♥ liked by @lilCal
stuff your people with cotton and your puppets with viscera. #gore #puppet #violence #nsfwe
forget the puppets the worst thing that guy ever did to me was raise me in an apartment full of fuckin energy drinks
i got a new pet. i like him.
nerves on fire.
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
puppets are love and life, rose; even when we look at the mirror, its there
speaking of puppetsonas, yours and mine are still due for a playdate!
cals chill like that.
hmm.
i wake.
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You'll always be my favorite puppet, Lil' Cal.

im s0 sad can two boys come over and kiss in front of me for a little that would probably help i think clothes can stay on also it should be flush and chaste or at least one of them should want things to be flush and chaste maybe you could look over at me and say “but shes watching” or something to pretend thats the reason you cant go any farther i just need this right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, ESB, emotional support boys, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

concept: the sheer eroticism of fisticuffs making sweaty bloody contact with another body spit flying as that surge of adrenaline rushes through the both of them writhing with tangled limbs nose to nose grunting and groaning as they trade pins training for it the safe word is three hard taps (tags: im not really sure, #rankworks, chute training mention, #violence, #nsfw, wrestlefic, exhibitionism in the form of a crowd, quads unmentioned, archive rating: M)

@dynamicFlowfields do you think we could get group dms there are two boys who are willing to kiss in front of me i think one might be a robot though but the other is an actual real human man and in order to plan this get together i would like to message both at once is this something that would be possible or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Mocáli Flaske, #nsfw, groupchatplay, archive rating: M)
Y'all keep yammering on about dating struggles, just get yourselves some puppets. Dating problems solved. Puppets can't say no unless you want them to. #Puppets #relationships
Found an old gem. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3183ea57db13.jpg

hey. (wildeyed and covered in blood and viscera) #gore
She's at her cutest when she's scared.
Comic. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1487210003386601785/mlp_bro_comic.png?ex=69c84fbf&is=69c6fe3f&hm=313e8ba1b8dbafbbc344906ee84938b6d264534ecdf7ebc02ea39a4a4fb3568c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569 #animaldeath #violence #gore but not really.
Cal.....
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CATS

they wont be neurotypical when im done with them. #nsfw
I can't blame you, you're so charming. But fuck man. C'mon.

OH NO TH4NK YOU
Avert your eyes Cal, this one’s for the hoes.

I’ve heard they prefer to be called “white” now.
Poll time. Do you think Starclan of Warrior Cats fame- thats troll Warrior Cats for all you aliens out there exists in the Lion King verse and that's why Mufasa was part of the stars in the movies. Vote now. Reply FireStar did nothing wrong for yes or Tgerstar is a chud for no. This poll is closing in exactly 1 hour.

hey alexa show me pictures of toys

okay everyones on some dumbass shit lets settle the score for real this time alliance or horde decide

ill block a bitch on chittr

they dont tell you this if you have autism but theres a timeline where you like the food you swear to not eat ever no matter what for no apparent reason other than the fact that you 'dont like it' no matter how many times youve been offered it you just wont eat it or like it isnt that fucked up

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