ATTENTION, ABCC CLUB-GOERS. THIS IS A REMINDER THAT TOLIGHT'S FEATURE FILM IS: THE PRINCESS BRIDE. COME SEE THE CLASSIC ROMANCE OF TIMELESS, UNIMPEACHABLE ARDOR THAT SPAWNED FORTH A FUCKBILLION STUPID MEMES. YOU WILL LAUGH. YOU WILL CRY. YOUR PUSHER WILL PALPITATE UNCOMFORTABLY AND YOU WILL BEG FOR MORE. AND WHEN YOU DO, THIS UNFORGETTABLE CLASSIC WILL LOOK YOU IN THE GANDERBULBS AND SAY, "AS YOU WISH." AS A REMINDER, TOLIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SHOW UP TO A WEDNESDAY, NEXT TIME. DON'T WORRY, I GET THE FEELING WE'LL BRING THIS ONE BACK BY POPULAR REQUEST. SEVERAL OF YOU HAVE ALREADY RSVPED, SO IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, DO SO HERE. FOLLOW ME FOR MORE #abcc #WATCHPARTY UPDATES. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. BY THE WAY. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE NEWS. SERIOUSLY. BUST OUT THE FANFARE AND FUCKTRUMPETS. LET IT BE KNOWN. LET PARADOX SPACE KNOW. THAT YOUR ADORABLOODTHIRSTY RESIDENT BARKBEAST-CODED SLOBBERMONSTER WITH A PUSHER OF SOLID GOLD AND A YUCKY, DISGUSTING CLAW, @xxScenegrlxx, DID THE UNTHINKABLE AND DONATED AN ENTIRE SWEEP OF HYPERBEAM PREMIUM TO YOURS TRULY. FOR HER CONTRIBUTION TO THIS CLUB, THIS COMMUNITY, AND TO THE SHEER DAMN LOVE OF ROMANCE CINEMA FOR ALL, I, KARKAT VANTAS, CLUB LEADER AND UNDISPUTED CINEMANIACAL BALL KNOWER, HEREBY BESTOW UPON CHCHOW CRUNCH THE HONORARY ABCC TITLE OF: LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX. AND VIP STATUS. FOREVER. UNTIL THE END OF TIME. AND THEN SOME. AND WELL FUCKING DESERVED. BEHOLD. ABCC'S PERMANENT, SHINY NEW LINK. THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. EVER. UNTIL THE END OF TIME. [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ] LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT AND WEEP. IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. YOU DID THIS, CHCHOW. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY GNARLED, HARDENED, DISGUSTING BLACK PUSHER. THANK YOU. NOW EVERYONE RSVP. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
reserving my spot once again
you know ill be there!!!
Oh thIs lOOkE lOvEly!
xx_LA_PRINCESA_BARKBUXX_!!!!!!!_🔥🔥🔥💯🥳🎉‼️🐶💵🔥_xx
Yes!
That’s fantastic! I’m in a bit of a pickle but I will move the heavens and celestial bodies therein to be there. It is a favourite movie of mine after all.
i will reserve my spot this time i fucked up last time mb