♠ hated by @nesbenNesben
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OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
[ we honest ozygourmandias mains toil and grind while the game gives them fucking everything] [im so sick of it]
[ how the fuck are seagrifts not nerfed yet fucking hell]
[start grinding in your cloud twin]
[sgiyct]
[Imperial communicator Bensha Pyerio's old flarp character 'Fakksahn Logician' (926) https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/9375dfb581db] [.] [png]
[still the most balanced meta flarp ever had imo]
[#graphic] [victim of a now-patched ozygourmandias instant kill technique circa 927] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/511c80db29f5] [.] [png]
[rare to see the skylark grandpa rocking a weapon] [hes usually on 2xfistkind]
[Legendary FLARPer Minoru Suzuki in 932 engaging in a battle on a moving train] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/b4332368bdf0] [.] [png]
[maybe i wont die because] [am special]
[having tuber wafers and an abomination energy for breakfast tonight] [whats the move]
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
[we just passed 20 followers] [at 30 i am planning on posting something very special]
[The most infamous argument in FLARP history] [poster on FLARP forum asks about grinding XP every other day] [pages-long argument starts about how many days in a week there are] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/3196b79bd355] [.] [png]
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]
[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]
[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]
[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]
[rip bozo]
[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]
[what do you mean by that]
[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]
[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
[just made a very wise investment]
[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]
[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]
[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]
[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
[women are real as hell] [to me]
[idk about all that]
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
i think i havve a hate crush on myself
=^.-.^= Part 2 of tha choose your adventure kult game!! https://i.imgur.com/cG7Zl2N.jpeg =^.-.^=
its a drain on this household
the bar's 6 feet under. I really don't know how he tripped over it
the thing thats truly fucked up is that i can make better brownies without trying
pro life tip: if you pretend you never saw the issue, its not your job to stop it or clean it up. this applies to weird bloodstains in rooms, bulletholes in the walls, housefires, and the shower being out of soap
I'll do it because you have explicitly told me to and I respect your position as my boss, BUT, i am demanding that you bring home a Dr Pepper for me when you leave the bar. And if you don't heed my demand, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Probably just be pissed. Please can I have a Soda.
Okay, If we're counting the WHOLE of midnight city, then yeah. fine. you're right. People get shot every day. fffucking fine. BUT! I would argue that taking the time to complain about it is a part of DEALING with it. If you're allowed to bitch&bail at the ~2nd sign of Biscuits being a hazard to this house, then I'M allowed to say "Hey, My day isn't going that great"
im surrounded by petty, bitchy men at all goddamn times
You're blowing up the numbers and you know it. Its not literally EVERY DAY. So sorry that I'm a reasonable persom who 1) doesnt like being shot and 2) wishes that people weren't so blitheringly stupid all of the goddamn time
I GOT SHOT EARLIER. Scratch forbid if I want a little peace and quiet at this hour!!
I'd argue I'm already having a real doggone bad day, Boss.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only (non-managerial) person in this stupid house with any brains. I regret wishing people I recognize would get on this site
Would it be mean to say that I wish that it kept happening until he stopped
constantly. he does it to himself sometimes.
i swear you used to be smarter. what happened
biscuits thats the number 11
if anyone cares i am putting out the #feltfires i guess. I really wish my boss didn't decide to DRIVE TO THE BAR.
i just wanted to chill. #feltfires :(
But you're not saying it's untrue. Curious.
he set the kitchen on fire. and then did it again. thats two fires. Doublefire.
You're two drinks away from a waltz, Boss. I don't know how to tell you this.
Boss, We both know he's a handsome man with a dangerous kick. That's the best kind of man there is.
13 set the house on doublefire, Crowbar's getting absolutely pissdrunk with Droog, and Ms Paint is helping me clean up the doublefire mess.
It looks like hes trying to get laid.
my boss gets laid and i get to mop ashes off the floor.
I think I need to go tell Stitch something really quick.
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im never getting that fucking dr pepper
if it grows to 67% then we get custody of the web domain
the 1% grows to something like 1.5%
sometimes rocks look good as fuck to eat but i'm not a fool. i'll be keeping my teeth.
I trust your judgement, Nesben. If you consider Slenderman an ally that I do too.
There's no reason he can't be I'm just confused. Last possible person I'd ever expect
okay, Truth Nuke. Nesben you're onto something.
thank fucking god we have investigators on this website
i want a really really big sandwich so bad but i think the place i order sandwiches from got exploded last week so i may never eat again
It feels crazy to ask someone for a badge.. even if i really really want one... difficult
what do you mean people are getting verification badges
I really hope you can recognize that that's a really, really difficult question to ask someone living in felt manor
TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE TRUE BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
you blew up my boss last night
THE TRUEST of blue casey hours
i'm turning into my final form. i'm sick of the red text. It's favorite color time.
the sneaky snitch snummy sneats
my theme music rn is sneaky snitch. I have to deliver the treats. the sneats. the snummy sneats.
some of the shit he says does make me laugh yeah
Like yeah It's bad and I'm semi-related to the concept of him but also, I'm scared of that dude! And also a woman! I would get hurted.
I'd apologize for his behavior but I absolutely cannot #vagueposting
i'm gonna pretend i don't notice a second distinct slick. my #prostrats of ignoring things
thank you nesben, i love you nesben
I got bad news, Droog! Really bad news!
I am about to get way more annoying way quick
What's everyone's favorite pokemon? Mine is Politoed.
It takes a few months but it does, yeah
It will grow back, Nesben, Promise.
if i reach the top of the leaderboard i'll shave my head
I AM GOING AS DAFT PUNK AS I CAN
i can't help you biscuits i'm striving towards goals that mean nothing
i gotta think. how do i get followers and reactions to get my numbers up.
Good luck finding a new spot to put lead in, the only reason I look as clean as I do is because of Stitch.
I don't think a woman's back is nsfw. you could fight me on this but consider that we've both seen worse posted untagged
Don't worry! That's mine! I know how it got there.
I HAVE A TATTOO #nudity I GUESS https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/backtatt.png
peter griffin vs deadpool rap battle
you people are bustling now but just you wait, I have the 3-6am market cornered on innane babbling
your grunch is astoundingly correct then, yes
what if i call it the grunch instead
#flashing https://media.tenor.com/mIS3s5GRlkQAAAAM/pain-screaming.gif
mah main goal is 2 blow upp n then act like i donno noboby
BZZT!! FUCKING WRONG. THAT IS, AT A TERRIBLE BEST, A SHALLOW AND REDUCTIONIST INTERPRETATION OF THE ASHEN QUADRANT. I ACTUALLY EXPECTED BETTER FROM VERSIONS OF ROSE, SHAME ON ME. CLEARLY YOU DID NOT HAVE KANAYA TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THE FINER POINTS OF THE QUADRANTS. I WILL RECTIFY THAT, BE THANKFUL I AM TAKING PRECIOUS MINUTES OUT OF MY LIFE TO INFORM YOU OF SHIT EVEN WIGGLERS UNDERSTAND. THE ASHEN QUADRANT IS ONE OF TWO CONCILIATORY QUADRANTS, AND THE ONLY ONE OF THE FOUR QUADRANTS WHICH INVOLVES MORE THAN TWO TROLLS. IT IS ALSO THE ONLY QUADRANT DEPENDENT ON ANOTHER QUADRANT, SPECIFICALLY THE PITCH ONE. LET'S ASSUME THERE ARE TWO TROLLS LOCKED IN A CONTENTIOUS RELATIONSHIP. THEY MAY BE IN A LONGSTANDING FEUD OR SIMPLY BE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO ONE ANOTHER. THEY ALSO MAY WORK AS KISMESIS, BUT BECAUSE THE PITCH QUADRANT IS NATURALLY VOLATILE AND CHAOTIC, BEING OFFICIAL WOULD *STILL* GO ASS OVER SIDEWAYS AS IT PIROUETTED INTO THE DEPTH OF BULLSHIT. WHATEVER THE REASONS ARE, THE PROBLEM COMES DOWN TO TWO TROLLS WHO ARE ON THE BRINK OF FALLING INTO A MESSY, NO DOUBT TOXIC, CALIGINOUS RELATIONSHIP. THE RELATIONSHIP WOULD NOT ONLY HURT THE TROLLS INVOLVED, BUT LIKELY HURT ALL THE OTHER TROLLS IN THEIR FRIENDSPHERE AS WELL. THIS IS WHEN AN AUSPISTICE WOULD STEP IN. DESPITE THE OFTEN EMOTIONALLY UNFULFILLING NATURE OF THIS QUADRANT, IT IS UP TO THE AUSPISTICE TO STEP IN, IN ORDER TO KEEP THE TWO OTHER TROLLS FROM GOING AT ONE ANOTHER'S THROATS AND RIPPING THEM OUT WITH THE SAME GLEE AS A HUMAN GRUB RIPPING OPEN THEIR PRESENTS OF THE DAY OF THEIR BIRTH. IT IS AN OFTEN THANKLESS TASK, WHICH IS WHY I PERSONALLY THINK IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR AN AUSPISTICE TO END UP IN THE ROLE OF THE ONE BEING AUSPISTICIZED, ALBEIT WITH A DIFFERENT GROUP OF TROLLS. THE COMPLEXITIES OF THE ASHEN QUADRANT, FROM ITS DEPENDENCY ON THE PITCH, IT'S INHERENT GROUP DYNAMIC AND POTENTIAL GROUP ENTANGLEMENT DYNAMIC WHICH LEADS IT TO BE THE LEADING QUADRANT FOR UNEXPECTED AND UNWANTED VACILLATION. AS WELL AS JEALOUSY BETWEEN GROUP MEMBERS, ITS TASKING AND UNFULFILLING NATURE, AND IT OFT BEING MISUNDERSTOOD, EVEN BY TROLLS, ARE JUST *SOME* OF THE REASONS WHY YOU CAN'T FUCKING SAY IT'S THE QUADRANT THAT ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO CHILL OUT. THERE IS NO HUMAN CONCEPT, ROUGH OR OTHERWISE. IT IS A UNIQUE TROLL CONCEPT OF ROMANCE, AND JUST ONE FOURTH OF OUR CONCEPT OF ROMANCE AS A WHOLE. FOR THE RECORD, YOU CAN NOT REDUCE *ANY* OF THE OTHER THREE QUADRANTS TO ROUGH HUMAN EQUIVALENTS EITHER. THOUGH THERE ARE SIMILARITIES TO BE FOUND, SAYING OUR RED QUADRANT IS LIKE HAVING A PARTNER, OUR PALE QUADRANT IS LIKE HAVING A BEST FRIEND, AND OUR PITCH QUADRANT LIKE HAVING AN ENEMY, RIVAL AND HATEFUCK ONLY SERVES TO BREED CONFUSION BETWEEN HUMANS AND TROLLS. WE DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE RED, PALE OR PITCH QUADRANTS IN A WAY SIMILAR ENOUGH TO HUMANS FOR COMPARISON. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH OUR REDROM QUADRANT MATES, AS YOU ARE OFTEN FRIENDS WITH YOUR PARTNERS. BY AND LARGE, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP RED OR PITCH FEELINGS FOR OUR PALE QUADRANT MATES. WHILE IT DOES HAPPEN, THAT IS CONSIDERED VACILLATION, WHICH CAN QUICKLY BECOME TOXIC IF IT IS NOT NIPPED IN THE ASS. BY COMPARING OUR CONCEPTS OF ROMANCE AND SEXUALITY, YOU ARE INVITING HUMANS TO THINK IT IS OKAY TO ACT PALE WITH THEIR MATESPRITE, OR WORSE, EVEN ASHEN OR PITCH. THAT CAN ONLY SERVE TO HURT ALL PARTIES INVOLVED, GIVEN THAT THEY'VE NO DOUBT *NOT* DISCUSSED SUCH VACILLATION BEING ALLOWED IN THEIR QUADRANT. A SIMILAR SENTIMENT CAN BE SAID OF THE OTHER QUADRANTS. TROLLS DO NOT WANT THEIR HUMAN KISMESIS TO START ACTING RED, PALE OR ASHEN THEM, TWO CALIGINOUS TROLLS ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A PALE PARTNER TO PAP AND SHOOSH THEM. PALE QUADRANT MATES DO NOT EXPECT TO RAIL. IF I MUST, I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH MORE EXAMPLES. I CAN ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH MORE DETAILS ON HOW EACH OF OUR QUADRANTS *SHOULD* WORK, BE IT HERE OR IN A DM. BUT, YOU SHOULD ALSO EDUCATE YOURSELF SO YOU DON'T STUMBLE INTO THIS SORT OF MESS AGAIN. IT IS EASILY AVOIDABLE IF YOU BOTHER TO PUT MORE THAN THE BASIC AMOUNT OF RESEARCH AND OBSERVATION INTO TROLL CULTURE, SOMETHING YOU *CLEARLY* DIDN'T DO, DESPITE YOUR CLAIMS. #NSFW- Quadrant talk, Sex mention,
does this work? showing off my favorite katana. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/554977ec3d6a.jpg
this f\/cking g\/y nEsbEn w0nt st0p hating my p0sts d\/dE likE hE wants t0 bE my kismEsis 0r s0mEthing
shE call mE baby shE call mE b00
#n0wplaying PixElland by KEvin MacLE0d https://www.y0utubE.c0m/watch?v=rQqr10MC_uw&list=RDrQqr10MC_uw&start_radi0=1
THE HEDGEHOG AND HIS FOX FRIEND ARE IN MY DEATH EGG AGAIN??? THAT'S IT I'M SENDING THE DEATH BALL.
if y'all ain't liking my chitts you better be hating them.
Trading my pink PS2 for cigarettes. #communaltrading #queercommune #queerspaces
After learning that Mr. Jack Brinner is a Yaoi, I would like to publicly express my fondness for him.
Speaking of breakfast. ♥ - The whole shebang. Eggs, bacon and sausage, toast, hash browns, pancakes/waffles. ♠ - The Continental. Pastries, yogurt, fruit, coffee, juice. ♦ - All the bacon and eggs. All of them. Bankrupt the kitchen. ♣ - No breakfast, like a dimwit.
[what if it grew to 67%] [?] [just a peek into my twisted pan]
SUM OF YOU HAVE CLEARLY NEVRE HAD TO CHEW ON DRYWALL TO SURVIVE AND IT SHWOS
you dare continue to keep hating my chitts? you dare keep living in my presence? I AM NOT A MAIDEN FORGIVING, I SHALL END THEE AND REVEL IN THE CHILL AS MY VENOM SEEPS DOWN YOUR VEIGNS! YOU WILL 8E CULLED A FOOL AND 8E REMEM8ERED NEVERMORE!
Howdy nesban! How would you like some mental health insurance to cover the costs of snapping??