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You having a ghoulish apparition of our dead friend is public knowledge at this point, dear.
I'm starting to get real sick of that not-so-opaque Dirk that's haunting my husband. He's just so strange! And he keeps talking to this "Chat" individual that I can't see so maybe he also has an imaginary friend? I don't know! This is a load of hooey!!!
I don't want you to be warm in any capacity because that implies you have any merit as a real, living, breathing person. Get lost, buster! Quit trying to ghost rape my man! #noncon #nsfwe
Watch this, buckaroo. Feast your eyes on how fucking cool this trick is. You'll dig it. I'll dig it. We're in for a treat.
What could possibly be that bad about my reply? It wasn't meant to be inappropriate.
Type shit? Post shit. Tweet it.
stop w)(inin at yo own lack of conc)(trol it’s embarfis)(in
Fantastic responses, as usual, Jake.
well thaaaat looks familiaaar https://i.postimg.cc/d3gg6fhz/IMG-0919.jpg
Not that it's the business of anyone but myself, but my boy has been getting artsy lately! He drew me a little picture of our family and it's just the cutest thing I've ever seen. I should invest in some tacky fridge magnets to hang this up.
One more slip up and you know what happens, Jake.
II've got aa gun iin my haand but thaat gun won't cock My fiinger'ss on the triigger but thaat triigger sseemss locked ⒶⒶnd II caan't sstop sstaariing aat the tiick tock clock ⒶⒶnd even iif II could II would never giive up▪︎ Wiith aa vesst on my chesst` aa bullet iin my lung II caan't beliieve II'm dyiing wiith my ssong unssung▪︎ IIf aand when II diie won't you bury me aalone¿ 'Caausse II'll never get to heaaven iif II'm ssiingiing thiiss ssong▪︎ #lyriicss #lyriicposstiing
I think they just see old timey slang and think "ah, that sounds British!" Forgetting that modern British people don't say things like "Tally ho!" and that old Americans also used to say stuff like that sometimes.
Say it aint so brother... i know the feeling!
i just ask cause ur counterpart in my timelines an aussie so his nickname is the aussie lol
A dude gets a little tongue tied over his verbiage and instead of being called a marble mouth like the good ol days they call you british. :/
r u an aussie in ur timeline 2?
Didn't you grow up on a tropical island? That was very much not Great Britain?
comment aand ii wiill giive you aa ssong from my plaayliisst baassed on thaa viibess ii get from you
The situation I mean.
Dang. That's heavy.
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I'm shaking my head. Just unfortunate.
Well I am certainly not that old but I do appreciate the sentiment. Never let that evil man in your life keep you down. Keep HIM down. Six feet under, preferably.
▲i hope i stay as just as petty when i end up old like you are▼
Hmm, no I don't think so!
I would never dare to usher the wrath of Crocker's Legal team. Please be assured that debunked tales would never pass these lips. I subscribe to the truth setting us free, Jane.
Finally, someone who understands.
There are no victims! Just totally normal spats in a marriage where one person is pulling far more weight than the other! Please do not spread such baseless rumors.
Oh it is not at all an impossible task, Jake! You just don't like to put in any effort. Seems like that's a theme with you, hmm?
gotta say i dont get every word that u wrote here man but i feel for u i think wishin u well <3
Is that what the ministry told you to say?
It's not a domestic if you like it. #Suggestive #Wink #CanWeNotDoThisUnderJohnsPost
oh boy. i pity the fool. :(
i just witnessed a man get a textual tongue lashing, his behind will be sore for weeks.
Oh... how inclusive! Carry on then #couchboy.
Why the hell did you tag couch???? You're really doing a number on me tonight, Jake.
Get your act together right now or you'll be sleeping on the couch for another month. Do not play with me right now.
I really do think the schools should be reformed and remade to put more focus on respect and honoring those that keep you housed and fed. So much focus on "social issues" and "equal rights for all species" that we're losing sight of the real issues at hand. Just another thing to add to my list... #SchoolReform #Respect #Obey
I don't believe the people know just how much power they have when it comes to dealing with threats in their neighborhoods. Be sure to alert the authorities of any suspicious activity and stay strapped at all times! #GunRights #ProtectYourPeace :B