Remmik Keztra
@grievousSympathy
Found a beas7 in a bind? Con7ac7 REMMiK KEZ7RA! Your qualified WiLDLiFE REHABiLi7A7ORiS7! Working closely with 7roll & human VE7ERRORNARiANS so every crea7ure, grea7 or small, ge7s ano7her chance! 🐾
Who 7he FUCK brough7 fleas in7o my shel7er? You've go7 7o be JOKiNG. WHY.
i miss hanging ou7 wi7h my friends, man. Bu7 running 7he rehab cen7er has kinda 7aken over my life. Maybe i should 7hink abou7 ge77ing an assis7an7 someday so i can have like even one day off
Have you ever thought about making your own artificial intelligence to help you? Tech up the place.
Sad news guys. 7he residen7 hopbeas7 in 7he rehab cen7er passed on, hopping on over 7o 7he big green meadow on 7he o7her side from old age, and 7aking a whole lo77a love wi7h her. Sorry i haven'7 been super online 7oday, i7's been a journey. 7his isn'7 a pi7y par7y, she's off 7o a good place, and 7his is 7he na7ural cycle. Heaps of love being sen7 up
On a bed of rose pe7als and lavender. i'm uh, a li77le sen7imen7al i guess. Bu7 she deserves i7
i spen7 all-ligh7 awake because i go7 an emergency baby fos7er in and have 7o be feeding i7 every 7wo hours. Guys im exhaus7ed... i'm jus7 one guy running 7his whole 7hing on my own
i don'7 really have 7he 7ime 7o devo7e 7o a ma7espri7 alongside every7hing here i7 would make me a bad quadma7e if i knew i couldn'7 give my all in a rela7ionship bu7 ge77ing in7o one anyway
sometimes relationships are not always being able to give it your all and i think that should be allowed. relationships that suck the life out of you suck.
Yeah 7ha7's no7 really wha7 i mean Bu7 i7's okay i'm also jus7 no7 super in7eres7ed in quadfilling righ7 now
i hope your nights get easier. fuckin sucks not being able to sleep. godspeed
My friend said 7hey wan7 7o show me a movie called "Sinners" bu7 i 7hough7 i7 was called "in which 7he main charac7er lives in a 7igh7 kni7 religious communi7y a7 a 7ime of cas7eis7 oppression and 7wo iden7ical rela7ives re7urn 7o open a communi7y hall for blues music and 7ake 7he pro7agonis7 under 7heir figura7ive wings 7o show off his musical prowess and 7hey're assailed by an envious rainbow-drinker who culls much of 7he main and suppor7ing cas7 in his ques7 7o make 7he pro7agonis7 his kin and 7ake his power only 7o be 7hwar7ed by one of 7he double deu7eragonis7s before his un7imely demise leading 7o 7he pro7agonis7s survival and happy ending."
You guys really do love your descriptive titles huh?
7he 7i7le doesn'7 really even do 7he movie jus7ice, i feel like 7he sub7ex7 is really impor7an7 7oo. Bu7 7ha7's fea7ured on 7he back of 7he case where i7 says "i7 all 7akes place in a 7ime period of 7errible blood cas7eism and oppression wherein 7he 7win deu7eragonis7s mus7 ba77le wi7h injus7ice and cruel7y and 7hus solidifies 7heir mo7iva7ions 7owards crea7ing a joyful and powerful sanc7uary for 7he be77ermen7 of 7heir communi7y." i feel like 7ha7's jus7... Really impor7an7 7o no7e for 7he movie
Yeah. That is an important note about the movie. Doesn’t one of the characters share the same name as you? The bad guy?
LMFAOO. Oh. Well Alternian movie viewing sure is an experience.
Some7imes i wonder wha7 i7's like 7o have a ma7espri7 bu7 hones7ly i'm 7oo busy for 7ha7
Okay chi77r Wha7's your favouri7e animal?
7hey are one of 7he cooles7 i'll be real, especially wi7h 7heir camouflage
i supp0se i can d0 that. i usually chit ab0ut tea, the pe0ple here seem t0 like it. they will pr0bably like a >ide0 0f 0ne 0f my cr0ws speaking.
bunny rabbit. also dogs and cats tie for second. really like foxes too mischievous lil buggers.
Snails are really in7eres7ing cri77ers, i have some burrowing ones here a7 7he sanc7uary!
Why is beas7ie boys playing on my palmhusk?
Go7 a shi77y cus7omer 7oday so i jus7 wanna pu7 a s7a7emen7 ou7 7here and rei7era7e one of 7he rules i have a7 7he 7RANSDiMENSiONAL KENNEL SERViCE Hemospec7rum bloodclassism is no7 allowed a7 my sanc7uary and i reserve 7he righ7 7o refuse service 7o anyone who breaks 7ha7 rule
Everyone say GOODLiGH7 BEAS7iES i will give each of 7hem a pa7 for you all
Alrigh7 finished up all 7he disinfec7ing and enzyma7ic cleaning and 7hey're all se77led in now 7ha7 i7's dawn. Gonna have 7o ge7 meals sor7ed for 7he couple diurnal fos7ers i s7ill have here 7hough Work never ends round here bu7 i wouldn'7 change my job for any7hing
Alrigh7 back 7o business! And by business i mean making food for every damn cri77er in 7he sanc7uary
.☘︎ ܁˖Oh that sounds l⚘ke qu⚘te the bus⚘ness you’ve got to do. Good luck. At least they are cute and apprec⚘at⚘ve of the care.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
i7's one hell of a job bu7 someone's go77a do i7! 7hese lil guys deserve i7
No7hing be77er on a ho7 nigh7 7han 7o 7urn 7he 7ap on blas7 and spray a horde of barkbeas7s down 7he volun7eer helping ou7 keeps shou7ing 'puppy pool par7y' and splashing 7he 'dogs'
Holy shi7 so many barkbeas7s in for nigh7care 7onigh7 i'm jus7 one guy! i'm overrun by kisses and wagging 7ails!
Oh while i remember Don'7 give parasi7icides con7aining ivermec7in 7o collie breeds 7hey can have a reac7ion 7o i7
Also yeah 7ha7's my lusus in my banner
We s7ill don'7 know wha7 fish ac7ually are
Calling all barkbeas7, meowbeas7 and various avian rela7ed fea7herbeas7 hybridized 7rolls/humans/spri7es! Don'7 forge7 your flea, 7ick and worming medicine Seriously You go77a 7ake i7
i can see 7wo se7s of paws under my doorframe figh7ing over which one ge7s 7o flick 7he li77le doors7op springy 7hing
You are REMMIK KEZTRA, a BRONZEBLOOD with a deep affinity and PSYCHOSOMATIC CONNECTION to beasts, creatures and animals. You once played a game called SGRUB with a team of trolls, under the OMINOUS GUIDANCE of an UNSEEN ASSISTANT, ultimately ensuring both the INEVITABLE METEORIC DEATH of your universe and the subsequential blooming of the new one, somehow the catalyst for the COLLISION-FUSED AMALGAMATE UNIVERSE. How this happened, you're unsure. As a newborn godtiered cohort, you and your remaining friends descended onto the material plane of what is now known colloquially as ALTERNIEARTH as the ROUGE OF HOPE, meeting new inhabitants and aliens alike, including the race of godtiered humans whose SBURB SESSION coincided with your SGRUB SESSION, revealing the DUPLICITOUS NATURE of your twin-tied universes, and thus creating said AMALGAMATION ALTERNIEARTH. Since then, life has been about living, ditching the godly fit and devoting yourself to nurturing and caring for all manner of beasts, animals and creatures. You even provide a TRANSDIMENSIONAL KENNEL SERVICE alongside your REHABILITATORIST SANCTUARY which you run by yourself, being STRONG enough to wrangle large beasts, yet DELICATE enough to care for tiny critters all on your own. You keep a great number of creatures in your hive, from entirely harmless fish to unbelievably deadly spiders, and everything in between. You're an easy going guy, but you weren't always like that. In fact, you used to be a MASSIVE FUCKWIT who would START FIGHTS like all the time. But time changes everyone eventually. You write with a TYPING QUIRK the replaces every 'T' with 7, and each 'I' in lowercase. Alo7 like 7his ac7ually. #intropost https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90a2b2d9b6d7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47baefdd0b62.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8a133a670964.png
