
Lil Cal
@lilCal
HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
I would be great at baseball. My gut tells me this.

hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
sometimes a bird isnt a bird hes just a guy
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky
So many feathery assholes and so many versions of me on here. And yet I am the most miserable of all of them.

one mil boonbucks and i'll send you a private video. ;) #nsfw






