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STAYING AWAKE AT WORK IS SO HARD. #TIREDPOSTING #YOUDONTHAVEITASBADASME

Kull: +5
Total: 5

I've been asking a bit of people about their strifekinds, and I came to horrible results. no one has heard of the mackwhackerkind. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_202114999.png

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Just fell down the stairs, almost. i am now stuck upside down, stabbed into the floor.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Fun fact: fear tastes like tab soda.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Ranking women. 1. the women that are cool. 2. The women that aren't cool.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Play every game like it's haunted. you might be in a creepypasta.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Seriously, guys. i still have no idea what "insists upon itself" means. Can anyone tell me, or are yall just hiding this info from me?

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Lost in the sauce? no. I'm drowning. please help.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

What's the deal with Troll Disney's frozen head?

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

Who is this character? i will be revealing the answer in 30 minutes.. Stay tuned. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-18_211219507.png

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Built-in gambling game on chittr: guess the number i'm thinking of. Tip: it's between 3 and 5.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

The long-awaited reveal is here!! the mysterious hidden character was actually.. Me! https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/gagmzee2.gif

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Someone once told me that I'd go to prison and be forced to eat broccoli if I said a cuss word. i haven't sworn since.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

None flavor disk, but with left beef.

Kult: +16
Kull: +5
Total: 21
Ratio: 3.20

Gonna suck on mad lollipops today. #substances

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

Man, this carrot juice is doing something to me. am i transformatizing into a human?? Tell me you see the weird color. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-21_152503145.png

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Highly reccomend throwing rocks at anyone you don't like. it's really fun.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Wait, I'm confused. is this a troll website, or are humans allowed too? Not trying to discriminate against humans or anything (7/10 species), but I thought this was a troll space.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Really been getting into the apocalypse lately. might send a meteor to someone's hive.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Breaking news: fork found in bathroom. What's it doing there?

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I might be a game design genius. i need someone to hear my ideas out. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-26_212030124.png

Kull: +5
Total: 5

WOWEE!! I just won 2.5 MILLION boondollars on THIS WEBSITE! Click on this link for free boonbucks! freeboobnuckslegit.com

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

What is Hive MD even about? i don't want to watch it on my own, i just need someone to describe it to me.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Does anyone know this beast's name? it looks very interesting. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-29_191342997.png

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Hive Flipper is genuinely a psychological horror game. there's so many hives, but no one to inhabit them. Painting the walls is fun, though.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

Drew a little self-portrait. i feel like the top half looks a little better than the bottom half. Just my thoughts, though. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-01_231126806.png

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

Okay, I made another self-portrait. i think the bottom part is good, while the head is weird, now. https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-05-01_232845789.png

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

K--<if i reach 10k kult before 10k kull i will post globes. if i reach 10k kull before 10k kult i will cull myself. you decide my fate chittr.

Kult: +5
Kull: +14
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.36