@godCat
Just look at that aloof little bastard. He doesn't give a shit about anything, does he?
Meow. Mew.
Mrrp!!! > Jumps at.
*catches!* yessssssssssssssssssssssssss, good kitty best cat.
> Purrs and nuzzles into Harry. He enjoys the affection.
*nuzzles back, covering his cute little head with kisses* this is the best day of my life.
> Purrs loudly and curls up in Harry's arms. You are now his bed.
oop- well, i had homework to do, but this is a much better use of my time! *petpetpetpetpet*
Prrrrrrrrrr~
hehe. *contentedly keeps petting him* i'm gonna buy you so many snacks after this. would you like that?
> If it had eyes they would beam up in happiness from the mention of treats, so he just kneads Harry as a response.
that feels like a yes to me!! hell yeah. *petpetpetpetpetpet!*
> Is sound asleep while at two places at once.
> Sits on top of one of the knocked servers and curls up to nap on it. It's warm!
> Knocks over a whole room of servers.
Meow.
Mrrrrp.
Purr.
3833 < Purr chrrp? >
Prrrp chrrrrr...
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Meow? Mrr.
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
> Zaps bec noir into a pile of bones.
> GCat is sound asleep, purring.
> GCat teleports itself onto someone's lap and takes a nap.
whoa. fascinating.
> Is asleep.
[John pets GCat slowly, like a Bond villain.]
> k1tty awwwwww <
> Rubs against your leg leaving white fur everywhere.
> awww <
Prrrrrrr.~
https://media.tenor.com/nYkCOCcwJs4AAAAC/mischief-mode-activated-cat.gif
Mrrrrp!
> GCat decides to be a little mischievous and randomly teleports someone far away from their house/hive.
Thanks! I needed that!
Mrrp!
Could I at least be teleported at my normal verticality? These hijinks are becoming inordinately silly, and I do not think Jade would be in a playing mood were she to encounter me like this. Hello? Are you listening to me?
> Zaps Rose away to another area.
Meow. Mew. Meow Meow.
aCHOO,
Mrrrp.