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saw a wonderful sli+herbeas+ +oday. shouldve +aken a pic smh #+hissoundssugges+ivebu+i+sno+ #i+wasjus+areallygoodsli+herbeas+
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⁂ ⁂⁂ ⁂⁂⁂ >:o) me and mah pile of gold. honk honk!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What a refreshing perspective!!!! The best way to solve a puzzle yer stuck on is by looking at it from a different angle!!! Reframing and reexamining from a new angle!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < I know when I’m stumped somethin’ fierce… ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < I am fit to up ‘n give up! Roll over ‘n push my soft muffintop belly out with a flower perched between my fronds!!! Fail my Thresh saving throws ‘n prop up a new character sheet… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But whimsy ‘n charitable fun like the sort yer havin’ is what keeps me goin’!!!! Love t’see it!!!!!!!
On this day of celebration, I say to you; Be merry, be well, and be with your friends. Laugh heartily and without restraint.
MaN In HindsighT I WaS FuckiN' LUCKY To NoT GeT CloistereD TheY Must'vE SeeN HoW KickasS I Am
sigh youre lucky youre a jadeblood otherwwise youd be turned to dust wwith a thought
=^owo^= haha yeah silly sure thats what im being haha
sloww dowwn and let me correct this you wwanna see the wworld from a neww perspectivve #realonesknoww
God it feels like someone's driving a drill straight through my head. Why must the body be so mean to me about silly things like "dehydration"? Just tell it to me straight, you don't have to whine about it.
me i like my horse, my pony, my horse, #lyrics
yOU, aRE NOT, mY BUDDY,,, aPRIL fOOLS, yOU ARE, mY BUDDY! lIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE, sILLY SHENANIGANS, lIKE THAT ONE, pRECEDING THIS, cALL TO ACTION,
Been training for the next upcoming renfaire! Super excited to be jousting again :D
sumtimes, u just wuggle wiggle ur booty cuz ur so excited u kno? its jus da way of da world
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL THINGS BETTER THAHAN SLEEPING ALL DAY. NUMBER ONE. SLEEPING WITH ME ALL NIGHT. #nsfw
bruh i actually had a coupl3 bottl32 in my 2yllad3x l3t2 go i wond3r how long thi2 2hit2 b33n in th3r3?? #2ub2tanc3 #l3t2go
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
felt this. :o)
I FINALLY FINISHED THE APPLE. ITS A TRAGEDY IT WAS A REALLY GOOD APPLE. OK FUCK HOW DI DO HASHTAGS AGAIN #APPLE
hitting the vape at #eridanweek #substances
sometimes i consider blocking people for fun but my heart is too kind and understanding
i finally have a reason to have shorts with an anchor printed all over them
Wwhere's Eridan
guys trollbama is sick af he loves weed
i will have 2 try dis
hey admin can you give me an option to collapse the pinned chit in a lil submenu so i dont have to scroll through it and all its replies to get to the feed also can you give me an option to collapse replies i think thatd be useful
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAHAT THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA NEEDS TO PASS A FIELD SOBRIETY TEST. I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAHAT I WITHDRAW MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. I DON'T KNOW WHAHAT BEING THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA MEANS, BUT I THINK I'D DO A REAL FIRE JOB AT IT. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030.
beach how!!
GUYZ, i just realized liek.. i culd switch crers.. n get a job i actually wanna do xP
♰ poor thing was crying for its matron when i found it... hopefully i can get it to calm down... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75ffbffd2cd4.png ♰
/======================================\ || = Come one, (1) || || Come all. || || I will soon be opening up the || || gate of the #Maze. || || No expense has been spared. || || It'll be a time of your life. || || || || || || {I am not liable if you get lost.} || \======================================/
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
Of The Casteist Slurs Mustard Has Got To Be The Laziest. People Enjoy Mustard Generally
an/mal(?) fun fact!: d/d yOu knOw that hOOters /s nOt a bar/restaurant that has Owls? very d/sappO/nt/ng, but the staff /s fr/endly!
ii wa2 takiing a riide on the communal 2cuttlebuggy and overheard 2omeone 2ay "and that'2 why ii don't roller2kate and read anymore." never a dull day iin culldrop.
I am being told, as a society, we need more of the Yuri. I will alert my team, but I encourage you all to do your part as well.
it is s.o°mething t.o° be certain .o°f it
It is d.o°ing umm interesting things t.o° y.o°u w.o°w
Doesn’t it feel on another level? Strung between one world and the next. It’s majestic #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good evening. ]
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
g0t a sc00ter sesh with a new br0 lined up f0r t0night everything is c0min up tenuis lets g0000000000 (⌐□_□)
survived hopital. B]
fixin 2 take sum moar #substance edibles mmmm submstances mmmmmmm
somethiing happens iinsiide the friidge whenever iit’s closed, somethiing that ii am prevented from knowiing. iit iis startiing to effect my mental.
If you must know, my opinion is inherently correct always. https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/my-image.png
I have a #Dream
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
felt cute, might delete later. #selfiesunday ((art by hamsters38 0n tumblr!)) https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/f5641bdecd4f.png
none of my posts are made wiith actual iintent by the way. ii just slap my fiingers on the keyboard and allow fate to deciide my words. iif you fiind meaniing iin them iit^s your own fault.
Reminiscing about past experiences has prompt me to advise to not underestimate the smallest of lusus, or you end up like this: https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/EPICFLIP.gif
this is like the coolest photo i got https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446998601887649822/1488024375788830912/latest.png?ex=69cb4631&is=69c9f4b1&hm=f3de155488d5a5d0bd3840e642202283f00efb3f859cc1d7488e61b2fe6dc360&
[root@sk-0AL1E ~]# cat < /tmp/dialogue.txt.enc ╉│┹┑─┚┼┽┛╈┸┱┓┩┛┼┸╃┙┒━┲┫╈┺┳╆┑┶┎┯┢╈┏┨┣┞┒┵┃┭┲┡╀╉╈┮┏ ┃┞└┐┮┙┗├┙╈┾━┢┳┙╉┥┾━┌┬┢┼╊┍┲╋┌┍┪┘┮┃┑┥┢╆┹┬┞┍╈┳││┦┱┩╂┫╃╃┝┻┲┙┹┘─┑┣┏┩┌┩┷╃┷┾┬╁┩┳┷┓┣┓╇╆╃┲╋┍╈╋┷┵╊┰┳┸╋┾┕┖┪┓╆╊└┫┷╃╇╂┠┳┾┗━━└╉┿┹┨╂┴┮┯┟╊┚┰┕┬┷┠┽┡╊┯┚┦│┨┌╋┖┠┒├├╂┗┑┝┳─┍╄┲──┪┘╀┻┎┰┎╄╆┳│┌┾┠┒┝┾╊┐┴╋┫┪┴╅┩┡╇┕┗┺┥┵┩┨┞┃┯┫┻┿┢┖┶┹┷╀┘┐┛┥┑┪┵┫┳┱─┶╊┢┤
eating my #coldpizza right now
like my status if u like my status
I'm all settled in. Its a little smaller t)(an I'm used to, but I can say I'm )(appy wit)( t)(is new start. Take a look at my new temporary block! )(ttps://www.sponge)(acks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/coastal-bedroom-6-5.jpg
I would make a contextually relevant quip but since you guys don't have a whit of context for that quip and there's a lot of context required to understand it I'm just going to shitpost. Skateboarding while I eat my dinner? You don't understand, I'm on a casserole.
tHIS IS, sO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
\) -•-It’s one thing you jades are good at. Being cute.-•- (/
You are IMPOSSIBLY cute! Omc!!!!
D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
\) -•-My rules, my caste tier list. (The correct one.) -•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de1c59a98df0.png-•- (/
W3 doing #23lfi32unday ??? I fuckin lov3 thi2 pictur3, 2o onc3 again I grac3 you moth3rfuck3r2 with my vi2ag3 ((Art by TooManyK3y2)) http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430400_wTuxywTTUJcPWp3.jpg
angkal being j/)y/)us /)n main
=^owo^= meow to meow communication. meow to meow conversation.
Going to head off and take care of the grubbies! Haha, good light!
ⓘf y໑u survⓘve thⓘs and have s໑me remaⓘnⓘng hⓘt me up
im literally @ the groshy store rn
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE DRUGS I DO MAKE THE DRUGS YOU DO LOOK LIKE A NIC STICK. TAKE YOUR GOOGOO GAGA ZAZA BACK TO THE JUUL STORE AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE LIGHTING UP THAT FUGU FENT HUMBABA. #substance
Making homemade cheese
what goes on a clown's sofa? a whoopie cushion! honk
=^owo^= church clothes arent exactly the height of fashion but thank you
=^owo^= looking good OwO
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
:33 < wake and bake, anypawdy else do that?? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MONEY, FUCK BITCHES, PRAISE THE CLURCH. :o) $nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD DUSK GANG, RISE AND GRIND.
V^ Mm... miniature cherry pie. 😊 ^V
◣_◢ Taking advice and going ouTTside indefiniTTely. I suggesTT everyone, especially @guTTsyGumshoe , TTo follow suiTT. #TTouchinggrass
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
♰ todays cutie thought pretending to cleave me would make a difference... his poor face when i snapped a picture instead... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8b787065c9c.png ♰
✿ 𖧧ha𖧧 d❦es makes sense. 𖧧he s𖥧gh𖧧 fel𖧧 l𖥧ke see𖥧ng a func𖧧𖥧❦nal ra𖥧nb❦w h𖥧ve 𖥧n 𖧧he flesh, ❦r fl❦ra m❦re accura𖧧ely ✿
seen 1 2 many fans spheres deep in da wc beggin 4 mrcy after eating 2 much trollco bell lololol no longer officially endorsing the post concert tb run </3 replacement otw soon or w/e stay tunedddddd
>--D=Your=fangs=look=mighty=sharp=madame=:)//<
=^owo^= i dont think ur getting what i mean but that just sounds actually fun ive always wanted a garden
yawn. sleepy.
V^ The perspective 0f this piece I'm w0rking 0n sucks ASS!!!! 💥 ^V
♰ good evening finally up from my slumber.. feeling like a grub biscuit for breakfast… ♰
chIttrs rEAdIng fOr tOnIght! pAst: sIx Of cUps InvErtEd prEsEnt: tEn Of pEntAclEs fUtUrE: fIvE Of swOrds InvErtEd thEy spEAk tO OUr dIstAncE frOm thE fAmIlIAr, I sUppOsE It mUst mEAn frOm whAtEvEr sOcIAl mEdIA Or chAttIng sOftwArE wE hAd UsEd bEfOrE chIttr? cOmpArIng It tO thE chAngEs nOw, wIth A wEll EstAblIshEd wEbsItE And A mOvEmEnt AwAy frOm cOnflIct. OncE AgAIn vEry AUspIcIOUs! #tArOt
my piiTTiiful purrbea2TT who love2 TTo eaTT garbage ii2 fuckiing aTT iiTT agaiin
Daily reminder that! 1. You're a wonderful person, don't let others tell you otherwise. 2. Keep yourself healthy, hydrated and well fed.. A body that is not healthy ends up becoming cull bait. 3. And please be polite to your brood mothers.. They're doing their hardest to take care of the young ones....
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♰ oh my goodness... absolute perfection SL.. so adorable... many thanks... ♰
> For all my issues with the caverns, it is still nice to see others from my caste on here.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT PRIMORDIAL OOZE GRIND MENTALITY SINCE THE FIRST ZIGGURAT BRICK WAS LAID, CLOCKING 24/7 4 SWEEP SHIFTS IN THE CLAY PITS OF BEFORUS, FLIPPING EMPIRES LIKE HOT COPPER INGOTS WHILE THE REST OF YOU MUTHAFUCKERS WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO COUNT YOUR WOOLBEASTS. FLEXING MY WEALTH SO LIQUIDOUS AND BOTTOMLESS I MAKE VIOLETBLOODS LOOK LIKE BROKEASS SEAHORSE SHEPHERDS, GOT VAULTS STACKED DEEPER THAN THE DUAT WITH MELTED DOWN PIRATE GOLD AND BUSHELS OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR THAT YOUR LUSUS WANTS TO KNOW WHEN I GET OFF WORK. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance
I bet. Being green sounds like a pretty solid color. I dunno though.
Barkbeast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/310e79dafe88.png Ego sum ira Domini.
♰ at least you tried... model: @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f21ca81989f1.png ♰
♰ not half bad.. maybe next time we'll wipe your lip before snapping :) model: @seasonedLeisure https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46eb78596222.png ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU NEED MORE SLIME? HIT THIS SUBJUG UP IF YOU NEED SUPPLY. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS. 💯💯
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT SO MANY THOUGHTS IN THE PAN TROLL ARISTOTLE IS SCARED SHITLESS OF ME.
V^ J0y is underrated as an artistic 0bjective. ^V
D --> Me showing off my huge muscles maybe D --> Since they are in fact that huge it's not very arrogant
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU, ME, A BOTTLE OF OIL, SIXTEEN CANIAC COMBOS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA BUCKETS. WHO'S WITH ME? #nsfw
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
haha sudoku is the numbers one dawg but yea i put an e in there
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR STRAIGHT FROM A FUGU SEADWELLER'S RECUPERACOON, CUT THAT SHIT WITH CRUSHED UP MIND MONEY AND BOOFED IT SO HARD I STARTED SHADOWBOXING THE IMPERIAL DRONES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 KIND TOO, BUT THIS SHIDD FIRE FOR SURE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING TUFF HOMIE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
V^ Haha thanks, but i think its supp0sed t0 be jade later. 0r yell0w? I dunn0. ^V
:33 < *ac takes a big bong rip furrom his morty smith shaped bong* #substance #w33d
Paych£ck lik£, just cam£ in! Tim£ to lik£, sp£nd it all on cloth£s and lik£, b£g Cl£mti for mor£ mon£y aft£r!! <3 #yay #grinds£t :P
♰ certainly.. perhaps if you just pretend to sleep it will bring the same effect. we can experiment ♰
V^ Hitting 13 s00n. Still n0t filled in. Maybe its later. =:/ ^V
Only in my presence. If 4lone, ple4se st4y very, very, veeeery dist4nt.
[|||] oh this pic is adorable!!! love me some #substances
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL SMOKE TO THAT, CHEERS LIL MUTHAFUCKER.