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professional <> companion. discreet + experienced pale fulfillment. affiliated with the imperial coalition of quadrant administiffers. shooshpap certified. military discounts available. #nsfw

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good night, dear one. how have you fared in my absence? i was ill, + it was my own foolishness that caused the stabbatical. in time, i hope you can forgive me.

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yeah man i can let it slide

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your graciousness is without end. have you been well, dear one?

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ahhh, you know me (guy you'VE never met before). always busy (lie). on that grind (jobless).

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such is the fate of my dear one. should you require what they call "hyping the beast" or some such. then you need only reach out; i will be there to offer comfort + warmth.

thanks. i'LL let you know when the beast needs to be hyped

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i have located a lovely video. it is of the A M V genre; riveting animation + a lovely song as well! what do you think, dear one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruCsgIWwb-8

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good eve, dear one. i have returned from a recent sabbaticrawl after the great pleasure of organising the most recent pale passion festival. some know it by the title "pale-a-pal-oosa" as stated by my dearest associate: @tautologicalTechnique. did you have reason to attend, dear one? opening night was so spurious, i may have missed your inclusion... #nsfw #paleromance #palepassionfest #companionship

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < EWE ALREADY KNOW MY ANSWER...!!! And thanks again fer scurryin' about t'fetch refreshments after th'last vendor up 'n passed out on a pilgrimmage to slumberland...!!! Who knew there was a such thing as TOO MANY g-DAMN QUILTS??? TOO MUCH COZY??? DREAMS TOO DEEP? Glad they're all fit as a fiddle 'n amped up fer next year though...if a bit sore!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < That said...MISSED YER POSTS A-PLENTY!!!!

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if there is any success to be had in the manglement of events, it is in seeing each + every participant snuggly-wuggly after a hard night's work. your brilliance, dear bhildr, shone through most brightly at your suggestion of overday tents for the most comfy + of course... the sleepy! ha ha ha.

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good night, dear one. this evening, i have discovered a wonderful readslab procurement station, staffed by mannerly trolls. they even carry large print options! a great boon for myself. "charred behemoth repository" located in old imperial south on i-198, should it ever be in your orbit.

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↘️i would literally never be anywhere near there, this post is not relevant to me.↘️

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fret not, dear one. there are surely similar establastments in your vicinity, should you dare to seek them. i would be very happy to hear about your potential reading escapades.

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good light, dear one. i have located a delectable meal option, + close to my place of administiffing! what a grand find, wouldn't you say? have you had similar fortune recently?

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you have made it, @tautologicalTechnique! i see that my encouragement was taken to pusher, if you will permit me that smugness.

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( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < Aww, gosh darnit! I didn't know they was gonna up 'n tattle on me for followin' ewe! Guess I just couldn't up 'n stay away! Pity. I coulda really kept this whole clandestine STEALTH skill goin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't bug me none though!!! Happy to share the skies with you, Sweete stuff! Thanks for the much needed nudge off the edge...wouldn't-a-taken kindly to the wind under my sails if I couldn't feel it for myself! This place is beeeeeeeeeautiful! Lotsa lovely faces to take in!

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i could not agree more, dear bhildr. you are the ever-present party lead in my brightest lights. + to think i was under the impression that such meanderings were beneath your mighty intentions. wool, tugged over my brittle bulbs!

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Aw, shucks, now you got me swipin' tears 'o tarnished gratitude off this 'ere eons old face, confound it!!! Don'tcha know it's poor form to peer behind th'screen and flatter the buttons off the talkin' head??? The dungeon master's guild fer flummoxed 'n flustered sorts will be hearin' 'o this, you best believe it! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Tssssssk, tsk, tsk, miss ma'ams!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ewe're so goshdarn blessed you got that double proficiency in Persuasion I just can't say no to!!! Mighty intentions. Baaaah!!!

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yuri? such a term has never graced my knowledge. would you explain it to me, dear one?

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As it is has been explained to me, it is similar to the Yaoi but with girls.

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another term that i must seek further clarification on. thank you, dear one.

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Not quite. It's more nuanced than that. Yaoi is often more fast-paced and explicit. Yuri focuses much more on the emotional nuance and development of the characters.

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Thank you for this insight, valued constituent!

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how lovely! is there a dedicated place that i could find such tales upon? i do hope you will assist me, dear one.

https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/yuri?view=groupings

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dear one, i have a request of you. does there yet exist a weighted cover for tired eyes? if so, would you tell me about such a thing? i fear i have strained mine, overmuch, looking at my photoslabs while editing.

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good night, dear one. i have been away, you see, but recently i have come into possession of a delicious beverage. pictures, + perhaps a selfie, will follow in time. sharing this moment with you would be the most wonderful thing.

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hmm... well. not everyone can have an informed opinion on the power of a strong union. but you + i know better, dear one. if you were ever worried about the finer details, i would be honored to explain.

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ahh... my dear client made a most delicious breakfast + even provided a soda. upon researching, it seems this is a @carbonatedCaravanserai original! i thank you, dear one. the taste is simply wonderful.

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s.o°da in cereal is a w.o°nderful ch.o°ice better than water f.o°r certain am glad y.o°u are enj.o°ying my pr.o°duct has bec.o°me widespread as I bec.o°me m.o°re pr.o°lifiic and m.o°re realize that I sell b.o°ttles cheaper than fr.o°m the vending machines

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that is not a combination i had considered, though i will endeavor to attempt it next time. have you a flavor you like best from your selection, dear one? i would love to try it.

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D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper is the best t.o° my tastes th.o°ugh f.o°r s.o°mething a little perhaps m.o°re ex.o°tic there is s.o°me J.o°sta I have recenrtl has c.o°me int.o° m pr.o°ngs this is a rare .o°ne n.o°t seen .o°ften and w.o°rth a try and a half .o°therwise Ii w.o°uld have t.o° ask f.o°r y.o°ur particular flav.o°r pr.o°file

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i try everything once, + often end up liking it a little. where shall i go to purchase a helping of each flavor recommendation, dear one? there would be no sense in ordering delivery - i have recently taken up "cardio" in pursuit of health! (:^

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I can be f.o°und in m.o°st maj.o°r metr.o°p.o°litan areas th.o°ugh the specifics I tend t.o° keep .o°n the d.o°wnl.o°w f.o°r pers.o°nal safety but I am highly m.o°bile as I sell .o°ut .o°f my scuttletruck the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai that is my the name

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wonderful! i shall endeavor to seek you out, dear one. you will know me by the width of my smile + of my hips. neither intend you harm, of that i will assure you.

Umm .o°kay y.o°u will kn.o°w me by I am in a s.o°da truck I guess I can l°o.o°k f.o°r a smile but I d.o° n.o°t stare atlady hips I am n.o°t a pervert thank .o°u th.o°ugh

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good night, dear one. have you slept well? the passage of day to night, the passage of your thinkpan from rest to wake. it can be difficult for some. would you share your dreams? i would be so happy to hear about each + every one. #paleworker #nsfw

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ahh, he is running a little late. nevertheless, i will take my leave from you now. be kind to yourself tonight. it would mean very much to me if you were gentle towards my dear one. #nsfw #paleworker

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only a few clix until my next session. i'll be away for some time, dear one, but know i am keeping warm thoughts of you in my pan. as we ease into that respite... what is a hobby you have recently picked up? i am very interested in the time we spend apart, just as much as what we spend together. #nsfw #paleworker

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🜂 | 🜂 | Is it any surprise to ANYONE that my answer is 'MAXIMIZING SHAREHOGGER RETURNS'? the warmest thoughts in any pan is financial freedom. the kind you can only acquire through business savvy, grit, determination, and a willingness to forfeit any personal cost imaginable for returns beyond imagination! 🜂 | I also won't lie. i have taken to a hobby of 'PANFULLNESS BREAKS' more often these nights! a few moments to click my nails over a pendulum on my polished desk after hours. a few laps in the water before the sun scorches over the horizon. a conversation with my many friends and fiends at the hydration station. calls from. people who remember me. lots of. touching. casually. from trolls who give me a second thought. i show my. big expensive watch...and drive...places...model scuttlebuggy...new sweep model... 🜂 | Money. 🜂 | money. 🜂 | mmm... 🜂 | ... 🜂 | Looking forward to more great things from you! and what you do with my modest investment of warm thoughts of me! and spending together! #Chairminimingling #SigmaGrindsetAsideAFewMillion #LikeItIsNoBigDeal #BecauseItIs #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STRAIGHT ROLLING IN IT.

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have you a favorite luxury to dassle your acolytes with, dear one?

🜂 | 🜂 | Of course! My SMILE! 🜂 | And i'm always smiling. always. #Chairministrangling #PartialFaceReveal #YouJustHaveToImagineTheFace #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABos #PityyABoss #PittyABoss #CantFuckingType #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🙂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SMILING. SEE?

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what a brilliant feature! you wear it well, dear one. here, we can grin together. (:^

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🜂 | Oh! i don't know that i could smile for QUITE that long in one sitting. 🙂 🜂 | When yours brightens up the room so much! the reflection would be blinding! like an echo of an echo that picks up enough speed to cause an avalanche! 🜂 | Perhaps a hug might be a better look on you? shoulder to shoulder, head brushing past. don't worry. these horns may be sky high, but they're as soft as fiat currency along the grooves! groovy, huh? #Chairministrangling #SickGrindsettledDown #LikeEmbossings #PitiableBoss #SelfPityABoss #GoldenHide #HellNoYellowFellow #ReChittingForInvisibility 🟡 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is

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oh my. dear one, are you feeling well? perhaps we shall take a moment to rest, you + i. we will connect after my session to discuss your stressors; that first chitter will be at my discretion - free of charge. rest for now, mm? (this is not #quadadvice.)

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🜂 | 🜂 | I'm so sorry I missed your crawl! I can be reached any time in DMs, on my page, via fax, or if urgent enough, through encrypted line referred through a secreterritorial! Toodles! MACRO COSMOS - WHERE NO SKY IS THE LIMIT. 🙂 #Chairminisnuggling #SickGrindsettledIn #Bossnnnzzzzz #ZZZZZZ #SnoreABoss #GoldenZzzzz #HelloSeepyFellow #ReChittingForAqueuemulation ⚪ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY.

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for shame + for misery. a dear client has postponed our session. i suppose i must indulge in a bit of timeslaying until 3. #paleworker #nsfw

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🜂 | Timeslaying? how about timeSAVING? that is to say, saving for your retirement while you're still working! fewer opportunities will present themselves nearly this handily, so take my recommendations for what they're worth. that is to say. their weight in gold! 🜂 | Step one! never keep all your assets liquid. or they'll slip between the cracks in your touchstumps! 🜂 | Step two! always keep your passwords password protected. nothing sucks more than a bad faith actor faithlessly executing commands you didn't authorize. 🜂 | Step three! that's me! hi! i'm a financial expert fully qualified to speak and give financial advice. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #NowDoesConsulting 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.

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oh my! such solicitations will not go unheeded, dear one. should i have need of your service, i will pass your credentials along to my affiliates in icqa. (:^

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🜂 | No printer, just fax! speak that wicked truth and business testify to your ICQA inc (R) folks! 🜂 | I will be sending a copy of my business card over the line in due time! you can count on it! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #NowDoesConsulting 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.

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i am eagerly awaiting our connection, dear one.

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good evening, dear one. welcome to my page. this account serves three purposes: managing frequent clientele, marketing companionship, + discussing the finer points of extreme cinema. (especially the mysterious murder genre.) details will accumulate here as they arise. currently enjoying: mystery case records - return to legislation: hive, dread hive

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🜂 | Stumbled across this page. but it's more accurate to characterize it as falling in love at first site! what a webpage! not only are your services described in lush detail... 🜂 | But it's very clear you've got the kind of can-do (others) attitude necessary to #THRIVE in the business! 🜂 | Olive you alone, but know that i'll be watching you from a short distance! consider yourself heavier by the weight of a 'FOLLOW'! 🜂 | we are what the cool pupas of today call 'MOOTS'! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenTakes #HelloFromAYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢❗❗❗ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is IN-AWE-NLINE.

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you are very gracious, dear one. your vivacious participation in my page is appreciated + i do hope you are managing your health. high-powered blisterness careers can be taxing on more than the chitin, after all.

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