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@glaringThiefterror
[ Not a Fushia... Just.. got the cool shade of one. I am better then them after all. This will probably be the only Time I type normally. Fused with a Horrorterrorgon. ]
Every day I wake up against my will and make it everyone else's problem.
[ ereh tresni ijome ek4hsdn4H ]
banana.
<<"not quite!">>
thats a banana.
[ .neer9 ti ek4M .4n4n4b looc ytterp 4 ]
i ate the green crayon. i thought it was uranium.
[ ?elprup to9 uoy ..hU ...toohs h4 ]
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
[ ...wonk ot 9nisirprus woH !dnuor4 llits erew stoidi hctib ecnirp er4w4 t'ns4w I woW ]
Guy who's hating on everything I post, would you like some tea?
[ ???4et rof ret4h 4 9nitivni ..uoy er4 yhW ]
Why not? Is the real question, they need to chill out.
[ esipsed yeht enoemos morf reffo n4 hcus redisnoc neve d'yeht tbuod d'I 9niredisnoc e9n4rts llitS .t4ht morf uoy 9nippots si 9nihton ..sseu9 I ...hh9uE ]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUCHOMP!! gyet another successful catch!! guwhat about gyuu guys and gyuur romantic endeavors? guehehe (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhy a hate… snf… (╥ ᴥ ╥)
[ emiT d4b 4 t4 ti y4s tsuj ..ti tuob4 tespu os eb ot deen on zeeJ ... ]
This is why love sucks and you should always stay single.
[ eurT ]
[ ...ri4fnu si efil ..efiL )::< nwod si pihs esreD eht tuB ...9nihtemos edolpxe ot deen I ]
What's stopping you from exploding stuff exactly, lil' 8oo thang? It's not hard to make an explosive, from my personal experience. ::::T
[ yll4retiL .9nihtoN ni tsol to9 I dioV nm4d eht si em 9nippots s't4hw dn4 t4ht em ll4c ..t'noD ]
Aw shucks, there goes my chance at tapping a piece of my lil' 8oo thang until further notice. Oh well, hope ya get out sooner than l8er! ::::)
[ !!!!T4HT EM 9NILL4C P°TS dn4 ????9nipp4t yb n4em uoy od kcuf ehT ... TNER4 U°Y ]
Oh, I think you know EXACTLY what I mean 8y "tapping", shawty. ;;;;)
[ ?..trohs em 9nill4c uoy er4 yhw dn4 ??9niks4 m'I yhw s't4ht ..s't4hT ????oN ]
you evver do the wworst possible thing evver and then just... block it out so you can continue to function? like wwoww i wwas so terrible i had to force myself to forget that thin just to cope.
[ denepp4h ev4h ton y4m ro y4m t4ht semiT wef 4 em4n n4c I ]
you can has mother grub shake
Who says Mothergrub can't be pan-seared and put between a couple of buns.
[ ???esle yhW ???reh ni yrruls 9nitsu9sid dleh ehs t4ht tc4f ehT ]
>( No nuance; should we be allowed to eat The Mothergrub? )
[ sem4lf eht ni reh worhT .oN .os lleh s4 9nitsu9sid sets4t ylb4borp ehs ..yltsenoH ]
O-> :(
print("turn that frown upside down!!!")
[ esrow ti ek4m h4N ]
No lobotomy for me today.
[ ? ..s9niht ll4 fo ymotobol 4 yhW ]
I don't know, I think about getting a lobotomy a lot for some reason.
[ t4ht eron9i ..4m'I os rerrutrotkoD 4 ton m'I tuB .wohemos 9ninrecnoc ylemertxe dn4 e9n4rts yrev sdnuoS ...t4hT ]
if you refresh chittr enough you can find the egg post
[ ??tsop 99e t4hW ??? ]
Alright, from these few minutes of my presence. I can say this is an actual interesting social media, really looking forward to it.
[ ?sllort eht fo esw4lceb ti si t4hW ?4idem l4icos ..9nitseretnI ]
n∞∞∞∞ s∞me∞ne start s∞me new drama I'm s∞ b∞red 🥺
[ j/selff4w et4h I ]