Matchsticks
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Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
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CHOTTO FUCKING MATTE. HIS SECRET LIFE AS THE WHAT.
What is it? Hatred, all Burning me, Over again, It reeks of Us on there Rooftop Luv Hiding all, From sphere and eyes so We were us.
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No matter how many fires II put out, it still burns.
II am dropping my poetry for now. II can not see straight. II wasn't there. II shoulda been. Any grief tips?
Take time forr yourrself but /)on’t isolate yourrself frrom supporrt. A((ept help. An/) give yourrself spa(e to be sa/) forr a long long time
Lucky Charm She was us! Lucky Break Little Fuss Had one kid Lucky Stuff Little Man, Broken Home Extinguish, Matchsticks Felt is Me
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He is Human Distinguish From you so Easily that Blind Fools Could Do it No worries, Lord Inglas Fiery Loyal Forever Our Loyal Dogs!
AS LONG AS YOuR COMPLIANCE IS OBVIOuS. MY COMPLAINTS WILL BE SuBTLE.
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blink twice if theyre holding you at gun point to post this
AYOOOOOOO ARE YOU COMPROMISED?
blink twice if you want to borrow a large hammer.
#nØnhØstilewØrkplace feels like. a blatant lie.
I agree.
I do not currently possess a firearm.
𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵.
This is going as planned, on the contrary.
𝓘 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝓫𝓪𝓭𝓰𝓮.
There was no conversation. It merely appeared. Thank you for your interest in my personal life, though, it is unneeded.
i burn slow embers talk ash fall lo match light smoke up no heat licks! don't touch pain is her burn it low watch me #6 to ember no
Incredible poetry, my good fellow! I feel the burning pain of your journey with each inscribed stroke of a quill! I wish to see more!
𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮.
Nice timing Didn't burn Hurts a lot But living! Reminder me Extra 1 ok? Extinguish, Will it ash We will see I'm Burning Less Now ok
I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning I'm Burning
:33 < hands mew a glass of water
On purpose or do you need help?
That'll do? Water is it Good 4 you? Who knows?! Leprechaun, Not needing Liquidation Only flames Will Quell! Not Quench! Burning now
Further information required, 11.
I am on hot Burning lot Extinguish? Empty junk! Needing new Out of gas! Ouch! Hurt! What else?! Decipher it Smartest #8 Burning now
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!
I burn nice Put it out! Now chittr, Who are you matchsticks that is me! Hurts to be on fire and extinguish! Comment now I will read
I am satisfied by your quirk taking on the shape of a matchstick 8ox, even if I do not support arson.
Sorry, I don't know why I typed with an eight.
I type 11s! Always 11s! I keep box, Shape is me I'm a Felt! Leprechaun, Green type, Prefer hot! Burns a lot Fire'n'Time 1, then 21!