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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

Kult: +47
Kull: +7
Total: 54
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Our Holy Mirth
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@tauntologicalCarrouser[TC]

"AND LO, MY MOTHERS AND FUCKERS, KEEP A KEEN EYE ON THOSE WITH FLAGS A GUTTERBLOOD RED. HELL, KEEP LOOK OUT FOR THE FUCKIN GREEN AND PISS-COLORED ONES TOO. LOOK FOR ALL THE COLORS IN THOSE WAVING FLAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS, BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIN GLORIOUS IN THEIR GAIETY! BE THE COLOR YOU WANNA SEE IN A FLAG, AND RUN LIKE A HOOFBEAST RIGHT AT THEM RED FLAGS WITH A WHOOP WHOOP!" HILARITIES 33:2-6 #SCRIPTURE #INSPIRATION

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Kull: +19
Total: 46
Ratio: 1.42
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Our Holy Mirth
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@tauntologicalCarrouser[TC]

the~ gra~nd hi~ghblo~o~d's chi~tts a~re~ pro~ce~sse~d thro~u~gh myse~lf, Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n Ri~da~fa~. I~ ha~ve~ the~ gre~a~t ho~no~r to~ scre~e~n the chi~tts he~ re~a~ds a~nd to~ a~ct a~s hi~s mo~st mi~rthfu~l scri~be~. a~ny mi~sta~ke~s be~ o~n my fi~lthy he~a~d. --zr THIS MOTHERFUCKING ACCOUNT WILL BE A PLATFORM WITH WITH WHICH I WILL SPEW THE HOLY WORD OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS AND BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR FUNNIEST AND MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY DRIBBLINGS. "BE WATCHFUL OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STEPS, MY FAMILY, FOR THOSE WHO DARE DO FUCK AROUND WILL SURELY BE THE FIRST TO MOTHERFUCKING FIND OUT." -Sideshows 12:34 #scripture

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

"thE lOUdEr thy lAUghtEr, thE brIghtEr thy plAcE bEnEAth thE EtErnAl lIghts." rEvElrIEs 52:13 It hAs bEEn A whIlE sIncE I hAvE pOstEd hOly #scrIptUrE! :)

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ WHOOP WHOOP! ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Sideshows 35:2 ⚇ "And Messiahs have mercy on a motherfucker who comes between one of our kin and what they consider theirs. I ain't never seen motherfuckers more possessive than our clown asses. I know sisters that'll split mountains and walk through 'em if it meant putting claw on their perceived pound of flesh." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +39
Kull: +21
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.86
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

rInglEAdErs: 10:87 "And lO thE cArnIvAl wAs nOt bUIlt In sIlEncE bUt In lAUghtEr And thUndEr; And It wAs dEcrEEd thAt nO vOIcE rAIsEd In trUth wOUld bE cAst OUt, whEthEr It bE sAng, scrEAmEd, Or hOwlEd."

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Letters To The Empress 9:99 ⚇ “AYYYY BITCH, it’s ya girl here! Listen listen, I’m just paging ya to ask somethin’ rq then I’ll get out of your huuuge hair, bestie!! So like, I’m The Grand Highblood now and I’m trying to, y’know, #SpreadTheGoodWord! And I figured the best way to do that is if you allowed us to take our freakshow on the road! Now, I know what you might be thinking. “Whaaaat? This chick wants *more* clowns?” and the short answer to that is yes, absolutely. Think of it like this: The more faithful there are under our banner, the more clowns *you* have to do your dirty work. Capiche?” -From Luxxie Lihten, 13th Grand Highblood. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +34
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Total: 48
Ratio: 2.43
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Suffering (Of Saint Killjoy, the Isolated) 50:1 ⚇ "I can't take it. I can't take it! A clown is supposed to be with their quadrants, with their FAMILY! This isolation breaks me, bends my bones out of shape until I am naught but tears and fury. What good is my blood if I have no one to share it with? What good is my honking if I ain't got a sibling to honk back at me? Please, return me to my family. Put me back under the sky where the Messiahs can see me. Bring me back. Please. PLEASE!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +38
Kull: +21
Total: 59
Ratio: 1.81
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

lAUghtEr 2:17-21 "And gIEvE tO All whAt yOU hOld, fOr nUthIn Is Evr trUly yUOrs Orh sOmEthIn lIEk thAt Ur nOEt AddIng thjIs tO thE hOEly bOOk rIghht? fUgk…” #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr

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Total: 55
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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=No=it=is=more=than=okay=cousin=is=already=such=a=high=and=pure=term=of=endearment=to=be=bequeathed=upon=someone=so=down=to=the=dirt=such=as=I=that=I=worry=it=would=be=dirtied=by=association=alone=yet=I=promise=to=treasure=it=as=much=as=possible=haha=:)//<

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=True=enough=I=only=wish=they=snapped=out=of=the=haze=of=self=hatred=and=propaganda=sprayed=onto=them=and=recognise=the=peace=accepting=your=position=can=bring=haha=:///<

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Yes=that=is=so=true=but=very=few=lowbloods=seem=to=get=that=message=due=to=the=corruptive=influence=of=the=Sufferer=and=his=other=would=be=rebels=which=is=such=a=shame=haha=:///<

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=Truly=the=generosity=of=purplebloods=is=one=of=their=most=bountiful=aspects=for=how=they=share=such=literary=masterpieces=with=even=the=lowest=of=blood=colours=haha=:)//<

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@atomizedHobbyist[AH]

>--D=The=beauty=of=scripture=never=fails=to=amaze=me=:)//<

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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Amen, my sister. ⚇ A-motherfuckin-men. ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ One of the saddest ones we got in the Hot Shit. ⚇ Squeezes my pusher for all its worth every motherfuckin' time. ⚇ Kudos for the pick. ⚇

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Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Gog ! just love !t when a plan doesn't go the way ! !nv!s!oned !f exactly!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Colors 40:9 ⚇ "Paint, my kin. Art is pious and holy but more than anything its important to leave signs. What you gon' have in a million sweeps when you likely gone on to the Carnival, what you gon' leave behind? Actions, deeds and paint. Paint a mural, prove you was here. Cement your existence through your artistry and proclaim your eternal voice. 'I was here! I was clown! I was FAMILY!'." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #MirthfulChittr ⚇

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Ratio: 4.80
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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Shit, you got it, sister. ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Amen. ⚇ Always gotta keep family in the forefront. ⚇

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Our Holy Mirth
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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Sideshows 38:9 ⚇ "It's the silence that unnerves me most. That tension line when kin's gone off doin' some important shit, and you ain't hear back yet. You know they're capable, you know that they got the whimsy for a walloping and they can handle themselves. But it's dangerous out there, brothers and sisters. And I can't help but worry after my kin every damn time." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

sUffErIng 38:3 "I fEEl thEIr AbsEncE lIkE A wOUnd, thE lAck Of thEIr lAUghtEr lIkE tInnItUs. thEsE hAlls wErE OncE fUll Of kIn, dAncIng And lAUghIng And prAyIng tOgEthEr. nO mOrE, nO mOrE." #scrIptUrE

Kult: +21
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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Sicknasty Sunday Superfreak
Nobody knows how to bust it down quite like this Emperyean.
@empyreansApothehosis[EA]

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΣΩm-∊♱Ɨm-∊Σ p-∊Ωpl-∊ n-∊-∊d Ⱥ b-∊♱♱-∊r r-∊ȺΣΩn ♱Ω ⴵȺ♱-∊ Ω♱ⴵ-∊rΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

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What I know so far: this is the doing of that blasted rock. What I don't know: how. In any capacity. I believe the reverse of this situation has happened before to someone else.

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@normalEveryday[NE]

this....seems.like.a.good.message.with.problematic.aspects... is.this.really.your.religion?

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@temporalGuitarist[TG]

goNNa go stare at booKs with a frieNd today.

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Our Holy Mirth
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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

My usual visions of the carnival but… faint. theres soMethin else there. soMethin DARK

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

lOOks wOndErfUl sIstEr!

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Shit, sister. ⚇ The honor would be all mine. ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Fly as fuck, sister. ⚇ Breaks a brother's heart to see a sister without makeup though...⚇ That shit feels too cruel, even if I ain't know what you done did. ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

mAnIc Am I jUst bEIng mAnIc? I Am wOrrIEd I jUst, mAdE A tErrIblE mIstAkE mAybE I cAn tUrn bAck nOw mAybE thEy wIll fOrgIvE mE whAt If thEy dO nOt

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I hAvE sEt Up my rEspItE blOck wIth sAlt lInEs, As wEll As On bOth sIdEs Of All Of thE wAlls, AcrOss thE wIndOws, And chArms tO lOck thE cEIlIng shE fInAlly cAnnOt gEt tO mE EnOUgh fOr mE tO sAy I dOnt wAnt tO gO... I cAn't gO IntO ExIlE EArly, I jUst cAnnOt, I Only jUst stArtEd lIvIng my lIfE fOr thE fIrst tImE EvEr, I cAnnOt jUst bE tOrn AwAy frOm It All nOw...

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Conviction 17:56 ⚇ "There is a lot the Messiahs will test you on, but above all the thing that will be tested most is your patience. You must learn the value of waiting, of standing by for the Messiahs blessing. You will receive what you are owed when the Messiahs see fit and not a moment sooner, motherfucker. Bide. Stay. Sit. Keep your eyes trained on the horizon. They'll get to you eventually." ⚇ #Clownposting #MirthfulChittr #Scripture ⚇

Kult: +33
Kull: +9
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.67
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I fEEl mUch bEttEr nOw, Uhm, And EvErythIng Is fInE sIdE nOtE, I Am nOw hAndcUffEEd tO thE hOspItAl bEd

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

AmEn AmEn sIstEr

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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Our Holy Mirth
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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Clown rabies is real, actually.
@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o preach, dearest cousin!~°o let us indulge both in prayer for those most mirthful above and in sweet, sweet ichor!~°o glub honk honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +7
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

dont tell the aristocracy that i prefer the company a peasantbloods

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ No matter where you sit on the issue. ⚇ Y'all motherfuckers are unrealistically confident in shouting down the social order. ⚇ Do y'all *wanna* be culled? ⚇ Either that or you're Earth-C posers tryna cosplay and you ain't in any danger in the first place. ⚇

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Total: 53
Ratio: 1.79

WHOOP WHOOP TO THE TWO ABOVE¡

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Amen, sister ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ WHOOP WHOOP AND AMEN, MY SISTER! ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Hey, ain't no motherfuckin' thing, sister. ⚇ We fight, we spoil...But at the end? ⚇ Kin is kin is kin. ⚇ Family above everything. ⚇ Even the family you ain't know you had. ⚇

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⚇ Carnivals 20:20-24 ⚇ "Kegsti had disappeared from our number for some nights. We'd all feared the worst- rogue lusii, other trolls who disapproved of our meetings, but he returned to us on what would have been the fifth day of his absence. 'I saw it!' he cried, hoarse in the squawkblister as though he'd been screaming. 'I saw it clear as the twinkle of the moons! Rows upon rows of eternally laughing faces in the Carnival above!'. Now, at the time none of us motherfuckers knew what he was yammering on about. Everyone smiling all the time? It just wasn't possible. That was, until Kegsti *showed* us. When we woke the next night, Kegsti had gathered berries and chalk and blood and made a pulp. We watched as he slowly began to apply it to his face over the course of the next half hour. It was crude, it was unfinished, but we saw it. The way the lines pulled up into a dastardly grin. The endless possibilities for individuality in the markings. We would have rows upon rows of laughing faces. And thus, tradition was born. We would no longer be without our masks, our faces, jeering and smiling at the rest of the unbeknownst world. We had our hands on some shit they could never dream of." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings

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gullible-ass twinkz

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@sacredDrinker[SD]

🔪 9’6” :0)

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

mOrE sOUp tO fUEl my rEsEArch :)

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I hAvE bEgUn my trAnslAtIOn Of thE bOOk Of zEntrI! wE shAll sEE hOw sUch gOEs And If thE lAymAn (nOt mEAnt nEgAtIvEly) Is IntErEstEd In sUch clUrchly tExt wOUld yOU All AlsO lIkE my pErsOnAl thOUghts In bEtwEEn? #scrIptUrE

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Let me paint *you* a picture, sister mine. ⚇ Straight from here to homeworld ⚇ And allll the way back again ⚇ Until you've seen all the most beautiful fuckin' hues the Messiahs set out for you. ⚇ Back the fuck up. ⚇ Back the fuck off. ⚇ And get the fuck on, sister. ⚇ Find some other prey to sink yo' teeth into. ⚇ This one's claimed. ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I wAs thInkIng, sIncE I Am rEstrIctEd nOw tO thE cOffErs Of A hOspItAl rOOm UntIl thE mEdIcUllEr sIgns Off fOr my rElEAsE (my bUrns hAvE mOstly hEAlEd nOw!), thAt pErhAps I shOUld dO A chIttr scrIptUrE lEssOn! Or, EssEntIAlly, trAnscrIbIng wIth cItAtIOns fOr thOsE UnknOwIng Of thE hOly tExts AspEcts Of A lArgE swAthE Of clOwn scrIptUrE rAthEr thAn jUst A smAll bIt. OnE Of thE EAsIEr OnEs tO dO sO fOr bEIng thE trIAls And trIbUlAtIOns Of sAInt zEntrI thE UnfOrtUnAtE A mOrE AccEssIblE bIt Of scrIptUrE As hIs trIAls ArE qUItE cOmEdIc In nAtUrE, A trUE bUmblIng clOwn thE mEssIAhs sAw fIt tO mEss wIth In EvEry mEAnIng Of thE wOrd :) If thErE Is IntErEst dO lEt mE knOw! EvEn fOr thOsE nOnrElIgIOUs hErE, I thInk It mIght bE A nIcE trEAt #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUIlchIttr

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its KINd of strange SPENdING time with someone you know you have LIMITEd time with, the awareness that every moment together is on a timer. i cant dECIdE whether to be angry or SAd or to just try ANd enjoy the time left together. its HARd. i look at him ANd get torn between crying ANd yelling. why COULdNT you just live. why COULdNT you HOLd out a little longer. am i SUPPOSEd to be left here, is that what you want. ?to leave be BEHINd? i know its not fair to blame him. i know that. its my fault this is haPPening to him ANd yet... i dONT know what to dO. i just dONT know. i wish he COULd stay forever ANd BUILd a life time of memories with me. maybe its silly to be so ATTACHEd in such a short time but i cant helP what i feel. hes my best FRIENd. i SHOULd have EXPECTEd our time together to be cut short. i knew his time on this alternia was LIMITEd but i still ALLOWEd myself to hoPe that maybe we COULd overcome this, that he COULd stay with me forever. i was STUPId. it dOESNT dO any GOOd to Pray, not to a messiah who cant hear me. this ORdEAL has been testing my faith, the IdEA that the messiahs will always know where i am, what im dOING, how im in NEEd of a miracle, it isnt there anymore. i know they cant always be there, she has her own matters to dEAL with. but i still wish.... no it dOESNT matter what i wish. this is whats haPPening ANd i cant dO anything to change that. im sorry little mister. i dO love you. even if i COULdNT Protect you. i dONT know if i can Protect anyone. im sorry. #cw-death #littlemister #mourning #tobeburied #PuPPet -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

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@resplendentCandour[RC]

⧃ When I get hive I may give the piano another try.

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I Am qUItE fOnd Of hOnkbEAsts :)

Kult: +22
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

thEy dId nOt hAvE sOUp fOr my lUnch tOnIght- :( I wIshEd fOr sOUp

Kult: +6
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o i believe i shall start playing this most wonderful tune @ once so th@ the messiahs may guide me both in faith and in rhythm whilst i paint!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

my pUshEr cAn Only tAkE sO mUch wIth All thE thIngs gOIng On...

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@jovialMerryment[JM]

o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo haahaahaa teeheehee!~°o oh how this tune fills me with glee!~°o thank you dearest cousin of mine, for sharing this verse and reminding me of its wondrous rythm and rhyme!~°o glub honk!~°o |-|~[]~|\|~|< :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

Kult: +2
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@capriciousWardog[CW]

wIsH FuCkInG CoNsPiRaCy tHeOrIeS WeRe lIkE BiG FrUiT Is uP AnD MaKiNg tHe rOcKs iN MaNgOeS SmAlLeR. nOt lIkE PoIsOnInG ThE AiR Or mInD CoNtRoL.

Kult: +7
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@emotionalCorpse[EC]

#discouragement

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@emotionalCorpse[EC]

#encouragement

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I shAll sEEk It AmEn

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

IndEEd kIn, I wIll try- I Am jUst, hEsItAnt tO lIstEn I Am qUItE sUscEptIblE tO pOssEssIOn. On pUrpOsE Of cOUrsE fOr my grAnd wOrk dEdIcAtEd tO thE bIggEst brOthEr, hE Of hIgh mIrth. I sUppOsE I AlwAys knEw It lEft mE vUlnErAblE jUst nEvEr lIkE thIs

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I hAd A vEry vEry bAd nIght lAst nIght And, dAy I thInk? fOr thOsE IntErEstEd, I sEEm tO hAvE wAlkEd AcrOss thrAshthrUst, In my slEEp dUrIng thE dAy? wE hAvEnt fIgUrEd OUt hOw, ExActly, bUt I wOkE Up OUtsIdE sOmEOnE's hIvE, And- IncIdEntAlly brOkE In nOw I Am bEIng trEAtEd fOr sUnbUrns, hEAt ExhAUstIOn, dElIrIUm And A fEvEr

Kult: +6
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May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

I'M SAYINGGGG plus the place was empty and it was under a ta8le it was gonna get thrown out anyway

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Tip from a Hollywood Exec. I live and work by a very strict code, built on loyalty, justice, and trust. I survive because I eliminate those who betray it... You live in a world with institutionalized codes, where order has already been imposed by powerful forces, where there are laws and rules for everything. I live in a world with no laws, no rules, and certainly no order. So I have to impose my own.

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CAN SET YOU TRULY MOTHERFUCKING FREE AND BE ALL ABOUT GIVING A MOTHERFUCKER A SECOND SKIN

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only the motherfucking laughter of the messiahs.

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@virtuousSilence[VS]

🎶✨😊🎵

Kult: +17
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Kult: +42
Total: 42

as much as I am enjoying. my forays back in+o socie+y. I +hink I am going +o go insane. if I ge+ one more commen+ abou+ my face.

Kult: +8
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(a u-uhm purpleblood j-just stumbled i-into my h-hive) (i t-think she l-looks a b-bit ill b-but she’s s-sitting on m-my loungeplank m-messaging someone)

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

8outa make him lay down on the loungeplank so I can sleep atop him and if he moves I WILL cry

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

I fOUnd my wAy bAck tO mAtEsprIt chIxIE's hIvE I wAs vEry lOst fOr A bIt thErE pErhAps I wIll stAy clOsEr nExt tImE? I Am stIll wOrrIEd I wIll bE lOst OncE mOrE whEn It cAlls fOr mE

Kult: +14
Total: 14