Jerann Mussel
@justiceManifest
Journalist. Truth Seeker.
In My Opinion, There Shouldn’t Have To Be Any Reanimating In The First Place…
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
I Know Troll Bruno Mars Is Still Alive, By The Way. I’m Dramatizing.
This Is Exactly What I Was Waiting For. We All Saw This Coming.
The More You Hate My Chitts The More My Resolve Grows. I Will Not Give In. I Will Not Be Silenced.
Do You Think The Empress Will Be Willing To Be Interviewed?
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan
Remember To Dm Me Any Insider Information On Eridan Or The Eridanweek Event. This Is Going To Be Big. #liesoferidan
The Death And Subsequent Revival Of Troll Bruno Mars Was A Publicity Stunt Orchestrated By Eridan To Bring More Attention To His Event. Stay Informed. #liesoferidan
Is Anyone Going To Tell Me What Happened To Troll Bruno Mars?
It Goes Without Saying, I’m Interested In Interviewing Attendees Of Eridanweek. Send Me A Dm. #liesoferidan
I Was Actually Invited This Time, I Just Couldn’t Make It. Keep Your Assumptions To Yourself.
IT'$ OKAY, I'M IN THE $AME BOAT ACTUALLY. I WA$ IN PRI$ON FOR MINOR DRUG-RELATED OFFENCE$ LA$T NIGHT $O I COULDN'T MAKE IT EITHER. A $HAME, I WOULD'VE LOVED TO $EE THE LIGHT LEAVE TROLL BRUNO MAR$' EYE$.
Who Was Going To Tell Me Troll Bruno Mars Is Dead??
After Looking Into It A Little He Might Not Be. This Is Absurd.
Soon. https://files.catbox.moe/fklfpu.png
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Expect An Article On Eridanweek Soon. #liesoferidan
I Suspect That Eridanweek May Be Some Sort Of Money Laundering Scheme. Something Isn’t Right Here. #liesoferidan
#imcoming To Eridan Week And Not Just Because Marvus Is There.
Considering Investigating Eridanweek… Expect Updates. #eridanweek #liesoferidan
omycod when r u gunna stop tryin 2 investigate pplz lmao xD
You won't have a firsthand account of festivities if you don't come to the event yourself.
Ahem... my good gentletroll. I won't be able to repost your chit unless you feed it direct to the timeline. :B
Some Of You Spend Too Much Time Looking For Rumble Spheres And Not Enough Time Looking For The Truth.
He Has Resorted To Sending Me Threats. Perhaps Some Of You Should Reconsider Who You Choose To Follow… What Do You Have To Say For Yourself, @karnaldetente? https://files.catbox.moe/x1a1w1.jpeg
hes gunna b nuthin but a pulp whn wer dun wit him ;)
Some Of You Should Really Try Saying Things To My Face. That Or Keep It To Yourself. #vagueposting
I Do Not Support Moirails Kissing. That’s What Your Matesprit Is For,
wut abt if itz a kiss on da cheek huh? :/
What do you know about #Moirails
ya nd so wut?? i pity nd cherish her she deserves it :)
