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I miss Earth food and alcohol. I don't want to eat a spiky "oblong meat product". #substance
✨ I was told that a human holiday was happening, So for the tour i decided to wear something a little special today. Happy Easter my little monsters! #happyeaster #holiday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d84b10b5b86.png ✨
Evil jack be like "Im putting my knives up no more stabs"

i feel mildly uncomfortable by this and i dont knoww wwhy
Okay its time @jadeyHarls AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
[It's a screenshot of a stream overlay. On the left is Nost(_)s herself - extremely b(_)ff, extremely big, and swinging a hammer at something barely c(_)t off at the edge of the camera. On the (_)pper right is a glowing-hot piece of metal - yo(_) can see the hammer hitting it, mostly by the place where the metal is blocked o(_)t. And in the bottom left is a space for chat - someone has spammed "test message" a b(_)nch of times.] Progress.
I'm starting to think that someone should help Itchy. I don't know how I would help. But someone should
Fuck you, I’m eating my eggs.
Slept over at a human's hive! You humans have such cute hives. :^)
(I have extra cameras already, this is part of why setting (_)p is taking me so long. And why I'm not doing it today.)
wow, these people are freaks. thank gog I’m the only normal person here ::::)
I'm going back to being blissf(_)lly seperate from whatever this latest fad of ridic(_)lo(_)sness is and poking aro(_)nd in my forge instead.
:33< https://i.imgur.com/IZ1vGDP.png :33< happy furkin egg day mew fureaks :33< #nsfw ish
:33< im the video game troll! :33< im the one who wins!!!
I think a ballpit would make whatever the hell happens tonight 100x better.
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Anyway I now need to go make s(_)re my forge will act(_)ally be s(_)itable for streaming. Back in. Some amo(_)nt of time.
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
:33< chittpurr lend meow mewre powpurr!!! :33< im gonna mewse shitpeta beam 3!!!
Shitpeta dont hate that Its time to put aside our hate to rob HICs sushi
Checking something. Please hold. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/monstro(_)s.png
The plot for me and kris to rob sushi begins
:33< im in :33< i only n33ded the last furd to be in
I've been informed by the p(_)ps that I am 'too old to be a streamer' and 'smithing isn't cool eno(_)gh to stream'. So I'll be starting my new streaming career tomorrow so long as I can get hold of a camera and tripod.
:33< if nyall nefur b33n in a call with mewr furiends fur 12 hours straight what are mew doing?
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა feeling awoo today
On consideration there's probably some val(_)e to be had in streaming the creation of weapons. Is magic against the TOS?
|X|'m mak|x|ng a p|x|nned post. Apolog|x|es for the length. Graduated top of my class from the G|x|rl Fr|x|day |X|nst|x|tute. Employed by "Sh|x|tpeta #f|x|ghtme Le|x|jon" . My str|x|fe spec|x|bus |x|s penc|x|lk|x|nd. My fetchmodus |x|s Papework. My Lusus |x|s waspmom who l|x|ves |x|n my ha|x|r |X| have no t|x|me for quadrents as|x|de from pale wh|x|ch |x|s currently f|x|lled by my coworker "Troll Susan" My real name |x|s Beckey Sandrs and my trolltag |x|s bureaucrat|x|cStenographer [BS]
This has been my low effort Warframe weapon review.
N(_)mber three, beca(_)se all good things come in threes. D(_)al Skana (TWO swords, how to(_)gh), and Coda Sporothrix, beca(_)se when yo(_) headshot someone with it they explode in a clo(_)d of b(_)rning gas.
There will be some fuck shit, I'm afraid.
A qu|x|ck p|x|cture from my vacat|x|on last sweep. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/LY0UDg3.png

Prob2 wont though. I got way b3tt3r thing2 to do than what3v3r pand3monium br3ak2 out thi2 tim3 around
Picking my top weapons from warframe for ease of creation and levels of warcriming. N(_)mber one in both: The Skana, for ease (It's j(_)st a sword), and the Coda Hema for warcriming (It shoots *leeches* and is the Hema, which is a warcrime in and of itself).
It took you 7 min(_)tes to notice and like this, I'm shaming yo(_).
Not all day, I have other things to do at some point, go enjoy the end of eridan week.
My wifes here Im gonna get bullied all fucking day now
Sho(_)ld I grade these weapons by how easy they'd be to make, or how many ethical concerns they bring (_)p...?
Apparently I missed my h(_)sband being made f(_)n of. For this great personal fail(_)re on my part, I can only apologise. As payback, I will share a photo of myself. Tagging j(_)st in case. #nsfw https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Photograph.png

Bro2 got a chittr d3adman2 2witch
isn't every time kitty time? i suppose it doesn't make the announcement any less pertinent. the people must know it's kitty time.
I am offering a small token for any questions directed tolight. A mini chocol8te egg or a caro8 altern8tive for those with chocol8te sensitivities, in exchange for a thoughtful, genuine question given to me today. The inquiry may span any su8ject; I welcome intellectual curiosity across disciplines. Incidentally, I recently encountered a Mituna who was loudly serenading the air with the lyric: “Coming out of my cave and I’ve 8een doing just fine. Gotta get out 8ecause I’ve 8een revived.” A curious refrain, and now it's stuck in my head. ::::/
I hope that I'm not just some chittr user to you and more like some sort of thing under a microscope that you kind of want to poke, but mostly want to stay the hell away from you.
a silly little question, has anyone here ever played a game called sgrub?
nah man there aint a damn thing f༄r ya in the past. just take the Ws and Ls as they c༄me and keep it pushing
→HOW DO ♈︎ TOUCH A METAPH♈︎S♈︎CAL CONSTRUCT?
i think its rlly funny to see my sister get called short. how does it feel, you giant? btw im 5' even :/
HM. I THINK I'D SAVE IT FOR A ONE-TIME INSTANT TELEPORT OR SOMETHING SIMILARLY TRANSIENT. IT'S NOT AS IF IT WAS STIPULATED THAT THE WISH'S EFFECTS WOULD REVERSE, JUST THAT IT WOULD END OR NOT TAKE EFFECT.
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
This is all I have. #vagueposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6772.jpeg
why are we yessing? i see multiple people yessing.
it’s okay friend, i’d prefer to make some cookies from scratch :)
jade and i are watching beastwars so this is going to be a fun one
s1t by a waterfall and l1sten closely, you m1ght remember one of your past l1ves.
when chittr dies its like small town oldheads making facebook text posts talking ab some "did anyone else feel that earthquake"
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You may take up the 8lade alongside me if you so choose.
YES!!!! Veŗy gȭȭd! If Samuaŗi ħad gȭld staŗs I wȭuld give yȭu ȭne!
Upon recent investigations, it seems the cherub portal that has brought me here has been slashed and dismantled with what appears to be a bladed weapon, based on the damage. Although it is completely unusable, I could study its infrastructure and attempt to... repair it. Maybe. Possibly. I don't know.
blessed by the un1verse are those who have room for k1ndness desp1te hav1ng been wronged for the1r ent1re l1ves, 1t takes courage and strength to not turn your back on a world that has done so to you.
fuuuucccckkkkkkkk im so fucking AWESOMEEEEEEEE https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/58e0d6ac3d4e39d553015ed728aad5fd.jpg
Llevyn Bllaidd is pllaying KaijuFall 2!
m00d. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/4b59564d9f856510b8fcc778d41b8f59.jpg
((Hope nobody is too annoyed by Bill popping up to reply to random chitts I can think of good Bill lines for
Oh! I should mention...I am always availa8le to listen to interesting stories or esoteric historical facts! I try to gather as much relevant data as I can, 8ut sincerely, if anyone has any inquiries a8out certain matters, I am a pretty well-versed scholar of history and folklore. Don't hesit8te to DM me questions and we can make an exchange! ::::)
Ladies, Gentllemen, assorted other Things:tm:, I have been GIFTED a ROYAL TIARA by an heiress hersellf. I bellieve this now quallifies me for the titlle of MONARCH OF MONEY. Pllease go about your business I have no orders or anything.
There was a certain point where I had hit a halt in my studies on certain aspects of Alternia...particularly those related to that of its sinister orchestrator. Certainly there were legends aplenty a8out the Demoness and her duty towards a mysterious master, 8ut most of the mythology directly regarding the actual lord she served were frustratingly vague. This was no dou8t 8y design, though. I already struggle to glean meaningful writings from the church of the mirthful messiahs, 8ut there is strong evidence suggesting that there certainly was something that they knew a8out the apocalypse and how it correlated to the Lord of Time. What has remained a frustrating mystery has 8een the machines. Twin gates decorated with cheru8 heraldry and a certain key. It's really a shame that there isn't a relia8le source of recollection I can uncover. May8e in due time I'll 8e a8le to find out more.
actually you know what NO i AM right and broccoli on pizza IS good and so are figs and goat cheese just not on the same pizza it isnt MY fault you have the tastebuds of a fucking toddler!!!!!

I only went once and the experience was really really subpar.
1nvest 1n the well be1ng of your m1nd, body, and soul. take a moment and wander the world and behold what beauty l1es 1n wa1t for those who would take the chances to f1nd 1t.
PLEasE pass thE mILk pLEasE pLEasE pass thE mILk

7ou're in his dms, i'm in someone else's dms we are not the same
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
Initially I was rather excited to see a few iter8tions of figures from 8eforan history occasionally popping in on this we8site, 8efore I remem8ered that the luster of gr8 trolls of legend loses a little 8it of their allure once you realize who they actually are. Which I suppose is simply people. Still! There is some historical merit to 8e gleaned from it that I hope I can actually use. Even if this particular social media site doesn't seem to 8e the most useful for more scholarly pursuits. If you look at it in a certain way, taking on the role of a more passive o8server would 8etter suit my research on Chittr users? I'll have to think on it.
(I saw "the thing" and perked up like a dog hearing the word walk. Shoutout john carpenter)
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Remember to support your local post office!
Instructions unclear I am charging my hypurrr beam attack now mew~ 💖✨

sanguine my brother <3
There's a certain human cele8r8tion tomorrow of some manner of anthropological intrigue! The hop8east of "Easter" is actually a 8it more of a nuanced figure than just some animal doling out eggs. Apparently, it also acted as a judge for human children, similar to the "Saint Nick" that is cele8r8ted with another Christian holiday. Now, much like with the jolly old human, the Easter Hare also has alleged associations with paganism and old gods, specifically to that of springtime, 8ut there's never 8een any real evidence of this other than popularized hearsay.

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Wednesday's Journal, Entry 2 ---------------------------- Experiment 1: Day 2 Today is April 4th, 2026. Yesterday, I collected most of what I needed to make my husband. All that I require for him now is a fresh brain. However, that can wait until tonight. For now, I shall work on constructing his body. My research proved fruitful of those who have recently been buried in the graveyard. Which wasn't hard, as I keep my eye on it anyways. Who doesn't want to keep an eye out for zombies or vampires? I found the perfect candidates for my work and took the best parts from each. Now, they lay on my work table, ready to be sewn together and reborn. As I continue, thoughts have been coming up. Some might find this morally reprehensible. That is fine. They do not need to understand. My husband is for me and me alone. I do know my family will adore him. He could even be a friend to Lurch. How sweet, I think. Lurch deserves a friend. He has been our dedicated butler since before I was born. Now, I will return to my work. These parts need to be stitched together with the utmost precision. I can't have my husband walking around with a shoddy stitch job. Once night falls, I will go back out and retrieve my beloved's brain. -------------------------------------------------------------------- #gore #bodyhorror #wednesdaysjournal
some people would choose the scary toast makes you think

Cats.
that bitch owes me $300.
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DISMISSIVE REPLY WHERE I INSINUATE THAT YOUR QUADRANTS ARE OTHERWISE OCCUPIED FOLLOWED BY AN INCITEMENT TO END YOUR OWN LIFE
i feel like the only one who takes being a god seriously :p it sucks!
strangers need to stop treating me like a friend is all im saying !!! i dont know any of them !!! and being friends with new people feels immoral to do as a god ! it is bias !!!
one of those 1s ach1evable, 1 shall start gr1nd1ng some coffee beans.
I h^ve ^ query for the open minded. Do you believe in m^gic? Th^t there ^re some forces in this world beyond me^sur^ble ^nd expl^in^ble c^use?
My page has a deadly toXin with a 50% chance to have been released in the last 24 hours.
https://i.imgflip.com/8p52qq.jpg Itchy right now @itChy
i log into this vwebsite and read peoples chitts before i evwen givwe the day a chance and thats on me.
Be kind to your friends. 2 for 1 Apple Fritter deal today. For friendship. 🍎
\ 0n a call w1th s0me fr1ends r1ght n0w. ab0ut t0 r0ll s0me d1ce! /
Did you know? In 2001, the Microsoft Xbox https://www.teamxlink.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/4/4e/Xbox_Console.jpg/1200px-Xbox_Console.jpg
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help
TO EVERYONE WHO REGRETS. GOING TO #ERIDANWEEK. I TOLD YOU. IT BLOWS AND WON’T END WELL. SUB TO MY BLOGS TO GET. MY WARNINGS PLUS THE LATEST NEWS. #PLUG #TOLDYOUSO
Can you guys see my filegarden images this is a test https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-04-04_150811938.png
i shouldve gotten that divorce before i fucking dipped
I Believe It Is A Human Religious Holiday Tomorrow, Which I Assume Is Rather Exciting Yes?
:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
Good d4y, 4ll.
shout out to my friends #myfriends i miss you
money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit
I am in fact a #daddysmoney girl. I love spending my dad's money and feeling like a princess.
i would say i told you so about the impending doom of #eridanweek but yall should have known better. it does not take a doom player to know
:33 < oh yeah, i love the waffle fight pits :33

Gu322 ill di3 now

#Ri23AndGrin3
And nothing bad happened from everyone puffpuffpassing a fucking carnival lollipop. The end.

I can 3x3rci23 you, thi2 can b3 your phy2. 3d Ch3at on your mat32prit homi3 AHHH i tri3d to 2n3ak through th3 door man Can't mak3 it, can't mak3 it, thi2 2hit'2 2tuck OUTTA MY WAY 2ON DOOR 2TUCK DOOR 2TUCK PL3A23, I B3G YOU. W3'R3 D3AD YOU'R3 A G3NUIN3 BULG3 2UCK3R #n2fw

Conkussion?No... hang over. #Eridanweek lives to se another day!
next time youre in the dbubbles hit me up

Im on it

Im 2o glad I 2tay3d hom3 la2t night and did r3gular drug2 and not crazy p3opl3 drug2 #2ub2tanc3

Like t his post to #help me #helpme
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i think i'm gonna dig some video games out of my closet.

first thing i woke up to by the way.

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youre likeee so lame and stuff random bro or broetteee
right yeah that about tracks not really worth getting your sailor hat in a twist over though isnt it doesnt really matter if its the same old ship or not what matters is that it floats dont reallt give a fuck if the me from five years ago isnt in here i gotta get the fuck around cape cod
man now i wanna lynx but i dont think the others would appreciate it
today's a sit around and do nothing in shorts kind of day.
Like!! Good whatever-Light-is-Outside everyone~
Humans have a biological imperative to find their young 'cute', to the point where they find young of all mammalian species cute, and will raise them alongside their own. It's fascinating!
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek

I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
Xenosociological fact: Human lusii, known as 'parents', often raise their young for up to nine sweeps, and in groups of two, three, or four. Some parents have more than ten young they raise at a time!

Id lov3 to tak3 you to th3 movi32 but th3y dont allow you to bring your own 2nack2
Hello! I'm currently working on a study regarding the sociological implications of human and troll culture intersecting. I'm looking for trolls who have had eXtensive interactions with humans and vice versa. Thanks!
I think I am just surprised that I have apparently gotten off scott free for my complacency in reality-wide atrocities. I have so much bad karma at this point, it is like the forces of nature are fighting over who gets to kick my ass first.
The only way to top this #eridanweek is for me and kris to beam attack, reducing it to ash

Y3ah If not wh3r3 wa2 it 2o I can d3finit3ly not go th3r3 on accid3nt
:33 < it sounds to me like there are a lot of users experiencing some pain this morning :33 < they hopped off a sugar rush! now they are in a sugar dawdle! :33 < i have some very good advice with how to deal with this __how to deal with a bad bad bad not good sugar rush__ - drink up!! your body is meowing out "arghhh [your name], me want normal fluids so baddd, me too full of bad sw33t ingredients!" do not ignore the mewings of your body! - sl33p up! this is a resty day for you! hop up in your recuperacoon and take it easy. if you are a human, uhhh sl33p in your human recuperacoon! - dont eat sw33ts today #duhhh. may i recommend opening that maw up for a big chunk of meat?? ;33 - scold ampurra cuz its #eridanw33k so he most likely bought bad sw33ts. which i am sorry for throwing you under the purrverbial scuttlebuggy but it sounds to me the sw33ts you provided suck?? - have fun! :DD #nepetips #omgilovethatpun #wearek33pingthat #wewillmakeithappen

@mall3abl3P3r2onag3 Th3 r3al GOAT #100thfollow3r Buy th3ir track2. Or 3l23.

http2://i.ibb.co/chXJBvgt/imag3.png Thi2 on3 i2 my 23cond favorit3. I thought it wa2 funny to put n3xt to my bionic arm

http2://i.ibb.co/v4Xnx1bV/imag3.png Thi2 on32 my third fav3 cau23 it2 a tribut3 tattoo for my lu2u2. 2orry my 2ick bikini i2 in th3 way #n2fw? #tit

http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117813279_0a4QNCoj8b0yuIi.png Two way ti3 for 4th On3 i2 my fav flow3r. Th3 oth3r i2 a cool 2kull and dagg3r with th3 phra23 "Vincit Qui 23 Vincit" If you can t3ll m3 what that m3an2 without gor3gling it you a r3al on3

Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
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:33< thats happening in anyathpurr timeline dont furry :))
:33< i gotta wait fur the dinpurr to open i want their chocolate chip pancakes
:33< oooooo mew want to pet the kitty oooooo!!!

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B33 < sorry its kinda a nyathing meme BX33 < also sorry youre cold if that wasnt clear
B33 < its that furicking ice mummy again isnt it
Don't know how i got access to a weird idiot site run by weird idiot aliens but at least there's no humans here.
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
Collect My Pages. Collect My Circus. Bite My Bytes Or Spend Five Nights At Freddy's.
You Need Atleast 2 Notebooks Before You Can Use These Doors
1 notrhing wrong with me 2 i'm a normaly guy 3 i can enter a space 4 nothing wrong with me

glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
i remember flarping i wasnt there but a couple buddies of mine were all over that thing straight up slobbing on that hot new social media good times not for me but funny when people would bitch to me about it
i think everyone should do crime. at least a little bit.
ghosts can still chuff a fat dart hotbox that haunted house do it for me #substanceabuse
smmokeinng steel-cut oats annd by steel-cut oats i mmeann weed i crushed with a spoonn annd bowl like a fuckinng cavetroll because i lost mmy grinnder #substannce
:33< im purring at mew!!! :33< guys guys!!! :33< mewre getting purred at!
“CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT” IS FOR SUCKERS! IF YOU NEED TO DEVELOP, YOUR CHARACTER JUST SUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE! ALL THE COOL GUYS STAY EXACTLY THE SAME, FOREVER, AND AVOID ALL FORMS OF REGRET AND REFLECTION UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? ▼
A beanbag, they're perfect for lounging in Also can't help if I rock natural resting-bitch-face
<3-Nothin-special,-shampoo,-conditioner,-fish-oil.
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:33< mew got it :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png
You know, fishing (the practice itself) actually has a fascin8ting history! Even 8efore we had proper civiliz8tions on 8oth Earth and Alternia, sapient species were practicing fishing. The method has actually remained fairly consistent for millions of sweeps, and it's even suggested that the rich proteins found in fish was a contri8uting factor to increased 8rain capacity! #FishingFriday #FishingFacts
The only thing I am fishing for. Is justice.
I was and still am the 8est FLARPER ever.
Excellent. One Bakugan taken from your enemy is worth twenty Bakugan to you.
Troll Confucius once said: in order to confuce your enemy, you must first confuce your enemy, then you must first confuce yourself. I have no idea what he meant by that.

What is odd about the phrasing of this altercation.

Speak for yourself!
:33< mods show that lord a picture of his parents in 10 sw33ps
((Seriously a big thank you to everyone who has reached out and asked how I am doing after everything these past few days. I may be new to this community but I appreciate it a lot. I hope to get to know you all a lot more, and let's get plotting! )) #nyxtalks
i am the 8est chittr user ever
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???why everyone take eat egg??? ???what fuck??? ???do not the egg???
I am always aura farming!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/digicamfx-original-2026-04-03T19-57-07.jpg
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
I lowkey don't even fw god tiers all that much. You think you have someone in a perfect trap and then BAM they turn themselves into actual light????

pppl please stop crashing chittr i hhave an addiction yo u cant do this to me please
I DO THAT AND I CONFIRM THEY DO HIT ME
Explosive news! @malleablePersonage has exploded Why? No idea! Stay tuned
HMM OKAY WHATEVER YOU SAY MISS MALLEABLE
Ah. I remember this! A woman came into my office sobbing and she begged me to find her missing husband. I found him in a bar... He regularly frequented.
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british people would have probably said chrezi pyroap
xx_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM_DOOM!!_DOOM_DOOM_DOOOOOM!_xx
WhaT Do YoU GuyS ThinK Of ThiS FoR A PSA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/052d43c3c261.png
:33 < kitty shaped, purrlease
Okay, but what if I'm wearing really cool knee high socks that have penguins on them???? Isn't that worth seeing?????
I almost forgot it was #funnymailboxfriday . https://i.postimg.cc/6QqPBMJz/image.png
Wordle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had to think for a moment, but I was lucky.
Mindfang solos ur fav
Here is the only photograph I have gotten of my boss. He is quite the dashing guy if I do say so myself. https://i.ibb.co/5xxqJCFf/image-2026-04-03-095156505.png
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You're welcome, Citizen.

Im not going to lie my busted chops still ache something fierce from the doublefisted beatdown i received last night. Egads! Who knew a lady so prone to busting her spigot had a wind up like that.
Can someone do me a favourr an' just knock me out? Need t' sleep.
already havve 2ome people blocked but that"2 becau2e they actually pii22ed me the fuck off..
I have the opportunity to visit the library today. I am most excited as being in my current dingy office building is bland. James, the accountant, has yet again left a box of chocolates on my desk. I have yet again poured the same amount of sugar into his gas tank.
tiime twwo make my con2ciiou2ne22 evveryone"2 problem..
I do believe people like my photographs. This is great news for me. I take many of them. https://i.ibb.co/mrTvNyVF/image-2026-04-03-050831892.png
Good news! The Wii Forecast Channel is still online. Bad news is, it hasn't been updated for a few months on account of the whole death-of-the-world thing.
I've made a break in the case! It seems eridanweek is some kind of torture "trolls" enjoy. How peculiar... But I am none the less excited to know more about "trolls". This concept of enjoying torture is mysterious to me but I am not one to judge.
some trolls beliIieve iIim agaiIinst the caste system and a traiIitor to the empiIire but they havent consiIidered iIit was just a prank
B33 < its simple stuff, really B;33 < you just have to give them a mixtape and show your abs
Ch4t, how do 1 b4g 4 b4dd13, 4s th3y s4y.
1t 1s troubl3som3 4ctu4lly. >:[
Why are so many "trolls" admitting to crimes. This is odd.
Do not. I can buy you one.
I’d kill for a 8urger right now.
♡k I’m g♡nna g♡ sleep this shit ♡ff. H♡pe I wake up later
back in college i lived off campus with a pet cat and live-in boyfriend. whenever i would baby talk the cat, the boyfriend would respond too. i wont say i dont miss having a grown man respond to "here kitty kitty."
8=D < I am indeed glad I joined such a site as this. I can share... my interests with all of you.
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up and throws mew onto a pile of blankets*
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? One of our [EMPL0YEES] is now [BANNED] from making "Deez Nuts" jokes. © SBURB 2009
:33< i want mew in my room :33< something something something something something :33< and something something something!
Have I missed anything particularly riveting in the past day or so? I've been terribly busy, I'm afraid.
I ROLLED 18 WHICH IS NOT INTERESTING ON ITS OWN BUT I DID ROLL FOUR 4S
It feels glorious to know I am a value to society. Perhaps there is glory in being a detective but that comes with any job.
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/======================================\ || My idea now. || || || || All shall fear my 1 billion floor || || jumpscare mansion with puzzles and || || fps gameplay and a grappling hook || || section. || || || \======================================/
usually i smack my flashlight a few times. that makes it last a bit longer if i'm having battery problems!
ADVENTURE?! 🤩Well, why didn't you just say so sooner?! *{Snaps my fingers and sends you to shrimp town!}*
That's not what today is at all. Stop losing them. Find them yourself. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
Just swindled some rich seadwelling idiot out of fried dough from #eridanweek. This too is praxis.
tHeSe rEaLlY ArE ThE AmAzInG DiGiTaL CiRcUs dAyS!
iF YoU LiStEn vErY CaReFuLlY SoMeTiMeS YoU CaN FiNd sEcReT PoMnIs!
NO THEY'VE ACTUALLY PASSED A LAW BANNING IT TRUST ME
:33< gr33tings furom the futpurr i clawme with a dire warning! :33< meow! :33< that is all!

I wish I could rechit replies.

Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
My beautiful descendants! It's an old picture, but I still love it so muc)( 3X) https://i.postimg.cc/cHH0zNJr/descendant.png
On my journey to “Everybody who likes you” Island, I passed “Everyone who is mad at you” Island and noticed it’s been uninhabited for years. I’ve sent a team of scientists to analyze the soil, sorry.
🍌- HEY I NEED TO BORROW A LONG RANGE GUN. K. ROOL JUST DUMPED A BUNCH OF TRASH ALL OVER THE BEACH OF MY ISLAND. I WANNA SHOOT HIM IN THE ASS AND SEE IF HIS TAIL FALLS OFF.
damp log. and mushrooms. and burrowing. in the dirt. yep. its #beetletime.
Also, the Super Mario 64 Personalization AI story is perhaps the very proof that online fools will dance to any jig.
DIGIREBEL 207777 WAS ALWAYS GOOD, ACTUALLY. YES, EVEN BEFORE THEY FIXED ALL THE BUGS. VERMINSHIT PROGRAMMING IS STILL ARTISTICALLY INTERESTING.
How did we let creepypastas such as 'Smile Dog' and 'Jeff the Killer' dominate the horror genre of the internet when much more frightening stories and events were happening simultaneously? Perhaps I should write a dissertation on the undeserved fame of these lesser stories.
[Kazumo Kaiaug has posted an image!] (It’s Callie Mallie hanging upside down from a flagpole by her knees and typing something on her phone while she does)
B33 < ughhhhh B33 < litterally battle of my two internal children rn B33 < i think its gotta be spirited away beclaws mythologizing the expurrience of moving to a new place with new rules as a kid is furicking peak

And so he spoke, and so he spoke That lord of Castamere But now the rains weep o'er his hall With no one there to hear Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall And not a soul to hear
SoMeone Parked Illegally Outside My Office Today. So I Lifted Their Buggy Up Over My Shoulder And Carried It Six Blocks Down The Street! Ahahahahaha
My boss. Is yapping my ear off. Help.
:33 < BEAKING NEWS! Chittr user and prolific clown @clownBae has dropped some SICK FIRE by the title of #BIGFATA$$! A wonderfurrly clowny song that I suggest mew listen to at least once to get a f33ling for the direction the mewsic industry may be headed! It's good to know if you're trying to bag a shawty with her fronds right on the pulse of whats hip :3c Have a listen here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjP2hLxUaKs

... I didn't even know we got Bhad Grubbie for Marvus' #eridanweek single.
#BIGFATA$$ OUT NAO ON ALL PLATFORMZZ ⏩ https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV share w ur friends or ur l8me && wont git a billion bux https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82a821e604c8.png
#nowplaying - cannibalism by slayyyter best song evr. version frm the new album bc the title is also me bt if it saud earth c instead <3 https://open.spotify.com/track/6jMEUqnoREUTIJyVqJaWth?si=w7akFQMrRHWiudKenAE-hA
THIS ONE. *IS* EASY: @uNBOuNDuRAEuS HELLO uRAEuS. YOu ARE A MANIPuLATIVE BITCH. WHO THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. FOR NO GOOD REASON.
I could stand to look at you every morning and not feel incredible disgust. @timaeusTestifunked
:33 < purridan's purrple hair really brings his outfit together. :33 < i dont think he would be able to bring the same energy withmeowt it.
:33 < this is a public purrvice ameowncement https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3646621278.2459/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
:33< im what the cool kids call :33< a widdle kitty cat meow meow meow meow meow aw33333333 whos a good kitty yes mew are yes mew are
:33 < burgpurr. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/4d/04/524d04972125331cc0d6191c93ea489f.jpg
:33< burgpurr yummy :33< furies too!
My blocks are growing numerous, I feel the energy flow within me from the pure spite... yes, keep crying about Daddy Hal hating you.
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
Vnderstxxd This will read as a plan tx vindikate intxleranke as svrely as it is written Vnderstand Kxntempt bxrn xf klear perkeptixn is a birthright tx thxse whx khannel it txward prxgressixn Preserve life thrxvgh lxathing Awaken hxpe with hatred Wrest insight frxm xvtrage This is a birthright and xbligatixn #lyriks #lyrikpxsting
The best of my chickens. Do Not call me weird. I am normal. You're the freak. You freak. #nsfw #taxidermy https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Untitled12_20260402083225.jpeg
{i swear to gog if i walk into another card shop and get sucker punched with a wall of *stank* i'm coming back and burning it to the ground. why do you gotta live up to the stereotype? take a shower. #deoderant}
{like seriously just wanna go play cards i don't wanna have to fight for my life on the way *every time*}
i love spreading true information through roleplay. AKA i have a mint allergy and there actually is a cinnamon toothpaste on the market that doesn't cause your mouth to tingle for hours afterwards. this has been: i fucking hate mint so fucking much. however i currently use bubblegum kids toothpaste because i need to finish this tube first before i start another tube
you cant be allergic to mint thats like a little bitch allergy and sounds fake as fuck
omg hey guys meet gay bowser! help im dying https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1489111888804577391/20260401_215829.jpg?ex=69cf3b04&is=69cde984&hm=84b8707a742036b96d35a8cc1611da3ebdd2f8c293c42f2fc0180ccbed0b1330&
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
OH FUCK. DID SOMEONE KICK A ROCK IN ANOTHER TIMELINE AND NOW I'M A TIME PLAYER? DAMN.
Looks like it's time for me to turn in for the night. Looking forward to another productive day tomorrow.
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make me stinking rich but hold the motion i already got plenty
greetingZ nerevar. have you heard of undertale?
[oh ok i understand put the rubber thing back on then!]
≈ Ass so fat you arrange the construction work before their arrival. #nsfw ? ≈
Fascinating. I have a Dave council of my own, of sorts…
I FUCKING HATE THE TORMENT NEXUS. SEND CHITT.































































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