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Z. flooded the loww blood zlumz i feel much better much more evvil .Z
c< #yuri HOurs, wisHiN i was KissiN wOMeN rN! >c
BREAKING NEWS! I've gotten word t#ey've just invented Sex 2! Isn't t#at amazing, folks? (Good gog it's a slow nig#t.) #nsfw
We will see tomorrow.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY.
Maybe.
to everyone that went to nycstuck i envy you and it should’ve been me!!!! but i hope it was loads of fun for y’all 😭//
🜏 Anyone else miiss beiin a grrub wherre you xould jus♱ bii♱e ♱he shii♱ ou♱ of everryone else and ii♱ was soxiially axxep♱able ♅
♡♡|LOVE EVERYONE NOW!!!! SPREAD HAPPINESS AND JOY!!|♡♡
i think i might actually be going insane so instead of sleepin it off im gonna play re4 then sleep
concept: making them practice coiling their bulge at the base so they can knot you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, quad unmentioned, Troll/Troll, Troll/Human, troll anatomy, quadless concept, #nsfw, speaking of omegaverse, ABO, archive rating: E)
l3ts t4lk 4bout 1t now. >8]
I'm Simply Not Empathetic Enough To Qualify As An Intuitive Omega. #nsfw
please for the love of god
now hopefully
:33 < spoken like a true beta
EVEYRONE GET BEHIND ME. I WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOUR NESTS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a055de3b6f4.png
II miss my husbands... <333 #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/k6GLvtyG/Sm0XVi-P.png
Tax accepted.
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do not worry. i assure you, that is not within my jurisdiction;
HEY. GUESS WHAT. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1490981155242246174/IMAGE.PNG?EX=69D607E8&IS=69D4B668&HM=13EA8F87198D47385CD594A452D4D8B475622F887077757FED5DB498A7A29CB7& I DID IT. @GASTROPODVEHEMENCE
concept: a cute excitable girl using her bulge on a big stoic boys nook and though hes usually very apathetic and tough he blushes and cries while shes on top (tags: Chittr Timeline Trend/The Rankmaid, #rankworks, small top big bottom, no quad mention, chitfic, girlbulge, boynook, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
:33 < *ac handshakes mew!*
observe. my #beetleart. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Untitled450_20260406180759.png
:33 < i have what mew humans call... boy pussy and a bulge #nsfw
Post workout! 9oi^9 to try a^d beat my old deadli1t tomorrow https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/117781137_WksO2xL12R8hA57.jp9
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehm, i guess i shouldve done an introductory chitt!! instead of straight up posting my newest update on my blog. im fraimi giyuuu! im a cupid expert, a quadrant advisor from guehmm.... the ever chilly alternian brink.... snf. i want to make new friends and help gyuu all find TRUE LOVE! guehehe. if gyuu ever need help, message me! ive got a 5 star rating on gyelp. also, follow my blog @ sealedwithlove.com! love, fraimi1!!
Here'& @// picture of my lu&u&. :) M@//int@//ining it& terr@//rium i& @// chore &ometime& &ince it'& &o big but I'm @//lw@//y& h@//ppy &eeing it h@//ppy @//nd thriving. If I c@//n't, then it c@//n. :D http&://f2.toyhou.&e/file/f2-toyhou-&e/im@//ge&/117950242_EB5LKKoON6oZqZv.png
me!!! me me me!!!!!
YOU C)(OS--E GR--E--EN!!! 38D )(e is SMALL. )(e is NOBL--E. )(e )(as done not)(ing wrong in )(is entire life Sir Fis)(ton Guppius t)(e First. #protect)(im )(ttps://a-z-animals.com/media/2023/07/s)(utterstock-669265975-)(uge-licensed-scaled.jpg
👏✨💕if you come to my restaurant i WILL suck ur dick #business #smallbusiness #entrepreneur #stocks #bucklesandbucaneers #piratesex💕✨👏
👏✨💕HEY QUEENS... the BIG CORPORATE troll FDA is trying to CANCEL my underwater restaurant because THEY HATE SMALL BUSINESS... if you love PIRATE THEMED RESTAURANTS and want to support INNOVATION and LOVE go to https://www.trollgofundme.com/f/save-beloved-pirate-restaurant-buckles-and-buckaneers and help us MAKE RENT... kisses teehee heehoo... men are so sexy when they ASSIST ME WITH UTILTIES BILLS💕✨👏
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Don't worry, you got it bud.
I think "hate" is a strong word. Because why would anyone even hate me? I'm straight up just a dude.
no more #eridanweek. #beetleweek is. upon us. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/05/aohfg5.jpg
#eridanwweek would be better if every canon didn't ignore the oc's 💀 been wild to watch that happen for a week.
ᐖ SYTE WUZ ᐖOWN SO LONG I STARTEᐖ ᐖOING THIRTS TRAPZ 4 NO1 o_O #BLAᑈKSMITHGAINZZZZZ LUL HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/FE6BF8B09526.PNG ᐛ
On Alternia, every resident is evil.
☆FUCK ME YOURSELF, COWARD☆
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)(ere's my contribution to t)(e #fis)(ingfriday fun! 38D )(is name is Lord Gillieos Ric)(perc)( t)(e T)(ird. )(ttps://www.siladen.com/wp-content/uploads/DSC01515.jpg #mypetfis)( #glubposting #lookat)(im #)(essocute
TRULY W3 4LL COM3 1NTO TH1S W3BS1T3 Y3LLOW
oh my cod youre skin, get in the shade baddie!! (( ooc: THIS IS A GREAT PICTURE))
What is #fishingfriday? Am I suppo+sed to+ participate?
#fishingFriday Mew know what they say; Give a man a fish, and mew'll feed him furrr a day But give a fish a man, and she'll stab him to death with her spears because she is a lesbian fish, mew~ 💖✨
Not As Big As Im Trying To Go For… But Still A Catch! #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7796172c406.webp
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg
i really w꥟nder h꥟w it feels t꥟ sink my teeth in there. t꥟ feel him thrash ab꥟ut and t꥟ hear him yelp. i'd wistfully sigh if i knew h꥟w t꥟ type it. #nsfw
E'rr'y Friday, \/\/\/\/'go fishin'.
1eeli^9 re1reshed a1ter my jo9 today a^d my workout is complete 1or ^ow sis told me to post the a1termath because she thou9ht it would be "1u^^y" so i 9uess why ^ot? https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/109395491_L8JRqCxLULy0TKA.p^9
I would Jeff the Kill for some boba.
My Back Hurts. I've Been In "shrimp" Position All Day.
Bello beverybody! Bits Bopahv Btime! https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/jumpov.png
"= rechitt. this is. core trollian culture. this is what everyone was raised to do. ="
￣\ ever since i was a little boy it's been my dream to get into a flame war on chittr /￣
its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww
my posts have been slowing down because i've been really busy writing / new album in 3 nights / i'm so excited
good night, dear one. this evening, i have discovered a wonderful readslab procurement station, staffed by mannerly trolls. they even carry large print options! a great boon for myself. "charred behemoth repository" located in old imperial south on i-198, should it ever be in your orbit.
((Dont you know it.
((This fandom is a fucking nightmare. 😞
h<>nk h<>nk ;) #cl<>wnh<>rnyp<>sting #nsfw
I love blends with butterfly pea! It’s delightful the way it changes color with a bit of lemon.
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↗️I WAS THERE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c027b6c5e3bb.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0505014635da.jpg
> g0nna start call1ng myself the res1dent rust runn1n' th1s we1rd l1ttle n1che 0f the j01nt at th1s rate l0l 1 l0ve my j0b (?) h0w d1d 1 land th1s. 1 just g1ve f0lks funny checkmarks. 12/12 j0b
i fele like im missin out not goin 2 eridna week but i refuse 2 supprit a guy who doesnt respect wizards. nd also th killignns
- The Emmpress is a womman
- One thing about #EridanWeek that I think is beautiful is that wommen are allowed to win. And I think that's beautiful. 😌😌 #RankAndMatch #RummbleGourdPatchers #WommenWinning
Kinda happy I didn’t g♡ t♡ #eridanweek. Seems like t♡ much g♡ing ♡n and that’s n♡t my type ♡f thing..
#EridanWeek I can't look away. It's like. A scuttlebuggy crash.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
ever noti(e how being naked ex(ept for shoes feels more naked than just being (ompletel7 naked? #nsfw
[|||] yeah i just decided to chill at my hive after a siiiiiingle outing lol doing some #substances and texting my quads and my cutie pie friends~
y0u g077a d0 wha7’s bes7 f0r y0u!! ge7 well s00n!!! xc
I agree with this normal and sane take
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No no keep talking. ]
eridan week this, eridan week that. wh꥟'s up f꥟r evil femd꥟m week. any꥟ne? ꥟h, it's ꥟kay. y꥟u all hate me.
zeriouzly #antieridanweek #nothingweek httpz://i.ibb.co/pgrcj0r9/2026-04-03-02a-kleki.png
aw yay i think i will i need m0re friends anyways
i7’s hard having a big bl00dpusher… even harder having big rumblespheres… xc #nsfw #sillyp0s7ing
Not Enough Of You Are Oiled Up In Celebration Of The Event. #eridanweek
>>| during my rummage through some stuff, .i found .a very niche film. .it looks like custom made, but the title goes "movie .about very devoted .into hemospectrum tealblood male who gets himself .into downward spiral; scene .opens with .a blueblooded male .escapee .in seek .of safety from the law, who breaks .into tealblood's hive; tealblood tries to refuse blueblood .in staying, but he gets threatened by culling; .after change .of mind, tealblood let's him stay for the day .until .all the law settles down; while serving .a cup .of leafs, tealblood .identifies who blueblood was; .it was .a .infamous criminal with .a bounty .on thousands .of caegars; without saying .anything .or .attempting to do, tealblood let's blueblooded go; tealblood calls his moirail violetblood for .advice .in kidnapping .a criminal, but get .immidietly rejected .in giving .any .advice cause .of .ill .idea; but he doesn't listens .and prepared to make .a chance; grabbing .a cloth bag, zipties .and .a knife, devoted moves .onward to find blueblood; he goes through the forest meeting several residants such .as: .alone buffed rustblooded female, .a beautiful goldblooded female .and brute bronzeblooded male kismesis living together; .after talking, tealblood gets the clue .on his location, he sneaks .inside .abandoned hive, but .in .a sudden twist gets knocked to .unconscious; tealblood finally wakes .up .in .a small .unknown room with two trolls .in .a shadows .and .after several whispers, .a same blueblood steps .out .and leaves the room. .another shadow steps .out, revealing smiling purpleblooded male with .a whip .in his hands, camera .outside the room, the door closes". .i'll go watch .it. see you later.
Small spheres are just as fun! #nsfw (?)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REAL. CAN'T RELATE, BUT REAL.
:33 < nah girl. its him not mew. :33 < as head of the itty bitty titty kitty committ33 :33 < mew are welcome to join our ranks #ittybittytittycomit33
taking offers to tie someone up, , , and hang them from the ceiling, , , #nsfw #yeah nsfw #hanging
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
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Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
If You Aren't Baiting Your Kismesis Into Thinking They Could Blur Red, You Are Doing It Wrong.
Get in line
how many horns could a clown honk if a clown could honk horns??? #shitpost
D—> https://cdn.pluralkit.me/images/ua/zgy7sapmyu4wjop2ly5472nm.webp Here’s my pfp! I made it myself!
crow mauler and by extension pyramidhead they are basically the same character gomen
was abOut tO shOOt a spOnsOred pOst fOr my instagrub when this guy phOtObOmbed me. he hit that shit thOugh, gOtta respect it XO —with @skatingAskew https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/c2071d0cebf1.png XO
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1489132389685919946/unnamed_11.webp?ex=69cf4e1c&is=69cdfc9c&hm=8a0e312656ef793eb166217b172d49c7cc60215fd5ee6df4c524367e1ce96793&=&format=webp&width=691&height=829 #memes
we don't want u
fuck yea
going 2 #eridanweek 2 get ppl 2 sign my petition 2 #shavehim (@grandioseSaturation) bald xP
Wonderful.
LOL, YOU'RE FUNNY! :O)
Oh dear is me. I am a tealblood for certain and I am providing you a lawsuit. You may spear me just below my left rib set to deal less than lethal damage while allowing me to gaze at you. Hm. #gore perhaps.
I ONLY SAW THE FIRST PART AND ALMOST GAVE YOU A 0/10, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A 8.5/10
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The Dionaea House, is that an acceptable answer?
>>| .a need for three purplebloods gangbanging .in .every .opened .orifice, .is what .i need for this .evening, yet not .a single matesprit nor highblood near my hive. life's so cruel that .it let's you down to .only .imagining. #nsfw
// Wip for fozzer so far. hehe https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489295954564878376/image.png?ex=69cfe671&is=69ce94f1&hm=45e3373c651a8eaf7bae4235e316131eb79b4d2ebb3d8f03fb7c62a9da76a237&
ALRIGHT BET, I'LL PING YOU WHEN I DO.
@gastropodVehemence least favorite type of melee weapon?
Like this post and I will ask you a question
Seeing more people posting about the horny posting than actually hornyposting rn.
neop et :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/gochujjang.png
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
ttying balloons tto my moirail tto see how many itt ttakes ffor him tto ffloatt away. tthen i will ride on his back and attttack tthe heiress's airship
✨🍭🕷️ stick straw in hole? genuine suggestion. 🕷️🍭✨
CULLED. FOR LACK OF SWAG. #DESERVED
look at that fчckin loser lol
sounds fun love a good culling day
[|||] dang,,, that's a nice harpoon you got there cutie~
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT AT #ERIDANWEEK
<3-Take-me-down-to-the-paradise-city-where-the-grass-is-green-and-the-girls-are-fishy.
:33 < i pawlways consider, meowi, and don't mew furrget it!
https://files.catbox.moe/xfryiu.png #eridanwweek #day3
I think everyone should build a dungeon in their hive. I like to throψ my exes' snacks ψhen I'm having an off day.
https://cdn.iᛗgchest.cøᛗ/files/9a04fc9e814a.png felt cute, ᛗight delete later #øc #selfie𓅟
:33 < i was taught about this thing called a haiku! so i wrote one about me! :33 paws and whiskers twitch, cat leaps through alternia— hunting with a grin. pawnstructive catticism will be met with purrbal abuse.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
= B(---> Stop Apo=ogizing For Speaking Your Truth No Matter How Repu=sive It Is Dont =et The Poors Get You Down
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M HERE, I'M HIGH, AND I'M DTF. WASSUP? :o) #nsfw #substance
>W3nt to a local plac3 with th3 boss, dr3w som3 conc3pt sk3tch3s and tri3d som3 tr3ndy roast drink. I would rat3 it about it about https://i.imgur.com/NyrGnuc.png https://i.imgur.com/tTunYRR.png
Ssaw ttwo gguys rrunning wwith ttheir ttits out and nnipples hhard as sstone bbecause it's ccold as sshit, gguess it's #mantitwednesday #nsfw~<
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
reposting a picture of myself because i am very self absorbed sue me i look good you cannot blame me #gore? #rechitt #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
NeveR GonnA QuiT ChittR I LovE To SeE ThE PeoplE In My PalmhusK
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
✨💖𝓢𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓷! 𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓦𝓮𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓪𝔂! 𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓯𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝔀𝓻 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯! 𝓶𝓮𝔀~💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/O6xuGDH.gif
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
#nsfwe #gore from some aftermath with someone pretty recently + #cw-self-harm for healed scars normally i don't post anything with my bulge uncurled, but you know what they say about emos https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e433281b9916.png
▲I think i pitchbaited the pinned text lady who does the verifications▼ ▲wondering if I should do it again to get verified without having to go into dms and beg like a loser▼
who wants 2 watch the last unicorn w me #movie
2o who2 gonna pull up 2o w3 can lay/2it in th3 gra22 whil3 w3 g3t 2up3r fuck3d up and talk about lif3 n 2hit whil3 th3 2tar2 and 3v3rything 3l23 2pin2 around u2? #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32 #pl2
hey daddy u waanna- *fucking trips and falls down ten flights of stairs and dies* #nsfw #violence #gore
Wwhat are our thoughts on ppants wwith a bboob wwindow ffor yyour bbutt, a bbutt wwindow~<
\) -•-Nothing like a healthy breakfast after a night of partying.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cc1f8071631.png-•- (/
Happy April, Chittr! Hoping today is filled with good-natured japes and nothing too bananas!
come back to me... https://trilobites.info/anianocanGif.gif
((hmmm nodding nodding noting this
disappointin lack of mens boobeis on my tl :/// #nsfw #womeninmensfields #iwasgonnamimiconeofcronusspostsbutim2lazy #lol
s0me0ne p0s7ed 7heir friends grub ph070 0n here and im l0sing my mind she l00ked s0 squish and s0 ad0rable im g0nna cry!!! pls jades jus7 le7 me in f0r 3 mins s0 i can jus7 gen7ly squeeze 0ne grub and 7hen im 0u77ies! y0ull never see me again, pinky pr0mise!
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
okay so picture this you're me, being a very dear friend and walking @pickpocketingintellect to her hive you drop her off, and guess what her lusus is looking at? a fucking grub picture, please look at this thing @pickpocketingintellect can't even get grub pics of you without paint on lmfao https://i.imgur.com/afrovsb.png credit to: @pickpocketingintellect
@emotionalCorpse ▂▂⌇ ▂▂⌇ https://i.gyazo.com/e85fe3d4b50fbea3763dba229f75f95f.png
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png
not enuff rap at #eridanweek fo reel doe
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #rankworks, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif
pinning his toyhouse profile, one of the only ones i've actually completed https://toyhou.se/12819134.levyil-choten https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/51447988_CsCqnPexREZqbY3.jpg my boyyyyy
fullbody pendre ref <3 https://i.imgur.com/LOrUptt.png
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, #rankworks, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
// I remmebered I have a fantroll that's super handsome, i think and DO i need to add another fish. No, but do I think he's very pretty... yeh. https://i.imgur.com/m2KzUJ7.jpeg
// okay but why does he have to be hot
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
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// This is my most popular fantroll and the people who know about her I don't think actually know who owns her. https://file.toyhou.se/images/11347086_jCBx7fB7oqeKsua.png https://toyhou.se/2754042.diania-lextio
I sea so muc)( about #eridanweek and t)(at's GR--EAT t)(ey all want to celebrate w)(o t)(ey are. So w)(y not a #peixesperigee ? I don't t)(ink it's TOO MUC)( to ask. 38P
I am being told, as a society, we need more of the Yuri. I will alert my team, but I encourage you all to do your part as well.
yeah im not an idiot your shitass browwn still falls under the muddy rusted colors category so dont be actin like yer somehoww any better than the red stains runnin round cuz yer really not askin fer a cullin the wway you be spewwin shit
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good evening. ]
At the arena. Straight up "sticking it". And by it haha well let's justr say. My balls #arenastickball
(( i like having prexisting drama and associations with other characters. i also find writing an asshole character is more acceptable than an asshole fancharacter, most times i've made the latter people have assumed ooc i am an asshole as well and do not want to engage ))
(( homestuck is notoriously known for the amount of dead alternates around, this is one of the franchises where it would make sense to have an oversaturation. ))
// In fact, I'm very curious about why people create accounts with canonical characters. Do you really enjoy playing an existing character? What about playing your own troll (or, God forbid, a human)? What about revealing and characterizing them through simple posts on the chittr :? // I'm genuinely curious, and I would appreciate any responses!
please. WHERE CAN I GET THIS? i have been searching for lemon-zest delights like this. FOR A LONG TIME.
I AM GROWING INCREASINGLY CONFUSED WITH THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION TONIGHT, BUT I AM DOING RESEARCH AS WE SPEAK TO TRY AND BETTER UNDERSTAND THE WONDERFUL COMMUNITY ON THIS SITE! I HAVE GOT TO SAY, THE CONVERSATION SEEMS TO BE GROWING DEEPLY #UNSERIOUS #NSFW (I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO TAG THIS OUT OF THE DEEPEST PRECAUTION.) POST MY POST. POST MESSAGE. SEND POST.
now hang on. THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD, ACTUALLY. what else do you eat? I'VE GOTTA KNOW! :oO
#me when I see myself in the mirror!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/gripper.gif
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #rankworks, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
(• - •) I had my first gig tonight. It went well; everyone liked my singing and I didn't have to do certain "extra" work I had to do at the threater. That was nice. ⚘
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.
might be :( sent another on your way just in case see u at #JeevikWeek !!
Of course youre #Invited ! strange I could Swear I sent you an #invite for the #VipDay …
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.
// He's so pretty, I love him... https://i.imgur.com/h7N5V4i.png
KNIGHT FEELS TOO.... positive and passive for gid to me?? idk
i had a great time at the con / i only got recognized twice which is nice / i love my fans but sometimes i just wanna relax and be not famous
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
ii ssaaw sselfiie ssundaay sso ssomethiing ii possted on my blog recently. #sselfiiessundaay httpss://ii.iimgur.com/k6ss12jd.png
are yall gonna laugh at me if i share what i left on while i was jorkin' it or is this a safe space #nsfw
They clearly do not respect their betters~
◣_◢ Awesome. PosTT a picTTure nexTT TTime.
at last after a long day at the theater... LOOK AT ME AND NOTY ON A OUTING AHWWWW ⟡⟡⟡⟡◆︎◆︎◆︎ #diamonds4ever #ahwwwawwwawwww https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/Illustration177.PNG
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
IM HOME. what i miss?
Maybe I should try doing video essays. Is this a good 'video essayist' pose? Do I look like I could ramble vor an extended period ov time on a specivic subject? Y/N? https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c48v65811ab9.png
✿ wha𖧧 𖥧s a wh𖥧𖧧e pers❦n. are y❦u call𖥧ng lus𖥧𖥧 wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple? 𖥧 d❦n𖧧 𖧧h𖥧nk my pa was a wh𖥧𖧧e pe❦ple, he was a lusus. 𖥧s 𖧧h𖥧s a human 𖧧h𖥧ng ✿
♰ whats on underneath is just as important as what goes over it... tonights going to be fun :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc398214dc87.png #nsfw ♰
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
Follow for more #BusinessTips. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1285_20260329232145.png
what the fuck are you.
BIG BULGE, BIG BLADDER. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss
Sometimes I Feel Morose That I’m So Out Of The Loop But Then I Remember The Loop Is Made Of Oil And Piss
had f꥟und a picture ꥟f me i had ꥟ne ꥟f my little w꥟rkers take ꥟f me. n꥟t a full b꥟dy but alas, what can i d꥟. https://cdn.imgchest.c꥟m/files/323d387cf353.png
W3 doing #23lfi32unday ??? I fuckin lov3 thi2 pictur3, 2o onc3 again I grac3 you moth3rfuck3r2 with my vi2ag3 ((Art by TooManyK3y2)) http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430400_wTuxywTTUJcPWp3.jpg
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7AiA1GagprC9PTi2hRekFe?si=4d5489079bb846fc I wonder if I'm going to get death threats for claiming.
s)(ould do a )(emospectrum tierlist sometime cuz i gots opinions. not reeely aboat w)(os betta cuz das just alreedy in order, but aboat w)(os most fun 3B-)
>>| my .applause .on such grand .event .in your life! keep the flushed .until the .end .of time.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAPPY FOR YOU MUTHAFUCKER. :o)
Congratulations, love is a beautiful thing. May you be happy together.
I'm only aψake because my maid pulled me out of my cupe by my leg. She's a real one.
~ 11 found 44n old p11c w11th my m44t33 <3!!!! omg 11ts h44rd to s3333 h11m but h33 st11ll looks r33333344lly cool >.< https://11.post11mg.cc/4dy7XtmY/B33z-n44zv44n1144663-20260329221914.pngᅠᅠXoXo
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ Is this a good makeover? https://i.imgur.com/gatlcV0.png
alriiiight i bet youve all been dying to know what this little midwestern phreak (that would be me) is looking like feast your peepers upon... me 😌 https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/Untitled440_20260329131649.png
That - makes - sense - Violet - and - that - nodding >
D --> 🐴 Horsle 🐴 29 Mar 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
Straight up taking your date to the Resident Evil 1 mansion.
ideal date location, , , https://i.imgur.com/Xmhu5r0.png
aaw maan, yer aaaskin aboout me? im hoonoored
ddaddddy bbigg bbulggee is bback in toown
this is a good idea, i'll think of a good yet problematic statement with a bit of a shock factor.
some rusts have more telekinetic powers than others, , , others commune with ghosts and have them do their bidding, , , i prefer chasing trolls down and stabbing them, , , #violence #violethunting #:p
Wi2h I took mor3 pictur32. Id b3 2o famou2 if I could giv3 y'all tw3nty angl32 of my tit2 and ab2
i¶main¶priest¶because¶my¶unburdened¶by¶high¶intellect¶friends¶keep¶dying¶in¶instances¶and¶they¶need¶someone¶to¶heal¶them¶but¶this¶time¶ive¶decided¶to¶roll¶arcane¶mage¶because¶this¶girl¶need¶to¶put¶her¶frustation¶in¶some¶good¶damage #worldofgrubcraft
#loweffortposting of the day https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487851636712931518/IMG_2154.jpg?ex=69caa551&is=69c953d1&hm=afcaaad2a98402dbcdc5f9a1b2c45fd2af9f2013304cb871ad716ca7f68c1621&=&format=webp&width=600&height=829
Reminder. Good Girls Get Treats, Bad Girls Get Spanks. Good Boys Get Pets, And Bad Boys Get To Be My Seat For The Day. #nsfv
managed¶to¶get¶my¶moirail¶finally¶play¶world¶of¶grubcraft¶with¶me<> https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/WoWScrnShot_032926_154105.jpg
hmmmm? were you saying something? #nsfw https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172368168069636167/1487854460192428052/IMG_0641.png?ex=69caa7f2&is=69c95672&hm=9883e63de6edc8cdb42519ed99ddc33c986b7e0f0320040fe0d9a79dfc7b669c&=&furmat=webp&quality=lossless&width=490&height=868 (art by meee)
hOnK :o) hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/vNoRqM3.pNg
[[ I made some Panty Anarchy edits of Kalian not too long ago and I wanna post them... Should I??? ]]
Dear Princess Celestia, Somepony just came back to the cave talking about how the shadows on the wall only reflect a superficial reality and then tried to explain to me what the outdoors looks like? Needless to say I stomped them to death with my hooves.
// Last post before bed. I just wanna say all of you artists posting your stuff on here????? Keep posting it all. You're great at what you do. <3 Okay okay I'm off for the night
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA APPLY MY FACE PAINT WHILE THEY BOUNCE ON IT? #nsfw
hmu if anything~ ;)
// Posting one of the adopt designs I did off my tumblr page/kofi. It's the only available on at the moment. https://64.media.tumblr.com/960a9784e666c110a388bbf8407a81ee/0ec782615e8a3466-2f/s2048x3072/23b7e5389636457f0d423c8ebd79191d3a58d780.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/52538ed13155c58ad3f0304235efb002/0ec782615e8a3466-9e/s2048x3072/1a5723742fc46a1f1fd9894d8044fe363b389e1a.png
gurl u so so fine... >>e need to ha>e a photoshoot 2gether soon, itd go triple platinum >iral
PR3377YY!!
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zero nights off. annoying {lients who {all me but don't trust my word. traffi{. all of these are problems, but what matters is the beauty you earn yourself with every {aegar at the end of the night. https://i.imgur.{om/gddij{l.png #hustlerinspo #al{ohol #booze #foodporn #eatinggood #self{are
// I'm still drawing boobs, I'm finishing up some adoptable fantrolls because I quit my job recently and a bitch is flat broke.
theTea t'meEvent wasMore funThan 'Expected. 'Also metSomeone newToday. @gastropodVehemence #teaT'me
GUYS HELP THE FISH THEYRE COMING HEL- BLBLBGLBGLBL<°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) >< <°)))) ><
Does Anyone Ever Look At Their Lipstick And Wonder If It Could Be Flavored. Why Is That Not A Category Of Makeup We Have Explored Yet I Would Love A Black Lipstick That Tastes Like The Blood Of The Damned. Or Perhaps Blackberries Although They Are Liars Of A Fruit
:o) #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/fff9af1c96ae3173d5e244b06882291a.png
// I need yall to know i am very tickled pink right now. She's being more well recieved than I thought. but for everyone i'll draw her boobies. #nsfw
If I get more likes i'll post a tit picture.
sometimes i stare at ur piccies for hours at a time
Penis looking ass attempts It's even pissing
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--[ON CHITTR U MAKE ONE POST AN EVERY1 TRYNA GET UNDER UR DRESS WTF. IDK WHAT I EXPECTED LOL SIGHHH ITS SO HARD BEING HAWT AND RICH #NSFW]--
wWw wizzh you were here xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/xx.png wWw
mutants do not interact.
DON'T CALL THEM BEACHES BRO.
BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. MY NEWEST PIECE. DEPICTING MY BAD ASS "ORIGINAL CHARACTER". THE GREAT AND BAD ASS, LORD ENGLISH. SITTING UPON HIS THRONE, AS HE JUDGES YOU DUMB WHORES. NO DOUBT ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME BITCHES AS THEY COWER IN FEAR BEFORE HIM. YES. LORD ENGLISH, IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME. DO NOT STEAL. #EPICART #LEGENDARYART #NEXTLEVELART #INSANEART #WILDART #DOPEART #SICKART #FIREART #MASTERPIECEART #STUNNINGART #JAWDROPPINGART #MINDBLOWINGART #UNREALART #CRAZYGOODART #ARTGOALS #ARTVIBES #ARTOBSESSED #ARTADDICT #CREATIVEFIRE #VISUALFEAST #ARTPOWER #ARTMAGIC #DARKARTVIBES #EDGYART #ARTREVOLUTION #ARTINSPO #ARTATTACK #ARTENERGY #ARTFURY #ARTBEAST HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0BE977E0CDC6.PNG
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
i just made a tiny ribbon bow with a fork ! ! ! ! im so proud of myself
𝄞 pls d♡n't fetishize my fl♡wer :c 𝄂
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we going rig)(t now? Let's start off wit)( anot)(er positive affirmation! Repeat after me. 'My waist is so glubbing snatc)(ed.'
Argh mgh ghghghghghg!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/BpDZO-tPGYwAAAAd/cat.gif
Ơ̸̛̤̺͒͆̍̒͐̒̓̿̈́̄͘͠H̵̡̡̧̩̳̦͓͖̱̭͆̃̒͊̇̕
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
I'm willing to enable piss shenanigans if you're interested in an android doing it. #nsfw #piss
hell yes gurl #metoo
boy. liiisten to me, boy. iii am talkiiing diiirectly iiinto your ear now. you wiiill take thiiis camera iiinto the ablutiiion trap. yes. and then iii wiiill start my liiivestream. yeeesss.... and then you shall lose control of your nether regiiions iiin front of my entiiire audiiience of loyal subscriiibers. thiiis wiiill do numbers, boy, just waiiit and see! #piiiss #nsfw #nsfwe
t+ere's somet+ing aest+etically pleasing about ringed planets w+at would you make t+e rings out of +ttps://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/35/170/+D-wallpaper-saturn-space.jpg
OH. OKAY B^T THAT ONES VALID, HONESTLY. SOME CLOWNS GO F^CKING CRAZY IN THE LOOKS FACTOR
MAROONED CHAINED UP AND LONELY I'VE SEEN WWHALES LESS HOMELY THOUGH YOUR BOAT'S WAVES WILL ROCK HER NO PLACE LIKE DAVEY'S LOCKER BUT WHEN YOUR SCARF SURROUNDS ME I'M GLAD IT'S YOU THAT FOUND ME OUT I'D RATHER BE BACK ON DRY GROUND BUT OHHHHHHHH LOVE ME DROOOOWNED!!! LOVE ME DROWNED!
I have returned from a very important business meeting. Expect to see my face on various flavors of protein shake by tomorrow.
t this is the saturniidae t they are actually r real on e earth h humans are s so lucky https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/79/ab/5e79abb4728d40711bf6d12f09ae8702.jpg
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ i do not squeak unless squoken to
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u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, #rankworks, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
Evwery day.
ask to see my third club. #nsfw
>>| .and here's .another "playboy" part .and perhaps the last .one. hope you .enjoy those sweet ladies. keep .up with chitting .and there's .a chance you'll find your .own flushed part, whether .it'll be .a flexing purpleblood .or .a shy rustblood. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_927.jpg #nsfw
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
KUDOS! ❤︎
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
LET ME SEE THAT NOOK POP. #nsfw
Half th323 coward2 wouldn't know what to actually do if th3y found th3m23lv32 fac3 to fac3 with a clown anyway2
:33< if i were asked "would mew fuck a clown" the answer is an immediate yes!!! im TIRED of lying and purretending!!! they fine as FLUFF!!! #nsfw
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, #rankworks, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
I also ha\/\/e tattoos, la...d...sssss...somethin' else maybe. Any\/\/\/\/ay, here b'm'ink. https://i.imgur.com/KOqZ\/\/d5.jpeg
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut.
Getting threaten by soomeoone loower caste than yoou is soo unserioous sure broo call yoour legislaceratoor i'll have sex with him #nsfw
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
~ y44hoo!!~ >.< https://11.post11mg.cc/7Z4Vb4WY/B33z-n44zv44n1144660-20260328094532.pngᅠᅠXoXo
yo wait am i missin oil talk. i got so muc)( glubbin oil w)(en i ruled eart)( lol it was crawsome. got so muc)( $$$ fore it.
- I have been ACCEPTED by the aristocracy! I can't stop winning! 🤩🤩🤩 #PeonMaxxing
)(ttps://www.oceanwideimages.com/img/productImages/t)(umbnail/tn_24M1644-26.jpg #snailposting
- You know what. I think I mmight be OK. 😌😮💨😁🙌 - #ThankYouPurpleOilBarons #KeepOlivesOutOfDebt #OilUp #ThankYouSeadwellers #ImmOilingUpToo #InTheHallsOfMyBloodPusher
Now playing - Take Me to Snurc)( )(ttps://youtu.be/RrDt9a0q3P0?si=MNRRzouZM)(Uwkxnl #nowplaying
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE EATING NOOK LIKE A BULLDOG UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE HEMOSPECTRUM SO LUDICROUS YOU'D THINK I WAS A RAINBOW DRINKER. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
Frondly reminder not to discard your empty oil containers on t)(e beac)(! And not to spill any of it in t)(e water! T)(anks! 38D #oilingup
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS TRUE AND REAL AND FACT CHECKED BY REAL ALTERNIAN PATRIOTS.
Hharpoon ggun bbut it's a cchagrin ttunnel pplug #nsfw~<
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.
(( every single non-intermission friend clover makes gets funnier. - shitpeta - mom lalonde - the rankmaid - orphaner fucking dualscar never in my ten years of writing this dude have so many non-midnight city people entertained his whimsies. i'm thriving.
2hiit good i wa2 2tartin to think i wa2 alon3
🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif
sweet cock and hella balls #nsfw
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
cuuuuuutteeee
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING TUFF GANG. 💯💯💯
licks them
)(-----------ELLO C)(ittr! )(ow are eeling tonig)(t? )(ave you remembered to water your plants? Yourselves? Let's start off wit)( a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look CUT--E in t)(ose )(eels.'
♰ does anyone else enjoy staying up until the sun rises..? :) ♰
~° Anyone with a highblood's lifespan, strength, education, wealth, and mental fortitude shouldn't have to waste time proving superiority. If it isn't already obvious, they have bigger failures to worry about. ~°
Last drawing for tonight, thank you for indulging me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/289a096fcac7.png Ego sum ira Domini.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/ef/f0/dbeff058e1af59da1bc55970ed610d2a.jpg i wanna be here so badly....
:33< is it wrong to fantasize about your furrends? like maybe i want to kiss my furrends and hold their paws a little
1 B3T YOU D1DNT KNOW TH1S L1TTL3 FUCK WOULD B3 TH3 ON3 TO SWOON M3 4W4Y https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053227033532059668/1487277662857728200/fpjv3dr.png?ex=69c88ec3&is=69c73d43&hm=a93cabe368c858170dbbc68d80457e01eac91877d0d9fb1e735b79f71c230d4f #art #yumeshipping #justlearnedthatwordfromthehumans #yumechit
♰ i like seeing some of you bare all.. more vulnerabilities to keep in mind.. ♰
can >>e get tortured together id lo>e to see the flames slo>>ly turn your clothes to ash,,, ugh im a freak
Yes, although she does not need to return them. I have many, as this happens quite often.
:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
// updating my ref for my feferi. ima get new art eventually. this is my most currently accurate piece i own (from years ago) that i wanted to share. like. . . 5 or so years ago. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2052528c9862.png #outofcuttlefish #ooc
heres ur proof~ ;) #nsf>> #bathchit https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled181_20260327183121.png
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
Put me back.
-]@_thank_you_gift_for_the_photography_...!_i_found_my_doodle_stuff_btw_hehe @disturbedaperture_ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/064fd270dd01.png
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
i heard touching chests >>ith jadebloods is good luck u kno #nsf>> #sorta
may i join u,,,
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
😼 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35c8e324aab3.jpeg
-]@_heres_a_little_older_picture_of_me_with_my_garden_forest_thingy_..._its_very_nice_..._its_hard_to_find_these_sorts_of_plants_to_cultivate_..._hehe_! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1640cf11cfdb.png
THI$ NUTRITION WHEEL PLACE I$ $O FIRE #GATEKEEPING HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/UNTITLED1282_20260327230735.PNG
wow. just watched alien for the 7th time. it seriously never gets old!!!
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
I find the cannons to 8e one of the most entertaining parts of a vessel, personally.
imagine havvin no access to breathtakin sights such as this on a nightly basis id probably end it all or embark on some kinda psychotic rampage my felloww royals knoww wwhat im talkin about
https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/36f810102819.png gra7s(ale pi(s thread the needle between me wanting to show off how hot i am and tr7ing to keep hemoanon7mous
i +ave been dmed a disturbing image by an anonymous account w+o took t+is and w+y does s+e look like t+at +ttps://i.imgur.com/EWCjII0.png
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♰ i see you :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85c90228015.jpeg ♰
solid 7/10 the final comflict really felt fuckin forced but the rest wwas a good ride
POINT OF ORDER! peep the new banner
((Anything i draw as op here will take time, I am slow as balls when i draw but i prommie i will get it all done!))
Whenever thingth are feeling rough, jutht remember. You are tho thexy even life got hard for you :)
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, #rankworks, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
found an old photo of m3 nd my old cloist3rmat3 im pr3tty sur3 sh3 do3snt ha<3 a chittr, l3ast not y3t? stuck som3wh3r3 in th3 ca<3rns, ha<3nt h3ard from h3r sinc3 i l3ft but got th3 pic from lik3 a quart3r sw33p b3for3 that. w3 look3d so happy lol, i forgot i bl3ach3d my hair cuz of h3r. i'm on th3 l3ft btw, lil m3 looks so diff3r3nt haha hop3 you'r3 doing ok <ox3n3... https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/af3cda190f1d.png ooc: (( art cr3dits to frog! ))
♰ work in progress... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f6f53e0dcc9.png ♰
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
#nsfw They had better be thankful for the stub, as well.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Let Me Be Clear.... Naw... Let Me Be Opaque
0K4Y!!!
15 17 7H3 7W0 8ULG35???? 1 H4V3 7W00000!!!
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
https://i.postimg.cc/2SWTMpYx/IMG-0154.gif
So. Clubbing is fun. And I wish I'd begun doing it sooner. I feel pretty.
(( affectionately, i feel like the one image of the mom in the airport wrangling her kids on child leashes. i swear this site hits midnight est exactly and the nsfwposting immediately spikes up LMAOOO ))
Fuuuck thi2 would mak3 2uch a funny tramp 2tamp too
who up cOnfusIng pEoplE gEndErly
YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING WORK ON YOUR AEGYO
ʚɞ Wanted to post a picture of my lusus today. She looked very pretty on her flower patch 8) https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/image_2026-03-26_234206432.png ʚɞ
03:28AM: HAVING A WONDERFUL $TART GO MYWRIGGLING DAY!! HOPE IM NOT TOO HUNGOVER FOR MYPOTENTIAL TATTOO TOMORROW #$UB$TANCE
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!
i used 2 be soooo irresponsible with AI in the past..... not anymore tho :)
waow. things just keep happening frorever
I find ye both attracti\/\/e in an' appreciati\/\/e art piece sort o' \/\/\/\/ay but also repulsi\/\/e in a lack o'clothin' sort o'\/\/\/\/ay. Thank ye fer brinin' attention t'this matter.
Aint gotta t3ll m3 twic3.
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
Do you b3li3v3 in lov3 in fir2t 2ight or 2hould I walk by again??
Ye an' I both.
@imperiousCondescension Fond Memories! Here's to 124 s\/\/\/\/eeps an' countin' o' loyalty. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/37/52/f13752d2ccef1d5b59325ab6896e6f22.jpg
This might bΣ a #hΦttakΣ but if ψΦu'rΣ gΦing tΦ havΣ sΣrvants, ψΦu ΣithΣr nΣΣd tΦ makΣ surΣ thΣψ'rΣ alrΣadψ shΦΦlfΣd Φr takΣ rΣspΦnsibilitψ fΦr schΦΦlfΣΣding thΣm ψΦursΣlf. If ψΦur hΣlp is stupid, thΣn thΣψ'rΣ nΦt much hΣlp at all, arΣ thΣψ?
==================================pinned pΦst================================== I bΣliΣvΣ thΣ additiΦn Φf this fΣaturΣ is as gΦΦd an ΦppΦrtunitψ as anψ fΦr a prΦpΣr intrΦductiΦn. ΨΦu can all call mΣ ΨΦur MajΣstψ gΦing fΦrward. As thΣ *rightful* hΣir tΦ thΣ AltΣrnian thrΦnΣ, it's mψ missiΦn tΦ ushΣr fΦrth a nΣw Σra fΦr trΦllkind. ΨΦu can anticipatΣ a nΣw wΦrld ΦrdΣr ΦncΣ I bΣcΦmΣ ΣmpΣrΦr. I'm willing tΦ tΦlΣratΣ ΦthΣr fuchsias whΦ rΣnΦuncΣ anψ claim tΦ thΣ thrΦnΣ in favΦur Φf suppΦrting mΣ instΣad. AnψΦnΣ whΦ dΦΣsn't will bΣ trΣatΣd as a thrΣat. I'm a gΣnΣtic ΣnginΣΣr. Mψ gΦal is tΦ accΣlΣratΣ trΦllian ΣvΦlutiΦn. I'm currΣntlψ accΣpting applicatiΦns fΦr vΦluntΣΣrs intΣrΣstΣd in making that happΣn sΦΦnΣr rathΣr than latΣr. It's cΣrtainlψ ΣasiΣr tΦ gΣt things dΦnΣ with willing tΣst subjΣcts. As statΣd prΣviΦuslψ, vΦluntΣΣrs (whΦ survivΣ) will bΣ cΦmpΣnsatΣd accΦrdinglψ. RΣad mψ manifΣstΦ if ψΦu want tΦ undΣrstand whΦ I am: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_b-PbfDFTeOAwsVUrB0Zmhp0gLPkJhHNrZ1rfMKMPxI/edit?usp=sharing https://i.imgur.com/4H1yG12.png ======================================OOC====================================== // i also own the following accounts: - psychogenicParoxysm (teal eiross bloodswap) - idolizedAbsinthe (jade eiross bloodswap) - evolvedEnterovirus - toxicallyDevoured - tenebrousTranscendence #pinned
[|||] no need to be so demanding,,, you are cute
Does anyone else have chitinous plates https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7e1f1f307cbbb32c01b15b6fc551ab6/709ce3174b26307d-bb/s1280x1920/ff88d4d23c91cbf0429384c964b96f18fb8581df.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL ME BIG SAINT NICK THE WAY I GOT THESE HO HO HOS GETTING JOLLY ABOUT SITTING IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN LAP
♰ moving some things around... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be06dee7ac49.jpeg ♰
</3: Well Those Instincts Could Very Easily Be Used For More Fun,,, Can You Not See The Joy In Being Dominated By One Your Base Instincts Say Are Lesser Than You?
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Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
#nsfw BULGE REPINNED.
Wiᛏh ᛏhe New Pinning Sysᛏem In Place, I Feel Iᛏ Only Fair ᛏo Do A Proper Inᛏroducᛏion. I Am Jevrah Laᛏmos, Commander Of ᛏhe Imperial Warship And Cruiser ᛏhe 'drifᛏing ᛏender'. My Crew Are Encouraged (see: Required) ᛏo Follow Me So ᛏhaᛏ ᛏhey May See Any Exᛏra Announcemenᛏs. and No, I Am No Longer Parᛏ Of ᛏhe Heiress Race. Yes I Am Old Enough ᛏo Be Your Ancesᛏor. No, I Will Noᛏ Allow A ᛏransfer ᛏo My Ship Because You Begged. hᛏᛏps://i.imgur.com/rweb65ᛏ.png
s↑gh... cerule★ns...
:o) Though your spade burns bright for me, your eyes burn brighter with my power. :o) Its flattering that only I get to see you like this, pitch motherfucker mine. :o) Give in. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
sometimes girls have to talk about evil surgery!!