โฃ mediated by @gestaltCreophage
.seven hundred appleS
.my coach is so cooL .i built it on the insidE ?did you know thaT .my hive is way cooler than yourS .heeheeeeH
Your fortune is rather noisy. There will be teeth. There will be cloaks. There will be little artificial beasts carried under one arm and worried over with the solemnity of a parent tending a very chewable heir. You will insist, loudly and often, that you do not care. This will continue to be untrue. It is a charming defect, really. You have mistaken softness for a wound, when in fact it is closer to a hunting instinct pointed in an inconvenient direction. You will gather strange creatures, stranger friends, and at least one person who looks at your fangs and decides to come closer anyway. Do try not to bite them too deeply. Not because you are incapable of it. Because, in the end, you would miss them.
A secret kept properly may be temporarily useful. A broken instrument, tuned just before discarded, may play its last clear note. The trembling hand can hold two objects at once. One for what it was ordered to hide. One for what it cannot bear to reveal. The mistake, naturally, is assuming these are different objects. How fortunate that mistakes are so often more revealing than obedience.
cull 7 billion people
you are the only creature on this Planet who i can trust -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
SHould I worry aabout your wellbeing? THaat seems paainful
YOu do reaalise I will haave to intervene once your limb count is aat staakke?
OH, thaankk you, my ever so reliaable pockket thesaaurus
I THINK MY PUSHER MIGHT EXPLODE
THe naature is heaaling, my life is unfuckked, my evening is maagicaally freed up. @aaphoticAcumen you kknow whaat thaat meaans
Aw you're a loser.
i am thinking 0n it i may rank wh0se flesh is the h0ttest t0 wear #nsfwe #vi0lence #nsfw #suggestive #rank
if i kill s0me0ne and wear their flesh d0es ribbit that make me h0tter #vi0lence #nsfwe #nsfw #suggestive #g0re
FUCK WORDLE HONESTLY #FUCKWORDLE
โฒhaving an evil sale at #hottopic I'm increasing the prices by 20% for tonight onlyโผ โฒFuck youโผ
Hell0 t0 the fucked up kinky wh0res 0nly #nsfw
I aam not. I might be aa little jeaalous thaat he immediaately offered to waatch aanime with you. BUt yes, I shaan't hold you up aanymore. PLeaase, do rest soundly
WEll, MAaarten aand you seem to be getting on aamaazing, so I shaall leaave aany fussing to him, if you permit
* mmm getting so sleepy in my recuperacooon * i could eat like a whole village right now im so hungry. xall me a dragon rawr or something ahaha * mmm and my buuulge oohh my byulgee heahehehe oh how it aches slightly mwehaehehehheehe #nsfw
.go back to sleeP .chittr was better when you were still snorinG
IX dead, XXVII injured, I mortified. #violence #whoops
OH my, aare those notes of jeaalousy I detect in your writing?
OH my, you aare not?
โฒi think they just finished killing all their staff so be there tonight it should be unlockedโผ
THANK YOU II AM GLAD THAT SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY VIISIION THIIS IIS A MATTER OF THIIRST NOT OF HEALTH II NEED TO IIMAGIINE BEAUTIIFUL ANIIME MEN IIN SCANTY CLOTHIING OR MY TASTE SLUG WIILL LEAP OUT OF MY MAW IIN SEARCH OF A LIIQUIID
โ Flossing with guitar string is better than whatever the mediKuller reKommends this shit is deep Kleaninโ
LOokk, it is aas good aa job offer aas aany aand honestly, if I get culled in the process? THaat taakkes caare of my problems just aas well
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I caannot thinkk of aany
MAaayhaaps (pleaase, note the subtle jaab aat your vocaabulaary) you would do well to control your violent tendencies
ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!!: WHEN WILL YOU BUILD MY MACHINE? THE INK MACHINE MY ANSWER!!!: BENDY WAS A LILโ DEVIL THING WHO WAS BROUGHT TO LIFE ON THE SILVER SCREEN USED TO MAKE 'EM CHUCKLE NOW HE MAKES 'EM SCREAM ITโS BENDY IN THE DEVILโS SWING FLASH BACK TO THE PLACE THAT MADE THE CARTOONS SING WHERE THE COBWEBS GROW AND THE FLOORBOARDS CREAK AND ITโS ALL CONNECTED TO AN EVIL SCHEME ITโS BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING
[ A photo post: It's a shellfie! Kidding. It's a selfie, taken by one beaming Hicari, who's doing kissy-fish lips, a peace sign, and a wink. She's leaned over into the personal space of @freakNasty, who looks to be unhappy about the current circumstances and.... wearing handcuffs. Caption: ] เฃชโนโห{ hanging with my new bestieeee! }*u*{ }หโโน เฃช [ #kidnapping ]
c< aiNt NO brawl, tHis is sOMetHiN reseMbliN veNgeaNce >c
>posting this again >if only because i had originally post it fully meaning it but accepting that the message was going to have to err on the side of being somewhat hyperbolic >mfw it is no longer hyperbolic >mfw this ones for my stupid bitch moirail about to get turned into carp feed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cf2624585e4.png
๏ฝข๐๐๐๐... ๐๐๐๐! ๐๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐... ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐... ๐๐-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (๏ฝก-๏ฝใธยด-๏ฝก)๏ฝฃ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
o| PaRtIaLlY, bUt mOsTlY ThAt wE KnOw hOw tO UsE CoMpUtErS. i tHiNk i'm hAvInG A WoKe mOmEnT RiGhT NoW AcTuAlLy i jUsT ReAlIzEd sOmEtHiNg |O
concept: the thrill of their eyes pinned only to you across the ballroom a masked stranger that has been watching you following through the crowd stalking its prey like a beast always a few steps behind through the endless bodies laughing and dancing you manage to lock eyes you nod once towards the bathrooms in invitation and watch their lips curl up into a wicked smile (tags: Reader/Masked Stranger, #outglutmasquerade, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, dont get caught, public pailing, the mask stays on, archive rating: M)
HMmm... TO be fraankk, I find your sense of humour quite laackking
OH, prithee, whaat is the secret to thy maagnaanimity?
OH, do feel free to blaame me for your own shortcomings. THis is exaactly whaat I meaant by claassless behaaviour
OH, I seem to quite cleaarly recaall our very first interaaction, let's see - you claaimed to be better thaan me simply becaause of your saanguine colouraation, oh yes. AAnd then proceeded to aadmit you were of quite mediocre intellect
man #outglutmasquerade
STraange, you haaven't struckk me aas the kkind of person to caare much aabout the kkull score
Surprising amount of teals on. For the record, my legalese stereotype archetype ended up being folloโing the logistics of trade and taking part in managing trade routes. Fuck the laโ.
~โข||Who said anything about romance?||โฃ~
OH GOG IS THAT WHAT IT IS???
wait iss it horny time. uh uh uh I want ssomeone to sstick ttheir bulge sso far down my tthroat tthat I sstop breatthing. ok tthere. #nssfw #nssfwe
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first date idea i put my bulge in their nook over and over
INteresting, interesting. HOwever, I haave aadmitted my physicaality is laackking, should we engaage eaach other in aa fight. WHy then, I must aaskk, do you seekk out aa physicaal aaltercaation?