♠ hated by @perspicaciousPlanner
> who want me <
crawvwl back under a rock then and leavwe the attractivwe fewvw to their higher duties, wvwhelp.
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
F•r me, my m•therfucking life is staбle as fuck. I kn•w what t• d• and when t• d• it! Early night I fucking wash fr•m all the slime while s•lving sud•ku. In midnight it's •r •ffice, •r a m•therfucking þarty in t•wn •r culling l•wбies. Life's never бeen бetter! #vi•lence f•r V!
> 短い（笑） <
pfff besides i'm only like six inChes taller, i ain't exaCtly 6ot room to talk.
Can't hear ya all the way up here, sorry.
i’ve never seen someone huffing copium this hard on main
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o| BrO JuSt wIlLiNgLy aDmItTeD To tHiS LmAo |O
perhaps i’m just very likeable, nOt saying yOu aren’t my friend but let’s just say sOme individuals prefer tO be arOund sOmeOne whO cOmpliments peOple regularly whereas yOu make pOsts abOut insulting Other individuals and gambling which can cOme Off as rather abrasive.
showving off my awvesome wvriting. hope you ladies like it. POV. you havwve just wvoken up next to me in our recuperacoon. i yawvn quietly like a kitten, and wvrap my big, strong arms around you. i kiss your neck, afterwvards. "good morning, sunshine." i say to you, deeply in my sleepy morning vwvoice. wvhat do you do next?
> learn a new language, fella2 1t get2 you play #2ugge2t1ve (12h) <
[this users palmhusk has exploded!]
not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
∙☾__☽ damn why not?? you in one piece i ̶f̶ i wanted you dead you would be a lil prressurre and they pop rright out prroblem solved #gorre
∙☾__☽ seee i could ̶f̶ix that don't know what yerr missing even eyes 'n all
∙☾__☽ not a ̶f̶an o ̶f̶ eyes but i can take the extrra one o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ yerr hands i ̶f̶ yerr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶erring
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓼, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮. 𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓗𝓮𝓻 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 #𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽 #𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
THE ENTIRE GOLD POPULATION IN MY NOTIFICATIONS SIMMER DOWN GOLDILOCKS.
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
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i’m starting to think most of my mutuals hate me but i can’t really tell |w|hy
good thing i use ki|w|ifarms and troll 4chan instead of troll reddit
|w|hy do i have mushrooms in my load gaper block?!?!
i don’t kno|w| ho|w| i could’ve gotten mushrooms
>+. 9'6", HORNLESS .+<
Anyone shorder dhan 9 feed mighd as well be a wriggler.
~vvovv, that last one really vvasn’t a hit. sorry lovvblood activists! </3 #apology
~looking for a horrible lovvblood activist vvoman to revolutionize this bulge #nsfvv
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
dont go to |w|eird parties you sa|w| online and maybe you |w|ouldnt get laced
> fuck1n told ya dawg <
BREAKING NEWS!!! @reaverToredor released a statement on why he hates woman https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/2026-03-30_20-12.png he sayd this and lwk chuddy mcchudson! stay tunned
i dont think you should be judging anyones life choices |w|hen all your recent posts r about substances and gambling
> qu1t wh1le you're ahead bro <
Open discussion: WWhat are our thoughts on the hemospectrum?
yknovw wvhy is it that all human babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfvw
~vvhy vvould vve tvveet? vve’re not flapbeasts lmao
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid
~hovv do i tell her i’m not into bronzies :{
guysss like thisss chit if you think im cute #dateposssting
some of you haven't been doxxed and it sho|w|s
i took like an hour to take a selfie trying to find a good angle to prove im not ugly i uhh i ummmmm i uh yeah so |w|e are here and ummmm i think i proved his point but |w|hatever i might cull him later ignore my hair pls https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/selfie.png
im going to sssleep thisss #vagueposssting bullssshit hasss me tired @perssspicaciousssPlanner sssay goodnight atleassst for all youve put me through
to the people sssaying ssshit about vagueposssting, there hasss never been any vagueposssting happening, vaguepossstting isss a made up thing by the empire to keep you controller
there aren't any people vagueposssting what are you talking about
im cooling my head down reading sssome rainbowdrinker ssstuff...sssome people here are really sssensssitive! #vagueposssting #fuckyou #youknowhoyouare
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
if friendsss were boondollarsss thered be a lot of fake boondollarsss out there #goldbloodsss #vagueposssting #>:[=>
~tell me vvhich casino so i can send drones your vvay
~vvovv okay pissblood
APPARENTLY HUMAN WOMAN HAVE 'PERIODS' WERE THEY JUST BLEED. FUCKING ALIENS
> well 1've 2een at lea2t two <
> make that at lea2t one <
> 1 have no clue why 2o many of the2e lalonde2 are 1n heat for u2 aquat1c troll2, but 1'm here for 1t ;)... #n2fw <
> how do 1 delete a po2t <
~drovvning him here <3< #pitchcrush https://files.catbox.moe/au0zgn.jpeg