
Lil Cal
@lilCal
HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
i'm not even gonna question some of the shit yall say anymore. i'm too old for this bs.
A BIRD TOOK MY OUPPET WHAY THE HELL:(((
hey everyone! im john egbert! i've been living happily with all my friends in a shared house we have in the city. we never really got to play the game, and thats okay. we're just all living our lives out now, getting older as we embrace normal city living. itll be exciting to meet all of you!

inanimate 0bjects feel pain. make sure t0 hit them against things as hard as y0u can, they deserve it.
Y'all keep yammering on about dating struggles, just get yourselves some puppets. Dating problems solved. Puppets can't say no unless you want them to. #Puppets #relationships
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
I would be great at baseball. My gut tells me this.

hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
sometimes a bird isnt a bird hes just a guy
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky














