Kris.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage
Lord of Doom, Residing on Earth K. (The K stands for Kris.) Scamp's husband.
Verified
A user of established repute
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
evil mornin
Kult: +37
Kull: +22
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.68
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Nooooo. Morally Grey Morning
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]
Verified
A user of established repute
#TeamRing
This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.
Jaws. 2.
Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
ocray morally grey morning
↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Thank you
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
Something something red miles or whatever.
Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Red miles beam???
Verified
A user of established repute
Dirty Boyz
“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Patron
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Vilegirl's Favor
You have earned the Vilegirl's acknowledgement.
chOlerbeAr in yOUr rEspiteblOck bEAm.
Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
I'm happy to see you beam attacking
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
I'm really starting to come around on Evil Kris, if I'm being honest
Kult: +27
Kull: +22
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.23
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
okay hold awn now
↩ @twostepGodhead[TG]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Yeah, this does kind of read like a mediate react in text form.
Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
i mean yeah not wrong man
↩ @twostepGodhead[TG]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
He really is more like "Morally Conflicted Kris" but I digress
Kult: +5
Total: 5
Patron
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe400cd4865b02433567fa497246fb56/tumblr_pdh7gcGaPt1r2617ko1_640.jpg B33 < pawlright whats your prefurred smash hyrule temple spot
Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Hyrule Fight Club
Kult: +5
Total: 5
Here's a fun question! What color is my hair?
Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Monikolour
Kult: +5
Total: 5
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
I am well-behaved AND pretty.
Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth
A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.
Why not just stick with 8eing pretty and leave it at that?
Kult: +7
Total: 7
↩ @ariadnesGrip[AG]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Because being well-behaved makes The Council (my wife and my kismesis) happy
Kult: +2
Total: 2
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Go to sleep right now.
Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Okay.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
They're predicting I will be grounded until at LEAST the end of the third age.
Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
we need to break him out of the being grounded
↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
No, I am saying it like a mantra for "don't get involved, Kris"
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
I must return to my ivory tower where I sit and go "hm" and pretend I'm so far beyond everything that happens
Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
=Do you a|so r€st your chin in your fist whi|€ doing so
↩ @doctorStranglov[DS]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Pretty much constantly
Kult: +5
Total: 5
♂ p ゥ
This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
love yourself
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
> you ever feel l1ke 80% of the people you know are 2ecretly 1n on 2ometh1ng you aren't? #cw-mental-health <
Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
drink water and eat something
↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]
♂ p ゥ
This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
love yourself
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
> already d1d, got a dr1nk r1ght now, and 1 ate d1nner l1ke an hour or two ago <
↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
the drink will help. also, yes, I have felt that way before but it is not the case. I'm sorry you're feeling that way, though. I won't say 'go to bed', even if that is the next step in the self-maintenance agenda.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
hm.
Kult: +50
Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00
↩ @cloisteredConnoisewr[CC]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
mmhm.
Verified
A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
hm?
Kult: +10
Total: 10
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
hm
↩ @embellishedBookworm[EB]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
mmhm, hm.
↩ @cloisteredConnoisewr[CC]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
tch.
↩ @neonAllnight[NA]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
tsk.
↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]
Verified
A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Rubber Pride
Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
huh.
Kult: +10
Total: 10
↩ @embellishedBookworm[EB]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
(transliteration of exhalation of air through nostrils)
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Gamblignant Goddess
For a user whose journals tell of legends.
Shipped In A Bottle
This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Mark my words. If I don’t get one good 8out of shut eye soon I’m gonna start throwing crew over8oard.
Kult: +21
Kull: +15
Total: 36
Ratio: 1.40
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Are you going to start with Grog
↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Gamblignant Goddess
For a user whose journals tell of legends.
Shipped In A Bottle
This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Do me a favor and join my crew real quick, will you?
Kult: +7
Total: 7
↩ @adaciousGambit[AG]
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are
(*wife gender neutral)
Patron
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Okay! Yay!