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How fortuitous~ I only have good sides~.
G0T MY$3LF 4 L1L TR34T. M4YB3 B1G! 10 L4Y3R CH0C0L4T3 TRUFFL3 C4K3. 1 BR0UGHT $0M3 T0 W0RK C4U$3 1 N33D TH3 $UG4R! 4ND N0 1'M N0T $H4R1NG. UNL3$$ B0$$ W4NT$ $0M3. 0:>
(( pajamas https://files.catbox.moe/eybj7m.png
[DO NOT WORRY WE WILL HAVE YOUR $HINY AND BEAUTIFUL FA#E PO$TED ↑ ON THE FAN#IE$T MO$T ELEGANT GOLDEN MU$EUM PODIUM$ IN ALTERNIA]
[YOU'RE TOO FUNNY PRI$TINE WE GOTTA KILL YOU NOW]
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⧃ I am taking the sacrifice of one tie from my collection so I can say that the vacation is going well so far, and it has been very nice to not look at Chittr and simply spend time with Himero. I found a quillbeast in a tree and it tried to harm me. I trust that everything has been calm and normal on here, and I am shutting my device off before I am proven otherwise.
[HOLY $HIT I #AN ALREADY IMAGINE YOUR HEAVILY DI$FIGURED $PINE PRI$TINE ME AND THE WHOLE OFFI#E $END YOU OUR DEEPE$T #ONDOLEN#E$.. UH #AN YOU MAKE $URE THAT TROLLMU $HIT DOE$NT HAVE THE KELDAM LABEL ON IT]

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ It's In The Woods. That's All You Need To Know. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[IM WORKING ON IT HE JU$T $AY$ LOL A LOT]

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Do Not Call My Hive A Hippie Place. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Yes, But You're So Loud About It. I Can Almost Hear You Shrieking Even If You're Not Speaking. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[YOU'RE TOO $WEET AND PRI$TINE, PRI$TINE. TRULY A FLATTERER]
[AH HA! NEVER BETTER $AID YOU RAVI$HINGLY DAZZLING #REATURE! OH UHM THANK$ FOR HELPING WITH MY BUG PROBLEM]
[AH ID LURE EA#H ONE OF THEM INTO MY $EN$UAL BODY AND KILL THEM WHILE DOING IT OF #OUR$E, THEY #AN NEVER BE $AFE!]
[YOURE RIGHT PRI$TINE HM WELL THINKING ABOUT IT...I THINK ID LIKE TO GET DE#APITATED AND THEN PULLED INTO THE VOID BY EITHER THE ENTITY OR THE KILLER]
THEY SAID I SH⧃ULD USE IT AS A SIGNATURE MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE

「and all the waifus knyahw megane-san is pretty kūru de loko for a seibu no otoko. (∩´∀`)∩」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kūru de loko means kyool and loko! (*´ノ∀`*) seibu no otoko means (;・∀・) hhyaagghh... aahh... w...western guy. (´_ゝ`)]
Issue #715 of "Alternia's Greatest", the magazine show€asing the best of Alternian work ethi€, has given a front-page feature to two valuable heads of department at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. €ongratulations, @ardour€orvidae @infeli€itousFreak I hope the rest of the €ompany €an follow in your lead. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/pRETTY_tROLOLMIZER.png

↘️oh my god.↘️

↗️OKAY.↗️

↗️THIS IS ONLY THE START OF WHAT I WILL DO.↗️

↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
(( todays fun fact is...hursus came first then ritchy followed after! Hursus was the first character I made and I already knew he worked for a company where he and his boss had some kind of strange homoerotic relationship #suggestive

Hehehe! Sure thing!!!
# $tay $trong! You ¢an make it through! Then you ¢an…I don’t know, hit $omething with a golf ¢lub out$ide! Whatever you do to de-$tre$$! #

↗️THE AMOUNT OF DEEPLY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA FLAUNTED ACROSS THE FEED RIVALS EVEN THE MOST SORDID GUSHING A LESSER EMPLOYEE MIGHT ENGAGE WITH AT THE HYDRATION COOLER.↗️ ↘️while partaking in their nightly one small, paper cup of water.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER POSTED ANYTHING THAT IS DEEPLY REVEALING.↗️ ↘️or overly emotional.↘️ ↗️I AM LEADING BY EXAMPLE.↗️ ↘️a pristine, untarnished wageslave.↘️

↗️THANK YOU.↗️
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↗️MY BELLOWSACS AND CAVERNOUS LUNGS HAVE BEEN IRREPARABLY DAMAGED BY SOCIALLY↗️ ↘️"hocking on that phat one"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"ripping that sweet fog madness"↘️ ↗️WITH MY SUPERIOR.↗️

↘️i do not even smoke cigarettes.↘️

↗️I WILL DO IT FOR FREE.↗️

↗️THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TRUE, UNADULTERATED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️so unwavering in his devotion to filling his internal tarsac that he is just inviting opportunity.↘️ ↗️JUST ROLLING IN POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️i would do it.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I WOULD ADVISE YOU DO IT.↗️ ↘️and if you are unwilling to place the remaining nub of your nictotinestick anywhere else.↘️ ↗️I WILL TAKE IT.↗️

↗️ROLL YOUR SHOULDERS BACK WHEN STATIONED AT YOUR MANDETORY WORKPLATFORM.↗️ ↘️only ugly employees slouch.↘️

↘️ohmugodd↘️

⚓︎ 〰〰atere〰er marina 〰ie〰〰 https://iili.io/BQ〰RY〰a.png

⚓︎ f〰cking me thats 〰〰ho 〰〰hate〰er yo〰re sellin im f〰ckin b〰yin

~I lO~ve when I'm swimming ar~Ound and I see a wO~rm I eat that shit right up but I HATE when it's ~On a hO~Ok that hurties :'(~

thiss is horrifying actually >X3
[HAHA! $URE WILL MR PRI$TINE! IT'$ GOOD TO KNOW THERE'$ $TILL GOOD TROLL$ ON THE INDU$TRY.]

mayb i shuld throw my own party wit black jack nd hookers :)

ILOVE HIM HES VERY SQUINKY....good art eats it))
If no one was wondering this is actually what i kind of imagine ritchy to sound like BUT his voice is probably deeper than this https://open.spotify.com/track/3eVYUAe8RNieQEPqziuTcJ?si=ao4-lbGPRUOuVX5ItAqLCw




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