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Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus

Kult: +25

Kull: +29

Total: 54

Ratio: 0.86

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@emotionalCorpse[EC]

“highbloods dni” lmfao XD

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

@undyingUmbrage[UU]

THIS WEB SITE IS MY PLAY GROUND. AND ITS USERS, MY AUDIENCE. BILLIONS HANG ON TO MY EVERY WORD. DESPERATELY THISTY FOR MY ATTENTION. RECHIT THIS IF YOU ARE A TRUE #CHITHEAD.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

@chimericalTailor[CT]

彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡

Kult: +2

Kull: +15

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.13

@tachytelicSymbiogenesis[TS]

#chittrcΦnfΣssiΦns I'vΣ ψΣt tΦ dissΣct a fullψ intact gΦldblΦΦd spΣcimΣn. But I wΦuld vΣrψ much likΣ tΦ if anψΦnΣ wΦuld bΣ willing tΦ dΦnatΣ thΣir bΦdψ tΦ sciΣncΣ.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

Helmed

A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.

@theUnvirgin[TU]

a stiff breeze cxould send yxou intxo the stratxosphere

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@theCodakkeffect[TC]

♡All quads are open by the way♡

Kult: +2

Kull: +10

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.20

@theCodakkeffect[TC]

♡All lowbloods are queens♡

Kult: +5

Kull: +12

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.42

@theCodakkeffect[TC]

♡Olive girls are so amazing could i get some olive girls over here♡

Kult: +2

Kull: +20

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.10

@abraMacabre[AM]

x.spare yourse𐕣f from your fa♱ed demise and BECOME A MINION OF ♱HE DARK ORDER.x x.fo𐕣𐕣ow me ♱o ba♱♱𐕣e agains♱ ♱his rea𐕣m....or PERISH.x.x

Kull: +10

Total: 10

@theCodakkeffect[TC]

♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡

Kull: +22

Total: 22

@theCodakkeffect[TC]

♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡

Kult: +4

Kull: +17

Total: 21

Ratio: 0.24

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

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A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

@saccharineSovereignty[SS]

Flat alt€rnia is r€al.

Kull: +27

Total: 27

@imperiousCommandant[IC]

Whaᛏ Abouᛏ Pissblood?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch

Kult: +15

Kull: +17

Total: 32

Ratio: 0.88

Gameward Dualscar

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A user of established repute

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Argh, I'\/\/e been trollcancelled on bubblr again.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

@geilsiekteGelt[GG]

migh have ore luck with a corpe try tha

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

if i see your lusus im feedin it to the ocean

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

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A user of established repute

@caligulaAscendit[CA]

@eternalVacillation stop hate bombin my chitts or ill block you

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@scuttlingBotanist[SB]

>n~o.<

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

hmm there should be an eridan wweek

Kult: +2

Kull: +10

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.20

)(er Imperious Condescension

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A user of established repute

OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.

Brand loyalty is a powerful thing.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@imperiousCondescension[IC]

need to sea more fishbait on da timeline #likefishinline #morefishpuns #sparinguppieswithgoodones

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@baseballMania[BM]

she beast onm my hoof till i horse

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

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A user of established repute

Pendra's Orb

♯heknows

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯WHATSWORSE a ♯pussypanache or ♯destroyedtech ♯ibuprofenexists ♯cockfuck

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im a real mowver and shaker, i evwen got ceos followving to hear my #deepsoul

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

@saccharineAristocrat[SA]

whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun

Kult: +7

Kull: +12

Total: 19

Ratio: 0.58

Verified

A user of established repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@quintessentialSnark[QS]

Hey, Only I Get To Call My Matesprit Disgusting!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@vehementChrysanthemum[VC]

(• - •) I'm now 3000 caegars richer thanks to @reclusiveAuthority. Thank you very much for your kindness. I'm getting that buggy now to move to the stemcluster and from there get something to eat. ⚘

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)

Kult: +12

Kull: +60

Total: 72

Ratio: 0.20

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@thespianGnosticism[TG]

So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg

Kult: +5

Kull: +25

Total: 30

Ratio: 0.20

@cishetMale[CM]

Hello my adoring fans!!! It is I, Fasist Cishet, if you've somehow forgotten, I am both fascist and cishet. Make Alternia Great Again!

Kull: +7

Total: 7