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Trranslation: "Cousin's child's birrthday parrty but th' childrren arre tirred so it is time to get silly with th' boys." Sounds fun as 'ell though mate.
Trranslation: "Th' weatherr is wonderrful today, so I told my frriend to do a shoey (1) with his newly-wed wife (unsurre about this one mate, might be a human thing). Unforrtunately he got too drrunk off of cheap wine frrom a carrdboarrd box, thrrew his flip-flops at me like a crricket bowlerr and vanished to th' middle of nowherre. Now he's up shit crreek without a paddle and gave me a call to ask me to go down to th' local serrvice station to get him an ice crream called a bubble O bill. As I'm upset at him, he is only gettin' an ice crream called a golden gaytime." (1) A shoey is an activity wherre ya put alcohol into th' heel of a shoe, and then drrink it frrom th' shoe. #substance

Never change, NYC. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/164a6070a277.png
that's just how it be. Just, roll with the punches. been around trolls for 14 years. and be chill/dont be weird about it just know some will probably always side-eye you for being on here
comes on troll social media. is seen as being strange for not being a troll. sorry man i'LL get on the line to my people. we'RE getting the red carpet ready as we speak.
I’m føłłøwing up untił thøse łast three wørds, can yøu give me their meaning in this cøntext? (Regardłess, I think it depends øn the number øf parties “dipping”; if it’s simpły øne ør twø øthers, a døubłe dip may be fine. If it’s at a łarger gathering… I’d reałły rather yøu døn’t.)

I think I misunderst⚣⚣d the intenti⚣n ⚣f this p⚣st at first. Are y⚣u asking t⚣ share s⚣me s⚣rt ⚣f f⚣⚣d?

c< aNy-fucKiNg-way iM sO fucKiNg tired Of wHat? a lOt Of stuff, 2 be HONest, but, iM Here 4 everyONe, NO Matter wHat, tHats My jOb >c

c< really? blOcKiN sOMeONe Over fairy bread? KiNda fucKeN Nuts 2 Me, i wONt lie >c
Rroight? Just needs a bitta efforrt. Trranslation: "He's actin' like someone who exploits th' welfarre system and leaves theirr wife, usually while tellin' a big lie such as "I am quickly goin' to th' serrvice station ferr a pack of cigarrettes and a case of beerr" and neverr rreturrning."

c< tHat MaKes seNse, 2 be HONest >c

c< HuH! tHats KiNda crazy, 2 be HONest, but, peOple be HOw tHey are >c
Some folk prrolly want th' clarrification. Not like it's a rreal botherr ferr me. Gives me somethin' to do too.

c< really, peOple Need a traNsla2r? iM sure i caN figure it Out frOM cONtext clues >c
Thank ya kindly. 'ad a couple folks ask me what ya werre saying. Trranslation: "Looks like I have a grreat trranslatorr on this site in orrderr to make surre all of ya silly idiots (affectionate) underrstand what i am talkin' about."
Trranslation: "Woke up at dawn because of th' loud cackle of kookaburrrras. I'm now havin' a laugh and jokingly mockin' this child who is on a push bike to th' local serrvice station."
Trranslation: "Imagine life is like a visit to th' ocean. Sometimes you'rre only gettin' th' worrst of it because you'rre in shallow and rrough waterrs that keep tossin' ya arround. Once ya swim past th' rroughness it gets easierr. Keep going."

ooh! any reason why?
Shiet mate, yerr on th' vb? Yeah naw that ain't worrth it. Spose i ain't th' sorrt t' get munted too often though. Each to theirr own yeah?

that sounds wonderful!
Naurr mate I gotta disagrree with ya therre. Nice summerr arrvo wherre therre's a pool and a barrbie? Betcherr ass 'm therre. Bags on th' hoist orr not. #substance
worried about horrorterrors? try this: really big flashlight
I see we're up to our usual horseshit this morning. Hello incomprehensible beings I'm looking right at you directly you have no effect on me

good morning and good evening everybody!!! hope all is well.

man... There are some real freaks on here and ThaT's coming from The pious clown girl, known for ripping off Trolls heads by yankin' Their necks like i'm sTarTing a lawn mower #violence

:33< i f33l like the ratchet and clank series throws guns at mew that lespurr games would build entipurr games at mew as one off nyathings

:33< if mew say so

:33< sp33drunning death i s33


