♠ hated by @perspicaciousSynapse
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡
#chittrcΦnfΣssiΦns I'vΣ ψΣt tΦ dissΣct a fullψ intact gΦldblΦΦd spΣcimΣn. But I wΦuld vΣrψ much likΣ tΦ if anψΦnΣ wΦuld bΣ willing tΦ dΦnatΣ thΣir bΦdψ tΦ sciΣncΣ.
a stiff breeze cxould send yxou intxo the stratxosphere
♡All quads are open by the way♡
♡All lowbloods are queens♡
♡Olive girls are so amazing could i get some olive girls over here♡
x.spare yourse𐕣f from your fa♱ed demise and BECOME A MINION OF ♱HE DARK ORDER.x x.fo𐕣𐕣ow me ♱o ba♱♱𐕣e agains♱ ♱his rea𐕣m....or PERISH.x.x
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡

how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh

if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch

Argh, I'\/\/e been trollcancelled on bubblr again.
migh have ore luck with a corpe try tha

hmm there should be an eridan wweek

need to sea more fishbait on da timeline #likefishinline #morefishpuns #sparinguppieswithgoodones
she beast onm my hoof till i horse

im a real mowver and shaker, i evwen got ceos followving to hear my #deepsoul
whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun

Hey, Only I Get To Call My Matesprit Disgusting!
(• - •) I'm now 3000 caegars richer thanks to @reclusiveAuthority. Thank you very much for your kindness. I'm getting that buggy now to move to the stemcluster and from there get something to eat. ⚘

ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg
Hello my adoring fans!!! It is I, Fasist Cishet, if you've somehow forgotten, I am both fascist and cishet. Make Alternia Great Again!
HELLO LITTLE INTERNET PEOPLE, I MISSED YOU GUYS WHILE I WAS DOING ROYAL BULLSHIT TODAY













