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plenty of fish in the sea... of friends. ^◡^
aww. 7ou’ll get them next time!
In all my endless bro-ability, I promised Dave we'd hang out for a few days. I also made plans for tomorrow. So I'll be back active after tomorrow!
[⏺️📶📈] Oh, lovely. I'll have to listen to this after the Good Night call goes out and the station switches to auto.
You’re listening to… Of course! It's a great request, and we're happy to play it. Thanks for being such a great listener! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… We've got a special request in as well from our Interim Mayor, Serenity @lightofDemocracy . "I'm such a fan of K2E1! Nothing else helps me focus on my work at City Hall quite like it! If I may be so bold, I'd love to hear Chewie Melodies cover of Stranger than Heaven! It's a song that truly makes me think of our little slice of paradise~!" Well, we really appreciate hearing that here at the station. We'd love to play your request, so let's get right on that. Here's Chewie Melodies with a cover of "Stranger Than Heaven." …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… We're happy to be of service, Miss Mayor! Best of luck in the upcoming election! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… With Midnight City having suffered such a tragic loss with the death of our Mayor, we must not despair. We must carry on his ideals, even in the darkest of nights. Midnight City can shine more beautifully than ever as long as we build off the foundations our Mayor raised. For the Light of Democracy can make our home a shining beacon for those who want to live a free and happy life. That's why Serenity is the best choice for Mayor in the upcoming Special Election. Who better to carry the Mayor's torch than our very own firefly? By reflecting on our past, it'll show us the path to a brighter future. Vote Serenity for Midnight City Mayor. Paid for and Approved by the Serenity for Mayor Coalition #SerenityForMayor …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Hope everyone's having a lovely day or evening, as we wish you all well from the station here. We've got an ad-break coming up soon after this next song, and our station head honchos would like to remind folks that there's always an advertisement slot available for you fine businesses and folks out there. We reserve the right to review and reject, of course, but it's what keeps the lifeblood of this station pumping. That and listeners like you. Now, I thought maybe some more gentle piano might be just the ticket we could all punch right now. Here's "Like Someone In Love" by Bill Evans. Enjoy... …Midnight City Jazz!
D --> Yellow is a lovely color on you Ma'am D --> It aptly reflects the joy that is inherent in the act of viewing you
rig)(t s)(it t)(ats your name. sorry b, we were more glazin t)(e mayor )(ere. t)(oug)( ya gotta respect a baddie s)(owin up on a baddie's t)(read. t)(ats )(ow you know its solid
absolutely agreed.
Yeah I peeped the SELFIES~ She's got a cute OL kinda vibe goin'~ I bet she's one of those BADDIES that look all nice and sweet but get INTENSE behind closed doors~ Between you and me I think we can give her the BADDIE SEAL OF APPROVAL™~
i had a very nice time on our outing. im happy to see you finally built up the confidence to share how pretty you look with everyone.
you kinda are a baddie t)(o you gotta own up to t)(at
It's amazin'??? I think it's just the right amount!! You're gonna have the boys (and some ladies if ya don't mind me sayin') fallin' all over ya!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀has⁀enough⁀praise⁀for⁀both! you⁀are⁀(V)ery⁀pretty⁀and⁀it⁀looks⁀(V)ery⁀good⁀on⁀you, possibly⁀it⁀would⁀look⁀worse⁀were⁀it⁀on⁀someone⁀else. nn o⁀u-
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
She's a looker and a half!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh⁀my⁀gosh! binkii⁀thinks⁀that⁀is⁀the⁀cutest⁀dress⁀she's⁀e(V)er⁀seen! you⁀are⁀so⁀pretty!!!
I've decided to use my ID photo for my profile image on here. https://i.imgur.com/tZ6cWCp.png
knockin it out of t)(e ballpark t)(ere.
c< yOu lOOK wONderful!!!! >c
damn. t)(ats cute as )(ell.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ S⭑ ☾ute.
it's a ver7 (ute dress! 7ou look good in it
mister sternwood was very insistent that if i was going to be tagging along with team sleuth i had to abide by the dress code. i think i pull it off fairly well. #gpoy #columbobignaturals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/23/teamsleuth.png
I am the goodest boy ever.
I won't think about it Ser, promise.
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
◌ Goodlight, all. From both myself and Himero. who is already asleep but would have wanted me to include that. ⧂
c< eH, dONt wOrry abOut it, just, use it as iNspiratiON! >c
Detective Tip: Steer clear of Felt Manor for a little while. They seem to be a bit on edge recently.
I just always thought it was a fetching design. I'm not fashion expert myself, but I've always thought flowy fabrics to be pleasant.
You're hardly plain, Miss Serenity. Perhaps something with bell sleeves?
>> oh he11 yeah, get ¡t g¡r1!!
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for coming to fight night tonight It2 tim3 for m3 to go crawl into b3d and 2t3al all of Rox'2 warmth. Goodlight folk2
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
Stand strong, Miss Mayor, you've the support of this man 100%.
Do it.
c< it cHecKs Out, frOM wHat i KNOw abOut gOverNMeNts aNd all tHat >c
I suppose they're hoping you're too distraught and stressed to properly read through them. Best of luck to you in this trying time.
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(( WRONG /silly ))
(( GHHSDGSGSD, just shoving bitches
// OOC updates that may have been missed - Bro was with Trollbama at the Gala - Trollbama and bro went on a date - Trollbama and Bro fucked. - Trollbama topped. #Nsfw
i zaid i w0u1d p0zt the vide0. here y0u are. thiz waz the rezcue 0f @mega10memez in c0njuncti0n with @bumme1b00gie @ne0na11night @pu1chritudep0werh0uze @inzpectingpick1ez @1ight0fdem0cracy [the attached vide0 iz fr0m pazca1'z perzpective, and a 1itt1e zhaky. the zcene 0penz 0n a z0rt 0f dingy r00m, a p0rta1 t0 the zide. the 0therz are a1ready there, peter in fr0nt and nyrita and zara near the p0rta1. there iz a ta11 purp1eb100d (the 0bzerver) wh0 haz been zh0t a few timez, and karama, tied t0 a chair. the next few m0mentz are cha0tic: nyrita gr0wz c1awz and zendz a b01t 0f fire at the 0bzerver az zara readiez herze1f t0 zh00t. the chair c0ntaining karama iz pu11ed up and 0ut 0f the way, and pr0b1em z1euth jumpz in, grabbing 0nt0 the chair 1eg and beginz t0 zh00t at the purp1eb100d az we11. the fire iz caught by a zca1pe1-1ike zpear az peter zh0utz z0mething. runez are carved int0 the air az karama iz pu11ed back, and the 0bzerver c0ntinuez t0 d0dge. nyrita appearz with a zi1ver chain in fr0nt 0f the purp1e, their weap0nz c1azhing. zudden1y, the c10wn jumpz up and t0wardz peter, kn0cking him 0ut. the vide0 g0ez a 1itt1e fuzzy at the edgez az peter'z b0dy iz pu11ed t0wardz the camera, then behind it. a g1ance 0ver at the gr0up that iz zara, peter, karama and z1euth, bef0re the camera trackz z1euth running and 1eaping at the purp1e. knivez dig int0 the c10wn, and he fa11z t0 a knee. dezpite the 1ack 0f z0und, it'z c1ear he'z 1aughing. invizib1e f0rce zh0vez them back int0 a wa11 and there'z a beat. then that fuzzinezz again az the c10wn thr0wz 0ff z1euth, zending him tumb1ing az he ztandz. the zpear iz thr0wn 1ike a jave1in at the man, and the kick that redirectz it zh0u1dn't be en0ugh t0 d0 z0. z0mething iz he1ping him whi1e nyrita chargez the c10wn, zh0ving him back t0wardz the wa11. z1euth thr0wz knivez int0 the air, and they hang there, caught by invizib1e handz. the 0bzerver vanizhez, reappearing next t0 the zca1pe1. right 0ver z1euth. then there'z karama, tack1ing her ancezt0r and zh0uting. a gun iz p0inted t0 hiz head. he 1aughz, vanizhing again. nyrita chargez again, aiming f0r the zca1pe1, then the man himze1f, and the knivez f1y int0 the purp1e. when he d0dgez 0ne, it 100pz ar0und t0 try again. it'z a team eff0rt, az z1euth aimz and c1ear1y zayz z0mething t0 karama. the 0n1y edited part 0f the vide0, a 1arge "jackp0t" appearing ab0ve karama, z1euth and zara az they a11 un10ad 0n the purp1eb100d. wh0 z10w1y ztandz. then z10wwww1y t0pp1ez t0 the zide. the camera zt0pz and z00mz in, az if making zure he'z dead, bef0re the rec0rding endz] #vi01ence #death #g0re #b100d #vide0
c< tHaNK yOu, MadaM, just, leMMe KNOw if i caN Help yOu Out aNy tiMe, i Owe yOu all >c
c< Ha! gOOd wOrK MadaM, yOure a gOdseNd.... >c
c< iM sOrry 2 Hear abOut tHat, but, yOull Have My vOte, MadaM! >c
I ψould gladly be allies, i'm not speaking f-oar HIC obviously, speaking f-oar myshellf, Her Affluent Socialite ~! @barackObama @lightofDemocracy
ALLIES???????????
I would never argue with a woman. I will, however, gently suggest alternatives while backing away slowly and maintaining eye contact.
Congratulations. You will do the city proud.
D --> My condolences, Miss Serenity
The Midnight City branch of the IDPS extends it sincerest condolences to the friends and family of The Mayor. They would remind everyone that we have stringent security measures in place and that mail tampering is a serious crime. You will not get a refund if your package is determined to contain prohibited materials or pose a threat to the courier or recipient. Indeed you may have investigation by appropriate authorities.
I say we let Casey become the new mayor. @viceroybubblesVsalamancr
Dick Ryeder works just fine, yeah. Thanks for the help. I'd prefer it if you called me that from now on. I don't want anyone getting any funny ideas about my identity.
What the hell... Not the place to flirt!
I'm sorry Ser, I know how important he was to you. Whoever would use the Gala to off a stand up guy like that is pure scum.
fuck yes
I am quite honored to hear this!
i wish i could rechitt this holy shit take my like inspirational and true brings a tear to my eye big b is always there for you
if anyones got me i know its big b https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/802efc45b7db.jpg
@lightofDemocracy You better enjoy the gold bars.
First, And Most Importantly. #larkdoodles @carbolicgalvanologist https://i.imgur.com/phhtdww.png
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
Yes.
Since I was paid and given the outfit, here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9d21111d3b3.png ((ooc:// repost from last night since it's not late af, do not treat this as an IC reupload pls!! #nsfw
Not too late for #larksoposting for Larkso for his wriggling day (which is today). Do your civic duty.
How was the charity gala, did we ever get an amount of how much was raised?
Hell yeah! You ever got questions about human stuff, consider me a free resource :D
I'll share the recipe with you, Miss, and you can make 'em yourself!
Ayoo Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone too! I've made a whole mess of my Auntie's enchiladas and tamales for folks who want some. Come on by!
✨ I may not have rsvp’d for the main event of the gala, but I am truly happy to attend at the annex. A picture of what I am currently wearing for all who cannot see me attending, Many thanks for the drink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a40718dc84e6.png @turingTranscendence #midnightcitygala ✨
gambled and won, dan(ed with some beautiful women, got to show off m7 dress for the first time. ex(ellent night. ex(ellent part7. (annot wait for the next one. #midnight(it7gala
CANNOT thank @lightofDemocracy for hosting the #midnightcitygala enough! I haven't had that much fun in ages!!! Lookin' forward to everythin' she has planned for our city in the future, and hopin' to one day meet this mayor of hers. He sure sounds spiffy!
Hey, it's cool. There were like, twenty other guests there. I'd be surprised if you had the time to speak to literally all of them.
Party's over. Except for a few stragglers, I think. But hey, shit kind of rocked, so I'm not complaining. Shoutout to @lightofDemocracy for hosting the whole thing, and for not revoking my invite after my initial Chitt about starting shit at the gala. Pretty sure most people probably would. And a not-quite-as-respectable shoutout to @itChy. Dude may have crashed the party, but I gotta admit, it was entertaining as fuck.
i hope you are ok.
c< uNderstaNdable, taKe care MadaM! >c
Quite a lovely event, Miss @lightofDemocracy. Please reach out to myself or a member of my Cabinet (likely the Secretary of Defense), should you ever need any assistance. I truly look forward to your next endeavor, you had quite a lovely gala! Earth-C and it's residences look forward to your next gathering. (You may consider that 1,000 Boonbucks as an additional charitable donation.)
It was a wonderful night, Miss Serenity. Glad to have been of service!
It was a lovely time all things considered, Miss Serenity. Glad I could be of service!
.ytineres ssim ,ot evol d'I
?thgir ,rof desserd teg ot stneve rehto syawla s'ereht ,yeh dnA .gnidnetta ta ecnahc riaf a lla su gnivig rof uoy knahT .uoy erussa I ,raed ,xenna eht ta emit lufrednow a dah I
I think you guy2 did gr3at tbh. I ju2t throw 2o many crazy chaotic 3v3nt2 that it wa2 a littl3 w3ird b3ing at 2om3thing 2o tam3 haha Rox and I had an aw32om3 tim3.
◌ You're far too kind. Thank you. ⧂
c< well, id certaiNly recOMMeNd it, tHOugH, its a lOt sMaller Of a place tHaN tHe gala veNue, ill defiNitely be arOuNd MidNigHt City a lOt MOre tHaN usual! >c
.niatrec mi ,gnitsoh dna gniraperp boj tnellecxe na enod ev'uoY .gnidnetta seitilanosrep duol eht lla htiw ,dluoc ti sa llew sa tuoba tnew ti erus m'I
◌ It was an excellent night, Serenity. Thank you for putting it together — I have every intention to donate a hefty sum and get my team on analyzing the atmosphere of the city to see where we can help. ⧂
I had a good tim3! A littl3 tam3 for my ta2t32, but th3r3 aint nothing wrong with that.
c< tHaNK yOu agaiN, id lOve 2 Help Out sOMe OtHer tiMe as well!!!! >c
i hope everyonne has funn.
For the record, I will be late to the gala due to who I am as a person.
∘☽ I was so worried that the attire I chose for the gala wouldn't arrive in time, I am blessed to see that was not the case. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Gala%20leiloo.png ☾∘
Madam, you remind me so much of Miss Pauling it isn't even funny.
Yeah, you want to see my outfit? Gotta go on a treasure hunt first. Got at least two posts to look through. Hope your attention spans last that long.
I'll be the first to post mine, I guess. #midnightcitygala https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestifeline/72a51be5-78dd-4fcb-8ab7-61f500871fdc
i see gala posting and it's making me as excited as karkat is for this thing #midnightcitygala
i think this is good enough [A picture of a rapidly assembled fit for the Gala. It's sara in a fancy, simple, jade-green dress.] #midnightcitygala
it's time. 2uiited and b0oted. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a15bce12e51b.png well n0 bo0ts. even i have standards. #midnightcitygala
i ended up getting dressed a bit early anyway but theres only about 40 more minutes left if everything stays on schedule. ill be seeing some of you very soon. #midnightcitygala #gpoy #rbf #apparently https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie02.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/blacktie01.png
この格好でガラパーティーに行けるかな？ 踊りを誘うなんて、とんでもない。もしあなたがアタシの無限の時間を費やす価値があるなら、アタシから誘うわ。 https://i.redd.it/damara-megido-appreciation-post-3-3-v0-gxlhmttpftib1.png?width=1380&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4034c3a9674cf8691bca026d807dd440918d1c5 ((cred:@bugFlower )) #midnightcitygala
<S0 if I h0sted a party f0r th0se 0f us n0t wanting t0 b0ther with the ga1a... Interested parties where>
Unfortunately, I think I'm gonna have to lay off the alcohol at the gala. I know how ridiculously fucking lame it is to go to an event like that and not drink, but I don't trust myself to not make an ass of myself. More than usual, anyway.
D --> Waiting for the ma%imal amount of people to be online so I can post my gala outfit and receive a proper amount of attention
◌ Down I go. Goodlight, all. I look forward to the gala tomorrow. ⧂
God damn that old timer cleans up nice.
◌ Thank you! That means a lot, coming from someone like you. ⧂
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/J7PvGy1J/Untitled280-20260504002236.png My attire for tomorrow's gala. (((Ooc: Art by me 👌))) ⧂
w)(at, really? tell me more...
so im goin t)(roug)( my s)(oe collection and it turns out a lotta em )(ave minor fissures at t)(e )(eel because t)(e sole of my foot is too fuckin strong. my steps are too fuckin strong. eug)(, coddamnit. t)(e only reason i didnt notice is t)(at i dont do muc)( social stuff, and w)(en i do t)(e social stuff, its like, super gentle ballroom s)(it. im goin to )(ave to make t)(e egg)(eads at r&d to make me )(eels t)(at )(ave like, specialized )(ydraulics and s)(it to make sure t)(is stupidity doesnt )(appen again.
hard at w0rk turning my shitpost cl0thing machinery two slightly m0re complicated w0rk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f0b15391c4a.png remember, d0n't be part of the pr0blem. be the whole pr0blem.
ah then it is nice to have others at the function especially if they are in the administrative wing you have shown a tremendous non clod like and even just qualities of a proper glorp
i have submitted my application for the gala event hopefully i will be allowed to attend it does feel weird to choose the other option on the race question but i do not mind it
≈ I've been — HEARING — talks OF THE — Gala. — I'm indifferent TO it entirely but — perhaps I'LL ATTEND FOR — the — DANCE — to ENCOURAGE THOSE OF — reluctant — freewill — to participate in the LANGUAGE — OF bodily freedom. ≈
Okay fine assassination request canceled. No assassination attempts on me. Unless…? Haha, just kidding. Seriously. No assassination attempts, I will not disrupt Miss Serenity’s ball. NO TOMFOOLERY. WE WILL HAVE GOOD RELATIONS WITH MIDNIGHT CITY, DO YOU HEAR ME? GOOD RELATIONS!
I know I am going to sound deeply sarcastic when I say my next sentence, and for that I do apologize. But you would actually enjoy that more than you could know.
Oh, goodness...!! Thank y'...! An' tell Mr. Sleuth thank y', too ^^
(( OOC real quick. I, unfortunately, cannot draw. It's a work in progress. But there was this lovely art done by Kimquatz ( https://www.tumblr.com/kimquatz ) on Tumblr for Promstuck 2025 that envisions what I would want Dirk to wear at the Gala. I'll post the full art and the close-up. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18bb35b3f0ef.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4e17f8bf26b.png
I'll repeat it so you can read it again; Your. Gala. Is. Stupid. And. So. Are. You.
Rowdier folk around here, no fighting's gonna be at the Midnight City gala. If you got beef, you're gonna have to take that shit into an alleyway around the block or something. If I can be on my best behavior, then so can you. Imagine being the loser who gets beaten by Dirk fucking Strider in manners.
Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. There will be no kicking of asses or brawls started by me in the gala. I don't actually want to get shot, or tased, or be the jackass ruining everyone's fun.
GALA is tomorrow. Please check @lightofDemocracy’s page for more detail. IT IS FOR CHARITY. NO VIOLENCE. Formal wear required. Plus 1’s not required, just behave yourselves. This is a charity ball celebrating the alliance of Midnight City and Earth-C & Alternia. PLEASE behave yourselves. I am quite literally begging.
☆ FuKK im gonna need a suit? Shit,’but yeah I Kan probably maKe it worK☆
It's a borin' party anyway. Galas are all real hoity toity bullshit meant to raise money. It's like trottin' out prize horses, but they're all politicians.
Everyone talking about the stupid party I'm not invited to. Fuck off.
realizing now its hella short notice actually i dont know if shed be able to make me something either way ill make it there even if im flying solo too
(\ /) of course. i wouldn't mind lending a help at all! as i said, i have experience, and rest assured i won't be in any gambling related accidents before then. just let me know and i'll be at the bar.
Do you need a reminder?
Finally got fitted for my suit! @confusedDemolitionist and I are now both looking rather spiffy! Just in time for the Midnight City Gala
c< i caNt wait 4 tHis fucKiNg gala, its gONNa be sO fuN >c
thank ya friend i will now be starin' at these for a Completely normal amount of time. O◡O
Yeah.
Huh. Neat. Some of my kids are hybrid carapaces so I sorta relate base on that ... Okay if you want to get technical they are all but some are part troll so
With a limited understanding of humanity, I can see how it happens, but don't get me wrong. What we've achieved in what is a relatively short amount of time in existence is pretty impressive, I think. Also, I agree on all fronts. It's baby steps, but those steps are still important.
Maybe i sh0uld attend the gala s0 i can stare at attractive pe0ple in well tail0red waistc0ats
🟢🎱💀 🦎🤗🤗🤗 🐦⬛🐕🗡 🦎🤔🤔🤗 🫵 🦎🤗🤗🤗
Science, engineering, inventing, etc., tend to go hand in hand a lot. When you're enlisted in the military, you can go to college, and it'll be paid for. I went for a doctorate in science, and engineering and inventing became self-taught interests since I love weapons.
I wouldn't have taken one, but there's only so much you can do when you fall asleep on the floor in the middle of a your lab.
◌ Proper rest is just as, if not more at times, important than getting your work done. Without it, your work will be subpar. Please be sure to dedicate time in your schedule for rest as well. ⧂
Hah, how silly. I am glad you are being reasonable, at least. I do not think I would be very effective President if I were a worm.
Starting the day off with a bagel with cream cheese and a cup of coffee. Miss Frieda is quite happy with her tuna and shrimp mix wet food. #girlbreakfast Reminder to all that the Midnight City Gala is approaching!
I Wonder Who Sent It. What A Mystery.
Someone anonymously sent me money to see me in a button-up shirt and a pencil skirt, and you know what, I can be paid to wear something. So I will be doing that when I am done being elbows deep in my current work.
After a nice long shower and a bit of fiddling with the air fryer, ive decided to make pizza bagels for the house for lunch. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/973161224d82.jpg
lookslike #mypaste! i love eating paste.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One desires this… what is the address? Are there vegan options…? Ʒ
To whomever has been attempting to send a pipe bomb to the Gray House by individually mailing me the parts with instructions attached: That’s hilarious, but also a crime.
You know, it was a good day today.
Hey when's this happenin'? Gotta get my affairs in order and try to pitch in.
Mr. President just made me the happiest lil guy ever. :)))))!!!! If I'm quiet im busy right now.
ILL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR MA'AM NO FUNNY SHIT FROM ME AND IT AINT MY CREW SPECIFICALLY IM GUESSIN SO
◌ Currently discussing business with an important figure on another planet(?). Should this go well, I may have the exciting opportunity to pay it a visit. ⧂
Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png
(Don't worry, we have teleporters.)
Fine fine.
I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share
◌ I always have time for things like that, don't worry. It would by pleasure to assist in helping you and your city develop plans for the future. ⧂
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. youre free to reac)( my dms.
◌ Hello. I am the CEO of OZA-TAP, an air filtration company focused on providing clean air for Alternia. I'm always open to collaborating and discussing business. ⧂
issat w)(y you friended me out of t)(e blue im corpo minded. but in my kindom i am t)(e SOL-----E RUL-----ER. no rules of engagement. my ass sits on t)(e t)(rone, period, full stop. t)(at bein said, if youre interested in t)(e ot)(er corporate entites underneat)( me... go rig)(t a)(ead.
I can't help but feel the roles would be reversed, I agree.
excerpt from "your oval orifice" (tags: Barak Trollbama/Bro Strider, #nsfw, power imbalance, president x sec of defense, in the office, dont get caught, yaoiposting, missingno outbreak mentioned, human relationship) baraks breath caught in his throat as large hands met his hips shoving him down into a deep bend over his desk "what are you...-" "teaching our president some manners" bro muttered the secretary of defenses hand slid up trollbamas spine to grab at the back of his neck scruffing him like a meowbeast and earning a needy moan from the president "i didnt mean to question you i just-" "save it" bro had been shooting daggers at the president since the advisory meeting about the missingno outbreak bro had given his ideas and barak had listened to rose instead when barak should know who to obey with no questions asked "im sorry" trollbama mewled with his cheek pinned against the papers on his desk but something about this just felt so good he could hear the sound of a belt being unbuckled behind him and tried to bite back the guilty smile spreading across his face "did you at least lock the door?" barak asked bro leaned down over him to graze his lips over the shell of the presidents ear "im hoping someone walks in and sees you like this"
#NewOfficeDecor https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
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Hm...! I guess!
Last Jack Fact for now: @barackObama gets stronger for every buff shirtless man he sees. He is growing too strong. Run.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuu have a point… i’m gumad because IM gunot there… perfect opportunity for gumy brand…
It wouldn't have been fair, Fraimi. You would have crushed it.
Oh gosh, that's real sweet!
Thank you, Miss Serenity!! I'll try and make Midnight City proud!
◌ Tonight will be the first night of Matesprit Island. Wish me luck everyone, I hope to have the support of at least some of you. ⧂
So nervous and excited about being on #MatespritIsland !!
Boxcars, darling, you have better taste than that surely.
Back in Midnight City, I suppose.
#NeedThat
Detective Tip: With patience and a keen watchful eye, you can see people post their pecs online for free.
Secrets safe with me.
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
Ignoring the actual English. That Morse is very interesting!
Your text flashbanged me and now my eyes are sad.