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And dat's perfectly fine! Some guys have dat bond dat they can rely on, and some don't, but at the end of the day, as long ya got dat inner strength to carry on, ya'll be ok!
Ya know, people always complain dat they don't got a lusus, and dat life is so hard witout one. Well I'm doin just fine witout one! I'm my own independent and reliable guy!
※ PROPOSAL: My, mmy. What a heavy-looking Beforan cigar you have there. Will you let mme light it for you? ;-) - Yes / - No
THAT’S A WEIRD WORD FOR WORKING! BUT I’LL DO IT ANYWAY! 𓂃✍︎
I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎
uumm,, ookkaayy -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
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i am very intelligent
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We d◎n't h⟁ve ⟁ TR dep⟁rtment; if my empl◎yees h⟁ve c◎mpl⟁ints, they kn◎w where the p⟁per shredder is.
H◎wever, if the issue is quite seri◎us, I will give the empl◎yee ⟁ gun t◎ sh◎◎t their pr◎blem!
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Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One IS. Refer all recruitment to ME. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Waiting for my EVIL TABLET to charge. What are the FOOLS of Chittr up to. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One requests IDEAS most EVIL. What kind of badge should the LEGION OF SHADOWED DARKNESS have? I must concoct its NEFARIOUS visage... Ʒ
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The chain mail and tunic is pr▣vided, yes!▾
When I raise my auricular listening ▣rgans t▣ the air, I can hear it. Clearly, vividly, the cries ▣f ▣ur friends in ag▣ny. The wailing ▣f c▣untless beasts-turned-cust▣dians, b▣und t▣ their charges like shackles, stuck lab▣ring f▣r sweeps.▾ Why is it that ▣ur upbringing is tied intrinsically t▣ the pain ▣f ▣ur friends? Why d▣es their freed▣m seem s▣ imp▣ssible, why are ▣ur pushers s▣ cl▣sed t▣ independence bey▣nd the c▣nstraints ▣f y▣ur beastm▣thers and beastfathers?▾ I see the TRUTH. The future is a perfect Ut▣pia, a w▣rld ▣f beasts and a w▣rld ▣f tr▣lls, separated and pure.▾ I h▣pe y▣u will all understand me. :)▾
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I can almost picture it now! Couple a stylish fellas goonin around! Good on yas!
Yous like ta drink, dontcha? Howzabouts gamblin? Yeah? Den head on down ta da nearest casino a pump all a your cold hard cash inta dose machines! An get yaself a cold drink while yous at it! Yanno what dey say, booze it or lose it! #substances
See yous two get it! But anyway dat’s all in da past! I gots my new card an it’s fine an dandy! An I’m gonna keep dis one nice an safe or my name ain’t- whoops! Can’t say dat! Workplace confidentiality an all!
Thanks fellas I appreciate dat! Alls I’ll tell ya is dat dere was fire an booze involved a usually I likes me a li’l fire or a li’l booze but not a li’l fire AN a li’l booze yanno? Not a good time if ya ask me!
Oh, o course! I keep my membership card in my suit pocket at all times! I’m numbah 304! Used ta be 126 but I lost my old card an had ta reregister aftah…da incident.
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~~(__^·> is it goon appreciation night??? i love my goons!!! <·^__)~~
Aw, lookit yous two! Couple a professionals! It almost brings a tear ta my eye ta see a pair a pals so committed ta deir goonin! The two a yous are real gems, yanno dat?
Yous right yous right…sides, I got myself a solid boss anyway! I can’t be strayin away from him any! Gotta stay loyal ta da big guy yanno? Yeah, yanno! I’m sure yous had ta have worked fuh a couple a big guys before, yeah?
I sees! It ain’t often I get ta be in da middle! Yous got me all excited abouddit, ha!
Yeah, yeah I hear ya! An den maybe wes can peek around a corner in ordah from tallest ta shortest! Take a real good gander, yanno?
Well hey! Always nice ta see a couple a fellow goons! Good luck findin work yous two!
So Is was trailin dis guy, right? Real nasty custahmer, wide as he was tall, an he was real tall! Size o a damn tree, I’m tellin ya! But anyways Is was trailin im, an he turns inta dis alleyway a now I know all bout dark alleyways, ya don’t wanna go in em widout a plan or backup! But yanno I had my gun on me an I was feelin pretty damn brave so Is slip in an follow him down an he heads inta a door on da right an I go in aftah im, right? It’s a nice lil bar, ain’t too many folks in dere, but den he busts out a gun an everyone starts panickin! Deys all runnin around like bugs when ya lift up a rock, cept for the bartender who pulls out a gun o his own! An dey go an point deir guns at each othah an dat’s when I whip out MY gun an Is shout fer everyone ta hit da deck an I pull da trigger but I miss, bottle behind da countah shatters, guy whips around ta face me an the bartender pops a cap in his leg! Da guy drops down ta his knee an I pudda bullet right in his pan an get oudda dere while the goin was still hot! Now Is back at hive but wowza my pusher’s still pumpin! One hell o a night dat was!