♦ pitied by @mapleHoof
iit'2 liike iif ii looked kiinda more humanii2h. you know liike a meme. you know what that ii2 riight maplehoof.
waiit 2hiit can you not 2ee iit. iit'2 me celebratiing. fuck.
man everythiing2 2tartiing two go downhiill agaiin liike alway2. at lea2t ii pa22ed one thou2and 2core or whatever.
ii ju2t fuckiing love orderiing a grub burger and watchiing the pompou2 a22 'culliinary' not even cook the fuckiing thiing all the way through. 2ometiime2 ii beliieve the iincompetent 2hould be weeded out.
no, cats are fine, it's just this one guy keeps harshing my impeccably crafted vibe!
Im 2o cook3d bro 2tart callin m3 potato th3 way I b3 bak3d n 2hit #2ub2tanc32
what did i do for the pity shotgun man
i w♤nt to believe you, m♤plehoof. with ♤ll the tendons of my pusher, i do. but ♤fter re♤ding th♤t chit (♤g♤in, #v♤guepost) i don't believe i c♤n. i'm sorry.
I miss him and it's pissing me off. Stupid fucking asshole. He just left. Blew me off. Whatever. Fuck, I'm dizzy.
i mean hes not a horse so
feelin lonely
the further ii get from the thiing2 that ii care about, the le22 ii care about how much further away ii get. #vent #bull2hiit
HHRGH,IMMMM,TRYING,TO,SLEEP,BUT,I,KEEP,TOSSING,AND,TURNING,BECAUSE,MMY,PAN,HAS,DECIDED,TO,AGGRESSIVELY,REMMIND,MME,OF,MMY,WAITRESSING,DAYS,AND,HOW,AWFUL,I,ACTUALLY,WAS,LIKE,THE,TIMME,I,LOST,CONTROL,OF,THE,TRAY,AND,DRENCHED,BOTH,OF,THEMM,IN,COFFEE,AND,SOUP,AND,WHEN,I,HAD,TURNED,AWAY,AS,A,VIOLENTLY,HORRIFIED,REACTION,I,IMMMMEDIATELY,HIT,THE,WALL,BEHIND,MME,AND,GAVE,MMYSELF,A,NOSEBLEED,AND,MMY,BOSS,JUST,LAUGHED,AT,MME,!!,AND,SO,DID,THE,CUSTOMMERS,OH,MMY,GOD,AND,THEY,DIDNT,EVEN,TIP,MME
i don't know why, maybe it's trauma, but i get this feeling in me that people don't think that much about me. i constantly get proven wrong about it, but i have this self doubt that i have to fight off a lot. i really hate it.
my god i'm gonna pukke #substance
holy fuck what day is it #substance
i think if i hadn’t literally created the universe, i would probably get fired from this clown gig after today. who hires a birthday clown for an office birthday party??? all those serious businessmen with their suits and their pipes kinda reminded me of my dad… i may have shed a tear or two. turns out you are not supposed to cry while juggling bats, it really fucks up your flow. i might have broken a window.
luv when ppl r so desperate 4 me~ oooo~ u want me sooo bad~ ;))))
♯please be ♯so fucking ♯forreal a ♯hoofbeast is ♯NOT ♯CLACKING THEIR ♯HOOVES ON THE ♯TYPEBOARD AND ♯RESPONDING TO YOU ♯THAT IS A ♯PERSON WITH ♯FINGERS ♯???
n0b0dy even cares ab0ut me 11 sh0uld try and ps110n11c blast my 0wn pan #depressed #l0nely
i really don't know what to do. there's nothing to do. i don't feel the greatest. https://i.imgur.com/lclEZ31.gif #facereveal?? #doesitevencountifhalfofmyfaceisinmyarm??
I am actually going to detonate and when I do it’s going to be glorious
i can't believe i just implied i'm the stinky egbert. i'm not!!!!
forgot yall arent nearly as amused as i am about the smaller fucked up things from my childhood. my bad
i THINK, iT IS TAKEN FOR GRANTED THAT, i DON'T REALLY REACT TO, oR MAYBE THAT INSULTS, gO OVER MY HEAD, aND, gENERALLY, iT IS NOT THAT i DO NOT UNDERSTAND, aND MORE THAT i AM JUST, tRYING TO BE THE BIGGER TROLL, aND BE NICE, bECAUSE, i THINK IF YOU GOT TO KNOW ME BETTER, tHEN MAYBE, yOU WOULD NOT WANT TO SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME, aND i DO NOT PLAN ON CHANGING, tHIS PART OF WHO i AM, bUT, sOMETIMES i THINK IT DOES ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO JUST, KEEP LAYING IT ON, aSSUMING THAT BECAUSE i'M NOT VISIBLY MAD, tHAT IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ME, bUT, i'M NOT AN IDIOT,