♦ pitied by @mapleHoof
i don't know why, maybe it's trauma, but i get this feeling in me that people don't think that much about me. i constantly get proven wrong about it, but i have this self doubt that i have to fight off a lot. i really hate it.
my god i'm gonna pukke #substance
OWWWWWE.
holy fuck what day is it #substance
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
luv when ppl r so desperate 4 me~ oooo~ u want me sooo bad~ ;))))
♯please be ♯so fucking ♯forreal a ♯hoofbeast is ♯NOT ♯CLACKING THEIR ♯HOOVES ON THE ♯TYPEBOARD AND ♯RESPONDING TO YOU ♯THAT IS A ♯PERSON WITH ♯FINGERS ♯???
n0b0dy even cares ab0ut me 11 sh0uld try and ps110n11c blast my 0wn pan #depressed #l0nely
i really don't know what to do. there's nothing to do. i don't feel the greatest. https://i.imgur.com/lclEZ31.gif #facereveal?? #doesitevencountifhalfofmyfaceisinmyarm??
I am actually going to detonate and when I do it’s going to be glorious
i can't believe i just implied i'm the stinky egbert. i'm not!!!!
forgot yall arent nearly as amused as i am about the smaller fucked up things from my childhood. my bad
i THINK, iT IS TAKEN FOR GRANTED THAT, i DON'T REALLY REACT TO, oR MAYBE THAT INSULTS, gO OVER MY HEAD, aND, gENERALLY, iT IS NOT THAT i DO NOT UNDERSTAND, aND MORE THAT i AM JUST, tRYING TO BE THE BIGGER TROLL, aND BE NICE, bECAUSE, i THINK IF YOU GOT TO KNOW ME BETTER, tHEN MAYBE, yOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME, aND i DO NOT PLAN ON CHANGING, tHIS PART OF WHO i AM, bUT, sOMETIMES i THINK IT DOES ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO JUST, KEEP LAYING IT ON, aSSUMING THAT BECAUSE i'M NOT VISIBLY MAD, tHAT IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ME, bUT, i'M NOT AN IDIOT,