Deidre Irvine
@horrorscopicPrecision
[Icon by Eridude on Tumblr.] ☆ I’m, like, THAT bitch~ Hit me up on FundFoe if you want a horrorscope reading~!☆ ☆ She or Star pronouns~☆
☆ Went to a party and the only thing everyone cared about was caste~ What happened to being talented on your own merit~? To proving yourself for your empire~? I’m smarter than most brutish, musclepanned olives anyways~☆
i jvs+ feel i'm arovnd hvmans +oo mvch for +he hemospec+rvm +o personally be relevan+ mvch +o me anymore
☆ I seriously look up to Her her Imperious Condescension sooooo much~ she’s my number one inspiration for working hard~! I’m a total HIC girlie, hee hee~☆
Listen, Friend. I can tell you feel a lot of Shame about your Background, and are trying to Distance yourself from it in the hopes Others will give you Validation. I Understand the Feeling, but you should Never be ashamed of Who You Are and you should Never tear down Others to try and Push Yourself Upwards.
>[ 10 hon-stly the caste st-reotypes are kind of tomchuckl-ry 20 i'm an olive and i've got hobbies that are st-reotypically gold out the wazoo ];
☆ Ugh, those people~ Don’t tell me you actually want to be MORE like humans~? They’re weak and weird, bottom line~☆
I mOstlY OnlY lIke her In the sense that Its FFun tO tag and spraYpaInt her prOpertY. Can cOnFFIdentlY saY I've made at least 2 drOnes lOOk waaaY cOOler lOl
☆ Like, what~? Hee hee, I’m literally not shameful of anything~? Ohhh, unless you like the pitiful, helpless midblood archetype~? Hee hee~☆
☆ Look, I’m not saying aaaaaaall olives fit the description, just, like, most of them~ Stereotypes exist for a reason~☆
☆ Ugh, like, come oooon~ Sounds so juvenile~ Please tell me you have more productive hobbies~?☆
MY art Is mY lIFFe, YO! But sO are skatIng and zapjams. ThOse three thIngs tend tO gO grIpper-In-grIpper.
☆ The best meals are the kinds you hunted yourself~☆
☆ It’s, like, so funny the lengths trolls will go to be pitybait on this site~☆
☆ Some people forget how important having good hatefriends is~ LIke, I'm tired of goody-goody, happy friendship~ Give me something real, something visceral~☆
a HealtHy bit of mUtUal ViolenCe Can be good for tHe spirit
☆ Literally what I've been saying~! People need more mean-spirited, old-fashioned, platonic hatred again~☆
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! @taxCollector
Aw, Trycks, I’m flattered. Watch this space btw. + 5000000000000000000 Haha lol
☆ I think lyricposting is sooooo last sweep~ Like, write your own poetry or some shit~ Don't rip off Billie Eilish or MARINA because you're too lazy to come up with your own vicious verbal takedowns~☆
☆ Missing my moirail right now~ When will she come back from the store~☆
Hey, if anyone is looking for some good troll words to use, here’s a spreadsheet I made with over 500 of them: https://visionaryparacosmos.neocities.org/writing/lexicon/
☆ Ughhh, I’m, like, dealing with bloodlust right now, but I have no outlet for it~ Is it so hard to find someone willing to, like, let me hunt them for sport~?☆
☆ Anyone know of a good ashen romantic comedies lately~? I feel like all the recent ones I've seen have been waaaaaaaaaaay too trashy~☆
,,,ab$olutely not,,, not in term$ of marketability,,, there'$ ju$t no $hot,,, hone$tly my favorite are pale romcom$,,, like ju$t in term$ of per$onal preference,,, but tho$e definitely do not get the $ame like,,, you know,,, attention that the big flu$hed or caliginou$ blockbu$ter$ do,,,
☆ Well, obviously they’re not going to be pushed the way imperially mandated stuff is, like those obvious plant films about donating to the drones~ but normal romantic comedies are, like, more equal in popularity~☆
,,,i feel like i'm $till having a hard time buying that,,, i'd wanna $ee $ome like,,, TROLLMDB or Rotten Trollmato$ evidence to back that up,,,
☆ It’s not like you’re backing up your claims either~ Why should I believe that one of the four romances would so disproportionately lag behind the others as a genre~?☆
,,,i have a counterargument but i think i ju$t broke my leg,,, $o i'm gonna like,,, need a $econd here,,,
☆ Typical lowblood excuses~ Come back when you have a real argument~☆
,,,okay,,, fir$t,,, you're greenblooded,,, $o i feel like calling me lowblood i$ kind of a pot and kettle $ituation,,, $econd,,, i'm actually $eriou$ i think ju$t broke my fucking leg,,, ow,,,
☆ Don’t lump midbloods in with you~ I’m a star within olives anyways~☆
☆ I swear, today could not get worse~ the light in my respiteblock went out and I’m out of replacement bulbs~ Ughhhh~!☆
:33 < start a fire!! :33 < thats how i mewsed to light my cave!!
I have some spare energy saving ones if you'd like!
:33 < well dont set mewr whole hive on fire silly!! :33 < do a controlled fire like a chair or couch
☆ Thaaaaaanks for the offer, but no~ I’ll just, like, go to the store like a self-respecting troll~☆
☆ Do you know, like, just how fast fire spreads~? I’m soooo over this~ but let me know if you get someone to take up that suggestion, it’d be a good show, heehee~☆
☆ Like, the dark unwavering forces of the great inkiness are totally telling me that this week is soooo not the time for you to experiment with your hair~ Keep it simple, girl~! Just these twenty-four products will keep it picture perfect~☆
☆ Sorry for being away from Chittr for soooooo long~ I have, like, a life~ aaaand I’ve been studying the dark beauty of horrorscopes more intensely than ever~! Look forward to some predictions soon~☆