♦ pitied by @glitteringArachnids
[ # My.Space.Bar.Has.Become.Stuck.So.Apologies.For.My.Differing.Speech.Pattern. ]
Xenosociological fact: Human lusii, known as 'parents', often raise their young for up to nine sweeps, and in groups of two, three, or four. Some parents have more than ten young they raise at a time!
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
📧 -> Want To Join #fishingfriday But Don't Know How To Fish? Too Busy To Fish? Don't Like Fishing But Can't Stand Watching The Timeline Get Stuck On A New Trend For 45 Minutes Without Participating? I'll Do It For You. Hire Me For A Day And You Will Receive All Of The Fish I'm Able To Catch. Hooked, Kelric Stravi
Thanks to th' rrandom alley trroll who knocked me out last night I got some good sleep forr once. On th' otherr hand, woke up in an ice bath again. #implied #gorre #violence
Sorrrry forr yerr loss. At least he didn't cull ya?
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
#vaguepost You gon-na get mad at me for say-ing Pa-ris the na-tive way, too?? Pah-ree???? I sug-gest you re-search what a di-a-lect is.
-- [tentacleTherapist] exploded. --
Can someone do me a favourr an' just knock me out? Need t' sleep.
I can not solve the case of Eridanweek... I apologize to all I promised I would. https://i.ibb.co/3YrvtyDk/image-2026-04-03-083033583.png
lovve wwhen the feed ii2 2loww iin the morniing becau2e the fiifty twwo 2iixty 2ome odd people can feel my concentrated hate..
This "hater" is quite rude. I don't understand why anyone would want to hate on me. I have been kind. Have I not?
It sho+uldn't surprise anyo+ne that a spectato+r fight between two+ burly men wo+uld end in relatio+nship drama.
WH3R32 TH3 FUCKING R3F???
how I fEEL not bEIng part of ErIdan wEEk https://mEdIa.tEnor.com/IMxQtnNIAVYAAAAM/aLonE-ugh.gIf
I am happy t9 see m9re pe9ple taking a stand against this rampant friv9lity. Next time, th9ugh, remem6er t9 tag y9ur p9st with #N9thingWeek instead f9r additi9nal reach. We want the w9rd 9f this pr9test t9 get t9 as many pe9ple as p9ssi6le.
~vvill not be attending #eridanvveek for the sake of my physical and mental health
↘️begin wearing shirts with higher collars.↘️
[i think im ganna die #vagueposting]
[i used to think those m ovies were a feaver dream until everyone kept talking about it... i also thauyght bellaa was hollucinating everything]
“i wanna start from the top maybe like a do-over replace the voices in my head with blind innocence” -re-do by troll modern baseball #lyrics
a client asked ᛗe tø “paint her like øne øf ᛗy french girls” … what the fuck døes “french” ᛗean??? #artist #suggestive #wtf𓅟
xP ur so strong.. how can yew handle da spice
⛧ I aam one inconvenience aawaay from becoming aan inconvenience. ⛧
HE SARAN WRAPPED MY EN SUITE. THE ENTIRE ROOM. ITCHIBOLD WHEN I GET YOU
when i ask her ;tits or ass; and she saYs ;personalitY; bчt i have fantastic knockers and i;m mental ;/
[I wish i had someone to hug and i wasnt so vacantly lonely all the time... all i have are bones and dead plants and the memories of being cool #lonelyposting]
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
tearing each other apart until we're an unrecognizable mess of gore with no telling who's who would our souls be intertwined for eternity? #nsfwe #gore
Every Night You Say Another NeW Thing That Pisses Me Off.
,..,i was so looking forward 2 a pina colada...,..,
So I found out the kull score is something bad? Why am I high in the kull score? :^( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2a8dd051b3e.png
The whining from my boss. Is already kinda getting to me.
i didnt think we were startin until later 2nite..... eridans gotta go thru hair and makeup
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
man 7ou go to sleep and when 7ou wake up a singer 7ou saw get gunned down is posting on (hittr. reall7 (an’t miss a se(ond here
what ♯celebrity goes to a ♯bigevent with no ♯security
REST in PEACE to Troll Bruno Mars.
Before Too Many People Emerge From Their Recuperacoons Or " Beds " Today, I Would Like To Assuage My Guilt By Admitting That I Am Not Scared Of Rumblespheres Or Pecs, Or The Like. It Was Merely A Trick To Bait The Unwitting Into Going Against My Wishes And Sending Them Anyway. Will Delete Later. #nsfw
the air reeks of copper today. my teeth itch.
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That time. Sleep means less time spent with significant .o°thers f.o°r th.o°se .o°f y.o°u t.o°o. sentimental f.o°r .o°ther arguments t.o° sway
// I'll be real I have no idea what half of everyones icons are. GHHSDG. most icons aren't loading.
✧･ﾟ:*My browser might be little behind to some*:･ﾟ✧
T9 speak the truth, is t9 6e hated f9r it.
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
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THIS IS UNLIKELY AS I HAVE NOT SEEN FIT TO FOLLOW YOU ANAYWHERE
i wish +here was a pushbreak bu++0n all +his +r0ll brun0 mars s+ill is making me sad 💔
i was such.... a BAD friend........ all he wanted was 4 me to watch him twirl & twist around all sexy n grinning n stuff....... https://i.ibb.co/Y7ZGwdF0/image.png
¡- Man t][is sea slug lusus of m¡ne ][as sl¡me allover the couc][es too wtf w][yyy Usu¡n w][y -
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
Cannot Believe I Missed #teatime
yall thiink ii can see shiit through these clout goggles everythiing iis GREEN to me
guys i wnt 2 say i also sympathize wit the trollz who have lusus issues.. my lusus sux ass and hates me :(( so ur not alone!!!! #lususissues #lusus
言 | Easssssy hobby: being evil. You sshould give it a sssshot!
@%~ Those little fangs can be awfully sharp! ~%@
If Im c9rrect, I d9nt think the a6ility t9 6e ar9und gru6s are Jade6l99d exclusive. But yes, they 6ite.
Sometimes Astra^3 says some especially dumb shit so I have to de-summon him and just hit this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b1b07b77959.png
Urine nati.o°n I think? It was bad a dumb
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
♯dirt
i am so sorry about last night / that was really unprofessional
my breakfast is six 5 hour energies injected directly to the veins see you at lunch #substance #breakfast
-]@_owwww_..._my_thinkpan_hurrttssss_..._hate_waking_up_...
My assistant R.o.gi has figured .o.ut h.o.w t.o. sing, eye am very pr.o.ud .o.f him even th.o.ugh it is very ear grating.
how many monsters and 5 hour energies are safe to consume in one go???
my lusus keeps >>andering into the forest does anyone kno>> if these things can be defecti>e
i feel too bad leaving the lusus i travel with alone for too long. i would love to go out and do things like party but...i'm just gonna worry about him the whole time.
STAY UP WIT)( US!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DON'T. DON'T HIT THE CUPE UNTIL YOU HAVE TO. SLEEP IS THE ENEMY OF THE GRIND.
Zhut the fuck up! You're zo ztupid!!!
Sometimes I think a8out how completely and totally I 8lew my shot with Maryam and didn't even realize until it was way too l8 that I even wanted a shot with her. I was such a fucking fuck up.
I W0ULD LIKE A BITE BUT I AM FLAT BR0KE, IS IT FINE IF I JUST SIT THERE 🐺
guyz, is it tru... do meowbeasts rule and.. and b. barkbeasts drool? x(