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₍^. .^₎⟆ ! do that anyway so YAY꠹
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♥ someone finally fucking says it ♥
☆ fuKKin FINALLY. Konsider this a late #firearmfriday post but cheKK this shit out! Got not one but two of these bad boys off of some baKK alley website and they’re fuKKin gorgeous. And I snagged a photo of them with yours truly. Gonna have a lotta fun with these babies!!!☆
✨ Courage is stronger than fear. #fortune
Im gonna kill him bro im gonna kill thi2 2tupid old fuck3r im ju2t gonna lik3 2hov3 him ov3r and h32 gonna br3ak a hip and im gonna l3av3 him h3r3 to with3r away
i’d probabl7 (are more about dirk and jake if i knew the first thing about either of them.
glittering gold trinkets and a badge paid for in blood https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6bb9e928dd7.png
[F4A] Your purp/eb/ood "friend" pressures you into drinking Faygo [Po\/\/er Dynamic] [Substances] [Party] [B/ackrom]-y but [Unhea/ty B/ackrom] #substances https://youtu.be/u-Kk/3k-m4M
CONFER WITH CLIENT! speaking as your legislacerator i am advising you to keep posting that shit
concept: when she wears that dress that is thin enough to make out the curves of her grubscars when she spins in the light and the silhouette of her naked body is completely visible through the sheer fabric the illusion of modesty what you need a single layer away, and shes sliding the straps down while beckoning you closer (tags: Reader/Anonymous, yuriful saturday, #rankworks, satyuriday maybe no thats not that good, clothing kink, #nsfw, no quads mentioned, #dashwatching, clothingplay, archive rating: M)
✨The stars today...✨ ...implore you two stay focused! Opportunities abound. Ask a friend for advice if you find yourself needing guidance. Cute girls will be especially lucky in their careers today if they balance their energies mindfully. #gatekeep #gaslight #girlboss Lucky numbers are 7, 42, 71, 79, and 98! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
MY art Is mY lIFFe, YO! But sO are skatIng and zapjams. ThOse three thIngs tend tO gO grIpper-In-grIpper.
YO Its alwaYs cOOl tO dO what YOu lOve and dO It well. Even IFF It means beIng bOwed dOwn tO #hIc
people who only give a fvck abov+ cas+e are losers
REBUTTAL! members of the jury i know opposing counsel just got up here & said some meaningless bullshit to you about "preponderance" & "evidence" & "justice" but listen. it's okay. you don't have to take any of that shit into account. when you get into the jury deliberation chamber & the only thing from trial that really made an impression on you is that the defendant has bad vibes... that's enough. you are enough. you can vote liable. it's okay. you can do this. #inspiring #law
Being a BA୭ BITCH is genuinely S౷ HAR୭ ꩜ I୭K how I do it ༘⋆ ༘⋆
∘☽ Never again. https://i.imgur.com/PHRgjAe.gif ☾∘
a HealtHy bit of mUtUal ViolenCe Can be good for tHe spirit
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Wh3n thing2 hurt 2om3tim32 ya ju2t gotta nap about it yaknow 23nd chit
- For exammple. Many immportant, respectable wommen are out there. One of themm... is the Emmpress. 👏🙌😏😁🙂↕️ #DidYouKnow
- I could never feel pitch for a womman. And it's not HER fault. - It's just that I could never hate a womman the samme way I could hate a mman... 😮💨😔 They are due a DIFFERENT KIND of respect. 😌👏
T)(at is SUC)( a feel. 38P
꩜Finished up dinner at the olive gardeN. Two bowls of soup and nine breadstickS.꩜
ok peeps!! am i doing dis rite?? Dx btw its just a DOODLE so dunt judge my art ok!! i didnt decide on le design yet!! https://images2.imgbox.com/47/38/aBptFQa4_o.jpg
2o who2 gonna c3l3brat3 #fightm3friday by pulling up to th3 Troll D3nny2 parking lot and 2tarting a fight club
jus7 received a new carniv0r0us plan7, i need name sugges7i0ns! f0r 7he sake 0f simplici7y i will be referring 70 i7 as a girl!
+} convinced my boss to add chittr to my company palmhusk for 'enrichment' {+ +} meaning the palmhusks enrichment btw. haha. {+ +} might not last long but hey chittr void. hows it going. {+
ON3 M1GHT CONS1D3R M3 B4D C4LL TH4T 4 B4D DR4GON #NSFW #SUGG3ST1V3
Som£tim£s I lik£, strap my lik£ £mploy££ to lik£, a rock£t and h£ lik£, scr£ams lik£, LOUD AS LIK£, FUCKKK!!!!! LOL.
hi >X3 im feeling a lot of rage fur no reason
|| ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS | FILL OUT THIS FORM AND ONCE THATS DONE YOU CAN FILL OUT THIS OTHER FORM AND ALSO DO THIS REQUEST AND REPLY TO THIS EMAIL WHILE YOURE AT IT | MAKES A TROLL WANT TO FLIP THEIR DESK AND SET IT ALL ON FIRE | OVER ||
I2o m3tal, m3talcor3, and punk band2 that ar3n't afraid to k33p playing a2 a building burn2 down around th3m.
Im 2tarting to think that I wanna throw a fat party. Gonna go 2cout a cool war3hou23 that I can afford to accid3ntally burn to th3 ground
too much peixes spreadin positivity rn. i gotta come in bring some balance. everyone say )(-EY YOU LOOK UGLY!! everyone say FUCK YOU!!! everyone say IMMA KRILL YOU!! or watever else you wanna say. go ahead n say it to friends or enemies idc just tip the scales a lil
Highblood, a purpleblooded royalty. Generally calm and subdued, but known to erupt into fits of passion during her concerts, taking out much of the crowd that comes to watch. Oopsie doopsie she's culled more trolls than she can remember (but not on purpose). Literally just doing her best. Sorry she killed your dad or whatever.
You honestly don’t realize just how many people’s heads are the perfect shape and make to throw staplers at until you take the time to really look. Nature is so beautiful.
I have some spare energy saving ones if you'd like!
If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. Clap clap.
Y0u d0n't need t0 ask if y0u can put me d0wn Just d0 it Take me 0ut 0f my misery
Just took a look at the sky and the faint morning stars have revealed that today's lucky number is... seven! :) <3 But also, watch out. ⚠️ #dailyhoroscope #fortune
[|||] recuperacoon is waaaaaay too cozy this moonrise,,,
it xXx is xX morally xXx correct Xx to xX kill xX people xX with xX bad xXx gym xX etiquette especially xX when xX they xX smell Xx eye Xx wateringly xXx bad
Eats everyones beetles they are posting #beetleweek
NO ONE is interested in wwitchcraft because wwe are all too educated and smart to believve in stupid magyyks like a dumb little kid GROWW UP
4LL TH3 B33TL3 POST1NG M4K3S M3 HUNGRY
i hчnt Yoч down and bleed Yoч oчt like fresh game ;p with consent of coчrse: or not
Fuuck im craving 2om3thing ch3rry flavor3d right now 2om3thing fi3rc3.
,,,what doe$ it look like,,,