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I Suppose #DrinkerMusings Would Be An Appropriate Tag Now I Simply Have To Rediscover The Train Of Thought I Had Seated Myself On Previously Metaphorically Speaking Oh Right If Anyone I Or I Suppose Any Of My Alternates Have Bitten For One Reason Or Another Would Care To Chime In The Myth Of Rainbow Drinkers Possessing Venom Has Been Thrust Back Into The Attention Center Of My Thinkpan I Know Venom Need Not Necessarily Be Life Endangering But Regardless I Am Curious And Concerned As To Whether Anyone Has Experienced A Wooziness Or Otherwise Foul Feeling In The Aftermath Beyond What Sensations Might Accompany The Inflicted Anemia
to do list today: 1. find a good throat to fuck 2. maybe get some lunch? 3. that's all #nsfw
i missed the chance to make a mother's day post but i did help make a couple women into mothers today so i feel like that evens things out #nsfw
i just saw the most beautiful butterfly! here i got a video of it! you guys have to see #nsfw *attached is a video which depicts anything but a butterfly. it's a phone recording from a dark room, seemingly jade's bedroom. the first few frame are of pitch black, vague shapes hiding in the darkness unable to be read until the phone's flash is turned on. jade's towering bulge is revealed, wearing a thick layer of its own pre cum that glistens from in the light. the oversized 15 inch god tier cock throbs and pulsates in jade's hand as it slowly traverses up and down the shaft, unable to wrap around its girth. jade's impulsive mutterings of "oh god... f-fuck.... ngh" soundtrack the slow stroking for the two minute runtime before the video ends.* it's really cool that the wings are different colours! i don't think i've seen that happen before :P
i wasn't planning to! :D
if you're struggling with fitting the first 9 inches in your mouth then i'll gladly help push your head down the remaining 5 #nsfw
If any Jade Harleys are l∞king for somewhere to stick your knot, my DMs are open #nsfw O8viously if you're a Jade Harley 8ut don't have a knot that is also fine my DMs are still open.
:) Glad you see it my way!
"Flirting is my thing!" Your profile picture is just your sym8ol. Am I supposed to get hot and 8othered 8y what looks like a stick figure voguing?
Hello there, Chittr. I’ve 8een informed this is where one goes to engage in “healthy socialization,” which I assume means low-stakes psychological warfare punctuated 8y intermittent flirtation and the occasional photograph of someone’s lunch. Ha. As if anything healthy could come out of a cesspool like this! I'll 8e using this platform for things like online FLARPing, recreational antagonism, piracy-focused discourse, needles personal gam8ling metaphors, and aggressively and noncommittally flirting with humans, trolls, or whatever else I refuse to 8ecome emotionally attached to. If you lose an argument to me pu8licly, understand that I will 8ecome unsuffera8le a8out it. Anyway, glad to 8e here, losers. ::::)
Certainly Am Now –xoxo
Hhhhho+kay
⚘ guess that makes sense, espec⚘ally for dr⚘nkers... ⚘ wouldn't really know s⚘nce ⚘'m not one myself
Uh I can uh I can try
the sun does that somet⚘mes? that expla⚘ns a lot O_o
Um well uh I can o+ffer blo+o+d
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// I'm sorry to everyone I owe a dm response to!! I haven't had the mood nor energy to write anything intense and detailed and stuff for the past few days. It's not that I'm ignoring anyone specific, I just haven't responded to any rps at all in like 2-3 days. Still love you all!!! <3<3
i'M not SoMe heMoSpectruM-oBSeSSeD freak like SoMe other trollS are, But i'll aDMit that (unleSS My SuB haS a genuine proBleM with it) i 🪢love🪢 uSing cerulean ropeS for BonDage #nSfw
i did it!!!! i've officially beaten my last record for how many people i can breed in a day!!! the final number is 72 people in span of 24 hours! i am now incredibly exhausted and also very proud of myself. thanks so much to everyone who helped me reach this goal! here's a brief list of some of the people i knocked up: - @gallowscalibrator#1433 - @bummelboogie - @moxiecrystal - @graphictaboo - @lethargicmechanist - @isolatedwreckage - @hereticalfiction i'm gonna need a good few hours of rest now :P #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/recordbreaker.jpeg
i'm super close to finally beating my personal record of how many people i can knock up in a day!! i'm on a super good pace right now with 49 done and a good couple of hours left!! i'll make a bigger post later when i have the final number of how many i managed to get!! okay bye now i have to hurry to find a new person!!! :D :D #nsfw
please stop saying "i got that dog in me" when i put it in #nsfw
personally i think right now would be a great time to start begging for my fat girlbulge :D #nsfw
you guys were #girlbulge posting without me??????? how could you?!? >:( #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/spacedick.png
nIIght tO all the lesbIIans On here!! mmwwaahh!! <<3
i did a little... just a swish or two.... was yesterday a really happy day?
hehe aww... that sounds nice :) bark
it was great! spent the whole day feeling amazing so now tail needs to rest up
no tail wagging today. tail is tired as hell
:33< yes maam!
it's okay if your hands can't wrap around my girthy shaft!! cause yknow maybe your mouth can? never give up!! :D #nsfw
i'll rock you right to sleep! steady and nice! :D
you could do more than just dream about them :B
:33< i hope that fur mew too!!
A rather flattering impression. I now find myself looking upon who I am with a more positive perspective.
i’ve (ome a(ross a lot here on (hittr, and one of the first things i’ve learned has me going “girl, me too”
it's the best metal i've ever seen! :B to be honest though i'd still be attracted to you even if the metal wasn't shiny and nice. i'd fuck a rose built from tin cans
i'm really good at saying "i need *someone* to x" or "i wish a *girl* would y" when what i really mean is i need rose lalonde #nsfw
clocking into work
girl bulge!!! #girlbulge #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3e254073eee.jpg
Where o' where is a commission-able artist with reasonable prices within fronds reach when you need one?
i did mentioned i have time to spare~ ;)
i'm just getting done with 47! i could get to you in just 5 minutes if you're available tha soon! :D
update on trying to break my breedings-in-a-day record; it's going well!! i'm at a great pace so far!! 46 people done with many, many hours to spare. i'll post a list or something once i'm fully done and have beaten the record! :B #nsfw
me when i fucking love amanuz me when i love fucking amanuz i love when amanuz fucking me amanuz love me when i fucking
Waking up to fan letters of my work keeps me going...
it's important / / someone's gotta do it
1T'S NOT B4D SOM3T1M3S! BUT H4H4, 3NJOY.
today has taught me that vriskas can be jades if they wanna be :) i think maybe anyone can be a me if they wanna be!! :D
SHOULD 1 4TT3ND TH1S #F1GHTN1GHT 4ND SM3LL TH3 SC3NTS OF BLOOD 4ND SW34T.... HMMM.
offers always open if you wanna help a cold girl find some heat
i'm pretty sure i *do* mean ;)
if you don't wanna be me then i think you're on a good track to not be me, jade :P
that seems like a fair trade to me!! all and all i think my blood is a pretty good price for what i'm getting in return here
(°. bulge ... n𖦹𖦹k. .... 𖦹r rumblespheres ........ . ch𖦹𖦹se wisely... .. --> #nsfw .°)
Oh, goodness...! 'ow lucky f'r them...! @//@
just this one cute troll i know :D
i think our timelines are quite different. my version of earth c is a lot more open with its sexuality and stuff like that!
but i'm gonna need to hide it for a loooong while if i'm gonna skip pants all day....
i do it for the people who'll appreciate it!! :D
it's not a guarantee!! some jades are nothing like me at all! but what's wrong with being me? :(
i think i know a warm place to put it ;)
|t sounds l|ke A w|n to me | cAnt l|eee
Goodness... @_@ Won't it get breezy down there...? @///@ #nsfw(ish)
that's it. i've broke the zipper of every single pair of pants i have and all the skirts in my closet are ripped so i'm just gonna let it all hang out from now on #nsfw
"robots can't be bred"❌❌❌ "robots are yet to be bred"✅✅✅ #nsfw
its that time of the day where maybe 60 people are online and we're all saying nonsense until more people wake up
..... i'm out right now and uh if you see me and notice my pants starting to rip at the crotch area then uh just ignore it... #nsfw
i'm #yearing to play fetch #letsplayfetch
this stupid eager thing has been acting up all morning!! >:P i think she wants to be shown off so here u go. sorry if the image looks bad, it was so hard to keep the camera steady #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cocckk.jpeg
7ou know what, that works too!
((Went to check Amanuz's profile to see if she's compatible with the WLW Nyrita as if her last name being Lezbos didn't mean anything
huh??? are you guys planning a threesome right now???? :O :O
we don't have to do it if 7ou don't want to!
you don't *have* to do it, but i really really really really want to
oh wow....... hey you see pretty cool.... you wanna hangout later? >~<
i was going to make some joke about fucking myself but i can't even try cause i *would* do that
duh!!! :P where else would you put them??
if i'm so deep inside you that both of our visions are starting to blur and you're begging me to go harder, then there needs to be a mutual understanding that the idea of pulling out is out of the picture :P #nsfw
❥ I dont usually look 4 draധn books but...doεs anεოonε1 havε any yuri rεcoოოεndations!! >-< ｡˚○
I've... been seeing lots of people post in the nude... I didn't know other people liked being naked too.. (^ . ^❀) #Suggestive
:33 < always cull mewrself
I think it kind of just means..."Calm down" or "don't do that ꫂ❁lease" ❣︎
I treat it as a way to mildly chastise something or to show that I don't approve of something posted without having enough negative opinion to hate it.
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☆currntly fucked up w a friend rn buuut im definitely into helping alleviate that kina thing~☆
☆dfinitely dont chefk my pind then hehehe☆
☆ALRIGHT. I'm a woman of my word. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85ce65e62e30.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
i'd be the biggest hypocrite alive if i said you having a big bulge was a deal breaker! don't you even begin to worry!
:33< being on here means sometimes s33ing altpurrnate fursions of mewre own genitals :33< do with that infurmeowtion what mew will :33< #nsfw
pUttIn my OfficiAl stAncE on the rEcOrd that i will tAkE a nIcE pAIr of rUmblespherEs OvEr ass EvEry fUckIn tImE. #nsfw
you want to feel my blood rush into your mouth as my eager cock let's put rope after rope into your cunt? all the while my moans echo through the room? #nsfw
pretty damn big yeah :B what do you think? wanna give it a try?~
gog you guys are horny today huh? well same here lol ;p here's some more bulge to hopefully clench some of that thirst!! it's open for everyone who wants a feel ;) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5980.jpeg
I've heard a little abo+ut ho+w o+ther clo+istered jades in o+ther universes o+perate and o+ne thing that co+nfuses me is the chastity. We abo+ve all o+thers are co+nnected to+ the repro+ductio+n o+f tro+lls why wo+uld we cut o+urselves o+ff fro+m it like that? My jades revere and enco+urage ro+mance and repro+ductio+n mo+re than any o+ther caste. #NSFW implicatio+ns
people be so caught up iin caste wars they refuse to see the absurdiity of calliing iit a thermal hull. liike son ii promiise you can call iit a refriigerator nobody iis gonna blame you.
→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂
ii havve no fuckiin affectiion,, only hate..
4cc1d3nt4lly r1pp3d my su1t wh3n do1ng s1ck tr1ckz 4g41n 444uugghhhhh th1s 1s l1k3 th3 th1rd t1m3 to h4v3 3v3r h4pp3n3d. >8/ #nsfw?
3833 < I am immune to being ragebaited because I just do not have time! > 3833 < There's THINGS to do! >
Hm For Some Reason I Just Felt The Strangest Sense Of Deja Vu
THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT. I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT ANGLE. I WAS LEANING TOWARDS THAT ANSWER ANYWAY BECAUSE I ASSUMED THAT MORE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER TO AGGRESS HIM THAN WOULD PREFER TO BE AGGRESSED BY HIM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE.
YOU SEEM LIKE A GENUINELY NICE TROLL. I WOULD FEEL BAD MAKING YOU AN ACCOMPLICE TO THIS. WHAT I AM WRITING IS X READER RPF FOR THE ERIDANWEEK WRITING CHALLENGE. THE CHARACTERS ARE [READER INSERT] AND ERIDAN AMPORA, AND I NEED TO DECIDED WHO IS PITCHBAITING WHOM INTO PERFORMING AN AGGRESSIVE KABEDON.
yooooo why w4sn't 4nyon3 gonn4 t3ll m3 th4t 4n old3r m3 got som3 m4d tox1c yur1 #sh1t go1ng on??? >8]
Goodnight Chittr.
X I yearn the most dangerous prize. Fuchsiaussy. #nsfw x
I'd love to read it then!
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
The only way the night could improve is if a woman flashed me. #nsfw
Well as long as the Jade isn't me personally I'm fine with the idea being used!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17f595851d6.png #itsofficial @daftPunk
[|||] can't believe i missed the rankmaid yaoi paddle beatdown,,, sigh if only she'd tell me to bend over too #nsfw
Uh? Okay? I guess let me know what's up.
I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!
@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg
Remember everyone! Even ;f you don't th;nk ;t's rad;oact;ve, remember to take your ;od;de p;lls! Rad;at;on can make your horns fall off.
Maybe I'll try attending the next event... I feel kind of left out.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if the caste system didn’t exist? If so, what would you be doing? If you didn’t have to do anything predestined for you, where would you be?
my 🌈⭐🖤 came and swept me up it turns out i'm just a little bit sad, but he always makes me smile
Automated post: I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear.
[|||] not dealing with the hatebot anymore, byebyeeeeee~
get out of there and go llive your llife
she is my rock. or my big llady wiellding huge scary swords. either/or.
matesprit doesnt llike to tallk often about the caverns but theres a reason she lleft. as for mysellf, being mutant AND disablled does not engender many romantic options no haha. i can see why youd strugglle with your writing down there
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEEN THERE. PAILED THAHAT.
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Dreams of excessive violence are normal, but ≈hy am I fighting the unkno≈able terrors in my dreams? And ≈hy not pirates? Think it's the booze.
my story with my partner is pretty fraught with drama and backstory angst that evollved into a heallthy mutuall respect and care. ex-clloistered jade lleaves the caverns, meets a mutant and disablled golldbllood... coulld do smth allong those llines
Good morning, how are you all?
ttying balloons tto my moirail tto see how many itt ttakes ffor him tto ffloatt away. tthen i will ride on his back and attttack tthe heiress's airship
~felt cute <3 #gore #culling #lookhovvgoodilookthough https://files.catbox.moe/g6b5o5.jpeg