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#cagttl so im done vwith most of the heawvy hitters nowv. right novw, the plan is to consolidate most of the alternian vwersions of my gang into one post, handmaid might get her owvn, condy definitely wvill. then a fevw stragglers, maybe some of the beforan vwersions of the alternian gang, not that i havwe a lot to vwrite on em, the black queen... if youvwe got any gals youd like to see highlighted comment belowv and ill consider em. all your lovwe and support through this entire project means the wvorld to me <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 18: meenah peixes #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl vwevwe cum a long vway, huh? this isnt the end, but this is a milestone. last of the main girls. mostly. but id only call one of the upcoming milwves "main" so meenah gets the honor of being a soft finale. nowv i knowv vwhat youre thinking, cronus, doesnt meenah hate your guts? and yeah, youd be right, she hates your guts too. but that dont stop me from tapping. itll probably stop you, but if you followv my adwvice maybe youll havwe a shot. so heres the thing, i hawve an unfair advwantage. i mean, obvwiously, im hotter and funnier and more talented than you, dear reader, but im talking the name. cronus ampora. a not insignificant number of meenahs seem to think vwere supposed to be best pals. maybe theyre projecting the erifef crackship onto us? evwen if she dont like me, and she dont, shell giwve that relationship enough wveight to put up wvith me. she tends to be susceptible to flattery, but pretty self-avware about it, so dont lay it on too thick. make her vwork for it, make the compliments feel earned, ewven the back-handed ones. the pitch angle is a good one to wvork here, evwen if you dont plan on taking it all the wvay to the end. novw you vwouldnt think it, but most the meenahs iwve come across hawve a wveird sorta honor code. they make a deal, theyll stick to it. youll see a lot of em making shitty bets, or maybe letting you buy her for the night for some gold, or something like that. definitely try to svwing that to your fawvor, if you get a chance to svwindle her into agreeing to do something for you, do it. she also tends to be a bit of a paper tiger. she might growvl at you for being a prick, for hitting on her pals, but shovw some spine, push her back, maybe yank on one of those braids, and she wvont knovw vwhat to do. shes used to getting her wvay all the time, so dont giwve it to her. one angle iwve usually found successful vwith her is talking about wvho else youre banging. make her curious, make her go "theres no vway aranea let you hit," then showv her hovw it is. novw, this requires youvwe already taken the advwice in some of the prevwious parts, but cmon, if youvwe gotten this far youwve bagged at least someone, right? i mean, vwhat are you, gay? stupid? but yeah, get her jealous, get her feeling protectivwe, for some reason a lotta them really get defensiwve ovwer fef. iwve gotten multiple meenahs to be all like "ugh buoy if you leawve her alone ill let you hit" and then i go to tovwn. anywvays meenah if youre reading this me and damara sawv you from across the bar and wve really like your vwibe final reefiewv bod: usually a total wvashboard but ivwe seen a fewv that can get pretty curvwy. tend to be bottom-heawvy though. makes up for it vwith the energy she brings. 6/10 wvariety: hmm. i think theres a pretty good mix. you alvways gotta wvork at least a little vwith her, and its different ewvery time. the banter tends to be decent and the gap betvween boss beach and bubblebutt slut is alwvays fun. 8/10 ease: not for the faint of pusher. shell make you wvork for it, and unlike a lotta these girls, theres no guarentee youll actually get anything outta her. you gotta lock in to wvin her ovwer, vwhich aint a bad thing necessarily, but she aint usually a quickie. 4/10 personality: so shes a bitch, obwviously, but... i dunno, she tends to be the only gill to keep hating me a bit evwen if iwve got her in bed. that does something for me. i guess this score also wvaries depending on howv badly shes misusing aawve. wvait wvho said that? 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. shes a bit of a vwhite vwhale, but the catharsis is newver quite wvhat you built it up to in your head. i lovwe a gal vwith braids to pull, shes alvways fun to trade insults vwith, but... being a total bitch cuts both wvays. alwvays glad to sea her but i rarely seek her out. that said. me, you, damz. vwibe. call me.
avwoooo!
i can list some professional references ;)
promise. pinky promise! ivwe nevwer left a dog girl dissatisfied
plenty of dogfish in the sea? ugh, thats so boring though. i promise all the puppies are frolicking and havwing fun okay?
does the metaphor track or does that make it too sad?
no vworries, plenty of puppies on the farm upstate.
vwell, vwasnt so much an order as an offer of an opinion. i support all our brawve puppy and kitty girls
i say go right on ahead
i dont think men deserve big sisters. i think they should be dying in wars. only women deserve big sisters. ♥︎ #nsfw; #nsfwe; #incest; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
#notallmen
all these gods or vwhatevwer vwant me so bad. i aint ewven hung up on the vwhite lady right nowv. thinking about mr. cairo owvercoat, vwonder if he evwen knowvs vwhat the vwordplay there means. guess i should be flattered that im evwen important enough to get noticed by these bigvwigs, to creep em out, get a reaction. i mean cmon, slime? just say you wvant in my pitch pants and get it ovwer vwith already. #notwvagueposting
hey so yeah she did say all that, but consider: i giwve real good vwalkies. and pets. and scritches. and treats. im newver gonna say no to a gal getting got by a gal, i think its hot and all, but... im alwvays around if you need a fella wvho understands proper wvhat it is a good puppy needs to get in that perfect mindspace ;)
if there are any other harleys wvho vwant some help vwith uhh, puppyspace or vwhatewver, hit me up, ill treat you real good. ivwe ewven got some professional references ;) #nsfwv #petplay
got some feedback. sure, ill offer the servwice to... am i ready that right? yiffanies? yiffies? yeah they can havwe the servwice too i guess #nsfwv #petplay
Perfectly understanda8le, my dear. You are 8eing utterly reasona8le. And to get his attention first, oh the agony! You asked for a leash and collar, and that's what you got, and you got it immediately. You poor thing.
Cronus, of course. How could I not take the chance to poke fun, especially when it also sounds like you're so needy a8out this!
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ll get you a purretty collar !nssstead and take you for walksss :3c꠹
🐶 <- me giwving you the biggest and saddest puppy dog eyes i can muster
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