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Gn Rezi
Damn, the dragon has a pretty sizable hoard.
terezi please i'll get on my knees and beg if that's what it takes >~<
Goodnight valued constituents. Goodnight Cabinet. Goodnight life-size cutout of Broseph. Goodnight framed photograph of my Secretary of Defense. Goodnight Broseph. Goodnight those off planet. Goodnight th
it's less of a want and more of a screaming need inside my head right now!!!
yay!! okay so omg terezi you're so hot i'm blushing so hard!!!! your boobs are like bigger than my head!!! i can't stop looking at your body and i'm throbbing so much and img you're so pretty >~<
Hi. (With intentions to go to bed) https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/c2bfda47d28a6a4e7b1058c0425233ee0de08b7e.png #nsfw
omg???? terezi hi!!! hi!!! haii terezi!!! can i say something?
ok ya terezi can hav the notreal chittie badge 2
a fitting username, i see!
S33 NOW 1 WOND3R 1F 1 SHOULD POST M1N3 L4T3R
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HOW CAN SO MUCH SAND GET IN ONE MOUTH. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. WHERE THE FUCK AM I. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/89CDC0E8A035.PNG
... NO FUCKING *WAY.* HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0581BBA7A638.PNG
mi6ht be a lil' Controversial, but uh... boys? boys. i like boys.
ahem… AMAZING A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES
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// LMAO APPARENTLY SOMEONE DREAMED ABT THE TF2 MERCS BEING ON CHITTR LAST NIGHT
I really like this whole chitting thing. I just chitt my lunch. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/824c994fee66.jpg
We've been real, we just hadn't found Chittr yet.
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god the ol high fiving myself with a reality dupe hand trick never gets old.
i had funn too.
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P4TH3T1C HORS3 M4N BURY1NG H1S F4C3 1N MY T1TS #H4T3TH4TSTUP1DWHORS3SOMUCH
Calling all TROLLS. We humans are a queer bunch, aren’t we? Now is your chance. Consider me your scrying magic eight ball. Ask me anything, and answers shall be revealed below.
24 karat australium labubu has been added 2 ur cart
Sometimes I feel like being bed-rot queen of my twin size bed and five-years-spanning-sweat-catcher-unchanged-spring-mattress is valuable work experience yet tantamount to and much ado unto nothing. I lift my underarms sometimes and shed tears there isn’t a fierce featured face to burrow and spot check them for me with vigorous nuzzles and thrusts of each nostril. Is chivalry dead? #NSFW #Gothreek #EmolordGrungesmell #Olfactophilia #Bromidrophilia #Hints-Of-Lavender
i've heard worse pitches for things to watch! sure i'm down!
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NO, LOL noooo, I couldnt interact vwith rankmaid at all because I had accidently blocked her on helpsman and I figured that I hardblocked people because of that bug.
Oh ho ho ho. Yeah yeah. Now you're speaking my language. That's me, for sure. You really know how to pick em, girlie.
Ya'll get psychos on your posts? I've got a couplea of em.
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🌊 I’m hawwving a blast making all s🫧rts 🫧f neww friends, maybe wwe can all g🫧 swwurfing t🫧gether.🏄
🌊 Twwubwwular br🫧 bet that thr🫧at feels amazing #nsfww🏄
let2 not thiink about that. you do you, gliizzy queen.
🌊 I d🫧 get a lil thick in the backside and the chest department, newwver had a belly th🫧wwugh🏄
🌊 W🫧ahhh wwhat else can y🫧wwu gwwulp d🫧wwn? :0 #nsfww🏄
wow. great two know.
:33 < no wonder mewr so popmewlar!!
:33< ill give mew a watpurr enpurrgy fur it!
I will go nap this hangover off. Sleeping with my butt out and no panties just in case someone wants to have a snack. #nsfw
c0me two think 0f it i think kn got m0re out 0f this excursion than me. https://64.media.tumblr.com/285268c44d30bee9ab5e570ec457ef99/a0901e3a5e33a6fc-f2/s1280x1920/57248d16cc5f8158245d5873717ef74908916f80.png
we all diid thiing2 we dont under2tand.
they thought of 2omethiing for 2ure.
takes more effort than shooting your feet as soldier, but fair!
// real question, what would Saxton Hale's classpect be?
starin at my dms and its a lil wweird ivve tried to befriend twwo karkats and both a em havve disappeared if i had a nickel for evverytime a karkat disappears wwhen i try to befriend em id havve twwo wwhich isnt a lot but its wweird that its happened twwice already
medic and pyro are fun tho!!!
moderately.
iit wa2 2hiit. even communiity 2erver2 got fucked.
the demo knight calls to me.
well no durr wiith the bot problem. ii meant liike; back iin earth-c ciirca 2020~ when genuiinely EVERY 2iingle match had at lea2t 12-18 bot2.
every0ne here exists in the minds 0f neur0divergent adults that never g0t 0ver their 0ld hyperfixati0ns. 0u0
go ahead terezi, destroy the financial district. make the people happy.
heheh, diid you play duriing the bot iinva2iion? that 2hiit wa2 a22.
eh, there2 probably wor2e.
have fun! it is the godzilla way.
yeah you do.
> holy 2h1t, that'2 2axton fuck1ng hale <
Great, we got TF2 now.
dont p2ychoanalyze me 2o far iintwo my niirvana, eheh.
ehhh dont get u2ed two iit. iim iin a good mood.
iid wear iit even iif you diid fuck iit up.
come on tz, you know me. 2pliit down the miiddle. half red, half blue.
do ii get an honorary dragon one2iie two blow the whii2tle?
You should try ingesting a whole ingot's worth of liquid Australium
yeah. iill be your 2eeiing eye2 and la2er2.
hell yeah.
oh, to whichever aranea showed up last night and got the sleepover on truth or dare: thanks! it was fun. hope you can stick around next time. sorry i dont know which you were.
mickind isn't / the best / for combat / so i need to get creative / really creative
Her Honorable Teal Scaly was right there.
Kaiju-kun. Godzillaholic. Hot. Monster-masher. Her Honorable Scaly. Mujer Gigantisimo. Lacertine Lordling. Lounge Lizard.
gojirezi gojira annd terezi. i donnt knnow, i thought it was funn
it took me a long time to figure that part out. like i only recently got it. it makes shenanigans easier when people want me to be around lmao.
i can glitch me and bring things with me. it's the part where i can go anywhere at all ever that's the messy part.
my pann hurts. i might go back to sleep. stay happy everyonne
i've spent years and years figuring them out. i recently figured out how to be at two places at the same time, just kind of straight up. like my arms apparently were.
Thank you. They may not be big but they’re here for those who wish for them.
CULT OF THE LAMB FEELS TO CLOSE TO HOME TO NOT SAY IT’S FUN TO PLAY.
[A photo of her tits. Small, perky.] Im gonna delete this. #nsfw
I ca2t w3t 2ock2
well you look like you're doing a whole lot better now!
nothing.
i love what this place can be, but you are going to have to drag me off tumblr, because where else am i going to reblog decade+ old posts about bonkers things?
holy crap were you really on that young? that's nuts. i guess it's possible, but wow though.
oh, i was there. i just never left. this place reminds me of that a bit. god now i feel old. i don't usually, but, well, i did just turn 30 human years. which is nuts?
revenge will be so sweet! let me know how it goes! >:)
i KNOW you are trying to embarrass me, terezi. it's not going to work!
rub from a distance with one of those long back scratchers!!
get revenge by keeping the cat awake all night!!!
see, having a blog means i can do stuff like this: https://embellishedbookworm.tumblr.com/tagged/ref
yeah that's fair. it sounds right, even. sometimes it amazes me i still maintain a blog.
take two of oval orifice drops tomorrow goodlight chittr (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, dinnertime, seme barak, #brobama is dead, #trollbroma is what they beg for, fine, youve forced my pen)
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yeah see this is why i miss tumblr because i reblogged a whole post about women having the ability to shut me up by biting my neck and how is anyone supposed to be able to know that here? #nsfw
am i a "little meow meow"???
i am well aware i am telling on my self here. i also don't care. :p
a WHAT!!!
is it reciprocated
i donnt knnow what. a simp is but im sure thats ok
fuck yeah i can
Feeling cute, may delete later. #Suggestive ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f138ebecfcf8.jpg
Well. I guess we really are in it now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
Rankmaid. What the hell.
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
now that is what i've been missing lately.
later, yes! i'll be waiting! >:*
this is much funnier than what i had planned. y0u all did incredibly well and all deserve s0me f0rm 0f c0ngratulati0ns s0 please check y0ur badges f0r y0ur prise. 0u0
Fire.
"Oh no, another Strider. Someone alert Trollbama" as if the decor in my office has not made things clear. You fools.
https://i.postimg.cc/GrQjgWss/Illustration2.webp oh hey i'm actually so worn out.
B33 < i would like to thank meow its made fur saving me furom going apeshit in jinxs living room
I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.
i got kissed and i think i got licked in there while i was at it. but i'm not backing down, if anything, have at it! >:*
gasp! i'm drowning in kisses! i can't escape them!!!
well i can't just steal a kiss if it's not at least a little bit of a surprise! :p
theyre all over my planet! if you ever visit i can catch some for you naknaknaknaknaknak
you gave me a kiss and clearly i took it! >:D
i take the kiss and run!
fish tastes so much better after its been swimming in lava for its entire life
:33< im a big girl enjoypurr :33< as in im a big fan of girls :33< and im a fan of big girls :33< <3
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c5bedf76b06f42b670e472fe7c07fbdd/25b9c270d789efd7-e8/s1280x1920/8f2c9bc63951fe4da68f76a40eb9abc631aecf0c.png pe0ple keep talking about f0od. #nsfw (clothed but suggestive.)
wwwwommmmen ammmm i right
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!
since i was asked nicely, i will take on a few discounted video requests. just dm me, should be open. #nsfw ((As always, no Rose or Daves as I will be tagging the account you message me on once the oneshot is done.))
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good post 10/10
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i_usant_in_a_general_all_encompasses_sense_missingno_is_still_at_large
there's a glitched pokemon on here somehow, and i'm trying to keep jack noir from killing. my plate feels so full.
everyones always #boypussy this and #boypussy that, what about #MANpussy??
I shall have this done at once—consider it my modest greeting to you all. Should it pass you by, then so it shall. Forgive the sudden shift in tone; I hope I am not intruding upon anything ill-timed. #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7488.png
I've heard tell of dark forces swelling, given life anew. Gaining power in dark corners oft unexplored. I will urge to all of you great caution. Badger not in pursuit of recognition, but whimsy and fun. For there is tell of a great reward among the BAD_EGGs, a solitary honor in the more Easter variety. #WitchChittr
I suppose I've..."won"? Who knew being a weird girl would get you so far in life.
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
Say what you want, this thing was SICK. https://i.gyazo.com/72d9071b3e87286e4a0479acaf85d2b3.webp
8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
exactly
reptiles are real cool.
n0t hard two imagine nepeta dr0oling 0ver a lot less th0ugh.
concept: his nook his nook his nook obsessing over it every second of the night loving how flustered he gets when you push his feet up over his head to get between his thighs and worship the way he deserves (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #nsfw, boynook on the tl, nook worship, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
>> how are we fee1¡ng about the boyડ who have nook *and* bu1ge aડk¡ng for a fr¡end #nડfw
Women with nook and bulge. That is all, dears ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎
who the fuck are all these people suddenly following me today what is this i dont even hornypost they must be here for my stick #stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/904adc227a2e.png
It Is Unfortunate To Be In A World Of #Boynook As A Lesbian Who Likes #Girlbulge And #Girlnook But Then Again It Makes Me Into A Kind Of Stereotype Of One So Whatever Boys Can Have #Nook Too #Nsfw
yea yea evven you i fuckin guess
heres a lil somethin @caligvlasAqvarivm and i cooked 2 celebrate me finalyl reachin 100 followers ;) #nsfw #collab https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/368d8a090dd1.png
i as wwell love #girlbulge
i hope its extremely clear im a big fan a #boynook #nsfw
Truly. Always good to watch media with others ♥︎
B33 < @gleefullyCurvaceous https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/352/496/e92.jpg
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN I MAKE A MISTAKE I DONT FIX IT I GET HIGH, GET DRUNK, GET OFF, AND THEN FUCKING KILL MYSELF #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES #NSFW #SUICIDE
#tittytuesday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/23/8c815cfd3b236d7fcc02177e965d81bb49c76fb1.jpg
jerma clips for ring light andys https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d1f20fa6dd0.jpg
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
my favorite jerma moment is when he turns purple after growling at chat
jerma clips that make you go hohoho hehehe
<3- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7f8541257e.png
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying
oh my god im on the way
:33 < pass then sorry i can only k33p my attention span up for long enough to eat snacks :33 < and i cant allocate my own snacks beclaws equihiss locks the pantry meow.
:33 < will there be snacks?
:33 < i could be convinced
Robots do not have a womb, sorry. #NSFW
headachee. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/e7/31/bde7315112f50164a592379900660e6d.gif
much appreciated.
yeet #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38b6cfc5ace3.png
If you want to 8e friends with me, Fallen 8y Evanescence and Eternal 8lue 8y Spirit8ox are REQUIRED LISTENING!!!!!!!!
They had a nightmare, and wished for your comforting presence. ♥︎
1S TH1S 4 GOOD OR B4D TH1NG >:? SOUNDS COMFY 1MO
B33 < ideal scenario
B33 < they cannyat stop you walking around topless in a skirt in your own home B;33 < or your furry cool matesprit's home
@p0rcelainprankster kn0ws h0w t0 ask f0r things pr0perly. 0u0
I FUCKING LOVE PIRATE GAMES YEAHH IM ON A 8OATTTTTTTT
hahahahahahahaha, that Oney sure does play.
@articulatedClawtography #nsfw #bulgerating hhhiloveolivebloodbulgesalotsoletsgetthisoverwith The Muckrake is a near and dear to this page in particular due to constant offerings of financial support and attempting to get me a job in her ever-expanding portfolio. To begin with the easy part, let's take care of stats. Strength is a 4. But don't be fooled. She has most of her strength packed into her groin muscles externally to this particular phallus. So, while the bulge itself isn't quite the flexor, there are powers at play that allow her to have the most extraordinary additional maneuverability. Pliability: Also a 4. This is because of the stouter nature of the base of this particular bulge working against her. But, there are quite a few benefits. As is typical of oliveblooded trolls, she supports and internalized telescoping system that makes the bulge particularly rigid for penetration. Length: A solid 6 in length. This is larger than most olives. Hhh. Which is both a boon and a bane for her mates. Girth: Another 6. A solid shaft meant to support that articulated radioscopic system. X-Factor. 7. Her bulge has small membranes and specialized near armor-like ridges that, hh, when resistance is applied in a reversing motion, fanout into pseudobarbs. In addition to small, morevisible, fleshbulb barbs for similar purposes. Once she is in you, she wants to stay in. Her secretions are perfectly shaded. Her scent is that of the wild hunt. Earth, sweat, a hint of ink, as well as a leafiness to it all. She emanates the jungle. Hff. Uniquely, she has projectile hemosplooge capabilities due to her rather tip-centric release mechanism. Meaning that even before her final orgasmic quaking, she can coat you with genmat from afar. This feels particularlynicewhenreleasedinsideofthenook. Her taste of genmat is nuanced. Almost without taste, like water--but-- there's a tang! Maybe cucumber water. It's refreshing. Slightly sweaty and bitter. Hfff. I have modeled it and have it on display in my hive now.
shiiiit. #GAM8LING https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/4f/74/d9/4f74d91404a7c046e99e73972e23e4aa.jpg
they are fighitng on my timeline and i feel so many mixed emotions about it but mostly im just really sweaty (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: G)
Its a date then
Call it human error, and I'll earn it fair and square
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all nepetas go to heaven
Don't say hey and not slide into my DMs. #vagueposting
Fuck yeah <3
Lowkey wanna get l8id. #nsfw
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
I just get around, missing that spot for teal though... what a travesty
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but ya, I've been laying pipe all over the hemospectrum #nsfw
I think they rubbing off on both of us if I'm being honest #nsfw
I just think he's neat.
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Maybe its smelloreading rubbing off on me, I'm able to get the meaning in shit
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG DO NOT LET THAT MAN GET A NEW WARDROBE.
Hell yeah, that's the plan
Apparently increased strength I lifted my fridge
// Honestly been wanting to do smth silly and cute like this all day so this was awesome for me!!
The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
and after that all of paradox space will be ours!!!! :D :D ==> jade fish: swim away at a rat impressing speed
I’m sure it’s as sweet as it is in the pictures if not more!! >;;;;) #nsfw
i begin to swim away with my pretty friend on my back. i'm still blushing away. the world's our oyster!! let's travel the oceans and be super hot together!!
did u know? cats have natural AOE when theyre sleepy & thats why U ALSO get sleepy when THEYRE sleepy #TruFax #RealFax
✨🍭🕷️ ALSO THE CARS HAVE BUGS??? THAT ARE ALSO CARS???????? WITH WINGS? ORGANIC CHITINOUS WINGS AND THE BUG CARS ARE SMALL ARE THOSE A DIFFERENT SPECIES???? THE CARS HAVE TONGUES. AND CAN TASTE. BUT THEY ALSO "DRINK" GASOLINE. DO THEY HAVE A DIGESTIVE TRACT??? DO THE CARS SHIT????? THEY HAVE BATHROOMS. WE SEE THE BATHROOMS. ***DO THE CARS SHIT??????????????*** ARE THEY FUELED BY FOOD OR GASOLINE? 🕷️🍭✨
DO WE???
the flora is very pretty inn these parts. annd theres a lot of creeks too
SO MANY DAVE'S ON HERE, HOW DELIGHTFUL!!!-
I think pretty much all of you say that and I still have no idea how you find that out or what part you’re even tasting 8ut I like 8lue8erries so fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
I’m Vriska 8ut if you’re talking to Terezi please refer to me as “the 8lue8erry popsicle” #suggestive
✨🍭🕷️ casper hates when i try to discuss the baffling implications of the Troll Cars franchise like the fact that in Troll Cars 2 mater mistakes wasabi for ice cream, suggesting that the cars have dairy products in their world. we see in Troll Cars that tractors are analogous to moobeasts, so the question becomes. Do They Milk The Tractors? Are The Cars Mammals? They also have gendered bathrooms apparently. Citation: the same wasabi scene. Do the cars have genitals?????? Do they reproduce sexually?????????? Do the tractors birth live young??????????? 🕷️🍭✨
https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/angy2.png
wdym there's a bulge guy sniffing dicks #nsfw
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i spin around in a fishy circle to show off my awesome swimming skills and then i float to the surfaces, inviting my pretty rat friend to ride on my back and explore the ocean with me :D
i leap out the water like a dolphin and catch the cheese with my fish mouth. then i hide under the water and blush a bit cause the cute rat girl called me hot
yesss!!! you're the coolest rat i've ever met btw
Troll Siri play Barbie Girl by Aqua.
i am also a maid here! i’m filling in for terezi right now.
She keeps pitying my chitts and I kind of don’t mind it!!!!!!!! #vagueposting #OhGogAmISu8mittingForSomeone
i thinnk you are a good personn. i would like to knnow you better
Guys I'm gonna say it. Booty.
like soda crush. fuck yeah bro. love orange.
there are like, 10 fucking people on here i have a big fat stupid crush on. what the fuck do i do?
.☘︎ ݁˖ SOLO RAIDING THE TROLL SCIENTOLOGY BUILDING .☘︎ ݁˖
hello i completely forgot about this website i'm so sorry! here is my apology https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3298/688a060a69095ddce6c69c51cdb1d4ed.png?11352446 #nsfw
Purple
that alternate milf versi0n of aa getting freaky with it. which was on brand.
Just ate some crystals, just waiting to see what they do
nnot that i knnow of. but i missed you
Me, if I were Slenderman: Find my policies.
concept: you are long distance matesprits with @bulgeCurator laying back nervously and closing your eyes as you feel her psionic touch between your legs honing in on where you need attention your dms together are open on the palmhusk in your hand "okayiveneverdonethisbefore" she texts you "just go slow and be careful" you respond you think about where she is and what shes doing hoping that she feels just as good as you do when the tension of her buzzing viewpoint psionics close around you like a warm vice you shutter out a shocked noise and force your eyes to focus on the screen of your palmhusk "uhm doesthatfeelokay" it reads "kkeep going" you respond desperately with shaking hands she doesnt stop until she learns everything she possibly could about you (tags: Reader/Bulge Curator, #nsfw, long distance, esex, psionicjob, psijob, long distance psijob, flushfic, smutty fluffy,
@caligulasAquarium #wingrating #bulgerating #nsfw Let's start off with the wings... These are very interesting. Uhm. It's my secondtimeconnecting with wings like this. The first being a bronzeblood. They taste like raisins, and smell of the ocean. They glitter a lot! I only have two things to rate them off of. Style: 5. Uhm. You're the benchmark. sorry. Strength: 5. Ssssame. Sorry for the lackluster wing review. I need more casestudies. Uhm. Bulgetime! Eridan Ampora comes in with a sense of regality unseen in his counterparts. Somehow clocking in higher than his, uhm, counterparts. This is a duelist's bulge! Strength: 8. Pliability: 9. Length: 8. Girth 4. X-Factor: 3 Uhm, skipping the comments so I can do a full paragraph descriptor instead. Basically, uhm, notunlike his science wand that he used that one time, I guess, his bulge is longer. As well, it has a sense of rigidity to it, due to being a seadweller with a stronger prehensile musculature system. However it is fully capable of softening, and can even manufacture 'joint' structures for certain pleasurable acts. Hhh. His secretions at on-color for himself, though, they dry into a more tyrian shade! Th-this is because he has an iron deficiency. I-interestingly, he has a unique feature at the base of his bulge. Uhm. I call them Thrill Gills. Bbbasically a membrane that allows the user to, uhm, reinvigorate their bulge with direct oxygen. It's not like normal gillflaps! Uhm. They are barely noticeable. But permit a much higher under the sea stamina boost. Hhhh. Hhhhe seems to have a jewelry piece---not--notapiercingasfarasicantell. Maybe a cage? That, uhm, sort of, braces his bulge as it comes out of his sheathe. I can tell that something seems to always clasp onto the sheathe, uhm, at least, when it extends out... I've only ever seen this on one other troll... uhm. @cuttlefishCoddler hhhhwho. Uhm. saysitisforroyalstoexercisealevelofchastity by blocking their nook passively whileadorning their bulge. Hhhh.
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have some water. i hope you feel better soonn terezi
why do people get so shocked when you're still hard after 7 rounds??? #nsfw
i wear glasses sometimes / would i be cuter if i wore glasses / instead of contacts
i remember arriving at last night’s party and that’s where my memory ends. #substance
oh i need to kiss someone bad.
:P!!!!
uh huh. none that i'll post publicly.
as if you aren't mine!!!
New VOXTEK merch coming soon.
probably should find something to curl around and rest against. also drink water! you're gonna have a bad panache if you don't.
:)
https://64.media.tumblr.com/a657efefb0e54d02d8669d2d749487fd/0bf0f081196ea2df-ce/s2048x3072/22b442d5140a0433f6ac55fa58c5b59bdc2f2163.png #nsfw
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
#nsfw #bulgerating It is hypocritical of me to not provide the same level of transparency with my own bulge as it is regarding the bulges of those who have requested my judgement. Wrothe has made his pathetic attempt to court my pitch very clear. I am disinterested as I am incapable of being in anyone's quadrants for I may explode their bulge with my psionic prowess. To fully explain what it is I do, and how I do it, you must understand that I am hemoanonyomus, and anonymous in identity by design. I am an integral part of the Empress's surveillance ecosystem. I will continue in this role. Let's start off with Strength. My bulge exhibits a strength score of two. It can barely carry itself and has been historically particularly weak. Observe. [A Black and white Gif of a somewhat malnourished troll, doctored to erase any facial presence, horns, or hemo whatsoever, proceeds to crush a closed can of LUSUS Energy Drink. ] Embarrassing, I know. Next, onto pliability. I also rate this a two. I have never quite been able to finish my nook maze. [A second gif is uploaded of the same troll, and the same bulge, navigating a series of PVC Pipes with relative ease.] Length and Girth are pretty apparent at 3 at best! [The bulge clearly extends to nearly two/thirds the length of their high. Its base is roughly the size of their first.] Now for X Factor. X-Factor for my bulge is 100 out of 10. My psionics completely control it and allow it to extend further out of my body than it should. [Another Gif of similar tests with a roughly 5 inch bulge, failing to do anything] My secretions come from valve glands located every quarter inch resulting in a constant concoction of genmat hemosplooge all over my bulge. The video makes it difficult to see, but it is pierced as well. The texture is that of a firm limb with similar density when extended fully. My underside is covered in small gripbumps that allow me to not only pleasure my partners but completely decimate their bulges in jousting. My scent is clean. I don't smell like anything except maybe a light mist of a spring day. The taste is refreshing, low sodium, and acidity. I have been told its almost like a neutral gelatin. I hate my bulge. I don't want it. @gratuitousAnnuity
are people interested in ren faires???
xefros run / run for the hills / if kalian said you shouldn't have weed / for your own sake / you probably shouldn't be bulge posting #nsfw
D --> Now that I am back we can adjourn to some of my favourite topics D --> First: Horses D --> Aren't they pretty
im still a cutie patootie btw
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
D --> I had a lovely time on a little vacation with my Maeflower D --> I think I might take the day off tomorrow and try to be more active before I get back to working
B;33c < if youre purrious about my bulge youre just gonnya have to dm me
1 H4T3 TH3 S4ND #B34CHPOST1NG #M1SS1NGMYCOCOONHOURS #TH3R3SS4NDUPMY4SS #D1D1M3NT1ONHOWMUCH1H4T3S4ND
[The photograph looks accidental, the camera flash bleaching a cramped metal room packed with hanging anatomical decoys, tangled wires, specimen jars, and shelves overflowing with strange rubber molds swaying in the ventilation draft. Notes and diagrams cover the walls in uneven layers while thick tubing crawls across the ceiling overhead. In the center sits a thin silhouette blown completely black by the flash itself, long hair obscuring the face entirely as one hand lifts halfway toward the camera in startled defense. Their shadow stretches grotesquely behind them across the wall and ceiling, warped by the dangling shapes around the room until it barely resembles a troll anymore.]
bulge size? uh not sure! pretty damn big tho. over 10 inches for sure. here i'll repost this for reference incase someone wants to do the maths! #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
sleepy...
Whatever, I'm just gonna spiderpost after this!!!!!!!! ::::8 #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7403.jpg
W3 POST1NG BULG3 S1Z3D OR SOM3TH1NG >:? 24-1NCH DR4GON BULG3 OV3R H3R3 >:] #NSFW
Bulgeposting again. Really. #nsfw
i dare you to.
you're both!!
it's ok terezi, it's cute.
hehehe.
@heedlessCheapskate FORGOT TO TAG OH MY GOSH #nsfw #bulgerating Last one for the night...Because... It's so cute... Strength is an 8! Be careful! Pliability is a 3... Kinda stiff! Length is... a 3... Second smallest one tonight!" Girth is a solid 7! When you consider the length, anyway. X-Factor is a 4! Rare for bulges to be this petite and...playful. Uhmn. It sports some unique markings on it that allow it to glow. It has a series of graspers along its underridge that can contrast with hemocontrol and give it additional grip as well as being extremely pleasurable. It tastes of the sweet nectar of the honeysuckle flower with a hint of intoxicating blueberry mead. It smells somewhat of a natural musk however, making it quite the contrast! Uhm. My tongue would love it...
:33< n33d meow a sign like this :33< https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqknpkcAL1qcs3s6o1_500.jpg :33< #nsfw
can we spiderpost or do i post 8ulge #nsfw
sometimes bulges are supposed to be a little hard to fit inside! #nsfw
𖦹k… i𐕣’s pr𖦹bably n𖦹𐕣 as g𖦹𖦹d l𖦹𖦹king… and i𐕣 pr𖦹bably w𖦹n’𐕣 be as p𖦹pular… wha𐕣ever… sigh… I’m 𐕣𖦹𖦹 la𐕣e f𖦹r 𐕣his. #nsfw h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/ar𐕣ifac𐕣Resul𐕣_IMG_7451.jpeg
do you guys remember the weird body swap episode / that every kids cartoon had / i can't be the only troll who had / gender related / thoughts / about it
have some boy nook <3 #nsfw (also any hot dads, hit me up) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14ec1f3347c1.png
craving tres leches / really bad
YOU GUYS SO W1SH YOU W3R3 M3 R1GHT NOW HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/B34CH.PNG #B34CHT1M3 #4W4YFROMTH3C4F3
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
r34l 3mb4rr4ss1ng of th3 t1m3l1n3 rn to b3 4fr41d of bulg3post1ng lm4ooo. 4s 1f th4t do3snt h4pp3n 3v3ry d4y??? >8P #nsfw
joey is so cool / huge joey claire fan
I bȺȺȺi†ed y◯u fucker§ yeeee§†erdȺy buuuu† I’ll uPh◯ld my Pr◯miii§e n◯w ;0} #n§fww h††P§://cdn.imgcheeee§†.c◯m/file§/4357191b50eef.Png
hello chittr / i love each and every last one of you / you all matter / i hope i can make something truly special for you all
[|87 :: 1 love mutant/lowbl00d chasers so much. They make such easy v;ct;ms. L;ke what do you mean you are W1LL1NGLY com;n to MY H1VE ;n the m;ddle of the FUK1NG WOODS, COMPLETELY ALONE, w;th sedat;ves and sharp ;nstruments?! How thoughtful to br;n your own anesthes;a so 1 can preserve my supply wh;le 1 cut you open! That ;s so thoughtful! #gore #horror #nsfw?
oKAY i'M NORMAL AND, gOOD NOW WE'RE FINE,
(=^･ｪ･^=)< acagb- all cats are good babeys
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
4LSO M4K3 SUR3 YOU W1N >:]
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS F3LLOW T3R3Z1 YOU W1LL NOW B3 SCOR1NG FOR 4LL OF US
but i'M still at my hive? haha just a joke there for you
H4V3 FUN
The FLARPING outfit stays ON during pailing. #nsfw #ImJoking
thiswillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueiswearitstrueimneverwrong #bulgerating #nsfw @aeneasCaldarium Hhh. You should know from the title. Uhm. Ill keep it brief! Strength: 10! Uhm. Shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, violets. Pliability: 2! Very sturdy, uhm, and stiff. Not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... Length: 10! It kind of, uhm, shouldn't be a shocker? Highbloodstendtohavethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall Girth:7! A solidly phalicbulgewithastrongbase. Uhm. X Factor!: I'd probably say, an 8? Hisbulgehisveryveryverystrange But. Uhmn. Tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. Smells of the flower of a grape tree. Imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. Hhhf. Maybeineedanewscalingsystem! Please reserve your disbelief for him! I just.. read it. I dont own it!
I FUCKING LOVE MY FLARP CHARACTERRRR SHE IS SO MUCH 8ETTER AND PRETTIER THAN YOU!!!!!!!
gomen for being away friends i was taking a class on human mating procedures from a user who has made a daring request for me to stretch further into human writing i am excited to give it my best shot! ganbare rank-chan! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, breeding, get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant, archive rating: M)
THEY CAN SEE OUR FRIGGING THANGS #OurThangs
some of the veins on my bulge are bigger than my fingers. what do i even do with all this??? :P #nsfw
making purrbeast noises / i am gone #substance
look at this fuckin face and tell me thts not the most joyful creature u ahve evr laid eyes upon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75e9e1bf88ff.jpg
harvest moon cows are so fucking cute bro who gave them the right to look like tht
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5b537ff969238f0be8de27b64c5fb04e/cd30dff4bcb21cff-fd/s1280x1920/4c0972384b236a547f9a7707967baf9db9ec3fbf.png it is alm0st time two unleash the beach b0d anew as the temperatures rise. #2aucy
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onnly if you tell me how they sounnd
1 B3L13V3 JOHN 1S F1LL1NG 1N FOR M3 4T TH3 C4F3 WH1L3 1’M OUT ON MY V4C4T1ON. 1 GU3SS TH1S’LL G1V3 M3 SOM3 T1M3 TO R3FL3CT ON MYS3LF? #1SHOULDSTOPB1T1NGTH3CUSTOM3RS #4NDB31NG4B1GB1TCH #L1ST3N1NG4NDL34RN1NG #POSS1BL31MPROV3M3NT #B34CHT1M3
well it still has. the gennetic makeup. so it counnts i thinnk.
that is so cool. i love that
#alwayslistening https://open.spotify.com/track/2bcuRlLosXadKliaPYCU3k?si=b9721d7d31d34399
i always wonndered. if they were real.
dragonns are really cool. i like dragonns
Abso+lutely. Embrace who+ yo+u are and what yo+u do+, and never let so+meo+ne else ruin that fo+r yo+u.
Co+ngratulatio+ns, and welco+me to+ the club!
I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF SHES ON HRT, DMT, OR MDMA EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL AND BITCH IM LIKE TROLL TIGER WOODS GETTING IN ALL THOSE HOLES AT ONCE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
He gets me so well. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb2bdcff303.png #nsfw and also tagging this #incest because of implications even though this isn't *my* Dave.
Oh yeah? I was called "annoying", check... mate...
[|87 :: Where d;d you get th;s p;cture of me?
s-something about listening to troll mozart helps me focus on my psionic powers... #nsfw
P-Part two of Rankmaid's #NSFW #BULGERATING as requested by @caliBorn. @archiveAddict Block #BULGERATING if you wanna see me but not my psionic powers, I guess. We are covering the scent. So. #musk and otherstuff... It might be gross x( But I can't help it. Maybe #nsfwe? people cant tell what tag this should be under... To put it mildly, her bulge smells of iron and aspartame. It's a sickening sweet that hands in your mouth like you just cut your tongue on a can of energy elixir. There is a definitive sweat to it. Uhm. Very sharp too! Scentwise. I mean. It has a dull tip. It's currently... two days unwashed. Which is. uhm. seemingly regular for her going by certain elements of its maintenance. It secretes faster than it probably should? Making it extra aromatic at all times. Probably from some subconscious... stimulation I guess. F-for those asking, I can't actually... tell if bush is there. Maybe with more practice! Or, if I have them slick it over their own pubic mound... T-tastes like how it smells but with an earthiness to it and.. and... nicotine. Of course. Uhm. There's bite marks, I didn't notice the first time? Light indentations. Might be recent. Might be an older wound... Definitely Highblood... It's most sensitive point is a quarter inch south of the tip on the underside. There is a partially exposed psionic node-laden nerve under one of those striations.
@bummelBoogie I appreciate the suggestion. It would seem that plan has been summarily thwarted. https://i.imgur.com/JwqaIfW.gif #WitchChittr #Epilepsy #EpilepsyWarning #FlashingLights #NSFW #ImpliedGore #ImpliedBodyHorror #SquirrelsGoneNuts
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
D --> Hrrk D --> I, well D --> Cripes D --> Uh D --> Hhha ha
D --> Hhrr D --> Into D --> No. No, of course not. The very suggestion is indecent D --> D --> I need a towel
so it begins #substance
III looooook liiikeee thiiis! iii haaad tooo haaaveee sooomeeeoooneee wiiith aaa speeeciiiaaal caaameeeraaa taaakeee iiit!! https://cdn.iiimgcheeest.cooom/fiiileees/8eeefdf35f60c5.png
D --> Hrm D --> It is mildly degrading to think that I was subordinate to one who sees herself as entertainment for others D --> Very. Very much so degrading actually
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
D --> I take you quite seriously. I am sorry to hear that this is not mutual
arigatou for this incredible post bulgefan-chan if you accept tips anywhere and also forms of payment for this service please dm me the link your power is incredible and i would love to learn more about how you found out you could do this im so humiliated and i hope you can see me thrashing right now KUDOS! ❤︎
D --> I suppose your tongue has f001ed you, for there is no such thing. Megido would not be so crass as to D --> Hrm D --> On second thought, nevermind
Not to be a freak. But. I love bulges. I will describe any bulge. I will guess your bulge. I love bulge. Anonymous version of my main account. #nsfw
@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.
Things we as society need to figure out ASAP: 1. Spelling matesprit correctly. 2. Understanding what a healthy kismesissitude is
K--<im trans badge now yippey
Ampora has been a tall drink of water, think I might drown tonight
rankmaid arisen with so much inspiration and also found @bulgeCurator so tonight just keeps getting better (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, breakfast, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b9330dfb523.png
i'm saying this before it hits / if i post weird stuff while high / please ignore it #substance
Jester outfit! You are so right.
I want too rechitt that insane fucking review oon my bulge but i'm pushing the quoota oof hoornypoosts foor tooday i'm debating if i shoould pin it in my proofile #nsfw
Everyone, it's #realtrizzahours. I let my ex out of his dungeon cell. I'm taking him shopping. Should he dress as a little court jester?
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i founnd a boxcar. it looks spacious. a place to stay?
my friends are talking about digimon / i'm really confused
What's for lunch today?
#nsfw If I am going to read your bulge... It's... a lot harder with movement.
RANKING EVERY CHITTR USER. EVERYONE WHO LIKES CAN SHARE #1. #ENGAGEMENTBAIT
i love vocaloid music / the new stuff is really good
hi everyonne. im makinng a walk. inn the redwoods
SMOKING THAT FUSCHIABLOOD OUTER RIM DREAM BUBBLE HORRORTERROR HASH SHE SPREAD IT AND LET ME TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT MAHI MAHI #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
one of those busy busy mornings, gah, so much tidying to do. but i feel well rested in a way i haven't in ages! so that's nice. i hope everyone's having a uh, normal one?
late but here are my scent notes https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1495244019733758124/1497916729748361258/image.png?ex=69ef432a&is=69edf1aa&hm=55112949fa7820e26208b49e5d35199f8ffe73d53214043d3b7cde76dcc19e04 #scentposting
unfortunately no other than just that text from him i hope hes ok and he reaches out soon and doesnt actually succumb to digestivve juices
...Hello+. I'm no+ticing a significant lack o+f an update abo+ut the chit I was tagged in where Karkat appears to+ be stuck in a blubberbeast? Has anyo+ne received any co+rrespo+ndence fro+m him since then?
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O+h! Well, I suppo+se there are exceptio+ns fo+r everything, so+mewhere.
hanging out with friends / who plan on getting high with me / and following a troll bob ross video / i don't know if i can afford having the munchies though
i did nothin wwrong and also requested it myself screww you
.... I can't tell if this is because yo+u genuinely enjo+y that fo+o+d, and are rewarding Eridan (fo+r what, I can't po+ssibly fatho+m), o+r if yo+u have a sense o+f self lo+athing and hate that fo+o+d, but also+ wish to+ punish Eridan (fo+r any number o+f po+tential reaso+ns).
Ahhhh, so+ it co+uld be that she genuinely enjo+ys it, and yo+u're the o+ne with the self lo+athing. That actually do+es make much mo+re sense.
fuck it wwhy not i gota poker thin so itll be great to havve some nasty ass taco bell before that
get taco bell for lunch
get some. taco bell.
NEED THAT NOOK #NSFW
Happy to+ help, dear. Let me kno+w ho+w it go+es?
Porrim.... you're really not helping the "all Maryams are Ashen public bicycles" allegations...
Yo+u co+uld still try and bo+ther them. If they're already asleep, then it might even wo+rk better? O+h! See if calling him to+ wake him up, then sending him a teasing picture wearing his shirt do+es the trick, to+ lure him o+ver, perhaps?
tranns pride
hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F051Db3fBfD1.jPeG
she suck me good and hard through my jorts #nsfw
:33< if you s33 meowtside smoking catnip in uniform, no mew don't :33< kitty's had a long day #maidposting #substance
COM3 TO TH3 M41D C4F3!! 1 PROM1S3 1 TOT4LLY WON’T SP1T 1N YOUR DR1NKS, THR34T3N TO SM4SH PL4T3S OV3R YOUR H34D OR PUT C1G4R3TT3S OUT ON YOU >:] #V1OL3NC3 #M41DPOST1NG
Trans rights. Obviously. Given the me of it all. But also in general.
i aM TrAnSfEm bTw i jUsT LiKe... He/sHe/iT MoStLy sHe/iT BuT :oD iM HaPpY
tHiNk i oUgHtA BrEaK ThIs wInDoW WiTh a rO nEvErMiNd sHe oPeNeD Up. We sO In bRoThErS. hOnK.
hOnK! #TrAnSpRiDe
oH ShIiIiIt i hAd nO IdEa iF YoU DiD Or nOt. SeEmS ThEsE OtHeR TeReZi's aRe lIkE A FuCkInG CoIn tOsS AlL DrAmAtIc sTyLe lIkE A SuPeRhErO MoViE HoLdInG My gOdDaMn bReAtH AnD AlL If tHeY EvEr tAsTeD A VeRsIoN Of mE. bUt hEy, I'M A LeT YoU KnOw i tAsTeD A VeRsIoN Of yOu tOo. AnD ThAt sHiT WaS SwEeT As hElL. tRyInG RiDe tHe uNiCyClE? #SuGgEsTiVe
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yOu iN HeR Dm's tElLiNg hEr sHe's gOt bIg aSs bUsInEsS AcUmEn aNd mOtHeR FuCkInG KiLlEr pR. i'm oUtSiDe hEr mOtHeR FuCkInG WiNdOw sNeAkY NiNjA StYlE AbOuT To cHoW DoWn oN SoMe pOuNd cAkE. wE ArE NoT ThE SaMe. #vAgUePoSt #NsFw
;o) aLmOsT GoT YoUr aSs, SiStEr. BeSt bE CaReFuL JuSt lEtTiNg aNy oLd uGlY ClOwN LiKe mYsElF PiCk uP. mIgHt tUrN InTo a mEsSy oLd hAnDfUl.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I was already excited for when she comes over but now I’m ecstatic. (^ヮ^) ]
D --> I have not been on much today D --> I am not sorry for this D --> I will be busy tomorrow as well D --> It is my Maeflowers birthday and we are away D --> Also you should all say happy birthday because she is very sweet and lovely and deserves it
hOnEsTy's a gOoD MoThEr fUcKiNg lOoK On a tRiCkSy sIsTeR LiKe yOu. YeAh, MaYbE I WiLl. HoW MuCh yOu wEiGh?
Wait he wasn’t supposed to see those.
badges are fun / i like making them
#NeedThat
@tipsyGenostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
WOAH. https://i.imgur.com/qRWlDOu.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT #RANKBAIT #NSFW #???
hairwash day :p [A raunchy image of her freshly out of the shower, hair still wet and curls flying out this way and that. She's wrapped up in a towel, from what's able to be seen. A bare faced beauty!]
i think i should take a break from chittr / my mental health is awful right now / rest well everyone
STREETS ARE CALLING IT. THE EASIEST SWEEP. SHY OF A DOC SCRATCH BROOM. https://i.imgur.com/l5iZ82A.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
(Jack just camps out lumbridge and kills all the frogs in the swamp.)
((IC videogame matches would be a fun as fuck medium
(Everytime Runescape is mentioned on this site I just point at my screen)
@farmstinkButtlass I AM GOING TO KICK YOuR FARMSTINKY BuTT'S ASS. IN THE ASS. https://i.imgur.com/SwZXBF2.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS. PISS EASY. DID NOT EVEN HAVE TO TRY. THAT IS HOW IT IS. WHEN YOu ARE. TOP DAWG. CAPITAL K. MACK. DADDY. LITERALLY. FuCKING. BEYOND. REPROACH. https://i.imgur.com/0L6Hv6u.png #CuLTOFTHEDAMNED #CALIBORNGAMING #FuCKTHISPCBuLLSHIT
One boob for each. :) #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ pail or get culled #vaguepost #nsfw ]
#NSFW I WANTED TO GET A GOOD VIEW OF MY SIGN BUT I HAD FLASH TURNED ON!!! KINDA FUCKED UP THE PHOTO BUT THE ANGLE'S !!! MAD GOOD !!! (HOPE THE EMBED WORKS XOD) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1480392371710726166/1497796453433606224/ILLUSTRATION413.PNG?EX=69EED326&IS=69ED81A6&HM=2DD13204AC561AD5B3DBD16A22048B8349FE1C5132F746A5F4EA642140682F27
i could pull trollbama if i wvasnt #notgay
For the record, I am no longer ordering that drone strike on @aeneasCaldarium.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have an oral fixation. If you ever see me chewing on leather, this is why. ]
i keep laughing at dumb memes / i wanna play tf2 / or stardew / or watch anime
Speed dial contacts, stay alert in case you receive an emergency call from me. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/17/0a880f1e8873731634e1689ffdd9013f6b9ae1dd.png
Trolls know how to have a good time, yowzah #suggestive
Fuchsia, Violet, and Olive.
i love being an illustrator because that means that none of my rp partners are safe from the whims of my tablet pen ))
based on an rp scene feat. @disturbedAperture !!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97b9ed7acf1b.png
Post canceled, sorry. Am not killing that guy with a gun. He's safe for now.
aww hell, i'm sorry to hear that. Can't ri6htly speak for any of 'em, but i reCkon they're thinkin' of you, no matter how or where they are. ó◡ò
one of these days mr prez is gonna walk into the buildin bein carried like a human wedding bride by a strider and kickin his feet gigglin and we just gonna have to say nofin aboat it
yer in 6ood Company friend, whole bunCh of us yearnin' in one way or another.
The Maryams yearn, it seems.
oh / uh / hi / i'm chixie roixmr / one part fictional alien rapper / one part tulpa coping mechanism / i use this account to larp about / still being on alternia / despite the fact that i'm in the body of an autistic human woman / you don't need to be nice / i'm playing a character / that character just happens to be me / anyway / enjoy my account i guess / blog is a much more eloquent word / but / it's not tumblr / so it doesn't really fit / bluh
Here y'guys go @_@ #nsfw //OOC: Art by my friend Kankri!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed574e31ffc.png
My contribution to #tittyrepostday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png
... I wo+nder if she'd let me do+ a pho+to+sho+o+t with her... She's already beautiful beyo+nd wo+rds, but imagining her o+n film, perfectly framed in the sho+t, and with a print o+f her beauty hanging o+n a wall... That entrancing gaze o+f hers lo+o+king o+ut fro+m the pho+to+, belying her deep and enthralling intelligence, and the gentle curl o+f tho+se into+xicatingly so+ft lips in a kno+wing smirk...
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
Big-Sapphic-Yearning-Hour™️is brought to you tonight by Porrim, and her unstoppable tide of emotions towards a certain cerulean XD
all t)(ese fools postin nudes. come; let me s)(ow you w)(at true tasteful nudity is. a pinup job i did for morale for t)(e troops not so long ago. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/s22G3MNf/nude-condy.png #nsfw
II'm not exactly muscular, but II like two think II'm at least toned. What do you think? \\ #nsfw ? (◔◡◔) https://i.ibb.co/WNmHhthX/muscle-girl.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Heard we're aura farm posting. https://files.catbox.moe/sxwmd0.png ]
O+h, I intend to+. Yo+u do+ the same with yo+ur windy perso+n~
enough rumblesphere chits lets get some aura farmin on the tl ill start https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6bc6768f0a4.png
I agree. And I'm already imagining several fun ways to+ use such an interesting visual, fo+r so+mething equal parts co+zy, cuddly, and lewd~
....i admit i am curious what it smells like!
If it do+es, I'll let yo+u kno+w, since yo+u were the o+ne to+ intro+duce me to+ that particular style. Credit where it's due, after all.
If there are any pictures taken o+f me wearing them, then it'll be so+meo+ne else who+'s ho+lding the camera and po+sting them.
Do+ yo+u think they co+me in cerulean stripes?
Well co+ngratulatio+ns, in any case. It's a lo+vely picture, and it do+es lo+o+k like a very co+mfo+rtable o+utfit. I sho+uld get myself a pair o+f so+cks like that, I think. They lo+o+k very cute.
Well do+n't yo+u just lo+o+k lo+vely! And o+f co+urse, wearing their shirt with such fetching sto+ckings, and it seems JUST the sto+ckings, is co+mpletely plato+nic?
i am. im gettinng ready to conntinnue lookinng. for my lusus
sOrRy. ThAt'd bE My mOtHeR FuCkInG BaD SeLf.
of course. hello terezi
you
OKAY. TO CLARIFY. ON MY LAST POST. WHERE I SAID I WANTED A SIGN. ON MY TOMBSTONE. HEADSTONE. BuRIAL ARRANGEMENTS. AND OR DEAD BODY. TO SAY "GAYS DID THIS". I DID NOT CONSIDER THE IMPLICATIONS. AND WOuLD LIKE TO AMEND. "THE GAYS DID THIS. THEY DROVE ME TO THIS. FuCKED MY LIFE. AND I AM NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE THEM. EVEN NOW."
There are not enough hot beefy men on my timeline.
DO NOT. FuCKING FORGET. TO CREDIT ME. WHEN YOu EAT PEOPLE. THEIR BLOOD IS ON MY HANDS. NOT JuST IN YOuR BELLY. THAT IS AN OuTRIGHT ORDER.
I too, shall hack half a lung up. For the spirit of sorority of course.
You may, as they say, "dab me up".
An advanced tech peerlessly beyond equal. There is now more room for dab with those squishy and inadequate bellowsacs out of the way. Bravo, Terezi. Bien.
Sometimes I think you people just say random words.
yknovw, im not casteist, but i lowve yogurt #yogurt
i love humans!
An ever encroachingly warm thanks to all who could make it. https://i.imgur.com/1BvFJEH.png
c< *tHe trOll is, decidedly fiNe witH tHis, aNd curls up witH tHe dragON!* >c
c< yOu, Me, cuddle pile, lets MaKe it HappeN >c
Personal disclosure transpiring and perspiring in the lovely little sweaty abode of our stream on Hyperbeam. Still going strong, shockingly enough. What a thrill. https://i.imgur.com/2ndei5s.png
MOTHER GRUB GONNA BE CALLING THAT INCESTUOUS SLURRY A SELFCESTUOUS SLURRY THE WAY I BE PAILING HALF THE ALTERNIAN POPULATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
@ARACHNIDSgRIP#6704 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1FD4DCF55AFC.PNG }:)
☭ its not easy putting people on peak these days https://file.garden/ZVZdv8PdJFNCIihT/purpleHearts.png ☭
they/them bulge would heal me #nsfw
For those not aware. There is a stream being hosted and facilitated by the #PumpkinPiePals, thanks to timely assistance from @zoosmellPooplad on Hyperbeam. Should you have a free Saturday, it would not be overly cumbersome to accommodate any of you who wish to join us. Partake in dread communion with the fraught horrors and unimaginable terrors inherent...to bonding as a community. https://hyperbeam.com/app/room/_p3WmB4ASZGhOiewVgACmA https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq https://i.imgur.com/J0jAB88.png #PumpkinPiePals #WitchChittr #Horrorcore #Kirby
It has been a riveting experience thus far. https://i.imgur.com/96ghvYe.png
*Cries in B-cups* https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1497664276440158229/Screenshot_2026-04-25_110705.png?ex=69ee580c&is=69ed068c&hm=0c2d919d22b3ab5cc76992db69b3116eca018863db027c25beb2e06eaff2fb0f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=760&height=744
espe(iall7 when 7ou wind them up
☭ NOT AS CUTE AS THE RULING CASTES THINKING THEY CAN KEEP US SUBJIGATED FOREVER!!!!! ☭
i unfortunately agree
neVer Any dork or nerd representAtion smh...
#pumpkinpiepals!!! we are going to watch what's new scooby doo and anything else we end up deciding to watch. please join the hyper beam room and we'll get started in 15 minutes! https://hyperbeam.com/i/yvANuHrq
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8 Followers!!!!!!!! You know what that means ;;;;). I hope you do anyways, 8ecause i definitely don’t. I’ll think of something l8r.
thank y0u f0r saying s0. i am h0ppy y0u think my ribbits r0ck. ribbit.
I'm craving a burrito. And getting stuffed. #suggestive
formal Ztatement about the nature of my poZtZ httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/03/IMG_5813.jpg
i'm getting the feeling. that s0me0ne d0esn't enj0y my ribbiting. very much.
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
the bandits are c0ming. 0u0
D --> Hhaha D --> Of course. Yes D --> I will be there briefly, after I D --> Get myself in order
WELL anyways who feels like going to bed huh i sure do it's super late golly gee!
(@4RCH1V34DD1CT 1NSP1R3D M3 BY PROXY FOR K1SM3S1S STUFF) CONC3PT P4RT 2: YOUR K1SM3S1S ON TH3 FLOOR. KN33L1NG, H4NDS T13D B3H1ND TH31R B4CK. TH31R SK1N 1S 4 C4NV4S FOR YOU TO P41NT W1TH BRU1S3S 4ND M4RKS. YOU'V3 4LR34DY L3FT SOM3, OF COURS3, 4ND TH3Y'R3 P4NT1NG. COV3R3D 1N B1T3S 4ND H4NDPR1NTS. F4C3 FLUSH3D 4ND OH-SO-PR3TTY. "TOLD YOU 1'D G3T R3V3NG3." YOU MUMBL3, 4 H4ND PR3SS3D B3TW33N TH31R TH1GHS, F33L1NG TH3M RUT 4G41NST YOU. TH3Y WH1N3, 4ND YOU L34N 1N TO B1T3 TH3M 4G41N, F4NGS M4RK1NG TH3M 4S YOURS. R4T1NG: 3 #NSFW #H4T3P41L1NG #R34D3R/K1SM3S1S #B1T1NG
yo yo yo 8----> my scent is pure gamer scent
D --> ..Hrm D --> Okay. Okay, fine D --> Per your clear insistence, I will D --> Offer up my services D --> But this is to remain purely professional D --> And to not be mentioned elsewhere ever D --> Thank you
c< agreed, persONally, i eNjOy it quite a lOt >c
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b4b7e2e545e.jpg
I also usually smell likenweed but thays because of the weed. #substance #slimeposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those are all my 'scentposts' forever. Girlstink or whatever. ]
... Enjoy. #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d21ca18afae5.png
here's mine! #scentposting. also maybe #rankbait? btw please pretend rose milk here is instead strawberry milk. i thought they were the same thing but i was wrong haha. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29e7957ec7cd.png
the smeller (no im not doing the scent profile shit) :3
ON3 OF MY F4VOUR1T3 SC3NTS 1S B3ST D3SCR1B3D 4S FR3SH 41R TH4T T4ST3S OF FR33DOM, BLU3 SK13S 4ND 4FF3CT1ON...4ND 4 B1T OF BLU3B3RRY. W3LL, 4S1D3 FROM MOST 1T3R4T1ONS OF R3D.
i smell fine
D --> I would like to add an addendum to my "smellboard" D --> Grease D --> That is all
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay im hopping on the trend!! gueheh!! guhere's fraimi's perfume!! (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) guwhat do gyuu think? am i awesome? guehe?! #scentposting
...Y34H.
jeez...... i have like a million bazillion notifications?? i hope nothing bad has happened while i was drawing :( oh well! anyway!!!!! here is @zoosmellPooplad's request for intimate stuffs!!! its also an invitation to come over and do this whenever!! :D :D :D #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/5CE8IDe.png
NOT1C1NG 4 LOT OF #BLOOD 4ND SW34T ON TH3S3 ON3S. T4K3 4 B4TH.
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
concept: pressing your nose desperately into the crook of their neck as your arms hook around their waist your bodies brought together at a rough pace huffing desperate and shameless breaths through your nose to overwhelm your senses with the scent of them its all you need to push you over the edge (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #scenting, scentplay, chitfic, chittr trends thank you for the food, itadakimasu, #nsfw, no i wont post my scent profile im embarassed, archive rating: E)
D --> No comment https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ffc9f819.png
D --> On a more positive note, a new set of clothes has arrived, custom-woven to bear my insignia, as I always prefer
O+h? What kinds o+f thins can yo+u sense that o+thers miss?
O+h my. That is fascinating... So+ then, can yo+u taste co+lo+rs, so+meho+w? And can yo+u do+ so+ in a way that lets yo+u 'see' defined shapes?
Ummm... I don' know wha' 'd smell like... dust...? Um...
I smell like paint sometimes.
I'm not doing this stupid scent trend. Blood and gunpowder.
she should! i let her have mine so it's ok but i wouldn't mind a proper trade.
i will!!!
D --> hrr D --> No, that would be a waste of energy D --> I trust you to approach this however you see fit
D --> Good D --> That is not to say Ampora is a threat D --> Just D --> A gnat, one that I've grown very acquainted with swatting
D --> Do not trust the fish
greatest catch yet @coralConviviality [An image is attached of Eridan themselves with Feferi by his side, his arm wrapped around her shoulders, both of them standing by a large window that looked out into the vast and quiet space, some odd rocks floating by. There was also a giant eye accompanying them into looking into the camera, large and spherical with the shape of the beast looking like a squid. A space squid!] #fishingfriday
doritos breaded lava fish
alrigh+ well hi+ me vp so we can plan +his ov+
then get to biting, blind girl :B #suggestive #nsfw?
oh, like you didn't miss the taste of my skin? <3< #suggestive
hehehe...... meat posting!!!! this was a lot of fun to draw but i forgot the nipples........ oh well!! :B #nsfw #nude #meat #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/LzC9kAH.png
i had a lot of time to myself inside the point and i'm tired of pretending i don't like it. <3<
then let's get good and bloody <3< #suggestive
don't threaten a girl with a good time <3<
feeling like giving out hugs :)
so fucking many. need a fresh mouth for that shit i don't want to smell like sour ass sticky apples
fishing f0r a certain fish that will likely get me pregnant f0r #fishingfriday wish me luck. 0u0 #nsfw
THE ONLY THING IM FISHING FOR IS A NEW VICTIM TO HIT WITH MY COMPLETE LACK OF SELF CONTROL AND UTTER CONTEMPT OF EMPATHY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #FISHINGFRIDAY
maybe i do. but i warn you, if you bite me things are gonna get messy. <3<
sure, why not. wouldn't be the first time i let you put your weird mouth on me <3<
heheh.
i'm gonna breathe on my computer screen please tell me it's ok
huh. good to know. marking that down.
im really envious of people who are effortlessly pretty like roxy rose and aradia
i brushed them this morning! not my fault you don't like the taste of mint. <3<
thank you tyrezi :)
idk, probably because i licked it first lol
i want people to think im hot but i dont know how :(
heheheh! you just licked my empty tamale plate :B
little to your left.
gross. you're gross.
ugh ew don't word it like that <3<
yep! i've got all kinds of new tricks up my sleeves!
what grassy smell? :B
challenge accepted :B watch yourself, terezi, because the prankmistress is clocking in.
hey!!!
guess i've played that particular prank a few too many times.
i'd like to see you try! :B
you would <3<
axe body spray? no wonder you reek! me, i smell like a cool breeze!
i want tummy rubs :)
can't be stinkier than you! :B
yeah. can't have my kismesis being homeless. <3<
yeah i know. i retconned the thing to repair it. it's not broken now.
i really appreciate everyone i know :D
i wish i could hug someone / really bad right now
also yeah guess since i just did it i might as well mention i can now retcon objects into prior versions of themselves
have you considered that i can just...
...there. see? good as new.
alright, alright. want some help cleaning up? :B
heheh! do you feel that shiver down your spine? :B
hey, i have a whole bunch of new tricks to show off, y'know!
on my way. i'll do the windy thing.
i wanna get high / and eat ramen / with friends / then play music / maybe do karaoke / or something #substances
then i got to make a wwhole neww flippin chit so THANKS TER
D --> I've spent all light working on this ne%t project, I am hoping to disclose what it is briefly. Keep posted if you are interested in roboti% and potential feats of engineering prowess
Terezi the last time we let you touch cleaning supplies, shit set on fire. How do you even *DO* that????????
POINT OF ORDER! i prefer sweetcorn tamales
I will admit, I'm a sucker for tamales de dulce myself, and rajas con queso. Now I'm hungry.
7ou and me both, m7 man
#FISHINGFRIDAY? YOU'VE GOT TO BE PULLING MY FROND. I CAN'T SPEND ANOTHER SALT-ENCRUSTED SECOND IN FRONT OF A BODY OF WATER AFTER LAST NIGHT. I'M *STILL* SPITTING SAND OUT OF MY MANDIBLES. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PARTICIPATING IN THE LITERAL SENSE OF THE WORD. I'LL JUST FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO OBSERVE YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE CONTRIVED, SPASMING MAYFLIES OF A THEME. SOMETHING TO USE AS BAIT, MAYBE.
Nada que nos interesa a nostros. (Nothing that interests us.)
honestly just whatever. surprise me. but not too much hot sauce or i'll put milk in your coffee tomorrow.
terezi if you buy me a tamale i will play the defendant in one of your stupid court cases.
terezi we both know we both have like infinite money. just buy me a damn tamale
get me one!
yeah i ge+ yov. maybe yov covld jvs+ visi+ for a week or some+hin? like some vaca+ion sor+a +hing.
What the fuck is wrong wit' all'a youze? Beds ain't just a human thing, we sleep in normal ass beds all the time. Honestly gotta replace mine, the springs are gettin' bad.
Preach.
oh my fvckin god +ell me abov+ i+. ins+i+v+ed an order +he o+her day +ha+ all opera+ing sys+ems mvs+ ensvre na+ive +yping qvirk svppor+.
I think sopor slime has different chemical effects on humans rather than Trolls because it didn't really make me feel relaxed at all. Also it tasted weird.
Y3S TH4T 1S WH4T TH3 HO4RD 1S NOT MUCH ROOM FOR 4 B3D 4NYW4YS >:]
1ND33D, TH3 HO4RD 1S 4LSO QU1T3 COMFORT4BL3
For the record, I support giving people what they deserve.
((( Hiya! Im jester and this little baby is Melon! Theres not really much to her, they're just a sweet baby that loves people, weather , and of course Melons! They will eventually? Hopefully have a humanoid form to talk more but for now they just a little guy ))) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/114425803_yNNXfBYXTdkeQ8L.gif
OH. I. MAY HAVE MISINTERPRETED THE MEANING. OF THIS POST. uH. uM. uH. OH LOOK I HAVE TO GO IMMEDIATELY. RIGHT NOW.
My olliivebllood friiend belliieves that those thiings are what vaciilliitate human rellatiionshiips, but II don"t thiink they are. They are very comfortablle, though.
Well you gotta come with to make sure I don't miss a spot
my favorite character from super danger ronpa two... nako nakoyama
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
TH4NK YOU *4LSO HOLD TH3 OTH3R DR4GON CLOS3*
1'M SUPPOS3D TO B3 4N 1NT1M1D4T1NG DR4GON 4ND 1'M SC4R3D! 1 N33D TO B3 H3LD OR SOM3TH1NG!!!
Mental health state: Downloading World of Warcraft.
hatebot #reversecorruption 0?0
Okay if you're gonna do that at least let me shower first
:33< thats just how we are
Well okay then
D --> Well D --> A semblance of a job does not mean total blockage D --> Even if it is an improvement from my younger sweeps D --> Again, however, thank you, Pyrope
D --> Your kind words are une%pected, but acknowledged regardless. Thank you D --> It is one of the few products that I have found does a semblance of a job at blocking my bodily odours when I am especially D --> Bothered D --> For that, it has earned my eternal patronage
:33< and MEOW!!! means i find mew d33ply attractive in meowbeast
D --> How could you have possibly D --> Er D --> Yes, this is accurate D --> Right, then. I know better than to put into question your senses D --> Apologies
No, he a8solutely did not! I whooped his ass. ::::)
D --> Assumedly so D --> Even if it were, I do have to put into question your abilities D --> No troll's nose cavity is that STRONG, nor is any troll's scent
₍^. .^₎⟆ SmellSs n!ce! Sn!ff ssn!ff sn!ff꠹
Work in the garage today, wassup? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
WENT TO FIGHT NIGHT. TECHNICALLY GOT IN A FIGHT. AT NIGHT. IT COUNTS.
Its me, I'm sorry I just went to the gym
i'm saying a prayer for you but also i'm sending my adress your way so you can come over so we can............... hangout and stuff!
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hahaha! ! massk my sSSSscent well for hunt!ng! You smell l!ke crayon wax꠹
ofc!!! yeahhhhhh...... hey sooooo are you doing anything like right now??
₍^. .^₎⟆ SSn!ff sssn!ff sn!ff sSSnof꠹
:33< whatchya snorfin?
whaaaatt??? what could possibly make you think i'd be able to help you with that?????
how did fight night go? anything eventful or noteworthy happen?
c< saMe Here, we gOtta cHaNge tHat, MetHiNKs >c
You will not be able to unsee this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14974764949d.png
fight nights ok not enough Lady fighters though... nihkee mooLah i miss you
STRONG bnuy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c2035c2c31e.png
holy shit, when did i get over 8000 kult and 10000 kull??? that is fucking crazy!!! thank you to everyone who has helped me get this far, i have no idea how or when that happened! jeez!
:33< im nyat just gonna kiss mew im gonna kiss efurryone in here!!! :33< thats right @tipsyGalactica @glamorousAuspaciar @ectoBiologist#6844 @gleefullyCurvaceous mewre all getting kisses!!!
den pucker up end make sure ta use dat tongue!! *wonk*
are ya yearning chat?
:33< #girlbulge BEAM ATTACK NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :33< #nsfw
do you ever get so happy about something that you just have to dance dance dance????????! its the best feeling in the world, especially when youre listening to music from your friends or just after eating or maybe after playing fetch??? i drew this after my #danceparty since i was still really really reeeeally happy :B #nude #nsfw #furry #furryartist #pawposting https://i.imgur.com/0JwuA0U.png
M4YB3 H3 COULD DO W1TH B31NG L3SS OF 4 PRUD3 >:/
NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH H4V1NG 4N OBV1OUS F1X4T1ON 1 S4Y >:]
:33< we gotta like clawmpare kinks sometimes i f33l like there may be some ofurlap ;33c
concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)
:33< boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Can we fill a bucket. As friends. #nsfw #slop ]
:33< in an #nsfw clawntext absomewtly
:33< i mean it sounds like ofurstimewlating but i get what mew mean
:33< sigh... :33< thinking about the best thing efur... :33< #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
yall trolls r tall or short as hell
:33< im too sick to go to fight night :33< rip someone in half fur meow okay? :33< #violence
:33< and im purrty untrustfurthy :33< thats why we make a good team beclaws mew cant trust meow and i can trust mew!
hi terezi! do you mean just between you and me? if so, then maybe.
:33< if mew say so purrezi i trust mew impurrlicitly
i will probably not be attending fight night, in general. i am just not built for directly witnessing hard core violence!
:33< *the mighty huntress puts herself directly in mewre path while mewre walking clawsing mew to almeowst trip*
:33< whats my color taste like? :33< olives i purrsume?
:33< alright fine :33< it was a joke mew taste