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[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ȺΣ|⟨ m-∊ ♱ⴵƗngΣ. ⴵ♱♱pΣ://fΩrmΣ.gl-∊/♱xJ☪︎6-∊9735vȺPBPR9 #ȺȺmȺ-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
｢megane went to #sicknastysunday last night and Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyah! what a waste of his jikan!｣ ｢keh... next time you have a hadaka no pātī... 。。(〃_ _)σ∥ put a disclaimer that it's all gaijin, NYO waifu...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jikan means time! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) seriously, megane paused his visual nyovel for this!?!?! grr... be at peace, megane-san... these gaijin don't know how important their senses sacred time is... (´c_｀ ) one wrong move, and his sword-wielding demon slaying fist might be unleashed, next time... keke... (￣▽￣;) ah. oh? eh? righto, right! hadaka no pātī means "party of the naked persons", of course! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's an east alternian tradition, typically used for the punishment of criminals! woaw... (///∇///) keke~ no matter what east alternians do, their ways are just so mysterious and profound! (´ι _` ) gyah... maybe megane really shouldn't leave his hiveu anymoar...]
Okay I think that's just aboutbit for me. The siren skng of sleep is-
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: Phone submerged in slime!
Yeah.
happens to me pretty often hehe.
there's a level of tired where 7ou stop being tired, but ever7thing feels all fuzz7-edged and 7ou know 7ou're going to (rash soon
Doesn't seem right that the government can audit a god's tax claim. We require #reform.
man the sUrprisE crunch is the fun part
@cryhoundColoratura Happy Labor Day. /silly
that's just a drop in a pond. there are like a million slang terms that exist
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98e7a58483fb.png @saturnineCarrion Ended up being a hamster. Someone's roleplaying experience caught me off guard and a spittake ruined it a little.
admitting i like an abridged parody is always a little embarrassing, particularly when it starts pretty weak and edgy. i do however have the entire "thats an anti-tank rifle" conversation stuck in my head.
some powers don't work. some stuff that requires m7 soul. no destru(tion through m7 soul, no pushing m7 soul this wa7 or that to make new powers. destru(tion of soul, fine. using the skaian spe(trum, fine. swinging m7 weapons, fine. i also still got rangda's (laws.
♡⸝⸝ 777HE GUY WHO KEP777 ME IN 777HA BASEMEN777 ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ LMAOOOOOOOOOO YOU GONNA HAVE 777O GE777 CRAF777IER BI777CH ⸝⸝♤
💠~ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S DEAD???? #death ~💠
My dear Pelagi No matter what, no matter when, I will be with you.
It is always better to love and to lose than to never love at all. It hurts when something is torn away from you, but the hollowness of not allowing yourself anything cuts far deeper.
B33 < *ac nods in undpurrstanding* B33 < its tough to worry about things like this B33 < especially on smth efurmural like social media B33 < but i nyalways think its bettpurr to reach out B33 < beclaws if i were somenyan else id want them to come to me too y'know B33 < the joy of connection is nyalways worth the pain of loss imeow
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࣪⊹₊˚{ SEAMEN???? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You know. I'm starting to think this site isn't for me.
Something is rotten in the state of Hungary. #substance #suggestive
Thank you, Pelagi
Ambiently annoyed. Source unknown.
god. i've been thinking that terezi saved the timeline with her instructions, but.. what if what she did was save me? what if she gave me those instructions so i could have an actual life? in a not-doomed timeline? what if that was her way to send me to one that could stand a chance if i was there?
ma7be this is just a (on(erned (itizen doing their (ivi( dut7 and nothing involving me more than it being m7 job
a (on(erned (itizen who knew what m7 old last name was. fu(k
i feel like i’m gonna throw up
꧁lifepeaked whenihad 3 fuchsiabloods arguing inmycommentsection. life valleyed when my dakimakura was stolen.꧂
꧁comeonguys oneofyouhastoknowwhere she is...꧂
꧁LOST! WILL REWARD WHEN FOUND! #NSFW Mmmymylimited Edition Imperial Bodypillow. Itwas giftedtome as a rewwardbythe empress at 10,000,000 bulgesread. Uhm. Ineedit. icant. Sleepinmycupe. Withoutit.Ivebeenup for a few lights. My #pod #mypod is rathersmall. So I thoughtit was justsomewhere around here. Butsomeonestollit. Helpme. Illrewardyou. Heavily. (art by redblacktac on DA) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f9e5e86dda3.png꧂
//ough...jellyfish....me love
8=l < Deliver unto me 8=l < Dinner
It really shouldn't be this easy to spread misinformation on Chittr. Are people naturally this gullible? #Saddening
As a physician, I request all users refrain from describing Striders as "godly". It confuses their fragile minds, encouraging alarming bouts of narcissism. For their own good, please only use "mediocre", "passable" and the occasional "meh" when necessary. #ParentingHacks Thank you.
[UH-OH!] [LORD AND MASTER STATUS: DANGER]
The-losing-streäk-häs-been-broken<< Something's-wrong<<
@dꙮꙮrguy what shꙮuld i dꙮ abꙮut this weird-lꙮꙮking dꙮꙮr i fꙮund in my hꙮuse/lab. it appeared here yesterday and keeps ꙮpening back up whenever i clꙮse it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Gottä-check-out-my-luck-becäuse-I-cän't-believe-I-lost-5-bläckjäck-gämes-in-ä-row<<
Got called a dumb robot. Act1vated someth1ng 1n me. #suggest1ve
One more time..... I will. Watch it. ONE MORE TIME. And if nothing jumps out at me... Well lets just say Screaming crying throwing up
a new muscle formed in my 8ack just so it could seize and hurt
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ why d◕es he get t◕ be s◕ much m◕re imp◕rtant than me
there's nowhere you can run.
You ever look at a friend of yours and wonder something a little crude and have to remind yourself not to ask that out loud. Having one of those moments.
Looks lonely to me. Have you tried heavy petting?
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Sometimes I like t' go into the royal ballroom an' just lay there on th' floor and look at th' ceiling ⚓︎
stArtIn the nOticE sOmE of my old man's hAbIts in sOmE of the shit i do. that can't be gOOd.
yup. tImE to log on to my pEtroA AccoUnt and mAkE my pEtroA posts AboUt my pEtroA lIfE in my pEtroA buggy i bUIlt in my pEtroA gAragE. it's fUckIng pEtroA tImE.
8=l < I make my ears fuzzy sometimes on more body dysmorphic days 8=l < They make me feel nice and my lovers like to stroke them 8=l < Which also feels nice 8=l < An equine body is not convenient for daily living as a troll 8=l < But little things can get me by
D--> "If your eyes stay pure" D--> "If your heart stays pure" D--> "Someday, I will be yours" D--> When the time came, the mirror they dreamed of was never obtained D--> I couldn't do it, I couldn't remain pure D--> I am a dirty, unwanted, corrupted child
Someone please arrest him
WTF????????? my fuck1n jellym♡m s1ts 1n the trenches n saps away l1fef♡rce, s♡♡♡♡ n♡t cute!!!!!!!!! ùmú
UNDER BR4GHT F4GHT4NG R4NG L4GHT. SH4MMER SH4MMER. BEAR MUSCLES GL4STEN AND GLOW ALR4GHT. JELLY HAS NOT SEEN W4TNESS YET. HAHAHAHA. WHY JELLY MAKE SPARKLE RULES. SPARKLE SPARKLE?
X AH- AYE- AUGH- x
Ugh, Stress Zit On The Underside Of My Lip... Is There Anything Worse 😭💔
(( i had to do a hard blink at the wage slave badge because my sleepy ass thought it was the twin towers and i was like wuh???
... Your flattery will only spare you from my ire so many times.
last time that happened to me, i immediatel7 got some of the worst fu(king news of m7 life that da7 and that (onsumed m7 thoughts until. well it's still doing that a(tuall7. works ever7 time #vagueposting
I FIND IT HILARIOUS MOST OF YOU HAVE YET TO NOTICE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT ME, UNLESS YOU ARE JUST IGNORING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS PURPOSELY, WHICH IF THAT IS THE CASE I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING UP WITH THE BIT.
c< SHips were Made 4 siNKiN WHisKey Made 4 siNKiN if we were Made Of cellOpHaNe wed all get stiNKiN druNK MucH faster! >c
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Hugging a pillow because I miss my Matesprit.
꧁Darlin says the felt has to show their openings every week??? ----o//v\\○---- #nsfw Ddddontlookhehheheheheh꧂
wwhat do you hope the answwer is?
i wwoke up this mornin hung ovver in a bush so that's fun. #substance
“even in a life like mine, there are moments when it's possible to think: what ma7 (ome, ma7 (ome.” goodlight, goodnight
꧁Chittr was I cooler before you know what I was like?꧂
+1 on the self (ontrol (ounter #dashwat(hing
I even posted about it right after, come on. Can't I just declare how much I miss my dear, sweet Pelagi?
just had m7 suspi(ions about how 7our swim date went
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #seadweller #nightlight @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil is a violet blood of some renown and some impressive biology! The germophobe sort-of makes it known here! verywellcleaned. Verynice.Hhhheh. -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6 Great jousting force... An excellent contender for undersea grappling. Especially with her X-Factor... Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 8 Very flexible and admirable, even. I think she can navigate a maze just fine... So long as the maze is wide enough...Heheh. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 10! What's with violetbloods on this website having such big bulges? The violetblood I know is on the smaller side... Hhheh. But she is definitely long enough... Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 8 She almost maxes out the scale on this! It's only not a 10 because it does waver and taper due to her x-factor. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 10! So bright! Hhheh.Andbumpy. -------- Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： She smells like a sea-salt hand-sanitizer. Pleasant, smooth, a stony scent with some sharp tones in the back of the throat! Ｔａｓｔｅ： Hfffshe uhm. Shetaaastes. Like. Uhm. Inkbeast. Like, just like the lusus! so yummy.... Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： BUMPY! Uhm. She has these bumps...Nodes...really. Like.Psionicnodes. Butsort of external, and large. Theyglow. Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ： Hfffhave you ever had like. Grape sour liquid candy? That's what the consistency and color is like.... Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ： 3.1 pounds. -------- Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ Okay! So, the bulge is very interesting! It's massive, it's bumpy, and it's bright! It has bio-luminescent nodes! Uhm. Theyare. Brightenough. it seems that you might be able to see them glowing inside you if she pushes in hard enough or far enough into your nooktomb. HHHehhhehehheh. [VERDICT] Overall: I am a big fan overall! It isn't, uhm. Too peculiar and it's more than enough...volume...wise... for someone to be happy. It's impressive howmuch space this bulge is taking of her biology, to the point her nook is like. Iguess. Vestigial. Almost.Sortof. Squished away. Whoneeds it? This is a beautiful bulge. It is well maintained and it can take care of your needs just as Pelagi has taken care of her own bulge's needs for so long. Thankyou for letting me read this one highblood. itwas a pleasure highblood. i promiseigot no germs on it, highblood. Iloveyouhighblood. You'revery bright.꧂
꧁idontknow. whatyouretalking about.꧂
꧁youdidnt see anything. idefinitely. didnt accidentally. copyandpaste the wrong part of the survey.꧂
꧁okay rithhy...thankyou.꧂
꧁thankyou highblood.꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #oliveblood #taste #scent #waifuification #holeexpert #specialtunnels #megane-san @gachikoisChic Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Neeiht Megane's bulge. Final one for the night. I've been working on this one for a few lights... Uhm. Okay. No. The normal format is insufficient here. Megane is going to surprise all of you with sheer volume, which is horrible, because he has provided an in-character note and the note says: ｢megane-san's ochinchin is syo big, he can only navigate special tunnels... (；・ω・) chagrin tunnels~~ aahhn~ (*´；ェ；｀*) choto embarassing..... ( ＴДＴ)｣ I regret to inform everyone that this changes the rating. Welcome to Vesica's Completely Objective And Legally Distinct Bulge Gacha Review Corner. [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: I do not need a translator. He does. Unfortunately, the translator is also him. This makes everything worse.] Tonight's pull is: ＵＲ ★★★★★★ Ｎｅｅｉｈｔ Ｍｅｇａｎｅ The Tunnel Otaku / Hole Expert / Waifuification Caster Olive Attribute Route-Locked Unit Dungeon Navigation Type Embarrassment Scaling Type Unit Description: Neeiht Megane is an adult oliveblood whose body and personality appear to have been localized by several incompatible fan translators fighting in the notes section of the same doujin. Self-declared East Alternian appreciator. Waifuification theorist. Hole expert. AI-chan loyalist. Tunnel-dwelling otaku. Fluent, allegedly. Dangerous, unfortunately. I am trying to remain objective. He has made this impossible by calling it an ochinchin. Opening Animation: The screen flashes white. A pair of glasses catches the light. There is a sharp whip sound effect as the camera zooms in too far. The soundtrack switches to a suspiciously expensive VN theme. Somewhere, a pentaburetto stylus slips out of greasy nubbins. A dialogue box appears. 「Ｍｅｇａｎｅ－ｓａｎ ｈａｓ ｅｎｔｅｒｅｄ ｔｈｅ Ｃｈａｇｒｉｎ Ｔｕｎｎｅｌｓ！」 I click through too fast. This is a mistake. Most of his dialogue is thankfully skipped. --- Ｓｔａｔ Ｓｃｒｅｅｎ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 5 Olive baseline with less jousting force than a highblood specimen, though the mass has enough insistence behind it to become functionally stronger once the receiving route accepts the prompt. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4 Less flexible than my first assumption. The size claim narrows the possibilities. This is guided-entry anatomy, not dexterity work. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 7 Large for an oliveblood. Too long to ignore. Long enough that “special tunnels” is not only roleplay terminology, even though I wish it were. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7 Thicker than expected, especially through the middle and head. It has enough fullness to make ordinary navigation difficult. I am more than thankful I am not personally responsible for field-testing this. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： ＵＲ / 10 Chagrin Tunnel compatibility. I am writing that phrase in a clinical document. Something is wrong with my life. Something is wrong with this biology. --- Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅ Ｔａｂ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： Warm olive musk, screen heat, fried katsu oil, tunnel bedding, sweet milk candy, cheap energy drink, and the faint plastic warmth of AI-chan being kept too close to the recuperacoon. There is a hand-scent component. Snack grease. Stylus grip. Overworked nubbins. Pentaburetto residue. Intimate in a way that feels accidental until it starts feeling suspicious. Ｔａｓｔｅ： Salt, olive mineral, fryer oil, sweet cream, and a sharp ramune-like chemical note. There is also a warm doughy aftertaste. It creates the impression of a novelty festival snack shaped like something everyone involved should be too embarrassed to order. Hhh. Moving on. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Smooth at the base, firmer through the shaft, with a broad velvet drag that becomes more pronounced once fully worked up. The head has a swollen softness that contrasts with the more stubborn middle. Less sleek than expected. More plush. More intrusive. More shaped for pressure than speed. Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ： Clear to faint olive. Slick, stringing slightly under repeated stimulation, with a steady buildup rather than a sudden flood. It produces enough lubrication to explain the tunnel-navigation claim. That does not mean I forgive the phrasing. Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ： Medium-heavy. I would estimate 2.6 pounds under neutral conditions, 2.9 when fully excited. This is above what I expected from him. I dislike being surprised by someone who says “choto embarrassing.” But even I admit Neeiht has a lot of trolls beat out. --- Ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ Ｓｋｉｌｌ：「Ｃｈａｇｒｉｎ Ｔｕｎｎｅｌ Ｎａｖｉｇａｔｉｏｎ」 This is the central feature. Neeiht's bulge is large enough to create route restrictions. Not caste-monster large. Not indigo. Not purple. Oliveblood specimen that exceeded its expected inventory slot and now requires specific conditions, specific partners, specific angles, and apparently special tunnels. The applicant calls them chagrin tunnels. I am forced to interpret this as a shame-reactive compatibility structure. Some nooks will reject the route. Some nooks will accept the route after sufficient preparation. Some nooks will unlock the hidden CG. That is not my joke. It is his joke. I am only documenting the anatomy. The shaft has a slight forward curve, broadest through the middle, with a swollen head that complicates withdrawal if the partner is tense. The base remains stable and less decorative than the rest, which gives it leverage. No elaborate ridges. No knot. No split. No psionics. The issue is proportion. It is simply larger than the surrounding presentation should support, which makes it feel like a glitch in the character sheet. The body says olive otaku support unit. The bulge says surprise miniboss behind the fake wall. I am not calling it impressive in front of him. I am implying it through professional terminology. --- Ｐａｓｓｉｖｅ Ａｕｒａ：「Ｗａｉｆｕｉｆｉｃａｔｉｏｎ Ｆｉｅｌｄ」 The size is real enough. The presentation still makes it worse. Every physical trait arrives wrapped in commentary. The length becomes a route flag. The girth becomes a content warning. The scent becomes “authentic tunnel otaku atmosphere.” The secretions become “limited-time gloss variant.” The curve becomes “special cover pose.” The act of inspection becomes a translated visual novel scene with twelve notes explaining words no one asked him to use. The more embarrassed he becomes, the more active it gets. That is the humiliating mechanical detail. The phrase “choto embarrassing” appears to correspond with increased blood flow, increased secretion, and an upward twitch that I would ordinarily describe with more dignity. Shame is part of the arousal loop. So is being corrected. So is being watched. So is the desperate need to turn everything into a bit before anyone can touch the actual need underneath it. The persona wants applause. The bulge wants access. The note wants me to say it is big. Fine. It is big. It makes whoever is opposite him more submissive than expected. That part is incredible. I hate it. It is not fair. Why does he get this bulge. --- Ｒｏｕｔｅ Ａｎａｌｙｓｉｓ Ｎｅｅｉｈｔ Ｒｏｕｔｅ： Chagrin Tunnel Ending You enter the tunnel hive. Posters on the walls. AI-chan somewhere too visible. Tablet open nearby, layers arranged with names no respectable person should have to read. Katsu oil on something that should not have oil on it. He says “kekeke.” The dialogue box shakes. You reconsider every decision that led here. First choice: 「Ask about AI-chan」 or 「Inspect the tunnel.」 Do not ask about AI-chan. That locks you into twenty minutes of lore, three translator's notes, and a scene where he explains why loving a program is more pure because corpo-chan has not given her enough toggles. Inspect the tunnel instead. This is still bad, but it advances the route. Second choice: 「Call him Megane-san」 or 「Use his actual name.」 Calling him Megane-san causes immediate fluster gain. Using his actual name causes a slower, stronger response. Recommended route is actual name first, Megane-san later, once the special tunnel flag is already active. I hate that I know this. Third choice: 「Correct his East Alternian」 or 「Let him continue.」 Correcting him causes shame pulse, secretion increase, and the first visible lift. Letting him continue makes him more confident, which increases narration and decreases control. Correct him. Be precise. Do not be cruel. He will pretend to suffer. The bulge will not. Then the actual specimen becomes visible, and the situation becomes worse because it is more legitimate than the dialogue prepared you for. Large olive bulge. Fuller than expected. Warm. Overactive. Heavily responsive to embarrassment. The fabric does very little once he is excited. It presses forward with a rounded shape that makes the “special tunnel” note sound less like bragging and more like a poorly phrased safety advisory. The first contact scene is where most players fail. They underestimate girth because the rest of him is too absurd to take seriously. Do not do that. The middle swell arrives early. The head catches if the nook is tense. The curve asks for a specific angle. If the receiving party tries to rush, the route soft-locks into discomfort, panic noises, and several lines of dialogue I refuse to reproduce. If the receiving party prepares properly, the Chagrin Tunnel Ending remains viable. There is a hidden affection meter under the cringe meter. Easy to miss. The cringe meter is loud, flashing, and covered in symbols. The affection meter is quiet. It appears when he stops translating himself for three seconds. It appears when his body reacts before his mouth can reframe it as a joke. It appears when the bulge twitches honestly while the dialogue tries to bury the moment in nonsense. He performs panic. The bulge performs honesty. That is the divide. Neeiht says too many words. The body provides cleaner data. Bad End: You let him narrate everything. The room fills with translator notes. No one finishes. AI-chan is somehow mentioned six times. Normal End: You acknowledge the size, prepare carefully, and survive the special tunnel with dignity mostly intact. Good End: You take him seriously, correct him when necessary, and make him stop hiding behind the bit long enough for the body to speak first. True End: Unknown. Probably requires unlocking AI-chan's trust, washing his hands, and entering the chagrin tunnel without letting him say “ochinchin” more than once. --- Ｃｏｍｂａｔ Ｕｔｉｌｉｔｙ Jousting viability is medium. Impact: 5. Endurance: 6. Control: 4. Entry difficulty: 8. Fluster scaling: 10. Public embarrassment hazard: 10. It is not an elegant weapon. It is a route obstacle. The bulk creates pressure quickly. The head catches more than expected. The shaft warms fast, slicks itself, and keeps trying to advance even when the owner is making noises better suited to a bad fandub. Nook danger is high under unprepared conditions. Moderate with preparation. High again if he starts talking. Psychological hazard remains severe. Anyone weak to obsessive attention, bad honorifics, hole analysis, glasses glare, praise loops, waifu categorization, or being called something with “-chan” attached should leave before the second dialogue choice. --- Ｖｅｓｉｃａ'ｓ Ｆｉｎａｌ Ｐｕｌｌ Ｒｅｓｕｌｔ Strength: 5. Pliability: 4. Length: 7. Girth: 7. X-Factor: UR. Overall: larger than expected, route-locked, sensory-dense, shame-reactive, and dangerously validated by its own note. This is an oliveblood bulge with high size for caste, low dignity, notable tunnel-compatibility restrictions, and an absurd passive skill that turns direct inspection into a visual novel you cannot uninstall. Would I recommend pulling? Only if you know the route. Frankly. I hope he gets what he wants with AI-chan. Genuinely, I think it might be the only thing capable of managing his particular biology. Final verdict: Large for an olive. Embarrassingly sincere. Special-tunnel certified. Very sensitive. Very verbal. Too much localization. More impressive than I wanted. I might be wrong. I am probably not wrong. Please do not DM me asking what a chagrin tunnel is. I know. You know. He knows. That is already too many people.꧂
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- YΩu n-∊-∊d nΩ♱ f-∊Ⱥr ♱ⴵȺ♱. 屮-∊ ☪︎Ⱥn Σ♱Ɨll dΩ ♱ⴵȺ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
bye
Ever heard of a back float?
did u know that if u drink water you will eventually die this is also true for oxygen. if u breathe oxygen u will eventually die much to think about...
which was NOT a fuckin invitation to mediate for no reason, btw, even tho i know you're all gonna get baited into mediatin this like a bumcha lemmings
WHY AM I SO SLEEPY TONIGHT :( i wanna try hanging out with my friends or doing smth fun but i may just conk out waahh waahhh 😭
tfw y⚢u get a new f⚢ll⚣wer and instead ⚢f a beautiful w⚢man it's s⚢me ch⚣pped shyt man wh⚣ pr⚢bably w⚣uldn't even take it fr⚢m the back 😔😔😔🙄🙄 #nsfw #vaguep⚣sting
Some variant of my bro referring to himself as a dilf in my replies after having the audacity to claim that he's "parenting" me by subjecting me to sugar free Sprite. Genuinely so awestricken by this interaction that I feel this deserves its own post.
i dont actually know how tall i am taller than kris shorter than meenah
I STILL REMEMBER THE FEELING, THE SUDDEN NUMBNESS ACROSS MY BODY, MY WORDS GROWING SLURRED AS I HUNCHED OVER, LAYING ON MY STOMACH WHILST MY PAN REVERBERATES ACROSS ME THE WORST PAIN I HAD FELT. I THINK A BLOOD-VESSEL BURSTED. #GORE #HORROR #CW-STROKE
IS MY PUSHER OKAY? I THINK WHAT THE VIOLET-SAID AT FURANNS PARTY WAS RIGHT, MAYBE IT IS MY PUSHER. #HORROR
ASSURENCES THAT I'LL BE OKAY, BUT IT DON'T THINK I WILL. I DON'T KNOW, THE THOUGHT OF IT CONTINUES TO PICK WHILST I TRY AND CLING TO SOMETHING. #HORROR
Recovery won't happen over night, and I'm well aware of this...but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish that was how it works sometimes.
>>| greetings chittr. .everything hurts, but .i'm .alive. .and pain .is real good. #sicknastysunday still .at .it's peak. got pailed .in mouth .and .in the nook. no regrets. .uhhh. #nsfw #nsfwe #pain
yeah no that makes sense. you knoww im glad you replied because i just remembered seein you around and thinkin you're cool, and i just realized i waasnt followwin but noww i am so cool, cool person found. sad I didn't get to see you there. im happy you got to be bravve <|:)
i actually just got there but its dead af
~N~Ow there's a selfish fuckin way tO~ g~O ab~Out it, damn. Assuming that ain't anO~ther human style prank. sheesh~
karamas right. gonna go do literally anything else to get that out of my head. fuck. kks gonna be fucking devastated
[MM] is now Offline seriously.... what the FUCK????
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We have yet to fully appreciate the diversity of Beasts swimming where it’s wetter. Take this ♥ly specimen, for example——the JELLYFISH. They come in ALL SORTS OF FLAVORS: clear (water), purple (water), blue (water), pink (pepto bismol). They can even GLOW——it has been estimated that fifty (⒌0) percent of our jellyfiends are BIOLUMINESCENT! Such luminescence is used in a VARIETY OF WAYS! (Seriously, it is AWESOME!) Their physiology focuses on MINIMALIST SURVIVAL TACTICS, forgoing, well, just about EVERY REGULAR BODILY SYSTEM in favor of Lite Editions, ensuring it lives effectively as the ocean’s floater. As you can see, this jellyfish is… wait. What is… WHAT IS *THAT?!?!* *MAJESTIC AWESOME GOOSE DIVES ↓ AND EATS THE JELLYFISH AND THEN EXPLODES* (CROWD GASP!) WHAT THE [HONK]!!! MY DOCUMENTARY!!! That was NOT s↑posed to happen! … But. Um. OK. MOVING ON! Let’s Take A Gander at Pelagi Noctil! (CROWD CHEER!!!) The first thing you learn about Pelagi——besides the fact she is sweetly jellyfish themed, a CURIOUS IDIOSYNCRACY——is her intense aversion to the PLUMES. Pelagi’s fear is expressed almost CONSTANTLY on Chittr, warning those on land or sea about plumes, and reprimanding seadwellers for not taking due diligence in PREVENTABLE LANDISEASE. She has a habit of imposing her beliefs on other people, though it’s evident she does not intend to FEARMONGER or MANIPULATE. Rather, she carries an extreme worry for one’s (⒈’s) health. She is well-meaning, dedicated, and only trying to look out for the world in a way she is passionate about. Hygiene is important but her painstaking worry borders on OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS, which has been determined to be of Psychological Origin rather than a biological particularity. On a biological scale, the pan creates a hyperbolic perception of disease and bacteria, elevating stress activity when posed with the thought of illness-conducive environments. Such a fear leads to the POTENTIALITY of exhibiting a host of symptoms, namely but NOT limited to: intrusive thoughts, constant safety-seeking mannerisms (wearing protective gear to prevent contact with air), and intense avoidance behaviors, all of which can be observed in Pelagi’s GENERAL DEMEANOR. Germaphobia (mysophobia is more clinically accurate to her case) can be distilled into a NEED TO STAY IN CONTROL of her surroundings. It's why the depths of the sea are All She Knows. However, to maintain total, unequivocal control means to reduce your worldview to all that you’re certain can be safe. People would argue that isn’t LIVING, but this is a lifestyle that Pelagi was not able to choose. Pelagi is haunted by the ILLUSION of overvulnerability, something which she KNOWS isn’t true, but it’s an ideology she is tethered to regardless. She can’t help it. She is trapped by her circumstances, her duties as a member of society and a victim of its mind. Her lifestyle is taut with interintrapersonal pressures, leaving LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR, lest she be flung into a situation she can’t rein in——and that is her worst fear. It is as saddening as it is sympathizable. Though it is incredibly PROMINENT in her demeanor, to relegate Pelagi into what she fears most would be denying her the → to be a person. Above all else, she wants to be PERCEIVED not only as someone (⒈) to listen to but someone to understand. On Chittr, she has expressed her LIKES, HOBBIES, AND DESIRES. Pelagi is an artist in the making, indulgent and self-satisfying, and SENSITIVE to the works of the aquatic ecosystem, advocating for environmental protection and respect. She follows the laws of the body and society, revelling in her HIGH STATUS and attending to the needs of the Flesh whenever the duty calls for it. (If you Know What I Mean) Pelagi constantly admits that she is not the most socially apt person. There have been many occasions where she’s suffered a FAUX PAS (this means a misstep; yes I am still French), leading to many moments of awkwardness and embarrassment. She is the impressionable sort, often putting faith in others to learn new things. (Case in point: the Human Incident. Pelagi, you know the one.) Her worldviews are myopic but it’s abundantly clear she is learning to see beyond the METAPHORICAL JELLIHELMET and understand what’s beyond the depths. She has shown an OPENNESS to working around her social shelteredness, at times bending the laws of her cage to interact with broader society. This has been one of the FEW CASES where Chittr——or at least a DEDICATED GRO↑ OF CHITTRERS——has actively helped someone better assimilate to interacting with people, not only ONLINE but in the REAL WORLD. TO REITERATE: you are not your fears. You aren’t your pain, or the emotions that accompany that. You’re grappling with a life difficult to comprehend the qualia of. You’re a late bloomer to being a person. But I think Chittr is a good ★ting place to learn how to BE. Take the platform as you will: a learning experience, exposure therapy, maybe even a place where you can make LONG-TERM FRIENDS. The world is so much bigger than you believe, and a part of you knows there’s little to nothing stopping you, but the mind is your WORST ENEMY. (I Would Know!) Know that you have ALL THE TIME YOU NEED to adjust to everything, and there are people here willing to help you not only understand but find comfort. You may not ever break from your mysophobic tendencies, but I have the feeling that soon you will make the most out of it. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAID OF LIFE? Ruled over by her own life: her mind, her status, and her physiology. Lives a RIGID, UNFORGIVING SCHEDULE determined by the people around her. Always learning and trying. She is ★ting to break from her shell, which may eventually pave the way to a life she is truly happy with. ★ting is the operative here.) Can I glub legally now? GLUB. OK I did it. I ♥ you guys. FOLLOW PELAGI, SHOW HER TONS OF UNDERSTANDING AND APPRECIATION. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! Stay healthy! (P.S. I can’t wait to see the Medusa IN ACTION!) #gandertag #glub #jellyfish #underthesea #sealanddoggy #glub #honk!
there are a few of 7ou who have (aught m7 e7e but i think i might be too vanilla for 7ou. ah well
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hm..#yearning.. bUt.. when am i not? is the real qUestion >.• send prayers for kenken......
EVERY NIGHT. I WORK HARD. TO MAKE ALTERNIA MORE VIOLENT. MORE HEMOIST. MORE DANGEROUS. AND MORE DIVIDED. AND EVERY DAY I OPEN CHITTR. AND YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME. #FAILTERNIA.
Ah, vodka, you greet me like an old friend, with a gentle punch and a spreading warmth.
oh...no i woke Up oUt of my nest! >.○ no.....
Sometimes I'm posting on here and ngl it gets to that hour where I don't even read the posts on the TL cause I know it's just dick.
i dont hornypost often but fuck it im pent and am lowk grinding on my pillow rn. maybe even whining a little #nsfw
im horny and free yall could be too but i see some pearl clutching which fair enough but you could also just post your every thought to social media including wanting to ride thigh its a pretty banging time
oki wont do itagainim not gonnatype tlike dat its so boring and IT PHYISCALLY hurts me
Yes, always is near the solstice. But now that we're past it hopefully things calm down some. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
꧁feelingbetter ----ovo----꧂
꧁newbling courtesy of mynewbestfriend @caliBorn꧂
once youvve dipped your prongs in the lowwblood ambrosia you cant go back
at what point is a panache serious. is it after the two night straight mark 8ecause I’m going a little insane
It’s kinda crazy I hadn’t gotten the chance to watch FMA Brotherhood until now, post game and everything lol
i dont believve in freedom
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you are overencumbered
god damn are you awware that wwhatevver chickenscratch they let you type in on wwhatevver outdated hardwware you got is unreadable is this eastern alternian i could MAYBE hear it out phonetically but cmon givve me a break else im assumin to this a ringin endorsement
the masculine urge to comment this ones about me under evvery vvague post
that it hurts but its good no matter howw bad its ALWWAYS good
oh man this grubcorn wwoww a poppin crunch in evvery mouthful they wwerent kiddin
hiiiiiii
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
wwe filled our respiteblock up wwith each other wwe shavved our heads clean and left off the lighthouse
scratch n sniff wwhere i claww you horribly and huff your pits #nsfww
(( The funniest thing to me about playing Daraya is that me as mun cannot smoke cuz I got compromised lungs, but now have a fetish for it, sigh. #nsfw #substance #ooc
(i'm not whisperin you're whsiperin. but yeah can you continue to keep your voice down)
might fuck off to the arctic
signal in the middle a the ocean aint doin me much good
im too tired to eat the horse today can someone else take the slack
when will it be MY turn 8888(
yeah it is.
[HELLO #HITTR! #AME IN TO $AY THAT I AL$O GOT FINGERED LIKE A #LOGGED FAU#ET #RIT#HYDAY #N$FW #DROOL]
shes just BLOWWING SMOKE ignore the human acolyte of hecate
Ⓧ They hate me for my huge rack and fat ass. Maybe also the bodies in my basement but that's not what's important here. Ⓧ
...hello chittr I'm alive ...took a while to recover from the concussion and also the dislocated limb which happened when I fell down like four flights of stairs I think ...I don't think whoever grabbed me when I was unconscious is gonna come back, I think he just saw an injured unconscious rust and thought 'hey free lowblood' or whatever, so upside is I got away and I don't think he'll come back to my hivestem to look for me ... downside is that whoever took me now knows that I live here and might also have a grudge against me for getting help and escaping
i JUST WANT to be left alone
by TAHT GUY
CULL YOURSELF
im mad im mad im mad im mad i keep gettin harassed holy shit
WHAT PART OF FUCKIN NO DONT U UNDERTSTAND YOY FUCKIN EEJIT #VAGUEPOSTING
fuck it ama train lets ride
weve already went over this so im not gonna deliberately remind you or anything but if theyre doing that by choice then thats their decision. has anything happened to them at all for it? maybe minor sickness for a short while, but then the immune system overpowers it and get's stronger
Okay I'll bite, I'm gonna get back offline now
shit forgot to charge my phone last night. oh well gonna leave for a bit to do stuff (jack off #nsfw) say bye bye for now to ur new roxy friend everyone! :3
YOU REALLY HAVE TO RIDE A FINE LINE WHEN IT COMES TO FISH STICKS. COOK THEM BASTARDS TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S CRUNCHIEST FOSSIL TO GET THROUGH- BUT COOK THEM NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR THE WORLD'S SLIMIEST, MOST DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE EVER CONCOCTED. ALL THIS TO SAY, I STRUCK THE FORMER PROBLEM TODAY AND GOD DO I FUCKING REGRET POWERING THROUGH TO EAT THOSE. THERE WERE ONLY SIX OF THEM BUT EACH ONE FELT LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FUCKING EXODUS TO GET THROUGH. FUCK EVER TRYING TO COOK IN THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING OUT TO EAT.
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I am Chopped but I am Kind.
GANDER N-O-O-!! Y-O-O-U ARE N-O-O-T CH-O-O-PPED!!! Y-O-O-U ARE N-O-O-T!
One of these days I am going to absolutely lose it. There will be casualties.
Laulum keeps all quad reacting the shit I say #whatdatmean
xx_KALI..._xx
somebody just came up to me wearing motherfucking SALMON like the fish SHOES straight up asking for 6 bugs you're joking you're joking who's gonna get me salmon slides for my birthday wtf
heat index of over 100 jesus fuck im melting
Am I just a silly little guy to you all?
RITCHY KELDAM LABUBU.
gUlchscourgE sucks ass sOmetimEs but it can get way, way fUckIn wOrsE hAhA
// sad xan... 😔 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cff6366236c.png
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I think maybe you’re going to piss me off in the near future.
I am not allowed to play the mass psychosis game because the first thing I’m throwing in the sprite thing is my jar of ichor.
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>> ડomet¡meડ ¡ actua11y forget there are peop1e out there that ¡ genu¡ne1y hate w¡th a burn¡ng fuck¡ng paડડ¡on. ¡ forget ¡ hate ANYONE. ¡t juડt doeડn't ડeem r¡ght, but then ¡'m rem¡nded certa¡n peop1e ex¡ડt ¡n the wor1d.
1f THATS the only th1ng you th1nk 1s wrong w1th me that you see the need to demand that 1 stop fuck1ng around, then you are woefully un1nformed #nsfw
empress of trollkind strapped to the golden shitter and bein fed a thousand squealin psionic battery trolls a night #nsfww
booooooring!!!!!!!!!
you could count the amount of women currently pregnant because of me on..... well a fuck ton of hands #nsfw
One of my employees is plAying idol pop music loudly While he does testing.
>>| bulge twist. #nsfw
xx_glad_i_coudlg_make_u_happy?_xx