♦ pitied by @imposterSyndrome
SOULMATES ARE TOTALLY A REAL THING, FOR EVERY QUADRANT. FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE *EXCEPT* ME.
gUeSs iT WaS A CaTcH AlL BoUt yA'Ll fRoM ThAt tImElInE? I GuEsS? nO WaY Of kNoWiN FoR SuRe bUt i'd lIkE To tHiNk sO? sAmE NaMe aNd wHaT NoT. )O: iM GlAd tO HeLp bUt mAn i dOn't rEaLlY LiKe wHeRe tHiS Is gOiNg ... eVeN ThO I CaN'T StOp yOu )O: ... YeAh mAn, GlAd i cOuLd lIkE HeLp. BuT PlEaSe aT LeAsT AsK ThAt mE? eVeN If iT'S SeLfIsH. fEeL LiKe i gOtTa aT LeAsT TrY. #tWpOsSiBlEpLaNnInG #tAlKoFdEaTh // AdDeD JuSt iN CaSe
yEaH, jUsT MoSt oF ThE StUfF I ReMeMbEr. YeAh yA'Ll aReN'T ThAt bAd. HeArD YoU WeRe rEaLlY StUcK Up bUt i lIkE YoU MaN. i lIkE YoU A LoT. )o: MaN, bUmMiNg mE OuT TaLkIn lIkE ThIs. AlL ThAt sHiT SoUnDs lIkE ThE Kk i kNoW. hE'S LiL BuT He yAp's sO MuCh. ReAl hOnEsT AnD GoT HiS WhOlE PuMp bIsCuIt iN EvErYtHiNg. ThAt's wHy i lIkE ThE GuY So mUcH. hE CaReS AnD I AlWaYs wOnDeReD WhErE A MoThErFuCkEr gOt aLl tHaT FrOm. ThErE'S ThIs wElL In yOu vAnTaS. dUnNo wHy iT'S ThErE Or hOw iT WeNt aNd gOt iNsIdE Ya'lL BuT MaN It's rEaLlY FuCkInG SoMeThInG. gUeSs tHaT'S WhErE YeR FiRe wEnT? i sEeN It mAn, AiN'T NoThInG ElSe lIkE It. AlL ThAt wIsHiN AnD HoPiN YeR DoInG BrO ... ShIt cOmEs tRuE. nOt aLl oF It, SoMe sHiT'S OuTtA MoThErFuCkErS CoNtRoL BuT YeAh a lOt oF It dOeS. DuNnO If kNoWiNg tHaT MaKeS It eAsIeR, i hOpE It dOeS BrOtHeR. cAn't gO ChEcKiNg oUt tOo mOtHeRfUcKiNg sOoN EvEn iF It hUrTs
hMmMmM CoUlD Go aSkIn oUr h.i.c i tHiNk sHe's oN HeRe oR A FeW Or tHeM. wOuLdN'T ReCoMmEnD It, EvEn i dOn't fUcK WiTh tHe h.b.i.c I Do fEeL LiKe i'vE SeEn tHiS CoLoR, fEeLs fAmIlIaR BuT My pAn's bEeN CoOkEd bRoThEr )O: GrEaT HoNkInG JoKe tHaT Is mOtHeRfUcKiNg eXiStEnCe i gUeSs. We fInD A WaY MaN, gOt lIkE ThIs pUlL On uS. cOmE On mAn jUsT AsK, sUrE He'd lIkE To bE YoUr rAiL. mIgHt eVeN FuCkInG BrEaK YoU OuT If yOu aSkEd. I'D Do aNyThInG FoR My kK, fOr aNy kK ReAlLy. (o: I LiKe hEaRiNg tHaT MaN, gOt mY PuShEr aLl sOfT OnE Of mE'S StIlL GeTs yOu lAuGhInG.
hUh ... rEaLlY? wOnDeR If wE HaD AnY At aLl oR If sOmEtHiNg lIkE WeNt aNd hApPeNeD To eM AlL? iF MoSt oF Ya gOt eM WhAt wAs tHe pRoBlEm wItH YoU GoT HaViN AnY ThEn? )o: Aw mAn tHaT FuCkInG SuCkS. nOt yEr fAuLt yOu dIdN'T GeT ThE HoT HaNdS. rEaLlY? nAmEs aCrOsS AlL FuCkInG TiMe aNd sPaCe tOo? WoW AiN'T SeE A MiRaClE LiKe tHaT In a wHiLe. Eh, It's nOt rEaLlY WoRtH FuCkInG UnDeRsTaNdInG, cOmPlIcAtEd fOr nO FuCkIn rEaSoN MoSt oF ThE TiMe. YeAh, NoT ThE OnE In mY TiMeLiNe bUt aNoThEr oNe. YoU ThInK So mAn? ThAnKs (O: iF ThAt mImE Is mE AnD YoUs yOu tHeN YeA He's dOiNg tHaT ShIt cAuSe hE WaNnA. tRuSt, MaN He fUcKs wItH YoU CrAzY.
hUh, Ye wE AiN'T GoT LiMe bLoOd oN AlTeRnIa mAn )O: dIdN'T EvEn kNoW TrOlLs cAmE In tHaT CoLoR. yA'Ll oN ThE FiRe tImE??? mIgHt'aVe fIt iN FiNe tHeN. wHy mAn? YoU SeEm pLeNtY ChIlL, sUrPrIsEd yOu tAlKiN To mE. ... WaIt wHaT?!? rEaLlY?! HeEeY MaN! hOlY ShIt wE ReAlLy bE FuCkInG FiNdInG EaCh oThEr nO MaTtEr lIkE ThE TiMeLiNe. YoU DoN'T KnOw mE Or nOtHiNg bUt iM GaMzEe mAkArA BrO. yOu wErE My pAlEmAtE In mY TiMeLiNe aNd tHeN AgAiN LaTeR AfTeR SoMe sTuFf hApPeNeD (o:
yEeEeAh tHaT'S A LoT. sPeCiAlLy oF A LoWeRbLoOd, KiNdA ImPrEsSiVe dOiNg aLl tHaT ShIt wItHoUt tRyInG. i kInDa lIkE AlMoSt eNdEd eXiStEnCe oR WhAtEvEr, DoUbLe dEaTh sTyLe. MoThErFuCkInG GhOsT AnD AlL.
nAh mAn yEr sTiLl bReAtHiN' gOt tImE To dO WhAt yA CaN. dOn't gOtTa bE CrAzY, pOiNt iS YoU FuCkInG TrY. nOtHiNg wRoNg wItH A LiL PiTy nOw aNd tHeN BrOtHeR. sHiT CoUlDa pRoBaBlY SaVeD Me. hIm bEiNg kInD BeTtEr tHaN DoInG It oUtTa oBlIgAtIoN? We hAtCh aLoNe. We fUcKiNg dIe aLoNe. AlOnE MoSt oF TiMe wE SuCkIn' AiR BrOtHeR. hE ShOuLd mAn. GoTtA FiGhT ThAt sHiT. wHaT'S ThE PoInT PuNiShInG YoUrSeLf mOrE ThAn yOu lIkE AlReAdY ArE BeIn? SeLf-fLaGeLlAtIoN Is pOiNtLeSs mOtHeRfUcKeR.
iF YoU FiGuRe iT OuT BeFoRe a mOtHeRfUcKeR LeMmE KnOw yEaH? sHiT DoN'T FeEl gOoD EnOuGh nO MaTtEr aLl tHe sHiT YoU TrY, fOlKs jUsT WaNnA Be mAd aT Ya. yEaH, tHe bIg gRuB SpIt uS OuT WrOnG, dIdN'T HaVe a mOtHeRfUcKiNg cHaNcE.
(^･ω･^) < IT WOULD HAVE B33N FUNNY!!!
(^･ω･^) < GOOD BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO SEND YOU BABY SHARK IF YOU HATED THAT ONE!!!
(^･ω･^) < PRETTY SURE ITS A HUMAN LIFE CYCLE STAGE, LOOK I WON'T GIVE THIS UP UNTIL I FIND SOMETHING!!!
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it's c00l. i d0n't live 0n alternia anym0re, th0ugh that's an0ther l0ng st0ry. it might be time f0r me t0 b0unce fr0m this place pretty s00n th0ugh s0 yeah fuck it, i'll c0me t0 bef0rus f0r a while.