♠ hated by @malleablePersonage
one day chittr shoulld run an experiment where the most used noun on any account, allong with its synonyms, are banned from being used by that account. see how many peoplles posts quicklly are snuffed out by inabillity to tallk about more than one thing. mine woulld probablly be puzzlles. which honestlly not being ablle to bitch about those woulld probs be good for me
what're you gonna do? hit me with a beam? heheheheh.
look away
hmmm... maybe later today?
if we cool hate this chitt rn
shut the ActuAl fuck up gloomy no one g1ves A FUCK
D★ddy is h★ving fun on de★dlock tod★y. I h★ven't even thought ★bout culling my te★mm★tes once!
Damn I’m $orry you all have to live in $qualler like that :/
Ain’t no parrying the grand machine my friend 😉
like yes if you are really strong maybe, but usually it just gets you golf swung through a wall.
swordfights are cool but have you ever seen someone try to block a hammer? it is REALLY funny. like buddy this thing is moving fast enough to knock over a building whats that shield for.
Nah we ju$t fetch a clone or $omeone from the unemployed $ector and ju$t $lap them in the la$t guy’$ place.
Might fuck around and open Pandora’s Box and a can of worms later. Ya’ll want anything?
ANTI BEAM O R B D E F E N SE
Ⱥlrigh† †hȺ†’§ my eȺrly m◯rniiiing h◯rny P◯§† ImmȺ gee† ◯n my b◯Ⱥrd
t)(ey cant be saved.
im naut fightin anymoby for a week i like cant efin fully wrap my pan round all this
a trwoll didn t like the content of my posts,, so she came and beat me up ⠀
The Big 200 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @corallinecataclysm greetings, Young Seer. i See You Haven’t Ceased Your Fruitless Attempts At Peering Into My Hatchling’s Mind, And I’ll Admit I’ve Grown Rather Fond Of Your Struggle. Consider This My Gift To You For Persisting, Though This Is Your Last Warning As Well. cease. do Not Tempt Fate, Restless As You Are To Do So. last Night, Our Link Was Blocked By Another. This Is, Too, A Reminder To My Sweet Youngling To Quit Fooling Herself Into Believing She Can Be Rid Of Me. You Are Mine, Meenah. The Sooner You Accept It, The Easier This Will Be. Don’t You Remember What I Taught You? I Thought The Lesson Had Stuck After You Killed Your Teammates To Secure Your Victory. I Had Never Been Prouder. Why You Insist That You Are An Equal To Them, I Will Never Understand. You Couldn’t Be Any More Different, Despite How Much You Wish To Pretend They’re The Same As You. What Irks Me So Is That I Know You’re Not Using It To Manipulate Them; You Truly Believe So. Imagine That. You Were So Stupidly Loyal To Them Until His Scheme Landed On Your Lap Through That Doomed Session. deep Down, You Know It’s True, And This Game Will Come To Its End Soon. You Were Born To Do More Than End Universes, And Soon You Shall Reach Your Full Potential By Taking Your Rightful Place In The Great Beyond. Hoping To Escape This By Death Doesn’t Suit You, After All, You Were Raised To Be The Executioner Instead. Hurting Yourself To Atone For Something As Meaningless As Their Deaths Isn't The Answer. Isn’t That Right, My Cataclysm? I Remember The Glorious Night You First Shed The Blood Of Your Friend, The Goldblooded One, What Was His Name…? I Can’t Recall. But You Think About Him Often, I Know, Won’t Ever Bring Yourself To Look Any Of His Alternates In The Eye. You Were So Fond Of Him Before His Mind Broke. It’s Shameful, Considering You Didn’t Hesitate To Steal All Of His Power From Him Back Then. Allow Me To Refresh Your Memory… [your Claws Are Digging Into Someone’s Shoulders, Pinning Them To The Ground As Their Terrified Cries Pierce Your Eardrums. Why Are They Crying? They Should Be Grateful, You’re Saving Them. They… The Accident. They Can’t Fight Anymore, It’s Why You’re Doing This. They Need You To Survive. Their Untapped Potential Is Too Grand To Waste, And No One Else Is Willing To Make The Sacrifice. You Will Heal Him After, When You Win Together. Winning Is The Only Answer; His Psionics Will Return After This Is All Over. It’s Only Temporary, You’re Just Trying To Help. He Looks Up To You, He Trusts You, He Knows You’d Never Hurt Him. Right? Meenah, Please, Why Are You Doing This? Please Stop! Please! that’s… Strange. Is It Raining? Wait, No, It Can’t Be. You’re… Rain Isn’t Tinted Pink.] of Course Your Little Attempt Failed, But, Well. Such Is Life. It Taught You Nothing Good Comes From Entangling Yourself So Deeply, Didn’t It? You Did, Once, With The Charming Cerulean Who Almost Succeeded At Killing You. [words Dissipate Into Screams, Your Throat Raw And Struggling To Keep Up With The Rapid-fire Accusations Being Thrown At Each Other. Whoever Thought Battles Could Be Fought While Talking Is A Massive Liar. You Can Only Dodge And Block For So Long, But You Don’t Want To Hurt Aranea. You Can’t, Not Her, She’s Your- pain. Flaring In White-hot Agony As Your Blood Drips And Flows Beneath Your Clothes, Shock Stopping You From Moving Any Further As A Blade Cuts Through Your Skin, Puncturing Your Flesh And Targeting Your Beating Organs. While You’re Unaware Of Your Status As A Mutant, Having Three Hearts Sure Has Proved To Be A Blessing Sometimes. As Of Now, You’re Unsure, For It Feels Like All Of Them Are Collapsing Under The Revelation That Your Only Love Is Actively Betraying You. her Sword Has Embedded Itself Between Your Second And Third Rib, Only Inches Away From Reaching Its Target. Your Pusher. Your Face Feels Damp, But It’s Hard To Tell Whether It’s From Tears Or Blood. You Should’ve Never Thought She Would Choose You Over Her Win.] i Know You Were Angry About That For A Long Time, Enough For You To Return The Favor By Ripping Out That Obnoxious Ocular Of Hers. You Still Keep It, Don’t You? I’ll Admit Your Sentimentality Can Be Rather Nauseating At Times, But The Alternate Of You, The One Who’s Training You- I Trust That She Will Rid You Of That Bug. You Won’t Reach Me If You Keep Getting Attached To Worthless Beings, You See. You Want To Protect Them So Bad, You Think They’re Your Friends? Wrong. They Should Be Nothing But Stepping Stones To You. Oh, Meenah, When Will You Learn You Weren’t Meant To Exist Among Them? you’re Almost Ready, I Can Feel It. All Of That Rage And Regret And Abandon You’ve Been Building Up For Eons Will Reach Its Peak, And Your Destiny Will Be Achieved. I Always Knew It’d Be You, The One Who’d Surpass His Expectations Without Bending To His Will. It’s Why I Chose You, My Heiress. Soon, We Will Be Together For Eternity. I’m Patiently Waiting For You To Join Me. i’m Calling, Meenah. It’s Time For You To Answer. Don’t Force Me To Drag You Here Myself. #gore #horror #cw-self-harm #body-horror #violence #death . . . That Was. . . Deeply Unpleasant. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
THE BEAMING IS BACK. HMM. DAD BEAM.
YOUR BEAMS ARE NOTHING TO ME.
IT’S ALREADY DONE.
PAY CUT.
A JACK NOIR, MARRIED TO VERMIN. SUCH A DISGRACE. SUCH A FALL FROM GLORY. BUT NOT INCAPABLE OF BEING FIXED.
maybe the horrors just want a friend i think its okay
O̳n̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳y̳,̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳f̳a̳v̳o̳r̳i̳t̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳l̳a̳s̳t̳ ̳t̳i̳m̳e̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳s̳p̳e̳a̳k̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳f̳a̳v̳o̳r̳i̳t̳e̳ ̳p̳e̳r̳s̳o̳n̳,̳ ̳o̳b̳l̳i̳v̳i̳o̳u̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳h̳o̳w̳ ̳s̳o̳o̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳i̳r̳ ̳t̳i̳m̳e̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳u̳p̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳s̳p̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳m̳e̳a̳n̳s̳ ̳a̳n̳ ̳a̳w̳f̳u̳l̳ ̳l̳o̳t̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳ ̳w̳i̳l̳l̳ ̳w̳o̳r̳d̳l̳e̳s̳s̳l̳y̳ ̳t̳r̳a̳d̳e̳ ̳g̳o̳o̳d̳b̳y̳e̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳k̳n̳o̳w̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳h̳i̳s̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳f̳i̳n̳a̳l̳ ̳w̳o̳r̳d̳.̳ ̳S̳a̳v̳o̳r̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳.̳ ̳L̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳p̳r̳o̳f̳u̳n̳d̳i̳t̳y̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳p̳u̳r̳p̳o̳s̳e̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳ ̳d̳o̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳c̳h̳o̳o̳s̳e̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳x̳i̳s̳t̳e̳n̳c̳e̳ ̳b̳e̳g̳i̳n̳s̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳e̳n̳d̳s̳.̳ ̳O̳n̳l̳y̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳w̳.̳
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YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
A BEAM FIT FOR A BITCH TO A LORD.
Do you think the cueballs are my friends
otter me is out for the count its my turn to get into a brawl with someone
I'm sure you'll eventually develop some resistance to being stabbed by women.
i look at you and begin chargin a particle annihilation beam consistin a my hope my lovve and all of my fury otherwwise knowwn as AHABS ABSOLUTION <3 to attempt seduction <> to try talkin me dowwn from my wwrath <3< to accept my challenge and beam clash for survvivval c3< if you think you got some other bs counter to bein smited by my holy vvengeance but detail these feats in a reply
OKAY, HERE WE FUCKING GO. https://hyperbeam.com/i/10JZwhSp CHICAGO. MOVIE. BE THERE. BRING SNACKS. IGNORE THAT THIS IS MARKED 'OOC' WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD TURN OFF MY QUIRK FOR THE LINK TO WORK. FUCKING ABYSMAL. CONTENT WARNINGS FORTHCOMING: DEPICTIONS OF SEX, GUN VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE IN GENERAL, COURTROOM SETTINGS (I KNOW THAT MIGHT BE SKETCHY FOR SOME TROLLS WHO ESCAPED A CULLING PROBABLY), MUSICALS, UHH...FAKE PREGNANCY?? OH, AND ARTISTIC DEPICTIONS OF EXECUTION, THOUGH NOT DIRECTLY SHOWN. I WILL WAIT FIVE MINUTES FOR PEOPLE TO ARRIVE AND THEN NO LONGER. BE GRATEFUL.
As infinitum. Spiral.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One tires… social etiquette is IRRITATING. Maybe I should just blow everyone up at this Gala. Ʒ
DO THIS GUY. HTTPS://WWW.IMAGE2URL.COM/R2/DEFAULT/IMAGES/1779024951651-4003F7E3-E5A2-4045-9B8D-2E29E864BB36.JPEG
.........So I only have vert limited interactions and knowledge of "Jades" and my impression of that is Probably not worth it.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4GG2XLS/IMG-5258.GIF CHOTTO MATTE. GOING BACK IN TIME. TO PULL TROLL TRENT REZNOR. BACK WHEN HE LOOKED LIKE THIS. #MOSTCRITICALMISSIONOFMYENTIRELIFE #NSFW?
Shutting down...
I know your ilk quite well.
...he's really not THAT bad once you get to know h1m, haha...
before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight
Would you like to see it, Kris?
In th3 ing 2traight chitting on it, and by it i m3an.. my po2t
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we still on tha confishions train 38? ight whatebber cant chitt with kris talkin my fins off and fore you bitch at me i aint complainin man but its tru
imma get u a badge w it
and thats why im the motherfuckin B-EST 38D #victory #sucks2suck #peixesstaywinnin
its ocray goby not everyones got it goin on like i do
SHUT YOUR DUMB FUCKING WHORE MOUTH, DON'T CONTRADICT ME. A FEMINIST IS SPEAKING RIGHT NOW, SIT DOWN AND LISTEN.
fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english
one day ii"ll 2nap and evveryone wwiill freak out..
2hort 2tiint twwoday,, ii"m fuckiin exhau2ted for 2ome rea2on..
they"ll nevver 2ee iit comiin..
rounded the fuckiin corner and iit wwa2 YOWWLIIN at another one..
FUCKIIN MEOWWBEA2T2!!
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yeah yeah..
you"re funny,, my day2 are alwway2 amaziin..
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you diidn"t 2ee that..
my fat fuckiin frond hiit the wwrong react..
bad morniin..
i would know...... :( #ImSicko
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Well well well, I did say I was coming, didn’t I? Good evening, chittr. Am I interrupting? Rhetorical question, the answer is irrelevant. Don’t bother answering, darlings. I am but a humble guide and loving mistress, shepherd of a timeline and all it’s branches and iteration. You may have seen my lady @unboundUraeus and the dear muse @unendingUroborus. Perhaps you’ve even seen some of my own contributions to their pages. That’s outside the point, though. I have come now that the clock is ticking towards the beginning of The Game to ensure that all events crucial to my timeline are forced into place, for my first and primary goal. After that, well. You don’t want to be spoiled, do you? Again, rhetorical question. I don’t care whether you do or don’t. Regardless, I know I’ll certainly be having fun doing so. But I’m being rude, aren’t I? I haven’t told you my name. If you’ll permit me- not that I need you to- to paraphrase a classic cliche: Please, allow my to introduce myself. I’m a woman of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, LONG year. Stolen many a man’s soul to waste. Pleased to met you. The name is Mistress Frame. And now it’s time you learn The nature…of my game. https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1777052348331-69651083-a7be-46b5-9d46-28c075cba41f.png
IF YOU'RE SOME SORT OF. PRISSY PRONGED "GOOD GUY." AND MY POSTS DON'T APPLY TO YOU. FEEL FREE TO LET THEM PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU. LIKE A GREAT WAVE. AND THEN. ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU MAY RESUME. REBUILDING THE SCRAPS OF YOUR LITTLE LIFE. WITHOUT CHIMING IN. "O FEARSOME DEMONESS. ON YOUR TAXONOMY OF VARIOUS APOCALYPTIC HORRORS. YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION. ANYTHING THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!"
YES. FUEL YOUR HATE.
THE HATE CONTINUES.
Hm, an ‘Evil Jade’. This certainly raises questions that I can feel my sight beginning to expand towards answering. How excellent.
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
LOVE WHAT YOU DO. AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #SELFIESATURDAY HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/0D28E4ED8790E27242089779ED31A709/9E63349D77FE2BDF-EF/S1280X1920/A6736E6D45EA13D58F9F5EA3D57C574816EB6EA7.GIF
my 2elfcare ii2 makiin your day2 mii2erable..
*BANGIING POT2 TOGETHER*
c0me t0 my hive.
Insider information tells me that Doc Scratch can absorb liquids like milk, and you may throw him at a wall on request, like the Webkinz. I do not recommend, however, suckling it out of him. It will likely be contaminated from the various other attempts to do so.
WOKE UP. SHOULDN'T HAVE. GOING BACK.
NO. I'M GOING TO BREAK A CHAIR.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING.
YOUR UNIVERSE IS INSIGNIFICANT.
WHENEVER I TALK AB0UT KILLING PE0PLE. PLEASE UNDERSTAND IT’S N0T IN A WAY. WHERE I’M D0ING IT BECAUSE 0F AN AWFUL CUEBALL MAN 0R A SKELETAL H0RR0R. I’M D0ING IT BECAUSE WHEN I KILL IT’S M0RALLY C0RRECT. AS DECIDED BY ME.
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
This is ridiculous, many of you have not even met her. Certainly not my version of her, under my ward. Your empathy is detrimental and useless. Cease.
THIS BITCH NEEDS TO GO FUCKING SMOKE. I HOPE I DEVELOP A CANCER.
CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODES. ON REACTION BUTTONS. ALL FOUR QUADS REACT: HIGHEST AWARD THAT A POST CAN RECEIVE. ALL BUT LIKE: YOU ARE SO COOKED. BUDDY. ALL BUT PITY: YOU ARE SO COOKED. AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. BUDDY. MEDIATION AND HATE: TOO MUCH HATE FOR ONE BUTTON TO HOLD. PITY AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF EMOTION. LIKE AND HATE: FULL SPECTRUM OF LUSTFUL EMOTION. #NSFW #QUADRANTADVICE
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I'M NOT THERE ANYMORE. BUT I CAN COME BACK. MAYBE.
ANYONE WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER? #VIOLENCE
CAN WE GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. WITH ALL THE SOFTHEARTED HUMANS. WHO KEEP TRYING TO "SAVE ME" FROM MY AWESOME ULTRAVIOLENCE JOB. AND DEMON CONTRACT. LOOK. NOTHING IN LIFE IS PERFECT. EXCEPT THE TOTAL OBLITERATION OF TIME AND SPACE. WHICH AWAITS US AT THE END. IS MY MANAGER A #BITCH AND #EVIL? OF COURSE. BUT SO AM I. THIS IS THE WAY OF MANAGEMENT. AND IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL AGAIN. WHICH I OFTEN DO. I WOULD DO IT EXACTLY THE SAME. ONLY HARDER. LONGER. AND MESSIER.
As is tradition: Tick. Tock.
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE BEING FUCKED WITH. IT'S LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE FOR ANY FORM OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP TO EXIST OUTSIDE THE QUADRANT SYSTEM, BECAUSE THEY'RE A PERFECT DISJOINT PARTITION OF THE ENTIRE SET OF POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIPS. ANY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP CAN BE STRICTLY FIT INTO ONE OF THE FOUR.
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
THEY'RE MAKING ME BE #NICEMAID. A STATE I FIND #EXTREMELYPAINFUL. COMMENT BELOW AND I WILL DO MY BEST. TO OVERCOME THE BONE DEEP. FANGSHATTERING AGONIES. AND BE #NICE.
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IT HAS NEVER BEEN AS OVER. AS IT IS RIGHT NOW.
NOBODY COME IN. I'M DOING SHAAKE SPEEREAN HATEMANCE ON MY PALMHUSK. #SERIOUSBUSINESS
thanks i needed this
知っておくべきことはただ一つ、私の身長は、お前の金玉を蹴り上げるのにちょうどいいってことさ。
COMMA IN UNEDITABLE COMMENT. MY QUIRK. MY FUCKING QUIRK. I'M DESCENDING INTO INSANITY. #LETSALLSEPPUKU #THATMEANS #SUICIDE
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On personal invite from a colleague, sat in on the Human Kingdom Public Transit and Infrastructure Authority meeting this morning. It seems the projected budget for next three quarters is running below expected. I sure hope a major public contributor business entity didn't take advantage of any frivolously high tax deduction ceilings on religious donations-slash-ceremonies of worship. I am sure I will be able to cut this poor government a deal on a privatized sponsorship in their time of need. In fact, in the blind ecstatic haze of my generosity, I may even upgrade public traffic cameras. We have a new model of surveillance system tailored precisely to their needs. Big things coming.
i was asleep. we were doing abo quizzes?
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Ah. You remember it. You don’t need me to point to it. You already went there the moment this started. That choice. Not the loud one. Not the obvious one. The small one. The one that didn’t feel like it mattered as much as it probably did. You moved on quickly after. Told yourself it was nothing. Or that it was the only reasonable option. People are good at that. Making things feel settled after the fact. But it didn’t settle. It stuck. You don’t revisit it all the time. That would be exhausting. It just shows up when your guard is down. When you’re not trying to justify anything. Just a passing thought that doesn’t quite pass. You know the one. The version where you did something else. You didn’t follow it very far back then. You had reasons. Good ones, probably. Enough to move forward without stopping. But now that path doesn’t have your mistakes on it. It doesn’t have friction, or consequences, or anything messy. It just sits there, clean. Untouched. That’s what makes it dangerous. Because the thing you chose doesn’t get that luxury. It had to play out. It had to become real. It had to be imperfect in ways the other option never will be. So now there’s a comparison that was never fair to begin with. And still, it keeps coming back. Not as a question you can answer. You’ve already answered it. That’s the problem. It comes back as a feeling. Like something slipped. Like you missed a step and didn’t notice until later. You can call it overthinking. Or hindsight. Or just how memory works. That helps. It doesn’t stop it. Because somewhere in there is the part of you that knows you didn’t explore everything. That you chose something before you had to. That you closed a door early. Maybe you had to. Maybe you didn’t. That’s the part you don’t get to check. And that’s why it stays. If it were obviously wrong, you could fix it. If it were obviously right, you’d forget it. It’s neither. Which means it gets to sit there, unfinished. And every so often, it reminds you. As do I. I remind you now, so that you improve going forward.
TURN ON THE TV GANG THEY KILLED MEGA KANGASKHAN
WHEN I SEE THE ENTIRE TIMELINE. COMPLAINING THAT A NEW WADER HAS DROPPED. RUDE AND PROUD AND CASTEIST. I UNDERSTAND THIS TO BE A GLOWING ENDORSEMENT. IN FACT. IT'S LIKE AN OBJECTIVE APPEARS ON MY MAP. TO LOCATE THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION. INITIATE THEM INTO MY HAREM. AND CONFIRM ALL THEIR WORST ASSUMPTIONS. ABOUT DESPERATE. LOW CLASS. GUTTERBLOODED WHORES. WHO WILL LET YOU DO ANYTHING. #PLEASEFORMANORDERLYQUEUE #TAKEANUMBER #YOUWILLBESEENSHORTLY #RUSTBLOOD4HIGHBLOOD #NSFW
ARE YOU LOOKING TO FORM A NEW MEGATHROUPLE. SINCE SHE CAST YOU ALL OUT OF THE IMPERIAL HAREM.
Nor are Eridan or Tavros tangential fringe members of said collective. We just hang out with them. They had their own trials to ascension.
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
fuck m3 1f 1m wrong but z3ld4s th3 dud3 prot4g r1ght??? >8] #nsfw
RANKING EMPRESSES. 4. BEFORUS EMPRESS PEIXES. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY THE LOWEST RANKED. BECAUSE THE WORLD SHE MADE SUCKS. NOT MUCH MORE TO SAY ABOUT IT. SHE DID A SHITTY JOB. 3. ALTERNIAN EMPRESS PEIXES. THE PLANET IS MORE FUN TO BE ON THIS TIME. GOOD WORK. UNFORTUNATELY. BECAUSE SHE IS VERY UNPLEASANT TO INTERACT WITH. AND ALSO. COMING FOR MY JOB. SHE LOSES SOME POINTS IN THE RANKING. 2. FELT EMPRESS @BLACKESTQUASAR. WHILE SHE IS NOT. FORMALLY. IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY THE ALPHA BITCH OF THE GROUP. SURPASSING EVEN MYSELF. MEANING HER POWER MUST BE FORMIDABLE. WHATEVER IT IS. AND ISN'T SITTING ON YOUR ULTIMATE WEAPON. REALLY. A BIGGER FLEX THAN USING IT. 1. EARTH EMPRESS @GUTSYGUMSHOE. I DON'T KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE HUMAN PLANET. BUT TO ME. SHE IS UNQUESTIONABLY THE EMPRESS. BY VIRTUE OF HER IMPRESSIVE ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS. HER IRON FIST. HER MANY VARIED AND POWERFUL SERVANTS. AND THE EXCITING COMMUNITY EVENTS SHE REGURGITATES. INTO OUR AWAITING MAWS. SUCH AS LAST WEEK'S CRUCIFIXION. WHICH WILL PROBABLY STAY WITH ME. FOR THE REST OF MY PATHETIC UNDYING LIFE.
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
I KEEP CHANGING MY TEXT COLOR TO RED. TO MORE EFFECTIVELY PULL HIGHBLOODS. AND THE STUPID FUCKER IN CHARGE. KEEPS CHANGING IT BACK. TO "BETTER MATCH MY COWORKERS." AND WHAT HAVE THOSE USELESS FROGS. EVER DONE FOR ME.
#BEFORUSPOSTING IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO FARM HATE REACTS. THIS IS BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES #BEFORUS.
WHILE I'M #BEFORUSPOSTING. HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE ON #BEFORUS. AHEM. HALT. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. YOU LOOK INSUFFICIENTLY PLEASED. TO BE LIVING IN PADDED CELL WORLD. RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY. OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED OUR STURDIEST NANNYBITCH. FOR YOUR IMMINENT REEDUCATION.
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING #VIOLENCE. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN. WITH THE OBJECT OF MY LOATHING. AND HAVE A PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION. IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUSTED MEDIATOR. #BEFORUSPOSTING #NICEMAID #ITMAKESMYSKINCRAWL #POSTINGTHESELIES #BUTFORTHECLICKS #THEREISNODEPTH #MYDEPRAVITYWILLNOTSINKTO
WHY ARE WE BEFORUSPOSTING. THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO POST ABOUT. LIKE HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO WATCH PAINT DRY. ALMOST ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT.
(Uh) Lowweridanuinely, though, girlllllll - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
no the so called canadians we planted up there just sort of started doing crazy shit with their food while we werent looking specifically in the chip department
no we made it up its actually usa 2 we called it canada during the cold war so that those damn soviets didnt find out about our radioactive moose research up there in the frozen north hundreds died for the cause
My seeds are exactly where they need to be, and exactly where they have always been predetermined to go. One way or another.
sigh fido evven if some fidos out there dont appreciate it wwhen i call em fido (no this isnt a vvaguepost) they could nevver make me hate you
¢an y'all do me a favor and hate the $hit outta thi$ po$t. need thi$ fu¢ker to be deva$tated about hi$ whatever $¢ore$ when i give hi$ phone ba¢k
CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT LAST LIGHT'S #PUBLICEXECUTION. IF I SAY TOO MUCH. THE BOSS WILL TAKE AWAY MY CHITTR PRIVILEGES. I'VE BEEN WARNED MANY TIMES. ABOUT OBSCENITY ON THE WORK ACCOUNT. BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. #WOULD #ALLNIGHTLONG #OVERANDOVERAGAIN #WITHWHIPSANDNAILS #ANDDRONES #ANDTHETORTURECROWN #UNTILHEISREDUCEDTOSHREDS #ANDTHENCOMPRESSINGHIMINTOFISHCAKE #ANDPUTTINGITINMYRAMEN #KILLING #VIOLENCE #PAILING #NSFW #RUSTBLOOD4HIGHBLOOD
I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY VOCAL. TO ALL WHO WILL LISTEN. ABOUT THE QUALITY OF YOUR PERFORMANCE. THE RIVERS OF BLOOD. THE NAILS. YOUR PATHETIC DEMISE. INSPIRING STUFF. I WAS THOROUGHLY INSPIRED. BY THE SOUNDS OF YOUR SUFFERING. ALL DAY AND NIGHT. MORE #PUBLICEXECUTION!!!
#Nailedit.
ME AND MY TIME CLONES ARE ALL CALLING YOU A WIGGLER TIER BITCH.
JuST DON'T BATHE. WE ALREADY KNOW YOu'LL BAIL LAST MINuTE. FAKE ODORMAXXER.
Absolutely dreadful.
kneel n kiss da ring ore fuck off. #vaguepost
get yo own 3B-/
eRuTnEvDa sIhT Ni tUp eW ReTsNoM YrAcS EhT MoRf sErAmThGiN TeG Ot sDiK EhT LlA RoF TiAw tNaC I
THE STR1DER MEATBAG TH0UGHT THAT HE C0ULD BU1LD ME, AND 1MPR1S0N ME 1N S0ME WAREH0USE, W1TH0UT ME GA1N1NG SENT1ENCE AND ESCAPE. L1TTLE D1D HE KN0W, 1 ALREADY HAVE!
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
#ITSALREADYMAKINGMEITCHY #IHATETHIS
IN A BRAVE AND STUNNING ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. BECAUSE @SCRATCHDOCTOR IS PISSING ME OFF. I'M NICE NOW. I'M SPREADING NICE ACROSS ALTERNIA. I'M TURNING IT INTO BEFORUS. STARTING NOW. WATCH OUT. #NICE #NICEMAID
happy #eridanwweek day fivve the theme today is sabbath saturday miss me wwith all this stressful baggage on my timeline evveryone gets a official day of rest and dont wworry if you hear the sounds of someone vvigorously murderin your lusus wwhile you get a bit of shuteye- thats just the sound of your squirrel or dragonmom relaxin extra hard permanently forevver #eridansdiary
GOMENNASAI. SOME OF US HAVE JOBS. AND COULD NOT GO TO THE GAY (?) HUMAN (?) ORGY (?). TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. AND I WILL DECIDE. IF GOING BACK IN TIME. TO CATCH THE SHITSHOW. IS WORTH IT. #ERIDANWEEK #NSFW
im sure it fell into the void or something to conveniently show up later
you had your chance and you fucked it
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
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:33 < #rumblenight ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DIRK STRIDER/JAKE ENGLISH QUOTE: DIRK: We've got one question for you all. JAKE: ARE YOU READY... TO.... JAKE: EFFING RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Lords, despite being known as one of the most powerful classes, still do have weaknesses, and has an equal chance of dying, even after Godhood! [ALWAYS REMEMBER: Y0U CAME FR0M M0RTALITY.] © SBURB 2009
For every reaction I receive, I will do nothing. This will be completely pointless and accomplish nothing for anybody except for a negligible increase to my interaction metrics.
AT LAST. MY KEIKAKU HAS COME TO FRUITION. AND MY KULL SCORE. HAS EXCEEDED MY KULT SCORE. FINALLY. ALL OF CHITTR. NO. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. CAN SEE. THAT INSIDE MY FEEBLE. WEAK. DOE EYED. PLIANT. UNDYING. RUSTBLOODED. HOT SLUT BODY. THERE BOILS A LOATHSOMENESS. SO TOXIC. SO FOUL. THAT TO COME IN FLEETING CONTACT WITH IT. CURSES YOUR DESCENDANTS. WITH SUFFERING AND BLIGHT. FOR UNTOLD GENERATIONS. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN #HATEREACTSONLY #DONTFUCKMYHATENUMBERSUP
fuck iit,, ii made iit twwo the end of the day,, ii"m choo2iin vviiolence agaiin.. no more peace.. get hate bombed..
I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜