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[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- YΩu n-∊-∊d nΩ♱ f-∊Ⱥr ♱ⴵȺ♱. 屮-∊ ☪︎Ⱥn Σ♱Ɨll dΩ ♱ⴵȺ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
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did u know that if u drink water you will eventually die this is also true for oxygen. if u breathe oxygen u will eventually die much to think about...
which was NOT a fuckin invitation to mediate for no reason, btw, even tho i know you're all gonna get baited into mediatin this like a bumcha lemmings
WHY AM I SO SLEEPY TONIGHT :( i wanna try hanging out with my friends or doing smth fun but i may just conk out waahh waahhh 😭
tfw y⚢u get a new f⚢ll⚣wer and instead ⚢f a beautiful w⚢man it's s⚢me ch⚣pped shyt man wh⚣ pr⚢bably w⚣uldn't even take it fr⚢m the back 😔😔😔🙄🙄 #nsfw #vaguep⚣sting
Some variant of my bro referring to himself as a dilf in my replies after having the audacity to claim that he's "parenting" me by subjecting me to sugar free Sprite. Genuinely so awestricken by this interaction that I feel this deserves its own post.
i dont actually know how tall i am taller than kris shorter than meenah
I STILL REMEMBER THE FEELING, THE SUDDEN NUMBNESS ACROSS MY BODY, MY WORDS GROWING SLURRED AS I HUNCHED OVER, LAYING ON MY STOMACH WHILST MY PAN REVERBERATES ACROSS ME THE WORST PAIN I HAD FELT. I THINK A BLOOD-VESSEL BURSTED. #GORE #HORROR #CW-STROKE
IS MY PUSHER OKAY? I THINK WHAT THE VIOLET-SAID AT FURANNS PARTY WAS RIGHT, MAYBE IT IS MY PUSHER. #HORROR
ASSURENCES THAT I'LL BE OKAY, BUT IT DON'T THINK I WILL. I DON'T KNOW, THE THOUGHT OF IT CONTINUES TO PICK WHILST I TRY AND CLING TO SOMETHING. #HORROR
Recovery won't happen over night, and I'm well aware of this...but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish that was how it works sometimes.
>>| greetings chittr. .everything hurts, but .i'm .alive. .and pain .is real good. #sicknastysunday still .at .it's peak. got pailed .in mouth .and .in the nook. no regrets. .uhhh. #nsfw #nsfwe #pain
yeah no that makes sense. you knoww im glad you replied because i just remembered seein you around and thinkin you're cool, and i just realized i waasnt followwin but noww i am so cool, cool person found. sad I didn't get to see you there. im happy you got to be bravve <|:)
i actually just got there but its dead af
~N~Ow there's a selfish fuckin way tO~ g~O ab~Out it, damn. Assuming that ain't anO~ther human style prank. sheesh~
karamas right. gonna go do literally anything else to get that out of my head. fuck. kks gonna be fucking devastated
[MM] is now Offline seriously.... what the FUCK????
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We have yet to fully appreciate the diversity of Beasts swimming where it’s wetter. Take this ♥ly specimen, for example——the JELLYFISH. They come in ALL SORTS OF FLAVORS: clear (water), purple (water), blue (water), pink (pepto bismol). They can even GLOW——it has been estimated that fifty (⒌0) percent of our jellyfiends are BIOLUMINESCENT! Such luminescence is used in a VARIETY OF WAYS! (Seriously, it is AWESOME!) Their physiology focuses on MINIMALIST SURVIVAL TACTICS, forgoing, well, just about EVERY REGULAR BODILY SYSTEM in favor of Lite Editions, ensuring it lives effectively as the ocean’s floater. As you can see, this jellyfish is… wait. What is… WHAT IS *THAT?!?!* *MAJESTIC AWESOME GOOSE DIVES ↓ AND EATS THE JELLYFISH AND THEN EXPLODES* (CROWD GASP!) WHAT THE [HONK]!!! MY DOCUMENTARY!!! That was NOT s↑posed to happen! … But. Um. OK. MOVING ON! Let’s Take A Gander at Pelagi Noctil! (CROWD CHEER!!!) The first thing you learn about Pelagi——besides the fact she is sweetly jellyfish themed, a CURIOUS IDIOSYNCRACY——is her intense aversion to the PLUMES. Pelagi’s fear is expressed almost CONSTANTLY on Chittr, warning those on land or sea about plumes, and reprimanding seadwellers for not taking due diligence in PREVENTABLE LANDISEASE. She has a habit of imposing her beliefs on other people, though it’s evident she does not intend to FEARMONGER or MANIPULATE. Rather, she carries an extreme worry for one’s (⒈’s) health. She is well-meaning, dedicated, and only trying to look out for the world in a way she is passionate about. Hygiene is important but her painstaking worry borders on OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS, which has been determined to be of Psychological Origin rather than a biological particularity. On a biological scale, the pan creates a hyperbolic perception of disease and bacteria, elevating stress activity when posed with the thought of illness-conducive environments. Such a fear leads to the POTENTIALITY of exhibiting a host of symptoms, namely but NOT limited to: intrusive thoughts, constant safety-seeking mannerisms (wearing protective gear to prevent contact with air), and intense avoidance behaviors, all of which can be observed in Pelagi’s GENERAL DEMEANOR. Germaphobia (mysophobia is more clinically accurate to her case) can be distilled into a NEED TO STAY IN CONTROL of her surroundings. It's why the depths of the sea are All She Knows. However, to maintain total, unequivocal control means to reduce your worldview to all that you’re certain can be safe. People would argue that isn’t LIVING, but this is a lifestyle that Pelagi was not able to choose. Pelagi is haunted by the ILLUSION of overvulnerability, something which she KNOWS isn’t true, but it’s an ideology she is tethered to regardless. She can’t help it. She is trapped by her circumstances, her duties as a member of society and a victim of its mind. Her lifestyle is taut with interintrapersonal pressures, leaving LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR, lest she be flung into a situation she can’t rein in——and that is her worst fear. It is as saddening as it is sympathizable. Though it is incredibly PROMINENT in her demeanor, to relegate Pelagi into what she fears most would be denying her the → to be a person. Above all else, she wants to be PERCEIVED not only as someone (⒈) to listen to but someone to understand. On Chittr, she has expressed her LIKES, HOBBIES, AND DESIRES. Pelagi is an artist in the making, indulgent and self-satisfying, and SENSITIVE to the works of the aquatic ecosystem, advocating for environmental protection and respect. She follows the laws of the body and society, revelling in her HIGH STATUS and attending to the needs of the Flesh whenever the duty calls for it. (If you Know What I Mean) Pelagi constantly admits that she is not the most socially apt person. There have been many occasions where she’s suffered a FAUX PAS (this means a misstep; yes I am still French), leading to many moments of awkwardness and embarrassment. She is the impressionable sort, often putting faith in others to learn new things. (Case in point: the Human Incident. Pelagi, you know the one.) Her worldviews are myopic but it’s abundantly clear she is learning to see beyond the METAPHORICAL JELLIHELMET and understand what’s beyond the depths. She has shown an OPENNESS to working around her social shelteredness, at times bending the laws of her cage to interact with broader society. This has been one of the FEW CASES where Chittr——or at least a DEDICATED GRO↑ OF CHITTRERS——has actively helped someone better assimilate to interacting with people, not only ONLINE but in the REAL WORLD. TO REITERATE: you are not your fears. You aren’t your pain, or the emotions that accompany that. You’re grappling with a life difficult to comprehend the qualia of. You’re a late bloomer to being a person. But I think Chittr is a good ★ting place to learn how to BE. Take the platform as you will: a learning experience, exposure therapy, maybe even a place where you can make LONG-TERM FRIENDS. The world is so much bigger than you believe, and a part of you knows there’s little to nothing stopping you, but the mind is your WORST ENEMY. (I Would Know!) Know that you have ALL THE TIME YOU NEED to adjust to everything, and there are people here willing to help you not only understand but find comfort. You may not ever break from your mysophobic tendencies, but I have the feeling that soon you will make the most out of it. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAID OF LIFE? Ruled over by her own life: her mind, her status, and her physiology. Lives a RIGID, UNFORGIVING SCHEDULE determined by the people around her. Always learning and trying. She is ★ting to break from her shell, which may eventually pave the way to a life she is truly happy with. ★ting is the operative here.) Can I glub legally now? GLUB. OK I did it. I ♥ you guys. FOLLOW PELAGI, SHOW HER TONS OF UNDERSTANDING AND APPRECIATION. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! Stay healthy! (P.S. I can’t wait to see the Medusa IN ACTION!) #gandertag #glub #jellyfish #underthesea #sealanddoggy #glub #honk!
there are a few of 7ou who have (aught m7 e7e but i think i might be too vanilla for 7ou. ah well
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hm..#yearning.. bUt.. when am i not? is the real qUestion >.• send prayers for kenken......
EVERY NIGHT. I WORK HARD. TO MAKE ALTERNIA MORE VIOLENT. MORE HEMOIST. MORE DANGEROUS. AND MORE DIVIDED. AND EVERY DAY I OPEN CHITTR. AND YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME. #FAILTERNIA.
Ah, vodka, you greet me like an old friend, with a gentle punch and a spreading warmth.
oh...no i woke Up oUt of my nest! >.○ no.....
Sometimes I'm posting on here and ngl it gets to that hour where I don't even read the posts on the TL cause I know it's just dick.
i dont hornypost often but fuck it im pent and am lowk grinding on my pillow rn. maybe even whining a little #nsfw
im horny and free yall could be too but i see some pearl clutching which fair enough but you could also just post your every thought to social media including wanting to ride thigh its a pretty banging time
oki wont do itagainim not gonnatype tlike dat its so boring and IT PHYISCALLY hurts me
Yes, always is near the solstice. But now that we're past it hopefully things calm down some. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
꧁feelingbetter ----ovo----꧂
꧁newbling courtesy of mynewbestfriend @caliBorn꧂
once youvve dipped your prongs in the lowwblood ambrosia you cant go back
⟡ if you had one chance to go back in tiMe and change one choice you Made, Without consequences outside of those naturally occurring due to this change, What Would you change? #pondering ✦
at what point is a panache serious. is it after the two night straight mark 8ecause I’m going a little insane
It’s kinda crazy I hadn’t gotten the chance to watch FMA Brotherhood until now, post game and everything lol
i dont believve in freedom
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you are overencumbered
god damn are you awware that wwhatevver chickenscratch they let you type in on wwhatevver outdated hardwware you got is unreadable is this eastern alternian i could MAYBE hear it out phonetically but cmon givve me a break else im assumin to this a ringin endorsement
the masculine urge to comment this ones about me under evvery vvague post
whys th eone perosn who posts ouran have to have me blcoked? i was gonna rechitt that hsit
that it hurts but its good no matter howw bad its ALWWAYS good
oh man this grubcorn wwoww a poppin crunch in evvery mouthful they wwerent kiddin
hiiiiiii
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
wwe filled our respiteblock up wwith each other wwe shavved our heads clean and left off the lighthouse
scratch n sniff wwhere i claww you horribly and huff your pits #nsfww
(( The funniest thing to me about playing Daraya is that me as mun cannot smoke cuz I got compromised lungs, but now have a fetish for it, sigh. #nsfw #substance #ooc
exactly
(i'm not whisperin you're whsiperin. but yeah can you continue to keep your voice down)
signal in the middle a the ocean aint doin me much good
im too tired to eat the horse today can someone else take the slack
when will it be MY turn 8888(
yeah it is.
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[HELLO #HITTR! #AME IN TO $AY THAT I AL$O GOT FINGERED LIKE A #LOGGED FAU#ET #RIT#HYDAY #N$FW #DROOL]
shes just BLOWWING SMOKE ignore the human acolyte of hecate
Ⓧ They hate me for my huge rack and fat ass. Maybe also the bodies in my basement but that's not what's important here. Ⓧ
...hello chittr I'm alive ...took a while to recover from the concussion and also the dislocated limb which happened when I fell down like four flights of stairs I think ...I don't think whoever grabbed me when I was unconscious is gonna come back, I think he just saw an injured unconscious rust and thought 'hey free lowblood' or whatever, so upside is I got away and I don't think he'll come back to my hivestem to look for me ... downside is that whoever took me now knows that I live here and might also have a grudge against me for getting help and escaping
i JUST WANT to be left alone
by TAHT GUY
CULL YOURSELF
im mad im mad im mad im mad i keep gettin harassed holy shit
WHAT PART OF FUCKIN NO DONT U UNDERTSTAND YOY FUCKIN EEJIT #VAGUEPOSTING
fuck it ama train lets ride
weve already went over this so im not gonna deliberately remind you or anything but if theyre doing that by choice then thats their decision. has anything happened to them at all for it? maybe minor sickness for a short while, but then the immune system overpowers it and get's stronger
Okay I'll bite, I'm gonna get back offline now
shit forgot to charge my phone last night. oh well gonna leave for a bit to do stuff (jack off #nsfw) say bye bye for now to ur new roxy friend everyone! :3
YOU REALLY HAVE TO RIDE A FINE LINE WHEN IT COMES TO FISH STICKS. COOK THEM BASTARDS TOO LONG AND YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S CRUNCHIEST FOSSIL TO GET THROUGH- BUT COOK THEM NOT ENOUGH AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FOR THE WORLD'S SLIMIEST, MOST DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE EVER CONCOCTED. ALL THIS TO SAY, I STRUCK THE FORMER PROBLEM TODAY AND GOD DO I FUCKING REGRET POWERING THROUGH TO EAT THOSE. THERE WERE ONLY SIX OF THEM BUT EACH ONE FELT LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE FUCKING EXODUS TO GET THROUGH. FUCK EVER TRYING TO COOK IN THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KEEP GOING OUT TO EAT.
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I am Chopped but I am Kind.
GANDER N-O-O-!! Y-O-O-U ARE N-O-O-T CH-O-O-PPED!!! Y-O-O-U ARE N-O-O-T!
One of these days I am going to absolutely lose it. There will be casualties.
Laulum keeps all quad reacting the shit I say #whatdatmean
xx_KALI..._xx
somebody just came up to me wearing motherfucking SALMON like the fish SHOES straight up asking for 6 bugs you're joking you're joking who's gonna get me salmon slides for my birthday wtf
heat index of over 100 jesus fuck im melting
Am I just a silly little guy to you all?
RITCHY KELDAM LABUBU.
gUlchscourgE sucks ass sOmetimEs but it can get way, way fUckIn wOrsE hAhA
I've been upgraded with the ability to act as a mother grub. It is quite fascinating.
oh i aint the one carryin the babe, that vwould be my baby mama @turingtranscendence and i aint gonna lie i got no idea howv the internals vwork but you knowv, one thing leads to another, vwhen a dad and a papa lovwes one another wvery much, vwe get a baby
// sad xan... 😔 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cff6366236c.png
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I think maybe you’re going to piss me off in the near future.
I am not allowed to play the mass psychosis game because the first thing I’m throwing in the sprite thing is my jar of ichor.
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>> ડomet¡meડ ¡ actua11y forget there are peop1e out there that ¡ genu¡ne1y hate w¡th a burn¡ng fuck¡ng paડડ¡on. ¡ forget ¡ hate ANYONE. ¡t juડt doeડn't ડeem r¡ght, but then ¡'m rem¡nded certa¡n peop1e ex¡ડt ¡n the wor1d.
1f THATS the only th1ng you th1nk 1s wrong w1th me that you see the need to demand that 1 stop fuck1ng around, then you are woefully un1nformed #nsfw
empress of trollkind strapped to the golden shitter and bein fed a thousand squealin psionic battery trolls a night #nsfww
booooooring!!!!!!!!!
you could count the amount of women currently pregnant because of me on..... well a fuck ton of hands #nsfw
One of my employees is plAying idol pop music loudly While he does testing.
>>| bulge twist. #nsfw
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