♦ pitied by @resultingCyanide
this statement is a sign a loww intelligence im cartoonishly pressin my flippers to my face an droppin my jaww at this not at all shockin revvelation like a shutterstock model
꒦꒷I GO♱ NO COmplAin♱s ABOu♱ Bein Blind O♱her ♱hAn ♱he FAc♱ ♱hA♱ I CAn'♱ WA♱ch Ass Cheeks ClAp Excep♱ Under Cer♱Ain COndi♱iOns™꒷꒦
eh i just follow my urges... you seem fine though and i will not be mean to you, you too have a good day
Hope > You > Rest > Better > This > Time, > Sweetie > ♡
hm...okay, you're fine
I Am Still #seething.
=3:) D!dn't rea1:se my last c♡mment was a reply t♡ an♡ther c♡mment° Buut ! w!ll agree w!th the ♡g p♡st°
8=l < That pretty Leijon seems a bit 8=l < Touched 8=l < But that is okay 8=l < I still support her
:33 < a whiplash of emotion and thoughts hitting mew one day and then mew suddenly realize mew might be the pawblem to everything happawning to mew
8=l < Pain
I WANT TO BITE SOMETHING
Yeah no back is mad.
FEELINGS ARE COMPLICATED AND STuPID
Shes talking about my annoyance at something.
Okay now I know its bad.
dEAd, i hOpE. fuck that EntirE town.
I'm in a real pissy mood today, this might be the end of the line for my punching bag.
gas stAtiOn. sort of a messy job. was prObAbly lIkE 5 swEEps old, hAhA.
Sometimes, if I can not sleep at light... I swear I 'ear somethin' serenadin' me through the wind. Faintly-- very faintly! But I get t'sleep b'fore long after 'earin' it. It's quite nice...!
k i think im awake now
.....i admit, i am very lost in this. and i apologize for my earlier distrust....
I Did Not Want To Drink A Whole Doctor Pepper In Under Five Minutes But Here We Are
*、i11 R3M3MB3R TH4T. tH4NKS 0R WTV！⚡️
⏾ Dat lil jesta b﴾ ﴿y d﴾ ﴿ne st﴾ ﴿le ma durag.
i've never had bulge, but sounds yummy!
*、3X3RCISING MYS31F SICK T0NIGHT, S0 FUCKING PISS3D 0FF D0NT T41K T0 M3！⚡️
i may be, like, a little dumb but i'm not that dumb nor desperate nor lacking of self respect to giggle at this ludicrous display of flirtation!!!!!!!!!!! oh my FUCK!! i need to go back to rehearsals. #bitchfit
all daves are the same at the end of the day. cruel to consorts
I HATE MEN
i have never been more insulted. my standards aren't that effing low. wrong bitch!! #directposting #bitchfit
great and now im getting all restless and antsy wtf is wrong with me today?
how many apples is eight feet.
dude t|-|is "sgrub" ga|\/|e sucks ass, word of advice do|\|t bot|-|er wit|-| it
c< OH, abOut.... a tHOusaNd five HuNdred Mes >c
I think for once I may actually hit the following tag instead today.
၄⋆၃ if i die from this dreaded illness dot dot dot (i wont) id like for there to be a sxreen next to my fuxking xasket that just has a pixture of myself with the xaption "what does/did he even do" #silly #joke
u guys using my date question to be horny is the most, like, unromantic thing i've ever witnessed in my 23 years of life.
oautgh im cramping so hard fufckmy damn stomach ourgh someone pleas fetch me a headtbpad i cant nmkouve
c< OH rigHt, tHe fuNeral is HappeNiNg sOON, tHatll be fuN! >c
theyre calling me gay and not woke enough
MAYBE I NEED. TO STOP TRYING TO uNDERSTAND SOME THINGS.
UYGGGGHH....,...... 8L33RRGGG,........,,..
honk.
I Find People Who Flirt With Me Amusing.
i have a fucking migraine
@resultingCyanide 8=l < You two w001d be mad cute
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF IRRESPONSIBLE DOUCHEBAGS OUT THERE WHO APPARENTLY CAN’T HELP BUT CHOOSE INCOMPETENCY THE SECOND THEY HAVE THEIR FIRST FUNCTIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY, AND IF I CAN’T EVEN WRANGLE THOSE ASSHOLES INTO SOME SEMBLANCE OF SUBMISSION, I CAN’T EXACTLY EXPECT MYSELF TO WRANGLE ANY OF THE OTHER, MORE FAMILIAR DOUCHEBAGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IN REAL LIFE. YOU’RE NOT ONE OF THEM, OBVIOUSLY, BUT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT. BUT, LIKE. THANKS. AND MORNING, NEPETA.
I'M UP. EVEN IF I VERY CLEARLY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BEING UP THIS FUCKING EARLY, THE EARLY CORPSEFOWL GETS THE CARCASS, OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE SAYING IS, SO I’M GOING TO LOCK THE FUCK IN REGARDLESS AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE. SO SHOULD MOST OF YOU. SOME OF YOU ARE WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT AND ARE STILL RUNNING FUCKING LATE. SHAME ON YOU, YOU LAZY, INCONSIDERATE LAME-ASSES. NIGHT SHIFT DIDN’T GET STUCK DEALING WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT JUST FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND NOT HAVE YOUR OWN SHIT HANDLED ON TIME. GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR. FUCK YOU. AND DIE. — KK
8=l < Notably the other Zahha% don't hxrny post 8=l < E%cept the one halternate who violates his plush dolls 8=l < And the Equius who's hxrny about mud
nothin happened. vwere movwing past it. :)
8=l < Used to drink enough to be consnickered alcoholic act001ly 8=l < But I did it for pain management and I have proper medication now
8=l < Fair I guess
8=l < I 8=l < You 8=l < Why
8=l < Someone told me I need to 100sen up 8=l < If I get any 100ser on this platform I w001d get cancelled
okay i gotta be honest ive actually been booked for a real specific event and i gotta remix a bunch of grease songs together lets see if it drives me insane
((Mmmn love having a migraine before work))
Happens.
You'res is funny meanwhile I learned at work.... i deal with money...
*、f4IR 3N0UGH！⚡️
No but I should have asked
Me when I leap.
shit man am i gonna die?
yeah man
im gonna throw my phone and break my skateboard
okay this headache is actually taking me out holy fuck
...how is it not? oh, i am not meant for such emotions. it is too much for me to handle....
Probably isn't the wisest to so freely offer my blood up, but. What exactly was I using it for? Got all that extra stuff in me surely I can go without some, right? #violence I guess
...i..no, surely not...i barely know them....
...an aching fondness. one that scratches at the walls of my pan....
⪩ Surely feds sh⌖uld get besp⌖ke, r⸸ght? ⸸ me𓉸n ⸸t's just. J𓉸rr⸸ng. ⪨
...rest has done little to alleviate my symptoms. still, i wish all a good morning....
8=l < I will post a crop because I think I am cute 8=l < But that's all for right now
tell me about it
its too late i have a guest over and I don't feel like sexyposting, sorry y'all #nsfw
woah 7here ca!m down buddy ¡ wa$n7 be¡n9 mean