♥ liked by @garrulousGoose
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LAUGHTY TOPPY IF IT'S CLOWN ON CLOWN.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SLOPPY ENOUGH TOP WOULD FIX ME I THINK. #nsfw
A Cerulean goes to the*r Ophthalmolog*st to get the*r v*s*on graded. The Ophthalmolog*st nods and says to them, "Eye - C, Eye - C, Eye - C".
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
if anyone ever wants 2 talk fantrolls feel free to pester me over on my discord @ bitterabbit ! ]]
⚇ jolliest motherfuckin' time my sister in hilarity. ⚇
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE THOUSAND YARD STARE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LET'S GET A LUSUS TRAIN STARTED, POST YOUR FUCKED UP PARENTS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
theY oчght to make jets and fighter ships more accessible to the non-militant or civvies lot: i don;t need to hear them askin for mY rank and statчs: it;s a ship jчst hand it over: don;t ask me where i got the fчnds from ;/
Gog says... ice cream just lovely charged fancy kludge didn't I say that you better not sad Catastrophic Success uh huh off the record I'm impressed do you like it absolutely Shalom
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON A NOBLE QUEST TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE TROLL IRS. #lyrics #lyricposting #bars #soundcloud #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S DITCH THE ISH ADD AN E CALL THAT SHIT #NSFWE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT EVEN THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO PULL ME OUT. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CRACKING IT FROM THE BACK TO THE BEAT OF THE STEEL DRUMS. :o) #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED TO FEEL RIGHT AS RAIN IS TO TURN AN OLIVEBLOOD INTO PUTTY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS UNTIL HE CAN'T FEEL HIS LEGS @squeakingFrankly KNOWS WHAT'S UP #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JOLLY AS FUCK BABYGIRL, THAT'S WHAT I BEEN SAYING.
⚇ jolly motherfucking times, little sister. ⚇
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUILT UP TOO MUCH TOLERANCE TO MDMA, GONNA MACRODOSE ON BENADRYL JUST TO RAWDOG NIGHT TERROR HALLUCINATIONS AND MAKE MYSELF FEEL SOMETHING AGIAN. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RECHITT BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK THE TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED ME SOME CHRONIC SATISFACTION.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AY YOU ALL OUT OF LUCK I'M SITTING MY GAME I THINK YO BITCH WANT ME, YUH, COME OVER TO FUCK AND WE RUN A TRAIN LIKE WE PLAYING ZOMBIES, AY, SHE THINKS I'M THE BEST I'MMA FLEX ON MY EX AND THESE HOES LET ME FUCK CAUSE I'M COMING UP NEXT. I GOT COIN IN MY CHEST I FINESSE HER FOR NECK AND I COUNT UP A CHECK AND A CHECK AND A CHECK. CASH GO FAST, SPEND ON WENDY CAUSE SHE THROW IT BACK, HUH, I'M FIRST, AYY, YOU LAST, I DO THE DASH AND I FEEL LIKE THE FLASH, I GOT A BRAND NEW BAG, BITCH I AIN'T BLUFFING I STUFF IT WITH RACKS, AY I MAKE A WISH LIKE CANCER KIDS TO GET YO BITCH TO KISS MY DICK. #lyricposting #lyricchittr #lyrics
hOnK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @garrulousGoose AND ME ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE CIRCUS OF ST. SPLIFFY IN THRASHTHRUST FOR NUBDAY MASS, READY TO GET STRAIGHT THE MUTHAFUCK UP MIRTHFUL IN THIS BISNITCH. WHO'S TURNING UP TO GET TURNT UP? #mirthposting #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #faith
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M A POET. TROLL SHAKESPEARE WASN'T APPRECIATED IN HIS TIME, BUT I WILL BE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I PAIL LIKE A RABID BULLWOOFBEAST THAT JUST HEARD IT'S OWNERS SAY THE WORD FIXED AND LAY PIPE LIKE A ROMAN AQUEDUCT. MY STROKE GAME REMAINS SO OLYMPIC THEY CALLING ME TROLL MICHAEL PHELPS. #nsfw
T)(is is so true! )(ave you ever tried to teac)( a fis)( )(ow to w)(istle? #ug)( #butt)(eytry
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ ଳan I useଳ to look so cool (( art by ଳe https://cଳn.iଳgchest.coଳ/files/b966bଳec08ee.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE DRUGS I DO MAKE THE DRUGS YOU DO LOOK LIKE A NIC STICK. TAKE YOUR GOOGOO GAGA ZAZA BACK TO THE JUUL STORE AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING UP THAT FUGU FENT HUMBABA. #substance
a w[][]dchuck |usus w[]u|d chuck a|| the w[]u|d it c[]u|d chuck if a w[][]dchuck |usus c[]u|d chuck w[][]d h[]pe this he|ps 👍
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :O)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ENTERTAINING IN WAYS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. PULL THROUGH. 13.88°, -602.44°
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU, ME, OIL, CRYSTALIZED SOPOR, CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR, THIRTY BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN, BUCKETS TO BE USED AFTER THE CHICKEN HAS BEEN EATEN. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M SURE I COULD COME UP WITH A COUPLE OF IDEAS. :o) WINK HONK WINK HONK.
Sold.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
alright this put a smile on my face like a singular pixel worth
Ohhhhhhh I get it! Great joke, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
T[][]is is me, if you even care. [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/eeby-deeby-sprite.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN I BEEN CRUSHING NOOK ACROSS EVERY FALLEN PANTHEON. PULLED A MINOAN JADEBLOOD PRIESTESS OFF THE ALTER MID-RITUAL, HAD HER SPEAKING LINEAR-B BACKWARDS WHILE I FLEXED MY LIQUIDITY BY DRAPING HER IN LOST TROJAN GOLD. BAGGED A ONE-EYED BRONZEBLOOD STEPPE QUEEN IN THE RUINS OF WALUSHA, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF KYKEON AND SUBJUG JIZZ, ATE HER SHIT SO GOOD I HAD HER CARVING MY NAME INTO BONE TABLETS FOR THREE GENERATIONS. #nsfw
A wOndErfUl AttItUdE! trUly yOU ArE blEssEd by thE mEssIAhs wIth A mIrthfUl pUshEr!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIRE BARS LIL SIB.
honk.
s0metimes i 4g0t my eyes are vwhite 8ut it l00ks c00l i think https://i.imgur.c0m/g8p5ulP.jpeg
wE At thE clUrch ArE hAppy tO hAvE yOU sIblIng!