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[IT$ FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT WE (ME) WERE ALL WAITING FOR! RIT#HY KELDAM HA$ OFFI#IALLY HIT A 1OO FOLLOWER$, AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE A 100 #HITTR U$ER$ ALL #RAMMED IN A TINY ROOM! I THANK EVERYONE $O MU#H, #HITTR HA$ BEEN A #RAZY AND WONDERFUL EXPERIEN#E AND I HAVE LEARNED A LOT THE$E PA$T FEW 3 MONTH$-I$H! HOPEFULLY ILL KEEP ENTERTAINING YOU $I#K FU#K$ LIKE A #OURT JE$TER IN THE FUTURE #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/TOOMANY.PNG HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/NOBORDER.PNG]
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hark and approach at your owwn peril but knoww i wwill be as nice as i possibly can be
yuck nevvermind dont approach im goin to throww up and turn in
[$IGH I MI$$ $ITTING IN MY REALLY BIG OFFI#E #HAIR WITH MY DE$K WITH MY NAME ON A GOLDEN PLAQUE WITH MY MONITOR AND MY ERGONOMI# KEYBOARD AND MY INTER#OM $IGH]
> 1 would l1ke you to know that my utter maglev of joy cannot be 2topped. <
ITZ OBVIOUZLY ABOUT WHO YOU THINK IT IZ
you are all certainly one of the goldbloods of all time.
∙☾__☽ welcome hive wageslave?
wwith a ♣️ if youre Eur.
[MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM AND THI$ I$ HUR$U$, MY BOYFRIEND @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN HUR$U$ HA$ A HUMONGOU$LY THI#K BULGE AND THAT$ MY WHY #N$FW]
look at my follower count
roses are bred by wviolets they blevw getting such great head thanks, from me to you #poetry #practice #nsfvw
another lowblood mad they lo5t the genet1c lottery. you'd under5tand 1f anyth1ng about you wa5 worth ab5orb1ng
> ok 1 d1d the te2t <
Sigh.. People Are Weird
Of Course My Friend Would Get Clown Rabies. #directposting
> cant bel1eve they got clown rab1e2 genu1nely 2uck2 <
hoe A1nt no fuck1n wAy you got clown rAb1es
sssome trollsss here really ssshame you for not being in the hell sssite asss often asss they are #directposssting @perssspicaciousssPlanner
to be fair you stank before flarpin as a pirate anywway
h@ting on things you @ctively p@rticip@te in doesn’t m@ke you look cool
꒰𓇼WOWZA HIT MAE UP𓇼꒱
꒰𓇼lawl𓇼꒱
JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM YOU CAN GAMBLE AT ANY TIME! FIRST FIVE ON US! [🍒7🍋] [🍒BAR7] [BAR7BAR] [🍒🍒BAR] [🔔7🔔] BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
[I WANT TO GET FU#KED RAW BROKEBA#K MOUNTAIN $TILL RN #N$FW #👀]
some of you larp being troll 4chan users and it sho|w|s you never touched /pol once in your lives
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=>>iM trying tø take a picture øf ritchy but hes sø freaking Mad lMaø https://files.catbøx.Møe/q91ls7.png>>>
∙☾__☽ brrotherr you arre nothing if̶ not a tsun
hey chittr feed, it's me the cronus. specifically the one you all got torn to sheds from callin a wvoman an object. ain't exactly my proudest moment but eh gotta man up about it ain't anything else i can do. y'all have my apologies specially @cmallieentertainment. yeah you ain't gotta forgive me or anything pretty justified beating. anywvays that's about all feel like i owve it to y'all. not like it makes a difference but i gotta do it. man up and all that crap see ya.
:o) Y(o)u W(o)ulDn'T (o)W3 S(o)m3(o)n3 a l(o)T (o)f m(o)n3y If y(o)u W3r3 "g3n3rally n3uTral"
∙☾__☽ you couldn't handle one clown I wanna admirre the delusion
∙☾__☽ well yeah it's lame but morre like yerr smug and annoying so you'd say it to be both (:
∙☾__☽ you seem like the type to say checkmate if̶ i'm being rreal
∙☾__☽ damn I can't SAY SHIT ON HERRE
∙☾__☽ no but why do you have a point tbh
CERULEAN IS A FAR BETTER COLOR THAN “GOLD”.
Ⓧ From what I've seen, you are the tsundere. So that makes sense. Ⓧ
[APPARENTLY THEY'RE PUTTING ME ON VENLAFAXINE AND RI$ING MY PROZA# DO$AGE BE#AU$E MY BODY FU#KING HATE$ ME $IGH OKAY WHATEVER I DON'T EVEN #ARE]
｢wen she rages... (^_^)♡♡♡♡♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: augh, girls are so kyute when they rage out!! (￣u￣) megane-san can't help but watch! (*￣∇￣)ノ they're just so kawaii! (*^ω^) sugoi! those girls must wear pantsu with wittle bows...(ФωФ) kekekeke....]
∙☾__☽ ok that's f̶airr eurry is stupid but does his dumbass look hurrt??
AnD IT WIll c(o)nTInu3 T(o) b3 S(o).
∙☾__☽ you rright goldies rreally ain't made f̶orr rrunning
Y3ah, lIT3rally lyIng T(o) my fuckIng fac3.
∙☾__☽ THAT'S WHAT I F̶UCKING SAID
∙☾__☽ i hope it's me 💜
∙☾__☽ @twistedComedy that trrue?
... - Eury - youre only three inches taller - than me - pfft >
Ⓧ Nothin like a good milking to take the edge off. Ⓧ
=<|))) 1, 7H3 J0YFUL 4ND 08N0X10U5 N0153M4573R, W0ULD L1K3 70 M337 4NY 07H3R 4NC3570R5 7H47 H4V3 833N R3V1V3D 8Y MY573R10U5 M34N5!!!! 0R 4NC3570R5 1N 63N3R4L!!!!
I can'T D3DIcaT3 my 3m(o)TI(o)nS T(o) hahaTIng p3(o)pl3; m(o)ST (o)f y(o)u can'T 3v3n l(o)(o)k m3 In Th3h3 3y3 WITh(o)uT a ST3plaDD3r.
:o)
｢hai hai!! ((o(^∇^)o)) konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san is bringing you a supaspecial waifuification report! φ(゜゜)ノ゜ usually, megane-san fires his SUPAKAWAII☆•.,¸,.•*¯`•.,¸,.•*beamu blast at his haterz, but dis one is chigau! щ(゜▽゜щ) kai-chan @goldenGigabyte came to megane-san, and said...｣ ｢yosh, sensei! (^з^)-☆ onegai, waifuify kaikka-chan! o kanzen ni shite kudasai! desperato kudasai! onegai kudasai! (o´・∀・)o｣ ｢ssyoooo... (*^￢^*) megane-san did it! kai-chan seems like a dejitarugāru ( ´∀`) aaah~ kawaii~~ like... eto... hatsune miku-chan! (*ゝω･*) not like ai-chan. (； ・`д・´) ai-chan still diffs!! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) byuuttt!! nyaahhh, yah! ((o(^∇^)o)) sugoi ne!! moar waifu now, kekekekek~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hello, everybody! chigau means... differento! ( ￣▽￣) because kai-chan is ☆SPECIAL☆, limited edition, to megane-san! she came to her senpai and said "pwease, master-sama, make kai-chan kyutieful! make kai-chan a kyutiegirl! please! ＼(^_^)／", and megane-san said... yeh okie. (。･ω･)ﾉ dejitarugāru means digital girly. megane-san likes dem 2d!!]
[I JU$T REALIZED I HAVEN'T TOLD MY P$Y#HOLOGI$T ABOUT MY MAJOR TRAUMA??? #WHAT???? #WOOP$!]
* I believe I'm due for a little nap myself, I fear I'd be scrolling forever if I don't put my device down.
"= you're just sad you do not have playthings. maybe? unsure. i want some now but it's not a thing i can just do, duh. ="
P(o)T callIng Th3h3 k3TTl3 black Typ3 (o)f p(o)ST.
Why are you two pitch flirting in my #businessminded thread. Take your business elsewhere.
HaTIng ThahaT cauS3 y(o)u'r3 Sh(o)rT anD can'T pIck m3 up.
hahavIng a man much Small3r Thahan m3 pIck m3 up lIk3 I'm S(o)m3 DaInTy lIl ThIng IS anD WIll alWayS b3 Sh(o)ckIng buT alS(o) v3ry v3ry c(o)(o)l anD aTTracTIv3.
Th3h3n y(o)u ar3 aWar3 WhahaT'S k33pIng Th(o)S3 g(o)D Damn panTS up, I WIll ch(o)k3 y(o)u WITh my TaIl
saww a hivveless rust panhandler tonight i wwas gonna givve him twwenty caegars until i noticed he had a girl wwith him it teed me off so much that i threww my scaldin bean juice in his nug an gavve him a second degree burn im at the end a my tether evven these bloody dowwn an outs somehoww manage to get girlfriends wwhat the fuck am i doin wwrong #vviolence
I'D pr(o)bably WIn, y(o)u kn(o)W Why; I uS3D IT (o)n y(o)u 3arlI3r!
=>>I'M glad tø see Ritchy is having fun with Gatzby! :) @crøesusKingpin>>>
∙☾__☽ damn i got clownbies too
∙☾__☽ you said next time something like this happens not if̶ i be paying attention i see you
∙☾__☽ @twistedComedy brro wants to see you again !!!
:o)
:o) H(o)nk!
∙☾__☽ should have stayed rready so you didn't have to get rready
pr3TTy DramaTIc! I T(o)lD y(o)u WhahaT I WaS g(o)nna D(o), Th3h3 chahaSIng WaS juST cauS3 y(o)u l(o)(o)k lIk3D y(o)u'D Try T(o) STab m3, anD I DIDn'T Wanna br3ak anyThIng (o)n y(o)u f(o)r TryIng.
(O)h my g(o)D y(o)ur3 b3Ing S(o) DramaTIc, I Sh(o)ulD hahav3 Shahak3n y(o)u.
LIST3n If y(o)u T3ll m3 T(o) fInD y(o)u I'm g(o)nna fInD y(o)u.
I am S(o) amuS3D, D33ply S(o)
@p3rSpIcacI(o)uSPlann3r I T(o)lD y(o)u!! I DID aS I SaID I W(o)ulD D(o)! Y(o)u can'T b3 maD f(o)r a m(o)Th3h3rfuck3r D(o)Ing 3XACTLY aS InT3nD3D.
∙☾__☽ damn even holding pink's? tempted to come f̶ind you too just cause it's f̶unny
3ury IS fIn3, by Th3h3 Way; a lITTl3 Shahak3n, chahaS3D hIm ar(o)unD a lIl bIT.
h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3, h3h3'S a pr3TTy faST runn3r, by Th3h3 Way.
ThahaT'S much b3TT3r. :o)
∙☾__☽ f̶inally half̶ of̶ my ship is taking dirrect action idk what eurr expected tbh
∙☾__☽ damn that's crrazy (:
[YE$]
alrIghT!
∙☾__☽ do I rreally gotta get rroped into this ♣️ style you even starrted the pitch shit this time why rrun ???? just say you wanna kiss on brro kaine might let you f̶rr f̶rr got enough zap juice to have a job can take his big ass down severral pegs cowarrd
ThIS IS qUITe fUNNY fROM SOMeONe whO jUST MADe SeVeRAL bOLD STATeMeNTS AbOUT Me, A cOMpLeTe STRANgeR. HM?
HM, If YOU hAVe TO gO Off A TechNIcALITY, TheN IT'S ALL MADe Up IN YOUR heAD. A ReASON TO bRINg Me, A gOD, AN eMpeROR, TO YOUR LeVeL? WhY DO YOU NeeD TO? ALL OVeR Me beINg SLIghTLY AMUSeD? BeINg eNDeAReD bY YOUR cONfIDeNce? We'Re NOT MADe EqUAL, MR. STYxeN. BIOLOgIcALLY, I AM SUpeRIOR; I wAS MADe TO RULe ALTeRNIA; YOU weRe NOT; YOU weRe MADe TO be A bATTeRY. ThOUgh I ADMIRe SOMeONe wITh SUch TeNAcITY LIKe YOURSeLf, YOUR pROjecTION IS qUITe OVeRShOT. MY cONfIDeNce IS eARNeD, NOT ASSUMeD. SO NO MATTeR hOw MANY ASSUMpTIONS YOU MAKe AND NO MATTeR hOw MANY pARALLeLS YOU ATTeMpT TO DRAw, ONe IS VeRY ReAL, AND The OTheR IS jUST A pITIAbLe bLANKeT TO cOVeR INSecURITIeS.
h@ve you ever considered you m@y just h@ve @nxiety @nd @re in desper@te need of seeing @ profession@l?
I'll Tag y(o)u
HAHA, I'm n(o)T S(o)rry!
> yeah but at the top of the 2ta1r2 1 got a date wa1t1ng for me what do you have at the end of the elevator, huh? <
∙☾__☽ nope (: you like seeing me ha ha i like seeing you too dumbass
[$AY RANDOM BULL$HIT AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO LIKE IT]
Wanna pet my mullet?
lOuD InCoRrEcT BuZzEr Meow
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im sssorry my life jussst isssnt fucking possstin on chittr
｢choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto! ( ´∀｀ )b megane-san's most special anaru tomodachi, pinni-P-chan~☆! @tumblingTenet ( ≧∀≦)ノ megane-san made sure to capture all of pinni-P-chan~☆'s... assets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in dis shashin! boinyoing. (ФωФ) oyasumi! megane-san is going to neru nyow!! nyehehe~ (ノ∀≦。)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: "choto matte... ichiban kon'ya wa motto" is megane-san flexing his tyotally sugoi trollhongo skillz, this means "one more big one... one more for the night!" (*ゝω･*) anaru tomodachi means best tunnel fwiend, pinni-P-chan~☆ has visited boku at LEAST once. sashin means picture, and oyasumi means good light! (*´∇｀)ﾉ neru means coupgoop time keke~] [DID YOU KNOW?: pinni-P-chan~☆ is a reference to trollcaloid producer handle! if pinni-P produced kyutietunes, she would use that handle!]
ImagIn3 If I W3r3 KaIn3 WITh n(o) aSS? JuST all In Th3 fr(o)nT, n(o) aSS In Th3 back?
> damn <
askan boxiz
I cann(o)T b3 argIng WITh hIm rIghT, Im g(o)nna g(o) SpIn (o)n IT
5ome fr1end5 played a game w1th me. 1 had fun. They l15ted to the rule5 wh1ch make5 me happy
[THERE$ A PE$KY LITTLE FLY IN MY EAR RIGHT NOW...I DON'T WANNA NAME NAME$ BUT $TART$ WITH G AND END$ WITH ATZBY]
feels like a good a time as any to plug my asks again ;) https://forms.gle/xfhyjopsplsaz1as7
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
=>>currently shøwing Ritchy and explaining tø hiM what #bara is I døn't think I've ever seen a happier yet cønfused trøll beføre>>>
=>>øk new pfp :) i løve My Matesprit sø>>>
Sur3 am, anD I STIll W(o)ulDn'T fuck y(o)u.
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊-𝙽𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝙱.𝙾.𝚁 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Th3y Wanna S33 my fac3 S(o) baD Th3y l(o)(o)k STupID
∙☾__☽ i rreally like my two yappy goldie barrk beast both of̶ them arre annoying af̶ but ig i'd smack someone f̶orr them
[#HITTR DON'T BELIEVE THAT GUY HE$ A PHONEY, HE #HEATED ON HI$ $PELLING BUZZBEA$T TE$T WHEN HE WA$ 4 @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN]
∙☾__☽ is this f̶ujoing out?
∙☾__☽ they'rre rreally just f̶lirrting in f̶rront of̶ me again in a thrread about me watching them f̶lirrt in a dif̶f̶errent thrread can't make this shit up wow
∙☾__☽ https://tenorr.com/view/ohh-gif̶-13342724363430229217
[AH...ALL THE #UTE OFFI#E MEN ARE ON MY DE$K RIGHT NOW...IM IN HEAVEN]
[WEL#OME TO THE #LUB #INTHEBIGLEAGUE$]
∙☾__☽ get yourr yucky up? i dunno overr sharre on chittrr like all the otherr lowbloods herre? attention f̶arrm the less cool hate f̶arrming
Get better 5lur5. 1'm go1ng to cull you my5elf 1f you u5e that aga1n.
∙☾__☽ causing prroblems on chittrr is so much ̶f̶un
∙☾__☽ currious so no? ok ok noted
[HEY #HITTR AH HA HAHA RIT#HY KELDAM DOE$N'T WAKE ↑ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY PANI#KING ABOUT A NIGHTMARE HAHAHAHA NO HE DOE$N'T.]
⚇ Angels 26:10, last rites of an injured faithful ⚇ "Fresh as you is, my [brother/sister/sibling] in faith, you've served your toil to the Messiahs well. Faygo we doth pour out for you, whoops we sing to the heavens. Rest now, kin. Rest your weary eyes until you can open them again in front of the Messiah's greatest show. Breathe easy on the Blade of Messiah's Mercy, let it take from you your essence and deliver it on up to the two above. We'll miss you, we'll miss you. I'll see you when I come home." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hey so like… chittr users… 6’1 bt|w|
stop trauma dumping on the feed. i'vwve literally been diagnosed wvith depression.
kay misss you too but itsss not like i actually misss you or anything
hey eury, jussst doing thisss to pissssss you off
apparently knOcking is cOnsidered rude nOw.
@anxi•usTaut•l•gy still m•therfucking making y•urself l••k stuþid? Fucking emбarrassment. Y•u haven't even figured •ut my m•therfucking þresents! ßut d•n w•rry, I will get ya, will fucking cull ya! #vi•lence #бl••d will бe fucking sþilled
☆ when did that beKome a faKt? anyway I genuinely thinK you need to update your palmhusKs musiK library with better songs to get a fuKKin pen and paper and start writing shit down while I reKommend you better musiK☆
From browsing this website. I have learned of the concept of "ragebaiting". Leaving deliberately inflammatory statements on a post! To incite anger in another troll. A concept I woUld assUme to be very effective when coUrting someone in pitch! BUt. UnUsUal to leave sUch comments on posts that draw no ire. Which is why I am confUsed! Someone tried to "ragebait" on my fUn fact chitt. Unless! They really did not like the naUtilUs. A shame! I think they're qUite adorable.・・・𝛾
naW, I D(o)n'T gambl3 l(o)l.
my haT3rS haT3 T(o) S33 m3 pr(o)Sp3r (havIng a harD (o)n)
∙☾__☽ you know i'm good ̶f̶orr it (: .... well not rright now but i can get it
I n33D y(o)u all T(o) kn(o)W, I D(o) hav3 STanDarDS. I'm n(o)T g(o)nna fuck S(o)m3 5'4" TWInk WITh n(o) S3nS3 In faShI(o)n. I'm 10 f33T Tall, I n33D a bITch aS baD aS m3.
>>| .i miss hate bot.
i’m such a fucking chud (6’1 bt|w|)
[Insert outlandish engagement bait clearly trying to ride the clout of someone elses more successful engagement bait here.]
∙☾__☽ ̶f̶arrming kull ̶f̶rrom goldbloods is so ̶f̶ucking easy
∙☾__☽ does my aurra just set o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ the gold bloods?? is it still the piss thing?? that wasn't even my ̶f̶ault the blueblood was yapping #ns ̶f̶w
∙☾__☽ i didn't say anything about cutting it out?! you werre complaining about it i o ̶f̶ ̶f̶erred a ̶f̶ucking solution????? ugh at least lie well
∙☾__☽ ̶f̶inally the ̶f̶ucking rruckus #clownshit
> who want me <
crawvwl back under a rock then and leavwe the attractivwe fewvw to their higher duties, wvwhelp.
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
F•r me, my m•therfucking life is staбle as fuck. I kn•w what t• d• and when t• d• it! Early night I fucking wash fr•m all the slime while s•lving sud•ku. In midnight it's •r •ffice, •r a m•therfucking þarty in t•wn •r culling l•wбies. Life's never бeen бetter! #vi•lence f•r V!
> 短い（笑） <
pfff besides i'm only like six inChes taller, i ain't exaCtly 6ot room to talk.
Can't hear ya all the way up here, sorry.
i’ve never seen someone huffing copium this hard on main
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perhaps i’m just very likeable, nOt saying yOu aren’t my friend but let’s just say sOme individuals prefer tO be arOund sOmeOne whO cOmpliments peOple regularly whereas yOu make pOsts abOut insulting Other individuals and gambling which can cOme Off as rather abrasive.
showving off my awvesome wvriting. hope you ladies like it. POV. you havwve just wvoken up next to me in our recuperacoon. i yawvn quietly like a kitten, and wvrap my big, strong arms around you. i kiss your neck, afterwvards. "good morning, sunshine." i say to you, deeply in my sleepy morning vwvoice. wvhat do you do next?
> learn a new language, fella2 1t get2 you play #2ugge2t1ve (12h) <
[this users palmhusk has exploded!]
not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
∙☾__☽ damn why not?? you in one piece i ̶f̶ i wanted you dead you would be a lil prressurre and they pop rright out prroblem solved #gorre
∙☾__☽ seee i could ̶f̶ix that don't know what yerr missing even eyes 'n all
∙☾__☽ not a ̶f̶an o ̶f̶ eyes but i can take the extrra one o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ yerr hands i ̶f̶ yerr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶erring
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓗𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 #𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽 #𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
THE ENTIRE GOLD POPULATION IN MY NOTIFICATIONS SIMMER DOWN GOLDILOCKS.
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
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i’m starting to think most of my mutuals hate me but i can’t really tell |w|hy
good thing i use ki|w|ifarms and troll 4chan instead of troll reddit
|w|hy do i have mushrooms in my load gaper block?!?!
i don’t kno|w| ho|w| i could’ve gotten mushrooms
>+. 9'6", HORNLESS .+<
Anyone shorder dhan 9 feed mighd as well be a wriggler.
~vvovv, that last one really vvasn’t a hit. sorry lovvblood activists! </3 #apology
~looking for a horrible lovvblood activist vvoman to revolutionize this bulge #nsfvv
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
dont go to |w|eird parties you sa|w| online and maybe you |w|ouldnt get laced
> fuck1n told ya dawg <
BREAKING NEWS!!! @reaverToredor released a statement on why he hates woman https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/2026-03-30_20-12.png he sayd this and lwk chuddy mcchudson! stay tunned
i dont think you should be judging anyones life choices |w|hen all your recent posts r about substances and gambling
> qu1t wh1le you're ahead bro <
Open discussion: WWhat are our thoughts on the hemospectrum?
yknovw wvhy is it that all human babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfvw
~vvhy vvould vve tvveet? vve’re not flapbeasts lmao
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid
~hovv do i tell her i’m not into bronzies :{
guysss like thisss chit if you think im cute #dateposssting
some of you haven't been doxxed and it sho|w|s
i took like an hour to take a selfie trying to find a good angle to prove im not ugly i uhh i ummmmm i uh yeah so |w|e are here and ummmm i think i proved his point but |w|hatever i might cull him later ignore my hair pls https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/selfie.png
im going to sssleep thisss #vagueposssting bullssshit hasss me tired @perssspicaciousssPlanner sssay goodnight atleassst for all youve put me through
to the people sssaying ssshit about vagueposssting, there hasss never been any vagueposssting happening, vaguepossstting isss a made up thing by the empire to keep you controller
there aren't any people vagueposssting what are you talking about
im cooling my head down reading sssome rainbowdrinker ssstuff...sssome people here are really sssensssitive! #vagueposssting #fuckyou #youknowhoyouare
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
if friendsss were boondollarsss thered be a lot of fake boondollarsss out there #goldbloodsss #vagueposssting #>:[=>
~tell me vvhich casino so i can send drones your vvay
~vvovv okay pissblood
APPARENTLY HUMAN WOMAN HAVE 'PERIODS' WERE THEY JUST BLEED. FUCKING ALIENS
> well 1've 2een at lea2t two <
> make that at lea2t one <
> 1 have no clue why 2o many of the2e lalonde2 are 1n heat for u2 aquat1c troll2, but 1'm here for 1t ;)... #n2fw <
> how do 1 delete a po2t <
~drovvning him here <3< #pitchcrush https://files.catbox.moe/au0zgn.jpeg