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Hey, two dollars richer.
does a stupid little dance on the table
I might be decrepit but I can still handle a brat or two! #Violence
Can the university's Men's Rights club please cease putting their flyers under my door,,,, i actually don't care all that much,, if you guys were that pressed for freedoms you wouldn't be able to print such an exorbitant amount of flyers,,, the color is off too,,, CMYK everyone, CMYK,,,
None of the quad reacts sufficiently describe the way this tickled me.
Contrary to what people say i actually think its very healthy to cry while knocking boots.
Just how egotistical would i sound if i were to admit that my minds been on another version of myself all morning? #Selfcest
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
Im gesturing aggressively to a previous post of mine right now. Cant say im surprised. #Dashwatching
Guess I haven't been paying attention. Fuck.
Man every pointless internet spat i get into somehow winds up with me being accused of being a brit in some way and it throws me for a loop every time. Is the last name misleading? Do we not have a basic understanding of geography? Specifically where the uk is and why itd make no sense for me to reside there? And most importantly *why* is this such an overused rebuttal?
Happy Birthday again!
// Happy birthday!!
// happy bday! :D
happy wriggling day //
((HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY <3
Siiiiiigh!!! I don't consider myself old a lot of the time. But sometimes I see my alternates and I completely understand the ailings of the elderly. You just wanna pinch their cheeks and fuss over them!
Okay. Right.
Oh don't you dare tsk tsk at me. That kind of attitude won't get you anywhere good, Jake. Wouldn't wanna have to fight over this.
Not until this fucker backs off. I'll fight for my page like a true Prince, dawg.
It's 8een long enough. I should upd8 my profile photo, if I don't want people to keep mistaking me from every other Aranea on this platform. Repetition has its merits sometimes, except when it serves to fuel my ire. ::::)
Oh, please! I'm just a concerned passer8y. Though please do consider taking my advice at some point as I think it would greatly improve not only your pain 8ut your cognitive a8ilities! Since I assume you're dealing with a whole lot of paperwork under very strict time restraints. 8est of luck to you, sir! ::::)
I see! Early 8irds do indeed get the worm, Mr. Crocker. I hope that you're a8le to find some time to rest soon and take care of yourself. Any man with a jo8 as stressful as yours is sure to need it.
Oh, you poor soul. Have you 8een getting a proper amount of rest and water intake? Try laying down and stretching your muscles too.
it’s alright big guy. still proud of you.
၄⋆၃ saying stupid shit to assholes to try and get them to reaxt negatively is funny as hell btw #forlegalreasonsimkidding
၄⋆၃ oooh shout pole i dont listen to a lot of artists entire disxographies but ive heard a few of their more popular songs be not afraid of the growing popularity bexause no matter what you do you will always be told dumb shit by even dumber people :)
၄⋆၃ true dot dot dot ok but what song question mark bexause now im xurious
Thinking about. Riding him like a horse.
He gets his ass beat and all I can think of is how hot he would look on his hands and knees carrying me around like a proper jockey.
What do you mean yikes?? Jake.
I love you too, Jake. This is all so very stressful. :(
I also think it is EXTREMELY disrespectful to assume and try to out the potential sexuality of another person! You know nothing about us so I suggest you take some time to reflect.
So many nosy little rats around here! Stop trying to pry into my relationship with my husband! Believe it or not, he does indeed love me, and whatever happened with Dirk isn't getting in the way of that. It breaks my heart a little to see so many people saying such baseless and cruel things about me when I'm not there to set the record straight. Even if you disagree with the way I run things, or my opinions about social issues, I don't think that gives you the right to pry into my personal life and paint me as some horrible abuser that beats my husband all because you believe it would be sooo much cuter if he was dating a LITERAL VILLAIN! Did we all just magically forget about the way he treated just about everyone in his life? Or the things he's getting up to NOW with his daughter? Jeez Louise, I can't take it anymore! #abuse
Your little "joke" isn't very funny. Please stop assuming things about me that are blatantly untrue.
၄⋆၃ guys dude is not old if 34 human years is old to you im very xonxerned in all honesty arent humans supposed to live around 65 years and at max seemingly 122 years question mark
၄⋆၃ no problem bud youre not old homie i think someone only reaxhes old status onxe they get to like dot dot dot 40 sweeps or so i mean not sure how long ill survive doing the stupid shit i do but indigos live for a pretty long damn time
Yeowch. Seems like a weekend at bernies situation is needed for this sitch asap!
၄⋆၃ i dont believe so im merely joking
have u tried getting a sweet treat to wake urself up :?
Dont suppose you can take a quick kip under the desk can you?
I've been standing here with my lips all puckered like I'm ready to duck lip a selfie, you're the one dragging your feet.
D---> By all technicalities it is factually correct, but mostly it's up to how you interpret it, English.
D---> I think...it classifies under some form of self love? I mean it's something you conjured up so it would be a e%tension of yourself in a way, correct?
hey man no judgement here people kiss their weird fluttershy tulpa's all the time, youre at least doing better than that by yours just being a regular guy
LMAO. Yeah, good luck with that.
Hi!
Good evening!
He is quite dashing, I agree!
Oh this is a bit terrifying actually. https://i.postimg.cc/C1kHKJbx/Screenshot-20260714-160256-Chrome.jpg
iGNORING THINGS, iGNORE ALL BAD THINGS, yOU GOT A SHITTY SITUATION, iGNORE IT, yEAH, dANCES (fOR REFERENCE, i AM NOT, ACTUALLY, DANCING, bECAUSE i'M IN A WHEELCHAIR, bUT IMAGINE i'M BUSTING AN ABSOLUTELY NASTY MOVE, RIGHT NOW,)
<~jvst make him start paying rent he ain’t there for free~>
Where's your actual pen and paper? Do I gotta get the quill out?
i gotta have *some* standards.
Dirk.
You having a ghoulish apparition of our dead friend is public knowledge at this point, dear.
I'm starting to get real sick of that not-so-opaque Dirk that's haunting my husband. He's just so strange! And he keeps talking to this "Chat" individual that I can't see so maybe he also has an imaginary friend? I don't know! This is a load of hooey!!!
I don't want you to be warm in any capacity because that implies you have any merit as a real, living, breathing person. Get lost, buster! Quit trying to ghost rape my man! #noncon #nsfwe
Watch this, buckaroo. Feast your eyes on how fucking cool this trick is. You'll dig it. I'll dig it. We're in for a treat.
Oh, I can play catch alright.
Obligatory ball mention.
Good boy.
What could possibly be that bad about my reply? It wasn't meant to be inappropriate.
Type shit? Post shit. Tweet it.
stop w)(inin at yo own lack of conc)(trol it’s embarfis)(in
Fantastic responses, as usual, Jake.
well thaaaat looks familiaaar https://i.postimg.cc/d3gg6fhz/IMG-0919.jpg
Not that it's the business of anyone but myself, but my boy has been getting artsy lately! He drew me a little picture of our family and it's just the cutest thing I've ever seen. I should invest in some tacky fridge magnets to hang this up.
One more slip up and you know what happens, Jake.
II've got aa gun iin my haand but thaat gun won't cock My fiinger'ss on the triigger but thaat triigger sseemss locked ⒶⒶnd II caan't sstop sstaariing aat the tiick tock clock ⒶⒶnd even iif II could II would never giive up▪︎ Wiith aa vesst on my chesst` aa bullet iin my lung II caan't beliieve II'm dyiing wiith my ssong unssung▪︎ IIf aand when II diie won't you bury me aalone¿ 'Caausse II'll never get to heaaven iif II'm ssiingiing thiiss ssong▪︎ #lyriicss #lyriicposstiing
I think they just see old timey slang and think "ah, that sounds British!" Forgetting that modern British people don't say things like "Tally ho!" and that old Americans also used to say stuff like that sometimes.
Say it aint so brother... i know the feeling!
i just ask cause ur counterpart in my timelines an aussie so his nickname is the aussie lol
A dude gets a little tongue tied over his verbiage and instead of being called a marble mouth like the good ol days they call you british. :/
r u an aussie in ur timeline 2?
Didn't you grow up on a tropical island? That was very much not Great Britain?
comment aand ii wiill giive you aa ssong from my plaayliisst baassed on thaa viibess ii get from you
The situation I mean.
Dang. That's heavy.
. ݁₊ ⊹ .http$://f2.toyhou.$e/file/f2-toyhou-$e/image$/123248109_lXxykwvrH1YGvLj.png i will only get prettier and richer. ⊹ ₊ ݁.
I'm shaking my head. Just unfortunate.
Well I am certainly not that old but I do appreciate the sentiment. Never let that evil man in your life keep you down. Keep HIM down. Six feet under, preferably.
▲i hope i stay as just as petty when i end up old like you are▼
Hmm, no I don't think so!
I would never dare to usher the wrath of Crocker's Legal team. Please be assured that debunked tales would never pass these lips. I subscribe to the truth setting us free, Jane.
Finally, someone who understands.
There are no victims! Just totally normal spats in a marriage where one person is pulling far more weight than the other! Please do not spread such baseless rumors.
Oh it is not at all an impossible task, Jake! You just don't like to put in any effort. Seems like that's a theme with you, hmm?
gotta say i dont get every word that u wrote here man but i feel for u i think wishin u well <3
Is that what the ministry told you to say?
Oh... how inclusive! Carry on then #couchboy.
Why the hell did you tag couch???? You're really doing a number on me tonight, Jake.
Get your act together right now or you'll be sleeping on the couch for another month. Do not play with me right now.
I really do think the schools should be reformed and remade to put more focus on respect and honoring those that keep you housed and fed. So much focus on "social issues" and "equal rights for all species" that we're losing sight of the real issues at hand. Just another thing to add to my list... #SchoolReform #Respect #Obey
I don't believe the people know just how much power they have when it comes to dealing with threats in their neighborhoods. Be sure to alert the authorities of any suspicious activity and stay strapped at all times! #GunRights #ProtectYourPeace :B