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4vid pitchfic re4der 4nd 4uthor of the 4ccl4imed """"Concupiscent Conquests of the Sunlight Scourge"""". NOT 4 WIGGLERS!!!! #DrinkerLife """"If only I could 8e so grossly inc4ndescent....""""

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→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂

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depends on wh4t your experiment is 4nd how much you''''re willing to p4y me 4 my silence

→i don't have a loF oF money on me but i can give you uhhh some oF my blood does it sound good plus my experiment is not going to kill anyone anyways it just happens to be sort oF up to debate iF it's legal or not₂

free.... cerule4n 8lood!!!!???? FUCK ye4h,,,, you''''ve got 4 de4l!!!!

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people be so caught up iin caste wars they refuse to see the absurdiity of calliing iit a thermal hull. liike son ii promiise you can call iit a refriigerator nobody iis gonna blame you.

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i 8elieve you me4n """"refrigifyic8or""""

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miight do wwhat hal diid and block back people wwho blocked me lol.. make2 2crolliin ea2iier..

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Unlike h4l,,,, you 4ctu4lly inter4ct with people. 4ll i s4w th4t thing do w4s h4te posts. You though???? You''''re ende4ring!!!!

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dii2gu2tiin,, nevver call me that evver agaiin..

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Your 84r8s 8etr4y 4 hidden 4ffection. You c4n''''t fool me!!!!

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

4cc1d3nt4lly r1pp3d my su1t wh3n do1ng s1ck tr1ckz 4g41n 444uugghhhhh th1s 1s l1k3 th3 th1rd t1m3 to h4v3 3v3r h4pp3n3d. >8/ #nsfw?

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I feel like it w4s v4gue enough to 8e s4fe 4 wigglers until you t4gged it,,,, ch4nging the implic4tion....

oh,,,, woe is me!!!! won''''t some8ody help me FIND my missing m8sprit???? she''''s lost in the d4rkest tunnels of the 8rooding c4verns!!!!

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I will be on the case.

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oh th4nk you mister detective!!!! yes,,,, the deepest p4rt,,,, where no light d4res to stir. ignore the r4in8ow p4int co4ting the c4ve w4lls.... i''''m sure it''''s nothing to worry 48out~~~~

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NO PROGRESS SO FAR ON THE PITCHFIC. I'M TORN BETWEEN TWO OPTIONS, BUT EVERY TIME I TYPE UP A CHIT TRYING TO ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION, I FEEL THE BURN OF BILE RISE FROM MY ACID TRACT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE. THIS HAS HAPPENED SIX TIMES. I'LL JUST FLIP A FUCKING CAEGER ABOUT IT.

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4s 4 fellow pitchfic 4uthor,,,, i could give you some pointers!!!!

WELL, SEE, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SCENARIO I WANT TO WRITE. MY OBSTACLE HERE IS DECIDING WHICH OF MY CAST OF TWO I AM MEANT TO PUT IN WHICH ROLE.

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gotch4. if you give me context 4 them i could tell you wh4t i think

YOU SEEM LIKE A GENUINELY NICE TROLL. I WOULD FEEL BAD MAKING YOU AN ACCOMPLICE TO THIS. WHAT I AM WRITING IS X READER RPF FOR THE ERIDANWEEK WRITING CHALLENGE. THE CHARACTERS ARE [READER INSERT] AND ERIDAN AMPORA, AND I NEED TO DECIDED WHO IS PITCHBAITING WHOM INTO PERFORMING AN AGGRESSIVE KABEDON.

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4hhhh,,,, i see!!!! person4lly,,,, i think erid4n is more likely to pitch88. he''''s 4lw4ys 8een slimy,,,, underh4nded,,,, 4nd desper8. the 4ver4ge re4der wouldn''''t 8e 48le to comp4re,,,, so it might lower m4ss 4ppe4l if the re4der insert role isn''''t rel848le enough.

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get me a full e nglish breakfast and a ciggarete

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do you v4pe

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I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!

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oh.... oh my.... now it''''s got me thinking.... to the writers'''' room!!!!

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Uh? Okay? I guess let me know what's up.

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@ursaMajor[UM]

oh,,,, sorry,,,, i should pro848ly 4sk permission first!!!! you just g4ve me 4n ide4 4 my next #nsfw flushfic,,,, is 4ll!!!! 4n oiled up m4tronly j4de8lood sounds like it''''d slot right in with wh4t i''''ve got pl4nned

Well as long as the Jade isn't me personally I'm fine with the idea being used!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

no no no,,,, of course not!!!! your post will merely serve 4s the inspir8ion 4 such im4gery.

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I'd love to read it then!

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@ursaMajor[UM]

why,,,, sister!!!! i h4d no ide4 you were into concupiscent fics,,,, let 4lone those concerning r4in8ow drinkers. very sh4meful!!!! 8ut i c4n''''t 8l4me you~~~~

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yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"

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fuck yes

@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg

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you circus fre4ks would pro848ly re4lly like the clurch. they''''re 4ll 48out th4t c4rniv4l 4esthetic

Uhh we’re honestly not a fan of the circus

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this confounds me.

Remember everyone! Even ;f you don't th;nk ;t's rad;oact;ve, remember to take your ;od;de p;lls! Rad;at;on can make your horns fall off.

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don''''t t4lk 84d 48out r4di4tion like th4t,,,, he''''s 4 swell guy

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When a troll dies, oftentimes due to the fact most lusii don’t understand language they don’t realize you’re dead. They don’t realize why your hive is getting demolished. Sometimes they get violent. I wonder how many lusii have gotten culled trying to defend a hive no one was going back for. I doubt there is even a hard number due to how often it happens #funfact

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this f4ct does not seem like much fun 4t 4ll 4nd h4s m4de me consider48ly more s4d

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Terribly sorry for the inconvenience

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no no,,,, it''''s fine. proves i''''ve still got 4 he4lthy 4mount of pity!!!!

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