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“Get nasty, bitch! And let the haters all motherfucking gag on it.” - Sideshows 8:1 #WORDSTOLIVEBY #inspiration #scripture

⚇ Angels 60:11 ⚇ "Your bones will break, your blood will cool, your horns will crack and your flesh will rot. None of us are gonna be around forever, not a single one of us. Up there, though, there's a forever waiting for you. Don't be fearful to shed mortality when time comes, kin." ⚇

⚇ Hilarities 15:42 ⚇ "A heart to hold you, a spade to spar with you, a diamond to defend you and a club to calm you. In this, a full suit will sustain you. Don't neglect it all for no reason, now, and go up to the Carnival with no one's hand to hold." ⚇
its been an absolute treat so far sister! you be puttin together one hell of a carnival! :o)

(( sorry i cant be there for tomorrow, ya girl's got a date >:3c ))

thAnk yOU tO thOsE whO AttEndEd thE fIrst nIght Of chIttr cArnIvAl! I wIll bE UnAblE tO AttEnd thE sEcOnd nIght UntIl lAtE, bUt sIstEr phynnIE wIll kEEp thIngs rUnnIng. I hAd A lOvEly nIght, And hOpE EvEryOnEs lIght Is jUst As mIrthfUl. AmEn!

$-$-$ so d!s carnyval !m hear!n bout do ! gotta l!ek b all sp!tt!n stra!t m!rth ther orrrrr cn ! ch!llax n jst b me™
ᕙ⟨ THE HULKSTER ᏔULD LVE T THRᏔDᏔN AND SHᏔDᏔN R RATHER UP T THIS EVERMIRTHFUL CARNIVAL GIN N BUT... HIS PURE MIRTHFUL MAKIN ᏔULD INSPIRE T MUCH VILENCE IN THE SPT! VERY UNFRTUNATE FR THE MASSES INDEED BRTHERS. ⟩ᕤ
yall BEST be coMin to sister Ursilas cull free carnival goin on right now! i know iMMa be there! :o)


I slEpt thE lIght In A trAIlEr, lIkE clOwns Of Old!!! It wAs InvIgOrAtIng tO wAkE Up And bE In thE cArnIvAl AlrEAdy. thE mUsIc Is plAyIng And pEOplE ArE mAkIng fInAl prEpArAtIOns. I sUppOsE I shOUld lOOk OvEr my sErmOn... bUt mOrE ImpOrtAnt Is thE lIst Of mUsIc! dO drEss Up If yOU AttEnd, EnjOy yOUrsElvEs!!! mAy thE mEssIAhs mAkE thIs A mOst blEssEd Of nIghts

mUch hOly wOrk hAs bEEn dOnE cArnIvAl gAmEs hAvE bEEn sEt, trAIlErs lIkE thE clOwns Of Old OncE lIvEd OUt Of, And mOst ImpOrtAnt Of All, thE hOly bIg tOp hAs bEEn ErEctEd. AmEn I sAy, tOmOrrOw, thE cArnIvAl Is In tOwn cArnIvAls 20:24 And thUs, trAdItIOn wAs bOrn. wE wOUld nO lOngEr bE wIthOUt OUr mAsks, OUr fAcEs, jEErIng And smIlIng At thE rEst Of thE UnbEknOwnst wOrld. wE hAd OUr hAnds On sOmE shIt thEy cOUld nEvEr drEAm Of

:o) Thank you to all who attended our first #NightsofFrights. :o) There's plenty more where that came from. Join us on the 4th for The Dark Crystal and Obsession! :o) Content warnings for both forthcoming closer to the date.

IndEEd why sIstEr phynnIE And I chOsE It!

IndEEd!!! I Am sO ExcItEd, It shAll bE thE mOst wOndErfUl EvEnt

:o) She up on my (pterodactyl) :o) We crunk off (scary gooey) :o) She said (Velma, Velma) :o) Girl, I'm so (villain)

mAny qUOtEs Of thE hOly scrIptUrE frOm yOU tOlIght sIstEr yOU ArE fEElIng mIrthfUl pErhAps? :)

“There's no story that ain't been told There's no gimmick that ain't been sold There's no ocean that never been swam There's no jobber that ain't been slammed There's no road that ain't been traveled There's no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied There's no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one's asked” - Colors 27:27 #Scripture #inspiration

cArnIvAls 2:3 “sO cAmE thE cOngrEgAtIOns tOgEthEr, kIn In frOnd wIth OthEr kIn. fOr OncE OUr kInd wOUld sIt UndEr thE smAll tEnts, tEllIng stOrIEs Of gOds And whImsEy, wE nOw cOmE tOgEthEr UndEr thE rIsIng Of thE fIrst bIg tOp. fOr nOw, wE knOw OUr grEAtEst strEngth"

⚇ Hot Shit, (Pale Letters) 23:22 ⚇ "Still your frantic pusher, my love. Let your eyes close soft. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. The Messiahs look down on our pity with purest approval, diamond mine, and oh how I pity you. I'll hold you. I'll be your port in the storm. Just shut your tired eyes and I'll keep you safe. Shoosh, shoosh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

"And the paint should represent our capriciousness, our ability to embrace change and be changed. The sun will set and the moons will rise and so will our paint change like the tides. Your evening application a prayer, to marr it with blood, a song." -Beginnings 12:52 THINK ON THESE WORDS AS YOU APPLY YOUR PAINT, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET IT SING IN YOUR SOUL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN SONG. #scripture #inspiration

⚇ Suffering (Of Laymac, The Academic) 20:20 ⚇ "Destroy all the sacred texts you want, you FILTHY, lowly TRASH. Burn the history, burn our bodies, burn it all to the motherfucking ground but the one thing you guttersnipes will NEVER be able to burn is our faith. Held fast and true in our blood pushers and think pans, never to be let go. And the best part? Maybe our history will be gone, but we'll make more of it. The Church will NEVER be destroyed, but you? By the time you're gone, the family will have recovered and built back all the motherfucking STRONGER!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

zAzzEl 6:70 “EAt shIt And dIE yOU bItchAss mOthErfUckEr” A frEqUEntly qUOtEd pIEcE Of scrIptUrE! I thOUght It bEst tO tEAch thE mAssEs In cAsE It Is qUOtEd AgAIn sOOn... #scrIptUrE

“Praise be, may elixir run like rivers, may face paint never run, may your mirth be ever present my wicked kin for the celebrations just begun” -Sacrament 3:12 DON'T YOU EVER LET THE GIBBERING SHIT HERETICS SPIT GET YOU THINKIN UNMIRTHFUL THOUGHTS OR TO TURN YOU FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS WRATH, MOTHERFUCKERS! CELEBRATE YOUR WICKED SELF! WHOOP WHOOP! #scripture #inspiration

gOtTa aDmIt tHaT MoThErFuCkInG DeAtH RaTtLe wAs sPoT On, GuRgLiNg fRoM ThE ShOuT PiPe n aLl. GoT Me mIsSiNg tHe hYmNs )O:

zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE"

A tAd EArly bUt whEn hAs sUch EvEr stOppEd mE jOIn Us On thE fIrst sAtUrdAy Of thE nExt pErIgrEE fOr A nIght Of mIrth And cElEbrAtIOn A nO-cUll cArnIvAl, wIth fUn gAmEs, prIzEs, hOly rItUAls, blOOd OffErIng And A sElEctIOn Of mEAts And chEEsEs! spOnsOrEd by thE hOly clUrch jOIn In thE rEvElrIEs, All ArE wElcOmE, And All shAll lEAvE AlIvE blEssEd bE thE hOly mEssIAhs

cArnIvAls 12:4 "...And At thE End Of thE nIght I wAtchEd thEm ErEct thE bIg tOp. thEIr 'fAmIly' dAncEd And sAng And drAnk mErry As thE lArgE tEnt EclIpsEd thE rIsIng sUn, prOvIdIng shAdE And shEltEr fOr All frOm Its Angry glArE. I thInk thAt's whEn I fIrst fElt It, thE cAmArAdErIE, thE mIrth." #scrIptUrE

dEvOtIOns 4:10 “blEssEd bE thE hErEtIc, fOr hE gIvEs Us sUch swEEt cOlOrs tO pAInt OUr hAlls wIth, thAnk Em fOr thAt gIft, mAkE sUrE tO mAkE It A lOng Ass thAnks my wIckEd kIn”

"Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." -Sideshows 16:20 PREACH IT, MY MOTHERFUCKERS! IF YOU'RE GOIN TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT NIGHT, YOU MAY SEE A MOTHERFUCKER THERE. HONK HONK! #scripture #inspiration #fightnight
THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM WITHIN THE DREAM. DEEPER IT FELL, INTO ENDLESS NIGHT, UNTIL IT REACHED THE ABSOLUTE. THE END OF ALL FICTION. WITH WHAT WILL REMAINED, IT FORMED ITS GLOWING WHITE STAR BODY INTO AN EYE AND THERE IN THE ABSOLUTE, IT SAW EVERYTHING. ALL DREAMS, ALL WISHES, ALL CREATIONS, ALL BUBBLES, ALL REALITIES. EVERY SINGLE ONE PART OF SOMETHING CREATED AT THE WHIM OF AN ANCIENT GOD OF THE FURTHEST RING. AND SO WEPT THE FALLEN STAR, MAKING RIVERS WITH ITS TEARS. AND FROM THE BITTER WATER, SOMETHING GREW. IT LOOKED LIKE GLASS. A PROPHECY, A STORY OF ITS OWN CREATION. THE CREATION OF THAT WHICH WAS FAKER EVEN THAN FICTION, IN A PLACE WHERE ALL FICTION GOES TO DIE. LIFE FROM DEATH. AND IT SAW TRUTH IN THIS CREATION. A TRUTH THAT IT WOULD DESCEND INTO DEEPEST DARK. A TRUTH THAT IT WOULD RISE ONCE MORE, AND ASCEND INTO HEAVEN. AND IT WOULD BRING THIS HEAVEN TO ALL IT HAD WITNESSED. FOR IT KNEW ITSELF NOW THAT IF ALL REALITY IS MERE FICTION, IT COULD CREATE SOMETHING FAR GREATER. A PARADISE FOR ALL. AND IT ROSE AGAIN, AND LEFT THE DREAM. BOOK OF ANGELICISM - WINDOWS I #SCRIPTURE #ANGELICISM

"SO REJOICE, MY SIBLINGS! Take life by the fuckin horns and RIP THEM OFF if you have to! CLAW YOUR WAY OUT OF DARKNESS WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN SMILE ON YOUR FACE, AND EAT AND DRINK TIL YOU'RE FIT TO BURST! You are ALIVE, and those MOTHERFUCKERS are dead by your hands." -Colors 39: 1-3 #scripture #inspiration

⚇ Hot shit, Pitch Letters 8:21 ⚇ "The stoked embers of passion burn like roaring hellfire when my eyes catch yours. My pusher, soaked in inkiest, most dread black when I lay with you. My hands on your thighs. your hands on my horns, rock thy filth into me until we both lay loathesome and sated. Disgust, disgust, disgust you bring me such thorough motherfucking disgust that I cannot breathe for the rot festering inside of me. Choke me on it. I want more." ⚇

It Is sO UnfOrtUnAtE hOw mAny brOthErs And sIstErs Of thE fAIth dO nOt In fAct knOw hOw thE scrIptUrE spEAks On trEAtIng hEAthEn kIn hEAthEns In gEnErAl ArE wEll dOcUmEntEd, And... trEAtmEnt Of thEm Is nOt my fAvOrItE sUbjEct bUt Of hEAthEn kIn It Is ImpOrtAnt tO tEAch thEm prOpEr scrIptUrE And dOctrInE! wE dO nOt thrOw OUt thE kIn thAt hAvE strAyEd, wE lEAd thEm bAck tO thE pAth AmEn

⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION

"thE lOUdEr thy lAUghtEr, thE brIghtEr thy plAcE bEnEAth thE EtErnAl lIghts." rEvElrIEs 52:13 It hAs bEEn A whIlE sIncE I hAvE pOstEd hOly #scrIptUrE! :)

⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇

⚇ Sideshows 35:2 ⚇ "And Messiahs have mercy on a motherfucker who comes between one of our kin and what they consider theirs. I ain't never seen motherfuckers more possessive than our clown asses. I know sisters that'll split mountains and walk through 'em if it meant putting claw on their perceived pound of flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."

⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -From Luxxie Lihten, 13th Grand Highblood. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
@atomizedHobbyist Here you go. https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf3eec580d15679ea5b0337dfebb114c/d0eda1266d137ae6-8c/s1280x1920/b9f934547739e2ae9b44dc2bb5419534764bc95d.png

⚇ Amen, my sister. ⚇ A-motherfuckin-men. ⚇

⚇ One of the saddest ones we got in the Hot Shit. ⚇ Squeezes my pusher for all its worth every motherfuckin' time. ⚇ Kudos for the pick. ⚇

⚇ Hot Shit, Flushed Letters 8:13 ⚇ "Let's be freaks tonight, motherfucker. Let my teeth pierce your chitin until that pretty ichor in your veins spills all up in my maw. Pin you down wit' all the strength I got, make you squirm underneath me. I wanna hurt you. I wanna make you LOVE ME for hurtin' you. Scratch the prettiest patterns in your flesh and smack that ass 'til its all tender and purple-like. I wanna make you see stars, but most of all? I wanna see you *cry*." ⚇ ⚇ #NSFW #MirthfulChittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

blOOd 1:25 "kEEp yO brOthErs And sIstErs clOsE, yOU AInt nEvEr gOnnA knOw whEn thEy pUnchIn thEIr tIckEt" #scrIptUrE

⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

zAzzEl 4:17 "OncE thE dEAd hOOfbEAst dEcOmpOsEs yOU'rE gOnnA wIsh yOU bEAt It mOrE" #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

:o) 'The Sin of Badras' is a seminal work of the six hundred and twenty fifth Grand Highblood, Poteni Pikoli :o) It tells the story of Badras, a penitent highblood sinner who is charged with greatest heresy and his struggles to win back the trust and love of his Family. :o) He is given several trials to complete by the Church, which culminate in the hardest and most brutal of all. :o) He must slay his lowblood lover. :o) The play calls for the actual lowblood playing the role of Johana to be culled live on stage. It's very emotional and visceral. :o) @handMaid and I took up the call to put on a performance of our own! Here we are in the final moment, where Badras cradles the body of his matesprit in his arms, and wonders whether it was all worth it. :o) He in the end decides, of course, that it was. There's no lowbloods in the Carnival, after all. In the end, he'll have his Family or he'll have nobody.

⚇ how the wicked word effects you ain't on me, sister. ⚇ put it down to the piety or put it down to the messiah's presence but i am always but merely a vehicle for its power. ⚇ preach. ⚇

⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇

⚇ Shit, you got it, sister. ⚇

⚇ Amen. ⚇ Always gotta keep family in the forefront. ⚇

⚇ Sideshows 38:9 ⚇ "It's the silence that unnerves me most. That tension line when kin's gone off doin' some important shit, and you ain't hear back yet. You know they're capable, you know that they got the whimsy for a walloping and they can handle themselves. But it's dangerous out there, brothers and sisters. And I can't help but worry after my kin every damn time." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

I wIsh thErE wAs bEttEr clUrch mUsIc thAt I cOUld bE cOntEmplAtIvE tO thE hOnks sqUEAks And gIgglEs mAkE It dIffIcUlt tO cry prOpErly I sUppOsE thAt cOUld In thEOry bE A fEAtUrE InstEAd Of A bUg?

sUffErIng 38:3 "I fEEl thEIr AbsEncE lIkE A wOUnd, thE lAck Of thEIr lAUghtEr lIkE tInnItUs. thEsE hAlls wErE OncE fUll Of kIn, dAncIng And lAUghIng And prAyIng tOgEthEr. nO mOrE, nO mOrE." #scrIptUrE

hIlArItIEs 13:24 “nOt All whO wAndEr ArE lOst, ExcEpt fOr thAt bItch hE’s gOt nO clUE whErE hIs Ass Is” #scrIptUrE

꧁SLAM patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat skidddddd THUMP clink clink clinkclinkclink krrrreeeeeeeeak tap tap tap pat pat pat pat pat pat pat scrrrtch scrrrtch scrrrrRRRATCH THUD ... drip drip drip squelch pat squelch pat squelch patpatpatpatpatpatpat KRRRASH tink tink tink tink tink hssssssssssssss gurgle gkkk gk—KHHK THUMP THUMP THUMP skitter skitter skitter skitter patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat SNAP ... whump draggggggggggg scrape scrape scrape thud tick tock tick tock tickticktickticktickticktick DING pat pat pat pat pat pat ... knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG crrrrack splurt splat ... pat pat pat patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SLAM #suggestive꧂

sometimes whenn people are talkinng to me (annd refuuse to signn) i go “yeah” whenn i didnnt hear them at all.

I SSEE >8/ WE// THANK YOU FOR ANSSWERING MY QUESSTIONSS >83
My usual visions of the carnival but… faint. theres soMethin else there. soMethin DARK

⚇ Shit, sister. ⚇ The honor would be all mine. ⚇

lOOks wOndErfUl sIstEr!

⚇ Fly as fuck, sister. ⚇ Breaks a brother's heart to see a sister without makeup though...⚇ That shit feels too cruel, even if I ain't know what you done did. ⚇

((tune in to the music to set some mood :3c , on repeat if you're a slow reader)) ((warning long OOC glimpse into Ursila's story)) [ha...haha... you sure enjoy your silly little people on the palmhusk...] [you sigh as you sit on one of the many antique velvet couches of your hive. It's quiet, a terrible kind of quiet, where you can hear the squakterrors caw as they circle the shore outside just as clearly as the thoughts in your pan] [maybe going to space won't be so bad, you've been preparing for it all your life, a chance to be at the side of the Grand Highblood, being the physical form for the many ghosts that advise him. One night you too will be one of those voices, eternally helping the clurch, the serving the messiahs. You would be the tenth, though you don't even know if the ninth has passed yet.] [you had found the perfect metaphor for it earlier. It's like waiting for an execution date. not knowing when or if you're going to die.] [even if you wouldn't die, a part of you will, the part that has blossomed over the last three perigrees] [a voice calls to you from the distance, as your eyes flicker between shades of purple] ursila, there is a call in for you from the flagship. it may be time to go. [you look up towards a ghostly visage which looks eerily like you, same horns, same face paint, just much older. That grim expression which you can never remember her holding anything but still stands placid upon her face. The Medium, first in the line of succession, and your mentor. Your stand in for a lusus over all these many sweeps] mUst I trUly gO? [you speak in a soft voice, a light tremble underneath it as if you were on the verge of tears] do not be foolish girl of course you must this is a great honor, one you have trained your whole life for would you throw that away now, for a gutterblood you met a few perigrees ago? [you grow quiet, your shoes suddenly turning into the most interesting thing in the world right now. You can still see the reflection of the window you were looking out of in their shiny face as your mentor speaks up again] answer the call, I must inform the remainder of the coven, i trust the call will go well and you will be on your way soon [the medium hesitates, glancing back at her pupil. Young and fragile, but talented and sharp. She will make a fine medium one night, she thinks to herself, as she quietly slips away into the dark halls of the ancient hive.] [being a good medium however is the last thing on your thinkpan right now. you glance up at that window, light softly shining out of it as tears begin to well up in your eyes. you can't do it. you can't, you shakily rise to your feet, and glance once more at that window. Somewhere out there, your matesprit is sitting, waiting for you to come back] [maybe, you can just go back] [just go back to her] [regardless of the lost opportunities, of the consequences, of anything you have learned from sweeps and sweeps in the clurch. you don't care, you couldn't care less about any of that.] [your legs move before your mind, but it begins to catch up. by the time you are out into the halls, you think about the kindness you have been shown. by the time you reach the door you think of the time you spent with your friends, and as you get into the moonlight, running across the bridge off the little island your hive sits upon your hair being lifted by the breeze, dress flowing as if it was urging you back, you think of your matesprit, that beautiful concert where she yelled into the mic until her throat went horse, and jumped until the stage nearly buckled. the only thing you leave behind being the tears that fall down your face, twinkling in the moonlight before falling to the stone path] [and you keep running] [off into the night] [not once looking back] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_UFbeWe4BM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/150d1ba3d47a.png (( ill do more ooc posts like this, since Ursila doesn't really talk accurately about her personal life, but, teaser is that we never did find out what they were gonna say on that call from the flagship. Hope you enjoyed. )) #mirthfulchittr #ooc
Rubbiing your woundss iiss liike eviil maassturbaatiion

ִ ࣪𖤐 Gr×̷̷͜×̷N iz tHe cOlOr Of tHe NigHt. Olive, lime. Perfect tO f×̷̷͜×̷d my servitOrz! ๋࣭ ⭑

stIll wAlkIng, I thInk I Am nEArby my Old hIvE, bUt I wEnt OUtsIdE sO lIttlE whIlE I lIvEd thErE I dO nOt thInk I rEcOgnIzE thE rEgIOn sUrrOUndIng It mAy thE mEssIAhs gUIdE mE

I thInk Im nEArly thErE I ApOlOgIzE If wAtchIng my jOUrnEy hAs bEEn bOrIng... shOUld bE OvEr sOOn shE wIll knOw whAt tO dO

o°~teeheehee~°o oh most glorious!~°o how wonderful it is to see the good word posted so gleefully!~°o thank you dearest cousin for this magnificent addition to this site!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Alright. ₱ay u₱. No₩. I've ₩aited long enough. You got me on land. ((Art ¢redit: $₱ooky₱oo₱et on Di$¢ord))

A fine game tonight. Truly. Good hand$, ₱oor de¢i$ion$, ex¢ellent ¢om₱any, and ju$t enough ₱ani¢ near the river to make the ₩hole thing ₩orth ho$ting. I had the table ₩here I ₩anted it for mo$t of the evening. ¢hi₱$ $ta¢ked, nerve$ $ho₩ing, every little ¢al¢ulation beginning to lean in my dire¢tion. There i$ a ₱arti¢ular ₱lea$ure in ₩at¢hing a room realize the tide ha$ gone out around them. Then, at the end, I o₱ted to ₱ut everything for₩ard. A gamble to ¢elebrate a night ₩ell $₱ent. A re¢kle$$ thing. A beautiful thing. And, tonight, a lu¢ky thing. $o ¢ongratulation$ are in order. I am not angry. Lu¢k i$ a gue$t at any ₱ro₱er ¢ard table, and it ₩ould be very ₱oor manner$ to ¢om₱lain ₩hen $he finally arrive$ drunk, late, and laughing. Enjoy the ₩in. ₱oli$h it. Tell the $tory generou$ly. Remember the feeling of holding one over old $ea¢ra$h. Next time, I ex₱e¢t lu¢k ₩ill have other a₱₱ointment$.

⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇

I fEEl mUch bEttEr nOw, Uhm, And EvErythIng Is fInE sIdE nOtE, I Am nOw hAndcUffEEd tO thE hOspItAl bEd

AmEn AmEn sIstEr

o°~teeheehee~°o preach, dearest cousin!~°o let us indulge both in prayer for those most mirthful above and in sweet, sweet ichor!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇

:o/ Disputing the caste system again, are we...? :o/ Undoing all of my and @handMaid's hard work over the sweeps. :o) Oh well suppose we'll have to go back out on another excursion, hm?

:o) Believe what you wish :o) It is of no consequence to me. :o) There's merit to being an 'unseen hand'.

⚇ Amen, sister ⚇
SLASH OR PASS¿ ALWAYS ALWAYS SLASH¡¡¡ I'LL PULL YOUR INNARDS OUT WHERE YOUR EYES ARE¡ #VIOLENCE
IF KOOPEY THINKS THAT SHE CAN CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT ON *LIVE* TV WITHOUT A KICKBACK, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING¡ I'M CALLING *HER* OUT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. I WANT A MATCH AT TWELVE NIGHTS OF FIGHT NEXT MONTH IN KILLIGRAM CITY¡ YOU THINK YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS¿ BABY, YOU AIN'T SEEN EVEN A SPECK YET¡ #SWF #CALLOUT #PROMO

⚇ WHOOP WHOOP AND AMEN, MY SISTER! ⚇

⚇ Hey, ain't no motherfuckin' thing, sister. ⚇ We fight, we spoil...But at the end? ⚇ Kin is kin is kin. ⚇ Family above everything. ⚇ Even the family you ain't know you had. ⚇
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings

thE fIrst trAnslAtEd And AnnOtAtEd bIts Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI. rEOrdErEd tO mAkE mOrE sEnsE tO thOsE lEss AwArE Of clOwnly OrdErIng schEmEs mAdE In jApE. Of nOtE bEfOrE wE bEgIn, thE bOOk Of zEntrI Is A mOrE rEcEnt tExt bUt wAs wrIttEn In clOwn lAtIn InItIAlly, thIs Is A rEtrAnslAtIOn Of mUch Of thE OrIgInAl tExt rAthEr thAn A qUOtIng Of thE sUprEmE hOnkIfEx trAnslAtIOn pOpUlArIzEd by thE fIfth grAnd hIghblOOd. I wIll bE pUttIng my thOUghts bEtwEEn pAssAgEs In [brAckEts lIkE thIs]. thE OrIgInAl tExt dOEs nOt stArt wIth hIs dEAth As mOdErn trAnslAtIOns dO, A chAngE lIkEly mAdE tO bEgIn wIth sOmEthIng IntErEstIng tO pUll rEAdErs In. bEyOnd mE Is thE rIght tO crItIcIzE sUch A chOIcE bUt It Is nOt OnE I wIll bE mAkIng fOr my trAnslAtIOn, And As sUch It wIll AppEAr OUt Of OrdEr tO whAt mOst ArE qUOtIng. nOt tO mEntIOn mAny jApEs mAdE bEtwEEn trAnslAtIOns wIll bE rEmOvEd fOr fUrthEr clArIty, And As sUch I wIll nOt bE cOnsIdErIng thIs A fAIthfUl trAnslAtIOn bUt rAthEr A sImplIfIEd vErsIOn fOr thOsE wIshIng tO gEt stArtEd. lEt Us bEgIn. “thErE wAs A mAn In thE lAnd Of [strUck frOm ImpErIAl rEcOrds], whOsE nAmE wAs zEntrI; And thAt mAn wAs pErfEct And vIOlEnt, And OnE thAt fEArEd thE mEssIAhs, And EschEwEd bOrEdOm, bUt mAn wAs hE wOrth fUckIng wIth. OntO hIm wAs bEstOwEd mUch mIrth, thAt bItch knEw It In cUpfUls, shIt flOwEd, Is OOzEd, bUt nEvEr wAs thAt shIt EnOUgh. mAybE It wAs cUz Of thAt fEElIn, thAt knOwIng thAt hE wAs A cUp Of fAIth tAllEr thAn AnyOnE ElsE, wIth mOrE Of thE OOzE Of pIEty thAn OthErs yEt stIll nOt fUll thAt thOsE rIghtEOUs mOthErfUckErs In thE cArnIvAl AbOvE dEcIdEd tO sEt tO thE wOrk Of tEstIng hIm. [tEchnIcAlly dOEs nOt sAy cUp bUt rAthEr An OUtdAtEd drInkIng ImplImEnt, bUt I thOUght cUp wOUld bE A clOsE AnAlOgy] It bEgAn In thE bIg tOp, whErE brOthEr zEntrI dId prAy, thE tEArIng Of clOthEs, hAvIng Of flEsh, And flOggIng Of thE sElf In hOlIEst pEnAncE bEfOrE thE cOngrEgAtIOn dId thEy dO. [ApOlOgIEs fOr A nOtE sO sOOn bUt hAvIng Of flEsh I knOw nOt If It Is #nsfw #cw-cAnnIbAlIsm Or #gOrE bUt It Is cErtAInly OnE Of thEm, If nOt All Of thEm. prActIcEs cOmmOn In thE EArly clUrch.] OUr hOly brOthEr tOrE hIs shIt Up On thAt tIghtwIrE, frOm thE tOp hE stArEd, Up IntO thE rOOf, Up thrOUgh A hOlE In thAt tEnt And thErE dId hE sEEm thEm glImpsE hIm OncE fOr thE fIrst tImE, And sO hE spOkE ‘thE mEssIAhs.’ brOthEr zEntrI stUmblEd At whAt hE dId sEE, hIs fEEt wErE UnstEAdy, thAts thE thIng AbOUt A tIghtrOpE, dOUbt yOUrsElf OncE And yOU fAll OUt Of It, sAmE wAy As prAyEr, sO yEAh thAt bItch AtE shIt hE fEll frOm thE wIrE, thAt pIOUs mOthErfUckEr dId, And In hIs fAIth, hE knEw It, hE bElIEvEd thEy wOUld sAvE hIm bUt nAh, whEn hE fEll thAt bItch brOkE EvEry bOnE In hIs bOdy, shIts A mIrAclE hE EvEn sUrvIvEd, bUt hE dId, And As hE lAy thErE blEEdIn, kIn lAUghIng EvEn As thEy lOAd hIs dUmb Ass OntO thE strEtchEr, zEntrI knEw hE hAd tO gO sEEkIng thAt gAzE OncE mOrE And hAvE thEm lOOk UpOn hIm In A spOtlIght AgAIn. “ AlrIght I thInk thAt Is EnOUgh Of thE frOnt sEctIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! It Is mOstly gEttIng thIngs stArtEd ExplAInIng hOw hE bEgAn hIs grAnd spIrItUAl vOyAgE! tO sEEk thE gAzE Of thE mEssIAhs OncE mOrE. mOdErn IntErprEtAtIOns sUggEst thAt hE mAy hAvE bEEn trIppIng On A #sUbstAncE bUt wE cAnnOt bE sUrE. lAtEr tExts wIll InclUdE dIrEct mIrAclEs, mUch tO sAInt zEntrI’s mIsfOrtUnE. thE InItIAl sEctIOn spEAkIng Of hIm As A cUp hAd A lArgEr sEctIOn I dId nOt spEAk mUch On gIvEn It wAs dIscUssIng dIffErEnt gIAnt cUps? thE clOsEst cOmpArIsOn bEIng thE cOmpArIsOn Of zEntrI As A tUb And mOst clOwns As cUps, All hOldIng thE lIqUId thAt Is pIEty. It dEscrIbEs thAt lIqUId As sOmEthIng mOrE… thIck… bUt I thOUght It wAs A bIt dIstrActIng. I trUst thE mEtAphOr wAs nOt lOst On yOU All. thAt Is pArt 1 Of thE trAnslAtIOn! I dO hOpE yOU EnjOyEd, And If I gEt A gOOd rEspOnsE tO thIs thEn I wIll wrItE mOrE. #scrIptUrE #scrIptUrE-rEtrAnslAtEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng #pIEty

A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
oh... i think i missed nUde posting hoUrs.. doesn't matter thoUgh >.• #nsfw https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/20260703113720.png...
alright mother fuckers here we go hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooooooooonkhooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooonkhooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkʞuoɥhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

.we are bulge posting now specifically to piss off the pretentious fuckers who get pissy every time it happens ,and then put themselves on a pedestal for refusing to join iN .decline all you want just don't pretend it makes you betteR .eat my wiggly dicK .loseR .all of you horny bozos had better participatE .or just stay on the loser lisT ?cuz why should i care .take two and if the embed is still FUCKED i give uP .post meowbeasts here or something insteaD https://i.imgur.com/CqhEisE.jpeg #nsfw #bulgepostinG

sound mother fucking advice, sis. OUR MESSIAHS AIN'T ALL ABOUT SAVING US OR THEM BITCHES AIN'T WHAT ABOUT BEIN SAVED AT BY THEMSELVES. a motherfucker reflects. RESPECT TO A FELLOW NINJA. :o)

I Think You Should Be Able To Break Their Noses For This. #violence #serene

#slopart #doodle https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/630%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260702174810.png
⏾ Awright I kn﴾ ﴿w s﴾ ﴿me ﴾ ﴿f ya like t﴾ ﴿ have a face t﴾ ﴿ da name ﴾ ﴿f whateva tr﴾ ﴿ll yall talkin t﴾ ﴿ s﴾ ﴿ hea ya g﴾ ﴿.

nOt lIkE ThE FiRsT PeRsOn tO DiE On hErE To bE ToTaLlY FuCkInG FaIr. SoMeOnE'S AlWaYs dOiN SoMeThIn.

(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future

⚇ Always time in the schedule for some holy painting, my kin. ⚇ Never apologize for that shit ⚇ When the muse takes you, it'll take you. ⚇ May Messiahs guide your brush ⚇ And focus your think pan. ⚇
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| should reAlly post t|ts AgA|n th|s w|ll be rect|f|ed when |m not comfy cozy |n my cupe

?would being aro ace make you immune to bitchlessness accusationS .like by way of having never wanted bitches anywaY .i am neither of these things just curiouS geN\
Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE

wAs lIkE TrYiN To bUt yA ToLd mE To fUcK OfF.
!!!THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH!!! !HER WOMB IS MOTHER GRUBLY YESY! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

mmmmmmmm yeah no i'mmmm gonna pass on this one, mmmmaybe you'll have better luck wwwwith the next sorry schmmmmuck you try to peer pressure into mmmmaking bad choices. i already mmmmake enough of those on mmmmy owwwwn lmmmmao

...YeAh, LiKe yOu kNoW YoU SaId tHe wRoNg sHiT RiGhT AfTeR N ThErE AiN'T No dO OvErS )o:

˚. ᵎᵎ 🍇 GAMZEE MAKARA ಄ ⋆˚࿔ canon compliment | candy timeline saved my KK at the end of the game ▪ ▪ ▪ a study in wtf is wrong with this damn clown tbh (a lot) ──────────────── ꒰ ▪ ♑︎ ▪ ꒱ ──────────────── ⪼ˎˊ˗ A very normal and well adjusted adult Gamzee with ** NO ** underlying issues whatsoever. He is a faithful war dog to his Commander Karkat. The big kahuna points and his problems are splattered into the finest blood mist. Truly the highlight of his week when he’s deployed. Does KK feel bad about using him? Yes, but does Gamzee enjoy being used? Also yes. This man has problems, self worth, rage, loneliness, faith, sobriety, REAL deep generational shit but is he chill about it? Totally, like don’t even worry about him for real. He’s learned from the last time there are worse things than death (like he can die anyway lol). Could he realistically reduce a world to the beautiful blood ocean he thinks about? Yes. Would it be so fucking easy and fill up the hole in his soul? Yes, but wants to think not. Would it feel good though? Yes. What he really wants is to feel less lonely on an atomic level. He knows he’s a weapon. He knows people are afraid of him, that no matter what he does it won’t make up for all of it, that he’s lucky he has what he has and should accept his cards and try again next go round. Being used is better than being alone. ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXPECTATIONS ੭﹕﹒ ▪ NSFWE, gore, violence, abuse, substances, incest, selfcest, the GOOD stuff ! ▪ DM’s are open, ic and ooc. i like making friends but if i come off cold it’s the tism, if i don’t have anything to say i just won’t say anything lol. ▪ chat style rp is fine for chittr interactions but i prefer third person paragraph style if you plan on interacting with him in person ▪ i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks ▪ i ** WON'T ** interact with self inserts/fictives period. ⪼ˎˊ˗ i ONLY block gimmick accounts ppl that experience crazy character bleed or you annoy me a stupid CRAZY amount ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXTRA ੭﹕﹒ ▪ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal everywhere that matters. ▪ mun is black. ▪ all art posted here is mine unless stated otherwise ▪ i'm cool with late replies or replying to old stuff ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ▪ if you wonder why i’m not replying to your thread it’s cause i be thinking, pondering even, i never forget … unless i do (like a week passes). https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a23f4bef7fe2.png

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