Matchsticks
@matchSticks
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT. LOOK AT IT. I CAN'T FATHOM HOW SHE EVEN GOT IT THIS BAD. NOTHING BUT SEVERE DECOMPOSITION COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE ABLUTION BLOCK INTO A STATE OF THIS MUCH GROTTY FUCKING PUTRESCENCE. THIS ABLUTION BLOCK HAS HAD A LONGER DAY THAN *I* HAVE. AND SINCE THE MOMENT I SET FROND IN THIS GRUBFORSAKEN GREEN LABYRINTH, I FEEL LIKE THE DAY THAT *I'VE* HAD HAS YET TO FUCKING CEASE. NOT EVEN THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A DAYMARE-INFESTED NAP ON THE LOUNGEPLANK DID ANYTHING TO UNFUCK MY SPONGE AFTER THE LAST GAUNTLET MY SUPERVISOR FROM HELL THREW MY WAY. LIKE I'M LIVING ONE LONG, CONTINUOUS WORK-NIGHT. NO TENS. NO THIRTIES. AND NO LIMIT WITHIN SIGHT OF HOW MANY HOURS CAN BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BILUNAR PERIGEE. AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, KARKAT'S LONG DAY AT THE LONG DAY MANSION #KLDATLDM #NOTPUNCHYENOUGH IS AT AN ONGOING THIRTY-TWO HOURS AND COUNTING. AND THAT'S A BALLPARK ESTIMATE, BASED OFF COUNTING THE RINGS UNDER MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS. FUCK ME. I'M GOING TO WRING HER NECK LIKE A TOWEL. SIGH. LET'S GET THIS GRUBLOAF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FFAC10FCDC1F.PNG
II think you missed a spot.
YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
11 Bucks says your answer is @caliBorn.
SOMEONE CURED MY COLOR BLINDNESS I CAN SEE THE MANOR FOR THE TRUE ORANGE IT ALWAYS WAS!
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Sure, I'll, Go to that. Tea Party!! No Fires so I won't ire Doc Scratch Doc Scratch Caliborn 1& Caliborn 2! Getting in, Nervously!
ARE YOu FuCKING STuPID. I SAID NO DOuBLES. I'LL KILL MYSELF. I'LL KILL ME. I'LL FuCKING KILL ME DO YOu uNDERSTAND MATCHSTICKS. MY BLOOD WILL BE ON OuR HANDS. MAKE THE OTHER ONE WEAR A NAMETAG. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING GET-uP. I WILL NOT BE PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE. TO A DIAPER-STRuMMING FECAL FINGERER.
He is Human Distinguish From you so Easily that Blind Fools Could Do it No worries, Lord Inglas Fiery Loyal Forever Our Loyal Dogs!
There's not one green garment wearing clown on this platform which I trust, so that's an outright lie.
Wearimg.
Did I stutter.
No, only made a mistake. II don't think you've ever had a stutter, miss.
Breaking news! Reportedly user @itChy thinks only WEAK people DONT use slurs! Proof https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260413-220438.png He loves slurs! Stay tuned
Statement 1 Itchy Words Are context Lacking, so Consider it Entirely, 2 SpadesSlick Said Slur 1 Itchy React Poor choice SpadeSucks!
I'd fuck (mostly) anyone.
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id kill someone for a fuck i dont knoww some kinda treat fill in the blanks people
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i need to chill. comment on this post and i might doodle you in chalk. no promises.
Soo dooes anyoone knoo an effective way too jerk ooff with twoo bulges...? #nsfw
1d fuck som3on3 for 4 1c3d b3rry r3dbull rn. 1m so srs. #nsfw
WHHHY DO I GET HHHHHH HHH SO MANY PITY REACTS I'M HHHAPPY I'M HHHAPPY SMILE HHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHhhhhhh I'M NOT THHHAT PITIABLE probably hhhhhhhhh