♥ liked by @mapleHoof
((Sad to see you go!! I hope everything is okay
>> ¡ can f¡nd you ડome ?
K--<omg maplehoof hi!
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! I've ℃⏱me ⏱n here t⏱ sh⏱w a bit ⏱f my hive! I've tried t⏱ make it l⏱⏱k very human like, did I d⏱ well? I w⏱uld really like if a human answered... I must admit, th⏱se "Pill⏱ws" are a little hard t⏱ lay ⏱n sin℃e my h⏱rns s⏱metimes tears the fabri℃ if I lay ⏱n my st⏱ma℃h. But I think it l⏱⏱ks ni℃e when n⏱t ripped, S⏱ I will ℃⏱ntinue t⏱ use them! Smile em⏱te! https://file.garden/Z1ea76ldmXzREmMm/SLEEPTIME.png...🖉
I hope you ^re h^ving ^ lovely d^y m^ppehoof.
ALAS YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY CLEVER TRAP I STEAL YOUR APPLE and pull out a bigger apple to give you
(... Are you a friggin HORSE!?! How are you typing!?!?!)
I think i can scrounge up one of those for sure!
🍎🍎🍎
Anyway!! Attempting pork chops for dinner!! Would anyone else like to partake in a bite or two? #husbandmaterial #oratleasttryingtobe!!
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fuck yea
Woah, you got a full sentence, Maplehoof You learning so fast. Im so proud of ya
I have provided Maplehoof the requested apple. We all may now relax.
There are users on this platform for whom I have a silent parasocial investment. They are so unrelentingly funny. And yet I cannot interact on principle.
BEHOLD! APPLE! https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/MAPLEHOOF.PNG
mapeyhoov im so sory im still at tha bar im gona call rosie to feed u an apple but i dont think she will ansewer me
URGENT PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I am on the way to provide Maplehoof with her requested apple. In fact, I have multiple.
i suppor u purple girl i jus tfollowed
Yo Maplehoof! Your talking english/alternian/common idk is coming along great!
neigh #neighreplying
Hi Maplehoooof
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i love all the animals having accounts on here. every single one. i like to think they are all actually them.
Maplehoof, my beloved steed. I will forever adore you.
I guess? You look like one!
Hello! Lusii can talk?
Who even were we before Maplehoof and Casey?????
🌈💐🐴🎀💛🎀🦎💐🌈 @mapleHoof https://i.imgur.com/6vuQMai.png
:33< WHO MADE HER SAD!?!?!?
★: Well, hello then Maplehoof? ★: Not the weirdest thing I've seen I guess.
:33< hey girl hey
omg, hi maplehoof
O)(, s)(ip. I was a dumbbass and forgot to do Call Out Cutie Friday. )(ere it is a day late. Saury!!! For Friday, it was @maple)(oof !
IT'S COLD AS FUCK.
🦓🤗🤝🐈 https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/0747023cae61282e1f37c4bbafbc6c81.jpg?v=1775898861471
HOW ARE YOU EVEN TYPING LEGIBLE ENGLISH WITH IT?
:33< nyall dont undpurrstand :33< cats and horses are natures best furiends! :33< its that simpurr!!!
TRUE!
paradox space has blessed us with three, count 'em, THREE folykls now.
:33< hey girl hey
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hElLōŌōŌō dElIgH7FuL EqUiNe...
hhi
THANK YOU MAPLEHOOF.
Holy smokes, I w^s uninformed you could do this. Very impressive Ms Hoof.
H3ll y3ah, thank2 dud3.
I hope I'm like you when I grow up m^plehoof.
hhnnmn, ththyank you hnorswy :)
hhnnmn, hng l donttt htlnk lm goood at thls fhlshlng thlng... #mycatch #flshlngfrlday https://cdn...lmgchwst...com/fllws/a097w3d7c188...png
:33< hiiiii maplehoof hiiiiiii
lookin vry swaggy maplehoof vry cute
:33< looking good maplehoof!
:33< i agr33 cats and horses are best furiends furefur
✿ exactly maple hoof u ged it
you're welcome! :)
#chalktime @mapleHoof @equiusZahhak https://i.imgur.com/hP20xnW.png
i w0uld fuck it up as an uma.
D --> Instead of requesting my own drawing I would like mine to count for Honourable Maplehoof
But does Maplehoof know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
maplehoof u are cordially invited 2 #bonfireparty
i could learn a thing or two from you maplehoof you're right aple
what
so true thanks for the wisdom maplehoof
yessir
you ¢an do it, maplehoof. i believe in you
shimmy shimmy ah shimmy ah shimmy ah
white guy pointing to himself emoji
#deepshit #philosophy #smartasshorse
thinking about burger
+When are you gonna stop eatin shrimps w/ the wimps and +come eat some lobster w/ a monster
if anyone says that i was doping in those races I WAS FUCKING NOT. they were slandering my good name.
so i heard that there are horses on this site? cool
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba9da3a9fa9d.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
uLTRA BEASTS,,,
httpz://f1le.garden/adTaePNFHhjYrY3E/every1_elze_zuckz_but_u_mappleh00f.png
Okay. ONE person is allowed to talk to me.
🙂↕️🙂↕️💛
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7480c12cb324.png [[ Art by me! ]] #selfie
🧃🦎🍝 😋😋😋😋
zh0ut 0ut t0 all da uzerz 0n here wh0 can ch1tt w1th0ut f1ngerz wh0 even needz up wut r u all typ1n w1th??
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE HOOFBEAST MUTHAHAFUCKING OBVIOUSLY JUST GOT A BIG ASS KEYBOARD DON'T BE A LITTLE PUNKASS HAHATINGASS CHUD ABOUT IT. :o/
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heelo beuqtyfull hoof beqzt!!!! ^3^
✿ somebody called me twinklebutt in my comments bru wat do i do 😭😭😭
https://media.tenor.com/opE011ucJ6kAAAAC/dancing-cat.gif
;r YourE mY friEnD too maplEHoof tHE HorsE ;v
i wish luvbot was here 2 see this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d04d76ae0fc9.png
Prr prrr!! Meow meow! meow! ::3
<3
https://media.tenor.com/wLCxQ8TbqRUAAAAi/scourge-warrior-cats.gif
maplehoof and mutini lowkey holding the mental wellbeing of this entire website in their lil paw/hoofs
M^plehoof is f^nt^stic ^nd my d^y h^s been improved upon being informed of their existence.
Awwww Maplehoooof i loove yoou
I just don't think we should be calling them human horses. They're not human horses, they're Earth horses. Am I going insane???
fucking bars dude get this guy on a track immediately
+it literally didn't do anything to you bro...
aiiiight you reeled me back in
https://media1.tenor.com/m/mm-jX0Be7TQAAAAC/kill-bill-lucy-lui.gif
Canadian Sighted (affectionate)
not sure how a hug with a horse will go, let alone a horse from chittr.
--|horse love wins usually. i have a virus. it has dampered my usual love by around 50%.|--
--|love. it wins. sometimes.|--
My favorites include: - All Nepetas, and Nemean <3 - The Many Roses in my Garden - The Fluffy Tails of All Harleys, Jade or Other - The Ever Inquisitive and wonderful Morning Aranea - The Many Roxy's that make me spill my Coffee - Mind Controlling Spiders - The Best Gamer Girl - The Royal Class (Peaches and Plums) - The Karkitties and Puppies - The Underprivileged and The Rebellious - The Freaks and Weirdos - Rank Maid (Mwah) - The Empress (Double Mwah) - The Duelscar that Taught me to Fish - The Egberts who I'll never admit are more handsome and prettier than I am - The Striders who have it better - The Striders who have it worse - Abominations and Monsters - Horror Terrors - The Administration of Trollbama - Madam Secretary of the Department of Degeneracy - And yes, even some Eridans (At least the ones that stop by) And the most important mention of all - Madam Maplehoof herself
Maple hoof you were my favorite account on my ranking, go look
too mnay favorites, jusp hoping 'im tkheir favyorite too. :B #substance
Yep! You're right.
∘☽ A seahoof swimmer? A lovely choice, and rather fitting hehe. ☾∘
∘☽ You have much more to be had in life sweet hoofbeast, you will be okay :( ☾∘
Oh no. I am sorry to hear that, Maplehoof.
I THINK WE JUST B3CAME [[Friend Request Accepted]]!!
∘☽ How wonderful hehe ☾∘
∘☽ Oh, what a pretty hoofbeast.. ☾∘
Don't let them get you down, Maplehoof!
got mixed feelings on this on tha one fin i wanna hate but on the otter you usin a fish emoji there so i kinda fuck with it
Oh poor dear, don’t worry Maplehoof, we’re still on for movies later, I was kidding
Goooood morning, C)(ittr! Looks like we're starting off early today. Let's get our morning stretc)(es in. And its time for our positive affirmation. Ready? Repeat after me. 'I am rising and I'm S)(INING!' --Eel free to add in a few glubs if you're really feeling t)(at motivation. 38D
How did a horse get in a hospital?
oh hey.
thanks maplehoof lol
forgot yall arent nearly as amused as i am about the smaller fucked up things from my childhood. my bad
3833 < No one can stop me from hopping in da pool. >
Thanks, Maplehoof.
Thank yoou Maplehoooof yoou're a real oone
Don't use such crude language. ...... Oh god Is this how equius feels.
Who taught maplehoof how to swear? I just want to talk.
They may not understand you, Maplehoof, but I do. Deeply and emphatically on a primordial level. Your every neigh a death knell to boredom. Your every bow, lovingly hand-tied and integrated into your love-knotted mane.
She's quoting an unfortunate mistake from Spades Slick.
HUH????????!!!!!!!!!
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Fig)(t like a gill! 38D
Fun fact about me: shit the fuck up
the horsening is upon us. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64f96e081b2d.png
Z. i cannot wwait to zee the zheer vvolume of bloodzhed maple hoof wwill releaze upon the general public .Z
Wish I still had the Bitch Queen's smoke holder. We'd made a real splash at the next yard time.
D:
B33 < brb forfeiting all my mortal possessions to maplehoof
B33 < im so fucking sorry maplehoof what did they do to anger you
Ha. I like your chutzpah. How do you feel about crime. Ya wanna do some
Yes it’s all f♡r y♡u dear!! <3
I have like a b♡wl ♡f sugar cubes if that w♡uld make that pretty h♡rse less mad? <3
holy fuck da horse iz guna jeffery da kill him. u hav mai sword
🫴🧊 (pretend thats a sugar cube nawt an ice cube)
8=D < Neigh indeed, my friend.
8=D < A familial bond. https://pet-health-content-media.chewy.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/16215321/202504202409how-long-do-horses-live-life-stages.jpg
would u like a sugar cube 2 soothe ur nerves?
<3 acquired #officialasfuck
Get wrecked.
FUCK.YEAH.
That's my girl. They grow up so quick.
@mapleHoof I think you might n33d this. Take it. Its on the house. ✨️🪓✨️
Well, 'twill doth thee nay valorous to throweth such a tantrum. Doth thee wisheth f'r a carrot? 🥕
Fuck that guy Maplehoof he dooesn't knoow shit
probably text to speech and some other interpreter for emojis.
I think more people should be impressed about the horse typing? This feels like a very big development.
@mapleHoof let's kill this guy.
What Do You Call A Well-balanced Horse? . . . Stable.
ive been aorund longer than you,sonny. be carefulnow.
ur doin amazing sweetie <3
D --> I think I am going to hit the hay D --> Do not fret, Majestic Maplehoof, this is an e%pression, and not an action that would harm your dinner
everyone's hating my lick post when all i wanted to do was give out dog kisses :(
D --> Thank you, Honourable Maplehoof D --> I return your offering with one myself D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWoPsyY8CZY
lookit my lil cats!! theyre so tiny!! i put the nail clipper 4 comparsion i think my mom got em from jaoan or smth so ig u could call them kawaii or w/e lol https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1491722306106560614/IMG_0953.jpg?ex=69d8ba28&is=69d768a8&hm=cf2120ade0899ad0e2726950aa462faeed4b7e6dd3c9e596492a300b7c1e5d0f&
odd annd weird. a lot of thinngs are odd annd weird.
you're okay i guess, maplehoof, i can't be mad at a horse for long. :C3>
@slenderMan might I recommend a binder, a folder, or a file cabinet so that you don't lose your pages constantly?
im like a god damn disney princess communing with animals over here
😯
🦎
oh shit maplehoof hi
🤗🤗🤗🤗
Oh, there there. You just ignore that mean dog bird sword man.
🐦⬛🐕😡🗡 ❌❌❌❌ 🦎😭😭😭
April the 7th 1941, "Maplehoof, you have wisdom beyond your years," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
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😊😊😊😊💛
😱
🦎 🦎🦎🦎 🦎🦎 🦎🦎🐇🦎 🦎🦎🦎 🎀✨
Thank you Maplehoof
This might be heaven
MAPLEHООF?????
This is where i poost froom https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
Here you go. 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
Whoa girl. Want a carrot?
I wish I was just a horse. Life is so complicated horse is so simple. Neigh.
Maow! =w= https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
what's all this about horses? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64f96e081b2d.png
Maplehoof loves gay people.
horsey
Who taught Maplehoof hashtags
All people who are prohorse are invited. https://discord.gg/2u79X6ts
:33 < my meowrail is horse coded!!! and hes a cutie!!!!!
I'm pro horse. Sliming anyone who disagrees.
:33 < why would anypawdy hate horses?? theyre cuties!! so majestic!! wow!!! so cool!!!!
Horses deserve life too.
I'm taking a pro horse stance.
Talk some shit about horses and you get slimed. https://i.ibb.co/Wpf6xFX1/image-2026-04-08-010045007.png
@mapleHoof https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybDlvd3RxdmlxYXB3eHl5NzIwanpqd2JubXBwY2MxMHN5anhvOTd4cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5C9gBiEeV4GZJhieWc/200w.gif
Neigh-ing in on the #horse controversy. Horses are pretty sick actually. We would be pretty cooked as a society without them. They don't call it "horsepower" for nothing.
Uhm. Neigh.
Not a lesbian but horses are fucking rad. Don't listen to those jackasses.
prr prr!! meow meow prr!! mrrrrrp! ::3 > Vodka nuzzles against its phone to show that it appreciates Maplehoof.
@mapleHoof https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/75/b4/6475b4f3cabd602ce5d23dd7549304a5.gif
DON'T EVER SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT HORSES. IF YOU AREN'T PRAISING THE GROUND THEY WALK. YOU DISGUSTING FREAK. Period.
HEY YOU TAKE THAT BACK. HORSES ARE PURE OF HEART.
Slimed my damn robot. https://i.ibb.co/p6djqpd8/image-2026-04-08-004559427.png
helop screen keeps jumping around sporadically. the horse is gone but the fear remains.
m aplehoof
They could never make me hate you Maplehoof.
spghetti... mmmh... #substance
Never accuse them of being a gimmick ever again
I am truly honored. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/honored.png
Maplehoof, I have some matters I need to attend to. I am trusting you to watch over these users. Thank you.
I'm so sorry I apologize for my insolence.