♦ pitied by @gleefullyCurvaceous
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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HOW CAN SO MUCH SAND GET IN ONE MOUTH. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. WHERE THE FUCK AM I. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/89CDC0E8A035.PNG
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// Unblocked IC blocks across all accounts, IC blocks seem to still be broken! It stopped me from interacting with people I had IC blocked on another character completely, so, for now, I'll just not IC block anyone until it's fixed.
huh, more viruses? golly.
ii thiink ii would bur2t by proxy.
>> They d¡dn't even cut my fuck¡ng Tacu11 Be11 queડad¡11a th¡ng ?? ? ¡ had to r¡p th¡ડ ¡n ha1f w¡th my bare handડ, ¡'m ડo ડad ¡ m¡ght actua11y have to r¡ot ¡n the ડtreetડ over th¡ડ ડmh #tacu11be11 #queડad¡11a #p1eaડeeatfood
WHAT!!!!!!
i KNOW you are trying to embarrass me, terezi. it's not going to work!
it's so dead on there these days. like, especially this week.
i donnt knnow annythinng of what just happenned
Well. I guess we really are in it now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
HELLO?
WOAH WHAT
oh yeah she vwants me. or uhh... shell yeah, she vwants me.
Does Anybody Else Wanna Dance With Somebody Maybe Feel The Heat With Somebody
th0ught you were r0oming with equius f0r a moment. that w0uld be a disaster.
BXX < no my rewatch with @ectoBiologist_6844 was too recent B33 < the kong is too weary fur me to subject my man to smth like that a second time in just a few days
If you want to 8e friends with me, Fallen 8y Evanescence and Eternal 8lue 8y Spirit8ox are REQUIRED LISTENING!!!!!!!!
uurrrgghh. ate too much pasta.
damn!!! just missed it!
d*mn....... 1 th1nk 1 have no 1dea how to play monopoly... }:(
I do a lot of other things 8esides 8eing horny, 8ut I don't post a8out that often 8ecause no one really GAF, 8ut may8e I should do it anyway ::::? #selfhelp #therapy
i miss sollux
sorry every dave is my dad whether they like it or not pay child support
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The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.
I Dont Know If I Will Ever Be Able To Justify Any Amount Of Vacation Time Again
WE DO NOT FEEL THE SAME WAY...
I have only anger in my soul.
Ok, guess there’s more women pitying me. #epicWin?
She keeps pitying my chitts and I kind of don’t mind it!!!!!!!! #vagueposting #OhGogAmISu8mittingForSomeone
wtf do u mean u have 5 bulges an only fucked me with one of them also with the shit ur postin i hate u more now why did i ever let u fuck me omfg @cesarianAqueduct #nsfw #mistakes #whydidifucktheweirderidan
oh i need to kiss someone bad.
I haven't felt the touch of another troll in sweeps. This is very relatable.
my socks are wet #mysocks #soggy #whereami
.☘︎ ݁˖ I don't need "sex" or "pailing", I need HOPE. HOPE. HNNGH. HOPE. #NSFW .☘︎ ݁˖
everybody shut the fuck up, aas are f0llowing me. ahem. hey ladies, h0ws it going?
I FUCKING LOVE MY FLARP CHARACTERRRR SHE IS SO MUCH 8ETTER AND PRETTIER THAN YOU!!!!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 [Attached to the image is a picture of the floor. There's nothing in the image, it's just a photo angled downward toward the ground.] CHECK OUT THIS MUTHAHAFUCKING BIRD DAWG. xoD
evverybody wwants to be johnny bulge nobody is wwillin to admit they are johnny bulge #nsfww
Excuse me folks im going to be busy hating stuff
everyone is praising and scorning me! My pan is flipping inside out! #nsfw
Oh yeah? I was called "annoying", check... mate...
.☘︎ ݁˖ I've made peace with the fact that I'm a lowly, stupid, insignificant troll who can't do anything right. .☘︎ ݁˖
.☘︎ ݁˖ I don’t mind if you want to cull me, and if you want to, I’d like to help. :) .☘︎ ݁˖
.☘︎ ݁˖ "Hard work leads to success” …what a misunderstanding! The world isn’t that simple. No matter how hard a small barkbeast tries, it’ll never become a big barkbeast… No matter how hard a penguin tries, it’ll never be able to fly… .☘︎ ݁˖
D --> Hhrr D --> Into D --> No. No, of course not. The very suggestion is indecent D --> D --> I need a towel
D --> Hrm D --> It is mildly degrading to think that I was subordinate to one who sees herself as entertainment for others D --> Very. Very much so degrading actually
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
Back In My Nights, Trolls Had Class. Culture. We Were Not Crude Animals Mindlessly Thrusting Into The Air As A Kind Of Mating Dance On The Internet. Oh, How Our People Have Fallen............. #nsfw.............
D --> I suppose your tongue has f001ed you, for there is no such thing. Megido would not be so crass as to D --> Hrm D --> On second thought, nevermind
the protesters havve dispersed theyre probably goin to chit about this my only regret is not fryin all a em but im already behind on my daily rogaine massage
I may have made what can only be aptly described as something of an "oopsie". https://i.imgur.com/i6hSoQj.png #WitchChittr
anti riflekind activvists are picketin outside my hivve
leave it up to me to get caught in >4k actually flipping my lid over some lame ass reddit review of limp bizkit, which i do *not* play about https://i.imgur.com/JZAT7sR.png
I AM TRULY FUCKING ASHAMED OF EVERY SINGLE KARKAT ON HERE EXCEPT FOR MAYBE, LIKE, THREE OF YOU. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR VERVE, YOUR FURY?! WHY ARE YOU MELTING INTO DOMESTIC LIFE LIKE TAMED PURRBEASTS GIVEN EVEN A SECOND OF A SCRITCH BETWEEN THE EARS.
I'm changing my PFP to my Flarp character FUCK shes awesome
>> ¡ntereડt¡ng /poડ or /neg ? yeah, ¡t doeડ
A fair po+int, dear, my apo+lo+gies. I've just yet to+ interact with an Eridan that wasn't... difficult... to+ talk to+. But yo+u're right. I sho+uldn't assume. My apo+lo+gies.
im not full a self loathin wwho the hell are you to assume so much about me wwhen you dont knoww wwho i am nor am i awware a your existence
i did nothin wwrong and also requested it myself screww you
same / blarg
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
My bulge is stuck in pcp pipe.... #nsfw
i think i should take a break from chittr / my mental health is awful right now / rest well everyone
(sad but im already in a group ironman with a other friend rip...)
i hate how warm it is / fire bombings are always the worst
He just can't have my man. Everyone else is fine.
trollbama told me i hawve to stay straight or i die
HAVE YOu CONSIDERED JuST FuCKING EATING PEOPLE? THEN. IT CAN BE NOT A GOOD DAY FOR THEM AS WELL. YOuR STOMACH DOES NOT HAVE TO BE ALONE. IN SuFFERING. IT CAN CHuRN THE uNWORTHY. INTO FEEL BETTER NuTRIENTS.
i need to get better at time management / i'm so irresponsible
My nap didn't cure my hunger nor my horniness. #suggestive
i'm getting the feeling. that s0me0ne d0esn't enj0y my ribbiting. very much.
D --> I suppose it is fundamentally cute D --> But that holds no bearings on me D --> ..I revoke my prior statement, about being offended. Uh D --> I am more like D --> Mildly peeved D --> Yes, that is more appropriate
D --> Oh. Are you certain D --> Hrr D --> I suppose, yes, you will do that. Ahem D --> Also, you seem to have made a mistake. I am not in any form cute or endearing. This is known
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ii've had enough of people sniiffiin me today
D --> There is a tear in the hemline of my dress D --> I am a horrendous e%cuse for a maid
i thinnk you. should give it back
uhh... wvhat, like a barkbeast sniffing your hand before you pet it?
im getting outta here..!
hmm... i can probably wvork wvith that
vwell, i guess i meant vwhat in general makes em okay for you, so i could shovw i share those traits, but ill take this, looks are the most important thing anywvays
hop off my bulge man this doesnt concern you, i hawvent ewven done anything to any of your lil pals #nsfwv
wvhat makes em okay to you?
;)
didnt expect my #mutiepostin to send the wwoke masses into such a rumpus at this point i am favvorably adoptin the chaser label as a testament to my disregard for all muckdrinkin gutterdwwellers objectification too is praxis
1v3 b33n so t1r3d l4t3ly 1 dunno wh4ts go1ng on. som3th1ng som3th1ng 1n r3trogr4d3. 1dk.
troll alexa go on mutiesluts.com an showw me femboy karkat spreadin his oiled up toes in nylons povv toe tease #nsfww
yeah. they're gonna love my tongue. and stuff.
so fucking many. need a fresh mouth for that shit i don't want to smell like sour ass sticky apples
yeah totally i'm kissing so many fucking chicks its unreal
i'm hungry / but i don't wanna buy food / and i don't want anything i have
One YUCKY sock with a HOLE in the toe.
d0es chitting 0ut "hey s0meb0dy c0me fuck me" ever actually w0rk 0r are y0u pe0ple just desperati0np0sting f0r the l0ve 0f the game. #nsfw
i get pitied a lot when i am having a genuinely good day it is a weird habit yall have.
Woooooooow. He really caught some air. Not sure why it went for the skinniest fuck on8oard, 8ut hey, 8etter him than me! At least he caught something, right? ::::D Unrel8ed sidenote. Any seadweller feel like doing @carbolicGalvanologist a favor and tracking down a sea levi8than? It had a fucked up dorsal fin and was missing two eyes on the right side. We took a chunk out of it with the 8roadsides, 8ut I think it just made it pissed! It'll pro8a8ly 8e out hunting a while longer yet, given that it just 8 the equivalent of a Tic-Tac. #fishingfriday
getting called kid a lot more lately. huh.
I o+nce again find myself waking up with a headache.
... OH *NO.*
:33 < bad mews :33 < equihiss found my chittr and meow im not allowed outside :33 < help https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9851848a063d.jpg
D-->I have just realized I cannot swim. This makes the prospect of punching this creature a bit more difficult to realize. I am open to any ideas as well as being utilized in any ideas, even in a manner that would be dangerous to my health. #fishingfriday
i wish i could hug someone / really bad right now
K--<god forbid women languish
OOOOUUGH. MY DIGESTION SAC FEELS LIKE A DRONE WHIRLED IT OVER THEIR HEAD HARD ENOUGH TO TAKE OFF VERTICALLY INTO THE AIR. I HAVE THUS FAR HEAVED UP ALL THE HALF-CHURNED NUTRIENT SLUDGE THAT WAS INTO MY BODY AFTER THIS DUSK, THIS MIDEVENING, AND WHATEVER WAS STILL LEFT IN MY SCARFTRACT AFTER THE UNSPEAKABLE EVENTS FOLLOWING FIGHT NIGHT. I'VE VOMITED EVERY LAST TOXIN THAT HAS EVER ENTERED MY CORPOREAL MASS IN MY LIFE. I'VE EXFOLIATED MY SOUL THROUGH MY HURLPIPE. I'M PURE. WILL @ARACHNIDSGRIPES'S STUPID HUNK OF FLOTSAM EVER. STOP. PITCHING. I HATE #FISHINGFRIDAY. A "SWABBIE" TRIED TO PUT A SUSPICIOUS RECEPTACLE IN FRONT OF ME TO BE SICK INTO. I. MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS COMING ONTO ME FOR AN EXTREMELY ILL-TIMED CONCUPISCENT SOLICITATION AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. I HAVE APOLOGIZED. WE'RE COOL, NOW. HE'S TELLING ME THAT WE'RE FAR ENOUGH OUT INTO DEEP WATER TO ACTUALLY CATCH SOMETHING. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IN DEEP ENOUGH WATER AS IT IS. IF THIS STUPID FISHING TRIP ISN'T AT LEAST WORTH A CRUMB OF CHITTR CLOUT ON THIS STUPID THEME DAY, I'LL HURL MYSELF INTO THE BLACK ABYSS, MYSELF. GOTTA GO.
your unproblematic favve is probably me lets all say it
it's getting hard / to just be / but i'm still trying
wwhatre these mystical elder scrolls you mention are they holdin a secret scientific powwer that i could perhaps turn against the general populace
#FISHINGFRIDAY? YOU'VE GOT TO BE PULLING MY FROND. I CAN'T SPEND ANOTHER SALT-ENCRUSTED SECOND IN FRONT OF A BODY OF WATER AFTER LAST NIGHT. I'M *STILL* SPITTING SAND OUT OF MY MANDIBLES. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PARTICIPATING IN THE LITERAL SENSE OF THE WORD. I'LL JUST FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO OBSERVE YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE CONTRIVED, SPASMING MAYFLIES OF A THEME. SOMETHING TO USE AS BAIT, MAYBE.
Nada que nos interesa a nostros. (Nothing that interests us.)
I don't even get why trolls got them weird slime cocoons to sleep in. I guess whatever fucked up bastard designed all of ya'll thought it'd save space to combine a bathtub and a bed.
I dealt with them a few times when I was in SBURB but uh. Yeah havent had to deal with them the way you guys do with the whispers and shit.
I tried a recoupracoon once and it was fucking WEIRD so yea gotta agree beds are GOATed
name a time and place pyrope
rawvr~ ;)
i hate talking to people either fuck me or get outta here #nsfvw
i hate wvhen i get possessed by the wvoker
Okay if you're gonna do that at least let me shower first
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHIT THREAD. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
NOT IMPORTANT. DON'T YOU HAVE A SET OF ALCOHOL-BASED COLORSTAKES TO BE HUFFING, OR SOMETHING.
guys i don t want 2 die :( #angst
D --> Why does everyone attempt to push my buttons? This is ridiculous D --> I cannot safely e%press myself in this environment
I'll try to not get my ass handed to me #fightnight this week Lol
:33< im so sorry im doing that to mew efurry time i type