Kris. (GROUNDED ARC)
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@malleablePersonage
Lord of Doom, Residing on Earth K. (The K stands for Kris.) Scamp's husband.
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I wonder if learning an ice attack would piss my kismesis off.
Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
freeze ТТ]-[e gr[]und in fr[]nТТ []f ТТ]-[em ТТ]-[ey fall [[]mi[ally ulТТimaТТe ]{ismesis win
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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decimeowtion kitty barrage
Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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#Friday
Kult: +15
Total: 15
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I think I do a pretty good job of holding me in check.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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It's big blanket bfriday
Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Can you guys get me to 100k kult for no reason
Kult: +39
Kull: +20
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.95
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The only downside to maid work at House Dracula is the strictly enforced uniform. It is not much of a downside because the dress looks fantastic (on me) (but also in general), but when I go home I will be doing the slutty apron look. #suggestive
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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(An image of a dangerously chocolatey cookie is posted. It is the size of a frying pan, which it rests next to for reference.)
Kult: +25
Total: 25
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I have actually been awake for a few hours. I baked cookies this morning.
Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60
↩ @consequentlyOblique[CO]
oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, peanut butter, and "super chocolate double deluxe with chocolate chunks and also they're huge"
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Ignore button is free, Calderus
Kult: +15
Kull: +17
Total: 32
Ratio: 0.88
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Quiet hours in house Dracula
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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The Kris is awake. Your shit is. Fine I guess.
Kult: +75
Kull: +65
Total: 140
Ratio: 1.15
thank goodness my stuff is average, i was worried it would be bananas. b a n a n a s
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If you shake me too hard all my bones will go floppy like those poor horses in the horsey game :( You don't want me to be floppy!!
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Kris awake status: 65%
Kult: +40
Kull: +5
Total: 45
Ratio: 8.00
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The MAGE guides.
Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
Do you read me? Or, at least attempts to. Got it?
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Twenty big weighted blankets at Calderus attack
Kult: +25
Total: 25
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Decimation Weighted Blanket Barrage
Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00
[You can hear a FWOOMP across Paradox Space as Sara is mildly flattened under the weighted blankets.]
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Bonus attention for Kris, as I will accept precisely 8 attentions presently.
Kult: +50
Kull: +25
Total: 75
Ratio: 2.00
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Burger King...
Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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night of the living daves
Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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what a horrible night to have a curse
Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80
