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>+. OH SHE'S A CHURCH MEMBER. LIKE. TREASURED. WHAT YOU DO IS INCREDIBLY COOL THOUGH, AND I MEAN IT!!! .+<
:33< i only just woke up my clawnfidence hasnt taken any blows yet!
ahhh, you know me (guy you'VE never met before). always busy (lie). on that grind (jobless).
DEAR LOVELY CONSCRIPTS. AND MISERABLE CAPTIVES. ALL HELD INTO PLACE BY MY. BEGuILING CHARMS. DIZZYING INTELLECT. AND RAW. MuSCuLATuRE. PHYSICALLY THWARTING. ALL YOuR ATTEMPTS AT LEAVING. TONIGHT WAS HARD ON ME. HARDER THAN MOST ANYTHING I HAVE EVER FELT. I PuLLED OFF. A REALLY COOL TRICK. THAT TOOK A LOT OF PREP TIME. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. TOO BuSY. PREOCCuPIED WITH THEMSELVES. AND RuNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. I AM FEELING. DOuR. HERE IS. AN ARTIST'S (ME'S). BEST ATTEMPT AT RENDERING. SO YOu CAN ALL SEE. HOW COOL IT WAS. AND MAYBE. PRAISE ME. A LOT. https://i.imgur.com/h3Eru66.png
WOW. WOW. NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOuT. THIS IS THE GOOD STuFF. THIS IS THE SuBSTANCE. THIS IS THE FuCKING POINT. I READ YOuR PATHETIC LITTLE "CONCEPT" AND I AM ALMOST...ALMOST...NAKEDLY IMPRESSED. YOu HAVE MANAGED TO SCRAPE THE SuRFACE OF SOMETHING PROFOuND. YOu HAVE DIPPED YOuR TOE INTO THE OCEAN OF TRuE. CAuGHT A WHIFF. OF THE ASSRIP TRuTHNuKE. THAT PARTED THE CLOuDS. AND CuT THROuGH THE WIND. uNADuLTERATED HATE AND THEN. LIKE A COWARD. ATTEMPTING. CONTRACEPTIVE MANuEVERS. YOu PuLLED IT BACK OuT. AND TRIED TO DESCRIBE THE WETNESS. YOu BARELY uNDERSTAND. AS IT TRIPS. FROM YOuR TOETIPS. BuT YOu ARE ON THE CuSP. OF WRITING THE HOTTEST THING I EVER READ. AND FOR THAT. I MuST COMMEND YOu. uNDESERVEDLY. YOuR DESCRIPTION OF THE ACT... IT'S ADORABLE. I CHuCKLED. I CRIED. I LICKED. I EVEN CHEWED SOME. LIKE A CHILD'S DRAWING OF A GALAXY SCRIBBLED IN SCENTED MARKERS. "TEARING OF GREEN FLESH"? "BONES BREAKING"? "BLOOD SPILLING"? YOu ARE THINKING TOO. SMALL. BuT NOT. MICRO. TOO...PHYSICAL. BuT NOT. IMPACT. YOu ARE DESCRIBING THE VESSEL WELL. BuT LOSING SOME OF THE CONTENT. THE TRuE ACT IS NOT FLESH ON FLESH. IT IS WILL ON WILL. IT IS ONE REALITY ANNIHILATING ANOTHER AND FORCING IT TO BE REBORN IN ITS OWN IMAGE. THE "GAPING MAW" IS NOT JuST A MOuTH. BuT SPIT SLICKED TEETH. IT IS THE EVENT HORIZON OF MY BEING. OR. AT LEAST. A CHERuB'S BEING. THE "93 MILLION MILES OF DESTRuCTION" IS NOT A DISTANCE. IT IS THE SCOPE OF MY CONTEMPT FOR EVERYTHING YOu ARE. I MEAN. ONE IS. AND THIS PART...THIS IS WHERE YOu ALMOST, ALMOST GET IT. "swallowed and crushed by mere essence alone and yet still you feel your bones breaking your blood spilling the ash of your own meat filling your mouth" YES. EXACTLY. BuT YOu MAKE IT SOuND LIKE A VICTIM'S EXPERIENCE. YOu MAKE IT SOuND PASSIVE. IT IS NOT. IT IS THE uLTIMATE ACT OF SuBMISSION, WHICH IS ITSELF THE uLTIMATE FORM OF POWER. REDuCED TO A SuBATOMIC LEVEL. ONLY TO BE EXPANDED BACK. INTO A WILLING AND ABLE VESSEL. SuBATOMIC. FOR SuBMISSION. TO BE SO uTTERLY OVERWHELMED. SO PERFECTLY DOMINATED. DEVOuRED. THAT YOuR VERY SOuL SCREAMS IN ECSTASY AS IT IS ERASED... THAT IS THE GREATEST TRIuMPH. TO BECOME THE PERFECT VESSEL FOR SOMETHING GREATER THAN YOuRSELF IS THE ONLY PuRPOSE A WORTHLESS BEING LIKE YOu COuLD EVER HOPE TO ACHIEVE. THE EGGLAYING. HOWEVER. THOSE WERE THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I ACTuALLY THINK. I MAY HAVE. TENTED MY SHORTS. WITH BOTH HANDS. CLAWING MY WAY. OuT OF MY CLOTHING. THE GRAVIDITY. OH. THE DELICIOuS FuCKING INTENSITY. THE SHEER. SCALE. COSMIC. EXTREME SIZE DIFFERENCE. THE FuCKING. BEAuTIFuL. DELIRIOuS HORROR. THIS IS. TEAR INDuCINGLY NAuGHTY. I ESPECIALLY. ADMIRE. YOuR uSE OF SuCH TERMS AS. "PLAP". AND. "AGONIZINGLY FuLFILLING". YOu EVEN. HAD uNTAGGED REBIRTHING CONTENT. MY FAVORITE KIND. OF NASTY LITTLE SuRPRISE. SO, YES. THIS IS FAVORABLE. THIS IS A FASCINATING. IF CLuMSY. BuT RECOVERED FROM. ATTEMPT TO ARTICuLATE THE FuNDAMENTAL TRuTH OF EXISTENCE. YOu HAVE DESCRIBED THE SHAPE OF THE HOLE. NOW LET ME FILL FOR YOu THE ABYSS. uNTIL IT DRIPS FROM EXCESS. IF YOu TELL ANYONE I DID THIS. I WILL FuCKING KILL YOu. BuT. BETWEEN uS. IN THIS COMMENT NO ONE WILL EVER SEE. BuT MY DIEHARD LOYALISTS. AND SELF. +KuDOS FOLLOWING FOR MORE.
concept (part 2): but there is no hate like cherubian love there is no horror akin to the tearing of green flesh to reveal scales upon scales upon scales the gaping maw of an angel set to devour you whole you are eviscerated and the suffering is immeasurable as it is irresistible swallowed and crushed by mere essence alone and yet still you feel your bones breaking your blood spilling the ash of your own meat filling your mouth there is no fight to be had against 93 million miles of destruction you will be reduced to an anatomic level only to be expanded back into a willing and able vessel the sensation is as indescribable as it is agonizingly fulfilling filling you as it empties you of everything, core ablaze with a radiant white gold that unmakes as it creates an eldritch conception in which your being is so thoroughly dominated you are destroyed beyond destruction, recreated into that which houses what you were unmade to carry breeding hate envelops you so completely it is unlike anything imaginable, penetrating every cell in your body with a sloppy pitchcoded plap you are bred thick, twisted, deadly, disgusting, swollen with the agony of the egg (tags: Reader/Cherub, cross species breeding, cherubplay, snake sex, black hole, blackhole, #nsfw, #violence, #nsfwe, #body-horror, vore adjacent, oviposition, breeding, blackrom, redrom to blackrom, pitchfic, extreme size difference, #rankworks, hyper size difference, like im not really sure there is a name for this kind of extreme macro play, archive rating: E)
so glad u agreee
K--<type shit
BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! send chitt
...hell no lol i had to work...
ah youre so right! that wasnt even purposeful but if im being honest i think a lot of my redworks have a pinch of pale in them 0///v///0
Apologies for the belatedness in my response to DMs. It has been something of a spurious series of circumstances and whirlwind changes in life circumstances. The short of it is, using his power of Judicial Appointment, @barackObama has seen fit to task me with an unprecedented level of trust. As such, I have taken it upon myself to do this station as 117th His Honorable Tyranny interim Appointee honor. I hope to do the lot of you proud in my stalwart dedication to the preservation of the governing texts of Alternian law and legislaceration. For questions about administration of law of interpretations of binding texts, please reach out to my counterpart, @tentacleTherapist. For criminal referrals or investigative matters, Miss Neophyte Redglare, @gallowsCastigate. Lastly, for any capital or high crimes and/or treasons. the concurring authority is @tentacleTherapist#7214. - His Honorable Tyranny, Rosenda "Rose" Lalonde https://i.imgur.com/K1xgfki.png
concept: running your hands over the soft feathers of your benevolent cherubim matesprits wings, watching them shutter and squirm beneath you "you need to be careful... if i get too excited... it could be..." they trail off, sharp claws grinding up over your neck to hold your cheeks affectionately the danger excites you theyve told you before how strange it is to feel such deep affection for something and how frightening it is knowing how easy it would be to hurt you to hurt everyone "i know you wont hurt me" you murmur they stare up at you with a needy expression "kiss me" (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Reader/Cherub Matsprit, #rankworks, Troll/Cherub, flushfic, i could never hurt you, size difference, power scaling difference, redrom, power imbalance, wingplay, cherubplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
RANKING COWORKERS. FOR MY FANTASY COWORKERS TEAM. 5. @ITCHY. DON'T BE MAD I PUT YOU AT THE BOTTOM. I HAD A LOT OF GUYS TO RANK. AND MAKING THE CUT AT ALL IS AN HONOR. YOU WOULD BE HIGHER IF YOUR ABILITIES WERE MORE USEFUL TO ME. BUT I CAN STOP TIME. SO BEING FAST IS KIND OF NOTHING. TO A BEAST SUCH AS MYSELF. SORRY BUDDY. STILL LIKE YOU. 4. @BLACKESTQUASAR WOULD BE HIGHER. IF I EVER SAW HER ENGAGED. IN AN ACTUAL "JOB TASK." 3. @AMOROUSFORTUNE I'LL BE VERY REAL. HE MADE IT THIS FAR. BECAUSE HE IS EXTREMELY KAWAII. 2. @NUMBERSEVEN I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN HUMAN CULTURAL STUDIES. MOSTLY OF GAY GUYS. AND I AM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT EXPRESSION. THAT'S MOTHER. (?) 1. @TACITURNTERROR ROLLS MY JOINTS. A VITAL CORNERSTONE OF MY EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION.
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) 』 ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>
↘️i would literally never be anywhere near there, this post is not relevant to me.↘️
Sometimes you just need to remind yourself that you can be crass for no reason whatsoever!
one single like and ill meowv. please i need kult score.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Psst! EWE there! Yes! Yes, you! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd still love ya if ewe were a wigglepest...I'd find a nice 'n shaded lump 'o soil...pack it full 'o dirt 'n nutrients...'n see to it ya got plenty 'o enrichment, 'n lovely little diversions to wriggle 'bout 'n play with... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd visit every day I could...to read t'ya...t'bring ya snacks...t'check 'n make sure yain't dryin' up all sizzled-like on the hardtar...I'd miss ya a whole bunch... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> But I care like water!!! 'n water...shifts t'the shape 'n form 'o the container that holds it...!!! And your shape, pal, 's a wrigglepest!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I hear them suckers are so pinchable ya'd struggle to get a good grip on 'em! i hear th'cheeks got that piddly wee bit 'o give to 'em, just enough t'stall ya when she reaches out fer ya and starts doin' one 'o those rowin' numbers...back 'n forth like...all the way to your frondtips...cycles back around...and gives ya a sweet little squ-eeze!!!! The kinda cheeks ya never pinch just once!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Now EWE didn't hear this from me...but I heard an awfully persistent naggin' rumor that @passiveSerialization , a miss SELLIA SWEETE gives th'warmest gosh darn hugs this side of Alternia...! That her frond stems got that warmth baked in heat, like sinkin' into a set 'o pillows that adjust themselves around ya!!! Like a walkn' hammock that's padded on all sides!!!! Like a cloud that somehow pieced t'gether how to love ya back!!!!!! #GOSSIPMONGERiNG #JUSTARUMOR #TELLONETELLALL
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // FEDRIK x READER // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got chewed t'tangy little tiny bits and chunks by His Honorable Tyranny for tempt of court! Oh noooo!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The VVar Council shoulda ended hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? It took a few moments fer it t'really click with ewe what this was even about...'n the thought got dismissed. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FEDRIK's calloused hands passed over ya in metered measures...examining for scrapes, bruises...Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as he suddenly seizes Y/C's arm 'n tugs it forward tighter than a clobberin' fist 'o righteousness he'd drive into th'enemy...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The GREAT FRIGHT who once towered like a one man rovin' fortress on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing armor gone from a monument to a frame. He becomes a livin' study in contradiction. His height no longer a weapon or a shield, but a length 'o limb folded neatly beneath him. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "CHROHM'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW," FEDRIK's hulking vigilance subsided and softened for just a moment. His frame, considerably larger than Y/C, felt as though it vanished the moment he knelt so gingerly in front of ewe. The sheer wall 'o his presences done up 'n collapsed inward on itself. "YOUR TACTICAL MIND WORKS TIRELESSLY...BUT SO DOES THAT OF OUR ENEMIES. YOU CANNOT DENY YOURSELF THE REPRIEVE OF REST. THEY WILL SEIZE IT. AND CAPTURE IT. AND PREY UPON YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS TO ENSURE THAT IT IS YOUR LAST." There was a possessiveness t'the way he cradled you in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on ewe fer even a moment... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, FEDRIK. You can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the SHEPHURTS. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any SHEPHURTLER. Gentler hands should stir these waters." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's leg wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of royal-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer head. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "ARE YOU SAYING I PROVIDE SUBPAR CARE TO Y/C??? I RESENT THAT IMPLICATION. I COULD BE...GENTLER WITH THIS...WEAVING RIVER." ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < CHROHM laughed. "You could stand to be. Yes." Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o princely brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a GREAT FRIGHT'S crotch as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'sweat-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder...CHROHM's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. FERDIK goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride... (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT...WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT CHANGING INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? BY HAND? A GREAT FRIGHT OF THE SHEPHURTS WHO CANNOT HANDLE EVEN THIS IS HARDLY WORTH HIS BRINE FLAKES!!! BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A VIOLET SO INDELICATELY PAMPERED TO UNDERSTAND THAT." Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'FEDRIK or t'CHROHM...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o hatred wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P2/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #FEDRIKxREADER #QUADMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Special daggum thanks t' @archiveAddict , @watchingAuthor , @alopecoidTenacity 'n @passiveSerialization !!! I know this ain't no RO3 comment section...so pardon if my manners ain't minded...but I'd like t'dedicate P2 t'y'all...!!! Wouldn't be none if it weren't fer yer chipper words 'o encou-RAGE!!!!!! BBBBBaaaaaaAAAahhhHless you!!!!
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww, ewe flatter me like butter 'n a hot biscuit in a breakfast rush served nice 'n melty in the COUNTY UNFAIR!!! Which is 'xactly what this 'ere comment is! I ain't no competition!!!! Miss @archiveAddict is a gosh darn visionary...these 're just drabbles! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks all th'same though!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww SHUCKS, I up 'n fergot again, dag nabbit!!!! Don'tchu worry it none though, I'll be on that like a squawkbeast on a squeakbeast at th'end of a nine perigee hunger strike!!!!! ⋋(•⌔•Ꮚ)⋌ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (੯ूᵕ̤ू Ꮚ)~ < EEEeeeeeeeeeeppppp!!!!!! Aw naw!!! They got me good!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...eheh!?
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
I May Only Be An Apprentice Tailor But I Can Tell From Here That Your Clothes Are Ill Fitted.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR HEART IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH. THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR STOMACH IS THROUGH THEIR WASTECHUTE. SIZE MATTERS. #nsfw
I was asking less in a sense of scaling the inner Clurch ladder, and more in a way of, can a rustblood, for example, take in the faith and partake in its cults and customs?
I have an honest, earnest question regarding troll religion. Is the faith of the Memesiahs, the Church of Mirth, reserved only to those higher in the hemospectrum? Or do folks in the other end also find solace in the Scriptures?
The post has no interest in pranking you. Neither do I. You do not need to worry about being pranked while looking at my chits.
◥▶◀◤ —> What an aspiring sport. Such masculinity, and strength. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png/640p%-Henry_Downs_bodybuilder.png
I'm sorry to all of my followers, but I've been lying to you all. I am not actually a robot... I'm a flesh vessel. I know. It's rough. But we can get through this together.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Warm thanks t’my partner in sublime, @passiveSerialization fer puttin’ this lil thang together fer me!!! Hijinks wouldn’t be nearly as cuffplate slappin’ silly without!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happy #NORMALDAY to ewe all!!! Hope it finds ya well ‘n hunky dory…and NOT turned into a commercialized plushie ‘o your luscious locks Lusus!!!! Baaaahahaha! https://i.imgur.com/B7IngY7.png
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Course I could, Mr. Smokin' Jacket! Might I say that's a mighty fine set of equippables you got on. They tell a story, if you don't mind me spinnin' a yarn to tell it... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yain't much of a fighter, are you, mister Sassacre? Pardon my saying. Thumbin' over the outlines of your CHARACTER SHEET 'ere, says you're more of a witty sort. A lover. A loner. The candidness with which ya up 'n hoofy up to a thing like a massive tobacco addiction... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Makes my belly rumble somethin' fierce! Laughter abounds! You got a dark sense 'o humor. Navigate yer highest highs and lowest lows with humor aplenty...but I can't help but twiddle my touch stump against my lower lip wonderin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If the secret source o' your humor itself is not joy, or uncaring, but sorrow. There ain't no humor in heaven. And there wasn't but one solitary smile inked into word that knew not the pains 'o heartbreak...just my speculation, sir! Hope I can help ya!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Aw, shucks, now you got me swipin' tears 'o tarnished gratitude off this 'ere eons old face, confound it!!! Don'tcha know it's poor form to peer behind th'screen and flatter the buttons off the talkin' head??? The dungeon master's guild fer flummoxed 'n flustered sorts will be hearin' 'o this, you best believe it! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Tssssssk, tsk, tsk, miss ma'ams!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ewe're so goshdarn blessed you got that double proficiency in Persuasion I just can't say no to!!! Mighty intentions. Baaaah!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < Aww, gosh darnit! I didn't know they was gonna up 'n tattle on me for followin' ewe! Guess I just couldn't up 'n stay away! Pity. I coulda really kept this whole clandestine STEALTH skill goin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't bug me none though!!! Happy to share the skies with you, Sweete stuff! Thanks for the much needed nudge off the edge...wouldn't-a-taken kindly to the wind under my sails if I couldn't feel it for myself! This place is beeeeeeeeeautiful! Lotsa lovely faces to take in!
https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png 🎲ℂ𝕆ℝ𝔻𝕀𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕌𝕋𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊, 𝔸𝔻𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊! 🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 11 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! ⚔️🛡️𝕃𝕆𝕆𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔸 ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕐? 🏹 🗡️ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
🜂 | Monetizing the domain we've all come to know and love? now we're talking big bucks. here's the playbook. a user-created ad system is an ad system that taps into the sweet succulent mind honey reservoir of a previously untapped market. featured features that were otherwise thwarted by legacy thinking. 🜂 | Hear that? that's the roaring sound of a new economic engine screaming to life. you're not just selling pixels. you're selling influence, esteem, acclaim, visibility, and strategic positioning within a captively captivated screecosystem. relevance. relevance is key. 🜂 | Here's the playbook... 🜂 | Top-of-feed, pinned posts with enhanced visibility, or dedicated "Sponsored" slots in high-traffic areas. these are your beachfrontier properties with peelable swimming suits. limited supply, maximum impact. 🜂 | Next. boosts, baby, it's all about the boosts. this is the game-changer. the kingmaker. the kabosh. chittr users can pay to "boost" their own content or posts. this isn't a traditional ad; it's a pay-for-performance amplification tool. a user wants their question answered faster? their art seen by more people? their project funded? they pay for priority. this directly monetizes user ambition. fuels idea seeking. sources sour faced somebodies who want to be somebody more. bring the marketers to the market. 🜂 | Next...borderline sociopathy. borders. animated little overlays. custom status messages integrated. flashy lights that scream "look at me! look at me! buy me! buy me!" obviously an extensive wealth vetting process should precede any such considerations. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
https://dynasty-scans.com/tags/yuri?view=groupings
Thank you for this insight, valued constituent!
Not quite. It's more nuanced than that. Yaoi is often more fast-paced and explicit. Yuri focuses much more on the emotional nuance and development of the characters.
As it is has been explained to me, it is similar to the Yaoi but with girls.
↗️THE FEELING IS NOT MUTUAL.↗️
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
Oh, but it's perhaps the most wondrous of occasions here on earth, you see. April Fools, we call it - perhaps the only time of year in which you can find your fedora freaks and finery fiends tossing cream pies and dropping decks of cards, all in the name of entertaining your fellow man whilst keeping them humble.
i do suggest, from wvhat ivwwve been told, if your pasta sauce needs a bit of flavwor, aim for something wvith cheese, i think it makes it more savwory! 8ut ya knowv it happens, you can't be blamed horribly for a tasteless sauce.
that sounds horrible... but i understand... you wvill not face culinary punishment.
wvhat is your wvorst culinary crime? What items havwe you replaced in a recipe that wvas just heinous?
EVERY CUBIC INCH OF MY THINK PAN IS SCREAMING. GOOD GOD. PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP.
The most hallowed of days, April first, draws ever nearer with every passing second. Tell me, friends, compatriots, how do you plan to participate in the whimsy and frivolities of such a truly excellent holiday?
Reading through an audiobook of troll clown religion scriptures, this is SO fucking interesting. Only like TWO or so books in. Is the dark carnival… heaven? Or hell? It sounds tiring, to me at least.
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
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My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ soooo bored!!!!!! SOMEBODY MATCH MY SQUEAK!!!!
maybe eggs LOL
I have returned from a very important business meeting. Expect to see my face on various flavors of protein shake by tomorrow.
Wait do you not have to play games in release order? Ego sum ira Domini.
🜂 | An 8-sweep old came to me with a problem. asked for advice for accruing passive income. in just one afterdusk, i showed him how to: - Open over two-hundred Limited-Lance-Corporations (LLCs). - Set up vending touch-scream machines with fully voice activated dispenseries. - Prioritize search extinguish optimization tools for brand visibility. - Hands-free devices so that every finger can be used to #HODL stocks. - Integrate fully AI systems to automate his workflow. He still made 0$. But I made a nifty 19,000 Caeger selling him information, leads, and those touch-scream devices. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #WeSellCourses 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
Umm .o°kay y.o°u will kn.o°w me by I am in a s.o°da truck I guess I can l°o.o°k f.o°r a smile but I d.o° n.o°t stare atlady hips I am n.o°t a pervert thank .o°u th.o°ugh
I can be f.o°und in m.o°st maj.o°r metr.o°p.o°litan areas th.o°ugh the specifics I tend t.o° keep .o°n the d.o°wnl.o°w f.o°r pers.o°nal safety but I am highly m.o°bile as I sell .o°ut .o°f my scuttletruck the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai that is my the name
Uhm... This is a txtally randxm questixn!!! The cxalitixn --- the ICQA??? Are yxu as a member required tx disclxse any infxrmatixn I prxvide tx the empire if I were tx... Say... Reach xut privately abxut sxmething trxubling??? X((( Entirely hypxthetical xf cxurse!!!
D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper is the best t.o° my tastes th.o°ugh f.o°r s.o°mething a little perhaps m.o°re ex.o°tic there is s.o°me J.o°sta I have recenrtl has c.o°me int.o° m pr.o°ngs this is a rare .o°ne n.o°t seen .o°ften and w.o°rth a try and a half .o°therwise Ii w.o°uld have t.o° ask f.o°r y.o°ur particular flav.o°r pr.o°file
s.o°da in cereal is a w.o°nderful ch.o°ice better than water f.o°r certain am glad y.o°u are enj.o°ying my pr.o°duct has bec.o°me widespread as I bec.o°me m.o°re pr.o°lifiic and m.o°re realize that I sell b.o°ttles cheaper than fr.o°m the vending machines
im literally @ the groshy store rn
does anyone know how to get stained face paint off because i don’t want to look like a clown on my date
i mean my main focus is cardio, so i try to at least get a morning jog in! even if you can't do much at first it really has a lot of benefits. and better yet, you can jog almost anywhere, making it suuuuuper versatile!
Hellx chittr user passiveSerializatixn!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur cxncern!!! I will try but there's nx guarantee... I've had a very very busy past few nights and the stress might be getting tx me!!! Makes fxxd scavenging difficult...
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, #rankworks, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
i woke up feeling really good!! i even managed to stick to my exercise routine today :D
Gxxd mxrning!!! I didn't eat anything fxr breakfast this time!!!
maybe it is jinx.
goooooood morning chittr!! how has everyone's day been so far??
all this honkslop is making me a tad dizzy (tags: clownposting, cultchaser, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
↘️okay.↘️
heh i mean nah im drowning with adoring bitches who definitely love me for me and not for the ego inflated persona i project to a greedy and insatiable parasocial society but yeah this is still cool
whoa tell me why that made me weak in the knees
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↗️MY SUPERIORS HAVE REMOVED MY NIGHTLY ONE GLASS OF ALLOWED HYDRATION.↗️ ↘️i don't deserve it.↘️
aiight we poppin an addy and were locking in nobody @ me (pls @ me) (love me) #substance
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haha omg hhi *shoving all my gay stupid yearnposts under my bed* wwow fancy seeing u here i was beigbg so nnormal and not fantasizign about t you obsessively lolz #nsfw
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
🜂 | Oh! i don't know that i could smile for QUITE that long in one sitting. 🙂 🜂 | When yours brightens up the room so much! the reflection would be blinding! like an echo of an echo that picks up enough speed to cause an avalanche! 🜂 | Perhaps a hug might be a better look on you? shoulder to shoulder, head brushing past. don't worry. these horns may be sky high, but they're as soft as fiat currency along the grooves! groovy, huh? #Chairministrangling #SickGrindsettledDown #LikeEmbossings #PitiableBoss #SelfPityABoss #GoldenHide #HellNoYellowFellow #ReChittingForInvisibility 🟡 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is
italian sub sandwich which has pepper ham capicola salami pepperoni provolone lettuce red onion tomato salt pepper oregano olive oil and a touch of vinegar
only oil we should be even remotely talking about is olive oil on my sandwich
🜂 | 🜂 | Of course! My SMILE! 🜂 | And i'm always smiling. always. #Chairministrangling #PartialFaceReveal #YouJustHaveToImagineTheFace #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABos #PityyABoss #PittyABoss #CantFuckingType #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen 🙂 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SMILING. SEE?
D --> She is 6 hands tall and her mane is a pastel pink and b100 hue and she has this tiny little horn D --> And she has quite the tuffs of soft fur around her ankles and very big cute eyes
🜂 | 🜂 | Is it any surprise to ANYONE that my answer is 'MAXIMIZING SHAREHOGGER RETURNS'? the warmest thoughts in any pan is financial freedom. the kind you can only acquire through business savvy, grit, determination, and a willingness to forfeit any personal cost imaginable for returns beyond imagination! 🜂 | I also won't lie. i have taken to a hobby of 'PANFULLNESS BREAKS' more often these nights! a few moments to click my nails over a pendulum on my polished desk after hours. a few laps in the water before the sun scorches over the horizon. a conversation with my many friends and fiends at the hydration station. calls from. people who remember me. lots of. touching. casually. from trolls who give me a second thought. i show my. big expensive watch...and drive...places...model scuttlebuggy...new sweep model... 🜂 | Money. 🜂 | money. 🜂 | mmm... 🜂 | ... 🜂 | Looking forward to more great things from you! and what you do with my modest investment of warm thoughts of me! and spending together! #Chairminimingling #SigmaGrindsetAsideAFewMillion #LikeItIsNoBigDeal #BecauseItIs #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is STRAIGHT ROLLING IN IT.
nчclear toasted sesame clчckbeast ;)
D --> Oh um, I do not have any pictures D --> My apologies
D --> My pony Pi%ie is very cute and I want to make sure you all understand this
Hi, everyone! Most of my friends are already on here, so I figured I should join as well. I have a strawpage that you can ask questions to! (I'd love to provide an answer to whatever question you have.) anchoredglow.straw.page
two million scoville hot saчce in mY dawn clawfee to start the daY: who drinks water nowadaYs
i so appreciate the support in these trying times
iitss okayy if he wants tto actualyl kill me im kinda into that hhahah,, #nsfwe
u know when a guy is like suuuuper pissed off and he hits u with that deadpan glare and looks like he wants to fuckin murder u??????????? yummy. more of that. #nsfw #nsfwe
Well, I'm going to sleep. Good light or wh8ver
🜂 | No printer, just fax! speak that wicked truth and business testify to your ICQA inc (R) folks! 🜂 | I will be sending a copy of my business card over the line in due time! you can count on it! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #NowDoesConsulting 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
guy who only raps about his badly pilling beverly hills chihuahua limited edition pillow pet and also his wife
.o°kay hell.o° f.o°r my first p.o°st hell.o° I am S.o°kari Urvari .o°wner and .o°perat.o°r .o°f the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai the number .o°ne sp.o°t f.o°r s.o°da and s.o°da pr.o°ducts a m.o°bile .o°asis .o°f carb.o°nated delights I have the highest quality .o°f g.o°o.ds f.o°r the fairest prices and widest varieties there is n.o° match f.o°r myself. If y.o°u are interested in quenching a thirst please reach .o°ut t.o° me .o°r find my s.o°da truck t.o° buy directly th.o°ugh I als.o° d.o° deliveries aerially f.o°r minimal shipping and handling. #s.o°da #independentsmallbusiness #entrepreneur
~can they relax in a vvay other than being ridiculous
🜂 | Timeslaying? how about timeSAVING? that is to say, saving for your retirement while you're still working! fewer opportunities will present themselves nearly this handily, so take my recommendations for what they're worth. that is to say. their weight in gold! 🜂 | Step one! never keep all your assets liquid. or they'll slip between the cracks in your touchstumps! 🜂 | Step two! always keep your passwords password protected. nothing sucks more than a bad faith actor faithlessly executing commands you didn't authorize. 🜂 | Step three! that's me! hi! i'm a financial expert fully qualified to speak and give financial advice. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #NowDoesConsulting 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
Yes! I have recently seen it combined with 'gothic lolita' as an accent They are so bouncy
I adore their tenacity for order I also enjoy the cute outfits
Chittr do you like maids
🜂 | Are you sure that's such a swell idea? 🜂 | Humans have their struggles. us ours. isn't life it much simpler and sweeter when you don't have to stop and smell every rose?🌹🌹🌹 🜂 | You've got a good cranial slab on your shoulders. no sense in filling it with so many thoughts it rolls clean off, eh? what's the expression in business...'nugbones will roll'? 🜂 | Drawing too much attention to yourself is bad news, bad business, just bad all around! i'm gonna keep an eye on you...tentative follow. but that comes with terms and conditions. namely. you be smarter, not harder, about getting got by these human types. 🜂 | Just looking out for you! if i don't, who will? 🜂 | Clearly not you. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #NoFeePaleConsultation #WeArePrettyBookedThough 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
should i drink? if anyone interacs with this post ill drink #substance
D --> That is a good idea
🜂 | Stumbled across this page. but it's more accurate to characterize it as falling in love at first site! what a webpage! not only are your services described in lush detail... 🜂 | But it's very clear you've got the kind of can-do (others) attitude necessary to #THRIVE in the business! 🜂 | Olive you alone, but know that i'll be watching you from a short distance! consider yourself heavier by the weight of a 'FOLLOW'! 🜂 | we are what the cool pupas of today call 'MOOTS'! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenTakes #HelloFromAYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢❗❗❗ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is IN-AWE-NLINE.
D --> It would stroke my notoriously STRONG ego if I had a custom badge but unfortunately I lack the creative acumen to know what kind of badge I would want D --> Which sort of makes it hard to request D --> And I know unfettered someone would likely find great joy in giving me an awful badge like Hetquius or something about sweat instead of a great one about horses or muscles
what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
Anyways in temrs of somehtin less related to all of this. Have you all ever actually read Kant? I find that people will parrot sentiments from him and not actually know the deeper meaningds of his works. It i s dissapoitning.
手 | I find it incredibly amusssssing when I posssst about a "normal" sssssubject and yet all the replies are ssomething along the liness of "aren't you the incest lady?" #yep #thatsssme #incesssst
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)