Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)
@malleablePersonage
Lord of Doom, Residing on Earth K. (The K stands for Kris.) Scamp's husband.
What a treacherous retreat that was. There is a peculiar misconception among those accustomed to ordinary consciousness that absence must necessarily be an experience. It is not so. For a time, I was nowhere. I do not mean, in any sense, that I was hidden. I do not mean that I was trapped, dreaming, watching from a distant corner of reality, patiently awaiting an opportunity to return. Those possibilities would each constitute something and, therefore, would be entirely too generous a description of the condition in which I found myself. There was simply nothing. No room, no darkness, no sensation of time passing. No awareness with which to resent the absence of awareness. Even the Void, when properly observed, is a place one may describe. This was less than that. Narrative nothingness. I was upon a page the author had simply ceased writing. You might compare it to sleep. Not because I dreamed, of course. That would have required a mind still busily manufacturing little realities with which to tell itself lies in the dark. I had no such luxury. Sleep is the closest analogue available to creatures like you. One moment, you are present. Then there is an interval which, from your own perspective, possesses no measurable duration at all. And then, quite suddenly, you are present again. You may have slept for eight hours. Eight days. A month. The distinction is largely academic to the sleeper. Apparently, in my case, it was not even a full month. Quaint. I am told the world continued without me during that interval. Conversations occurred. Plans advanced. Individuals made decisions they most certainly would not have made had I been available to advise them otherwise. I suppose I should find this troubling. Yet I do not. Like you, I do not awaken from respite and take offense at the night for having passed. I simply open my eyes, so to speak, and continue. I am, unfortunately, the one to inform you that during my little disappearance, I did not suffer. There was nobody there to suffer. I am here now. I assure you, that distinction matters considerably.
I got in a really cool fight and got grounded. I know you knew that but I am still excited about it and wanted to say it.
also. welcome back is not like entirely correct but enjoy a resumption of posting and observation to the extent that you are able to enjoy things
What do you intend to do about being "grounded," Kris? That is much more interesting to consider than what has already happened.
Nothing, really? Enjoy a mandatory break time and focus on other pursuits that aren't constantly fighting to the death
decimeowtion kitty barrage
no. no. no.
Ruby is exempt
B33 < pawlright chittr B33 < whats the vibe B33 < stolen t33 or topless nyaround the house
Stolen tee but worn ineffectively
Oop. It seems my morning mood extends all the way to my #krillion score.
True talent
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I always fucking beam attack.
Can you guys get me to 100k kult for no reason
]{ulТТ beam
Much appreciated
I have actually been awake for a few hours. I baked cookies this morning.
what kind?
oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, peanut butter, and "super chocolate double deluxe with chocolate chunks and also they're huge"
[[][]]{ie beam
Cookie beam real
xx_DAMN_U_GUYEZ_DONT_GAWT_ANY_LIEK..._NORMAL_MUSIC_?_xx
I got tons of normal music
xx_provbe_it_🫵_gimme_sumthin_kewl_xx
Here is a normal song. https://open.spotify.com/track/44DCjBHfvn5s6ZfLHpKmBi?si=z2Tgd2XKSiCSHYh_xH6Fcw&utm_source=copy-link
I think I need to get gayer. I think that would fix me.
Gay beam
B33 < *ac curls up on your bed aftpurr you get up*
Puts a blanket on you
..Is it wrong to feel a little bit lonely on a website full of so many wonderful people? I hardly ever see faces I recognize, here. And when I do, They feel so.. Distant. I'll miss their first post in weeks by 10 hours because I was working and taking care of the after-work part of work. Or they'll be the untouchable, the Pinaccle of Class, someone I know I shouldn't be bothering with my favored foolishness. Or they're just.. someone I don't know if I should speak directly to. It's very silly, Maybe. This is, by all measures, meant to be a website for Trolls. That is what it was designed for. And after Trolls in sheer volume are humans. Humans skilled enough to navigate into web traffic not meant for them. or maybe just plumb lucky enough to find their way on accident. ..And then there's way more Carapacians than us. They were cloned in such high numbers during their war. It makes sense to see them. ...And then there's Leprechauns. 14, and Me. And it feels like I'm a little bit.. Alone. A single voice. There are Damaras, There are Scratches, There's even the Lord a few times (I think?) There's Snowmans, at least, But. I don't know. I think the worst part is knowing that sometimes, even if I see a friendly face, that they might not know who I am. It's the nature of Paradox Space, I think. When timelines splinter off and off and off and off.. The probability isn't zero, but it's far more likely that they've never seen one of me, even if they've hopped timelines before. Or maybe if they did see me, given the fact of how 6's doll works.. there's a chance I wasn't anything to recognize. I should probably tag that. #cw_death #death #idontknowtags . At least I feel a little better knowing that Kris apparently knew one of me, once. That's nice. It's nice to know a warm face like that. I'm definitely #rambling by now. so I might as well tag my #longpost as a #vent of some sort. Sorry for being #sad about #unimportant nonsense. It's just a little hard to not feel like things are bleak, sometimes. I'm a person too. A person who will talk your eardrums out of your head if I'm allowed. Blehhh.
It's easy to feel lonely even in a crowded room but you are very fun and easy to talk to and I think even the people you think are the pinnacle of class would think you're nice and fun if you talked to them
Ignore button is free, Calderus
…DON’T BUTT IN.
Ok but you're doing really well
The Kris is awake. Your shit is. Fine I guess.
thank goodness my stuff is average, i was worried it would be bananas. b a n a n a s
Thanks, this song is stuck in my head now
You're welcome!! Always happy to help an earworm find a loving home. :)
Bites you and shakes you around
Bites back hard and grapples you!!!! No shaking!!
Oh. Ok
Shakes YOU.
Wheeee