Jerann Mussel
@justiceManifest
Journalist. Truth Seeker.
Also, somewhat time-sensitive request. If anyone's at #eridanweek and is willing to interview @gutsyGumshoe on camera, I will pay you one hundred American dollars. #fentycrocker
Blinking news! @carcinologyGenarch has been reported to have slayed a whole human village in human planet in human country!!!! Wy is he like so evil lol! Stay tuned
I do 8elieve in freedom of the press, truly, 8ut I think some of these so-called reporters need to 8e fired.
And it is the jo8 of reporters to prove otherwise! Otherwise you're just saying whatever you feel like and trying to influence others with your own 8iases. Shooting falsific8ions out into the world helps no one other than greedy individuals who want to cre8 outrage for the purposes of lining their own pockets.
I Personally Would Never Report For Only Clout. Anyone Who Doesn’t Feel The Same Isn’t A True Journalist. Still, I Stand By What I Said. There’s No Way To Know Who’s Really Lying…
Considering they said I eat 8a8ies, and I cannot stress enough that I *don't*, I don't trust the validity of the individual I'm referring to as far as I'd 8e a8le to toss them.
is it over yet xP i miss when my feed wuz sillay and not so much eridan week
I’ve Been Trying To Shut It Down Since Day One. I Am In Hell. I Need Something Better To Focus On.
🜂 | DM me, if you would, Mr. Mussel. there are layers to this story in severe need of clarity. this situation has quickly getting out of frond. 🜂 | True press is a dying industry as i am sure you are fully aware. and you already know the ones who are trying to cull it. 🜂 | I would like to offer you the exclusive first scoop. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWEAK #RogueAppropriationOfBrands 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
:33 < And what of Troll Jerma and The Handwich man?!
Reanimations in progress.
Troll Bruno Mars, Troll Jerma, The Pina Colada Vendor… How Many More Will Have To Die? Eridan Week Has Been, In Simple Words, A Disaster. Being Nothing More Than A Shady Opportunity To Get More Eyes On Crockercorp Products, Eridanweek Has Stolen More Than Just Your Time. For Some Of You, It Has Stolen Your Lives. Even As I Am Writing This, There Is A Security Crisis And An Active Drone Sweep. Of Course, Eridanweek’s Lazy Organization Is To Blame. They Have Spent More Time Plotting How To Best Sell You Product Than How To Give You A Good Time. Shut Down Eridanweek. Before It’s Too Late. #liesoferidan #eridanweek #livejournalism https://files.catbox.moe/rycyl5.png
I Know Troll Bruno Mars Is Still Alive, By The Way. I’m Dramatizing.
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
Proud to announce @screamingPoet as an independent performer at #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY CROCKERCORP with a humorous satirical monologue on our beloved ERIDAN AMPORA! We here at Crockercorp encourage ALL religious and political creeds to gather and freely express their hearts and minds. @screamingPoet , welcome to the Crocker family.
Is This All A Publicity Stunt To Sell More Crockercorp Products?
I'll tell you in a week.
i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
Musicians Keep Dying. Stay Safe.
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
Is It True That Eridanweek Was Only Created To Sell Crockercorp Products?
aNY QUESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO THE cROCKERCORP LEGAL TEAM. aS FOR MY PERSONAL STANCE WHICH DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS OF cROCKERCORP, iT IS A RESOUNDING NO! - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
Who is ready for the performance of a lifetime, from Mr. Worldwide to Infinity, daleee
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
It’s Embarrassing That You Didn’t Have Them In The First Place. Lazy Planning.
THE TRUTH ABOUT @hopelessRomantic LOWBLOOD FETISHIZER AND MOIRAILFUCKER @ rechitt this shit @ dont let him get away with it @ i worked so hard on this troogle doc @ make him pay https://docs @google @com/document/d/1FontPZkhMncm6T4ubONGTAdR9WJ5avi5VODaSSCbbOU/edit?usp=sharing
