K. Cerebi
@perspicaciousSynapse
h11ghbl00ds dn11
vwhat the hell vwhy is the [color=#6570ae]house[/color] bigger on the inside hey vwhy doesnt that vwork
same th11ng happened t0 me actually 11 m0ved 11nt0 a new h11ve 0ne n11ght and after s0me measur11ng 11 d11sc0vered 11t was b11gger 0n the 11ns11de than 0n the 0uts11de
♯please be ♯so fucking ♯forreal a ♯hoofbeast is ♯NOT ♯CLACKING THEIR ♯HOOVES ON THE ♯TYPEBOARD AND ♯RESPONDING TO YOU ♯THAT IS A ♯PERSON WITH ♯FINGERS ♯???
why are y0u ru11n11ng them mag11c fuck y0u
n0b0dy even cares ab0ut me 11 sh0uld try and ps110n11c blast my 0wn pan #depressed #l0nely
✿ bro no dont do it ure so awesome and also look think about it dis way u cant eat flavor discs when u dead
♢ If you need a friend, there are many people who care.
⚠︎k quick qu33_sti☢︎n f☢︎r tr☢︎lls wh☢︎ hav33_ a bug Lusus..what d☢︎ y☢︎u d☢︎ if th33_y start nipping at y☢︎u?.. #☢︎w #h33_lpm33_𓆦
Maybe hhh... I shhhould consider a job closer to hhhome... Or maybe a job withhh a more visitable address! I mean, I hhhave my workplace in my bio too, but it's a big officestem hhhhhh... But also, I like thhhat I can spend hhh hhh most of my shhhift on social media and scrolling thhhroughhh hhhhhhHHHhhh trollstgram hhhighhhblood profiles hhh... I don't know if many jobs for rustbloods can hhhave me getting away withhh thhhat hhh...
11 need s0me0ne t0 d0 s0me clean11ng back at my 0pulent h11ve s0 maybe 11t y0u’re cute en0ugh maybe 11’ll c0ns11der y0u f0r the j0b haha w11nk
...Nm... HHHow does a yellowblood hhhave an opulent hhhive... thhhat's so suspicious... hhh
currently scouting two boys you dont have to be human but human boys willing to apply get first priority must be able to attend my party at my hive once it gets repaired must be willing to kiss and touch each other in view of all other party goers i can pay for this obviously we are just looking for two boys or masc aligned individuals ready to help a room full of a crowd fujo and fudan out arigatou (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, party planning, inquire below, archive rating: M)
>+. TASERS ARE A TYPE OF SEX TOY .+< #nsfw
my body naturally generates ellectricity instead of more conventionall psionics
#mutantthangs it has pretty big ups and downs. very strong, very deadlly. i have no fucking tellekinesis and cant wallk without a cane when not using my powers :// you win some you llose some
+} procrastinating work so bad rn {+ +} can someone knock my thinkpan in so i have an excuse to not work {+ +} serious and telepathic offers both accepted. im desperate. {+
11’ll try t0 zap y0u thr0ugh the screen br0
some people say that jadebloods are submissive and agreeable but ill bust your globe in if given the chance and put your ashes in my po77ery
yknovw wvhy is it that all hemoanonymous/mutant babes are flat as hell no tits no ass no nothing #nsfwv except \/\/\/
as a reg11stered #mutant, th11s 11s 11nc0rrect. my ass 11s huge and my bulges are s0 l0ng #nsfw
i dont beliewve you
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
c꥟mputer type in g꥟ldbl꥟꥟ds t꥟rn apart figuratively by larger w꥟man c꥟mputer thats n꥟t the search bar c꥟mputer st꥟p writing what i said c꥟mputer wait (#nsfw)
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇