♠ hated by @perspicaciousSynapse
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
THIS WEB SITE IS MY PLAY GROUND. AND ITS USERS, MY AUDIENCE. BILLIONS HANG ON TO MY EVERY WORD. DESPERATELY THISTY FOR MY ATTENTION. RECHIT THIS IF YOU ARE A TRUE #CHITHEAD.
彡Som3tim3s i just dont g3t our romanc3 syst3m… why do w3 hav3 to hat3 so much… i hav3 so much lov3 and joy in my h3art =:[… i lik3 what th3 humans hav3….彡
#chittrcΦnfΣssiΦns I'vΣ ψΣt tΦ dissΣct a fullψ intact gΦldblΦΦd spΣcimΣn. But I wΦuld vΣrψ much likΣ tΦ if anψΦnΣ wΦuld bΣ willing tΦ dΦnatΣ thΣir bΦdψ tΦ sciΣncΣ.
a stiff breeze cxould send yxou intxo the stratxosphere
♡All quads are open by the way♡
♡All lowbloods are queens♡
♡Olive girls are so amazing could i get some olive girls over here♡
x.spare yourse𐕣f from your fa♱ed demise and BECOME A MINION OF ♱HE DARK ORDER.x x.fo𐕣𐕣ow me ♱o ba♱♱𐕣e agains♱ ♱his rea𐕣m....or PERISH.x.x
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
Flat alt€rnia is r€al.
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
Argh, I'\/\/e been trollcancelled on bubblr again.
if i see your lusus im feedin it to the ocean
@eternalVacillation stop hate bombin my chitts or ill block you
hmm there should be an eridan wweek
need to sea more fishbait on da timeline #likefishinline #morefishpuns #sparinguppieswithgoodones
she beast onm my hoof till i horse
♯WHATSWORSE a ♯pussypanache or ♯destroyedtech ♯ibuprofenexists ♯cockfuck
im a real mowver and shaker, i evwen got ceos followving to hear my #deepsoul
whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun
Hey, Only I Get To Call My Matesprit Disgusting!
(• - •) I'm now 3000 caegars richer thanks to @reclusiveAuthority. Thank you very much for your kindness. I'm getting that buggy now to move to the stemcluster and from there get something to eat. ⚘
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings
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So like who put pickles in the sink? https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/81e85cf9b41b99ebae88ed6aa2ef9fd2.jpg
Hello my adoring fans!!! It is I, Fasist Cishet, if you've somehow forgotten, I am both fascist and cishet. Make Alternia Great Again!
HELLO LITTLE INTERNET PEOPLE, I MISSED YOU GUYS WHILE I WAS DOING ROYAL BULLSHIT TODAY