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BELTS ARE COOL!!! BUT HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR HOMIES TODAY???
stuff your people with cotton and your puppets with viscera. #gore #puppet #violence #nsfwe
forget the puppets the worst thing that guy ever did to me was raise me in an apartment full of fuckin energy drinks
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
puppets are love and life, rose; even when we look at the mirror, its there
speaking of puppetsonas, yours and mine are still due for a playdate!
digital restraining order how
cals chill like that.
shenanigans are AFOOF
hmm.
i wake.
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You'll always be my favorite puppet, Lil' Cal.
im s0 sad can two boys come over and kiss in front of me for a little that would probably help i think clothes can stay on also it should be flush and chaste or at least one of them should want things to be flush and chaste maybe you could look over at me and say “but shes watching” or something to pretend thats the reason you cant go any farther i just need this right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, ESB, emotional support boys, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)
@dynamicFlowfields do you think we could get group dms there are two boys who are willing to kiss in front of me i think one might be a robot though but the other is an actual real human man and in order to plan this get together i would like to message both at once is this something that would be possible or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Mocáli Flaske, #nsfw, groupchatplay, archive rating: M)
Y'all keep yammering on about dating struggles, just get yourselves some puppets. Dating problems solved. Puppets can't say no unless you want them to. #Puppets #relationships
Found an old gem. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3183ea57db13.jpg
hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
She's at her cutest when she's scared.
Comic. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487210003386601785/mlp_bro_comic.png?ex=69c84fbf&is=69c6fe3f&hm=313e8ba1b8dbafbbc344906ee84938b6d264534ecdf7ebc02ea39a4a4fb3568c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569 #animaldeath #violence #gore but not really.
Cal.....
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CATS
The Mariners lost the season opener? It's going to be a bad weekend for some. #childabuse
#RealOne https://i.ibb.co/mVfvqsBM/Screenshot-20260327-112214.png
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them. #nsfw
I can't blame you, you're so charming. But fuck man. C'mon.
aw that's my cute little baby.
OH NO TH4NK YOU
Hellx chittr user lilCal!!!
oh god not this guy
Avert your eyes Cal, this one’s for the hoes.
Happy Tuesday.
Miss Piggy lingerie hoove pics.
where was i? oh fuck. don't even get me started on the fluoride. big orthodontics want you shilling your pockets for their pearly white veneers.
HERES A HOT NEW TIP FROM A DRIP EGGS IS SO PRETTY HEHEH :) SAVE TO DRAFTS EDIT LATER TO MAKE IT A PROPER TIP DRIP
y'all coming in on my thread saying heresy to the bae. ain't gonna happen.
don't talk shit to my main man.
it's alright baby im here.
YOU GOT IT BOSS ON MY WAY TO A VERSION OF YOU WITH 8 BIG BUCKETS OF TOOTHPASTE STAT!
I’ve heard they prefer to be called “white” now.
WORDL3 1739 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
So true, bestie.
Beginning my ASMR career.
i'm still on that #nowplaying.
i feel like i were slipping into the background noise with my iconic black. time to shake it up a bit with a little burnt orange.
see. now that's what im talking about. hey baby.
when the man, the myth, the legend responds. i'm le swoon.
@lilCal talk to me here, man. seeing as dms aren't a thing. i jumped the gun with that shit.
damn, you got a lot of nerve bringing dave into this conversation. and no, my site isn't the only thing in my top priorities. making sure my @lilCal is taken care of, is TOP TOP.
guys im hosting a massive party on earth c in a few months im gonna let folks rsvp ahead of time hit me up if youre interested alternate timeline folks are allowed for once im feeling generous
Poll time. Do you think Starclan of Warrior Cats fame- thats troll Warrior Cats for all you aliens out there exists in the Lion King verse and that's why Mufasa was part of the stars in the movies. Vote now. Reply FireStar did nothing wrong for yes or Tgerstar is a chud for no. This poll is closing in exactly 1 hour.
hey alexa show me pictures of toys
hmu in DMs.
okay everyones on some dumbass shit lets settle the score for real this time alliance or horde decide
ill block a bitch on chittr
they dont tell you this if you have autism but theres a timeline where you like the food you swear to not eat ever no matter what for no apparent reason other than the fact that you 'dont like it' no matter how many times youve been offered it you just wont eat it or like it isnt that fucked up
im all up and bazing'd off my ga