The Janitorn
@squeakyCleaner
He/him | Beforan | Janitor for hire | Armini ‧₊˚🧹
i’m @ j@nitor, why on @lterni@ did i just find genetic m@teri@l in the middle of @ public h@llw@y???? this is @ m@ll how did @bsolutely no one see this h@ppen?????? #nsfw #fml
Happens | Usually easy enough to clean up | Good luck ‧₊˚🧹
looks like i got me a ripper translator over here to make sure all you silly galahs get what im havin a yarn about
It’s interesting talking to highbloods without them immediately looking at me like they want to cull me | Might prefer this method of communication honestly ‧₊˚🧹
Thanks | I think | The post you’ve chosen to reply with this to is a little concerning ‧₊˚🧹
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS N⧃RMAL
Everything I’ve seen from you has been decidedly not normal ‧₊˚🧹
Did I just get flashbanged by bulge | Okay #nsfw #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
>+. ACTUALLY THAT'S YOUR FAULT CLICKING ON THE AUTOFILTERED IMAGE .+<
To be honest it was kind of instinct | Some deep-seated curiosity within me guiding my wayward prong | But yeah that one’s on me ‧₊˚🧹
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
Yeesh | You’ve got it bad | I’m a burgundy obviously so I can’t do much | but good luck ‧₊˚🧹
- I'mm going to have to start looking for new cullers down at the race tracks aren't I
You could just | try to live on your own a little | That way if this ever happens again you’d be ready for it ‧₊˚🧹
Or you guys could | You know | Find an auspistice or something ‧₊˚🧹
- A... c3<? But that's usually mmy Job. And for mmy <> no less? - I've never thought of that before.
Well | it’s whatever you guys think is best for your relationship | But aometimes even the top petal needs some mediating | no shame in it | Whatever you guys do | I hope it turns out alright for the both of you ‧₊˚🧹
Please tell me that man is not Beforan | I am crossing all of my prongs here #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
W4444h w44444h w444h <<< 7h47’5 y0u˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
I think I’m seeing a lot of what are Beforans but I can truly never be sure | If they don’t have it in their bio I just have to play it by heartunnel ‧₊˚🧹
|f You Truly Are A Jan|tor Of Such Remarkable Ab|l|ty You Truly Earned That Talent, Perhaps We Can Be |n Talks As Fellow Beforan.
☎︎ #IdC✱nsideredAskingIfABef✱rusBadgeC✱uldGetMade #JustT✱HelpUsDifferentiate #MaybeICanM✱reSeri✱uslyC✱nsiderIt
Oh | you too | Bonzer | I think I’m good enough at it to have earned myself a title based off of it at least ‧₊˚🧹
Oh | yeah | that would probably help a lot | Good idea | I don’t know who to go to for that | though ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #IfICanFigure✱utAHalfwayDecentSymb✱lT✱RepresentUs #ICanLikelyGetItMade #ItMayJustTakeALittleWhile
Oh | yeah | it would be hard to come up with a symbol for an entire planet | Maybe a big B for Beforus | Nah | that’s stupid ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #Haha #ICanW✱rksh✱pIt #ButIfY✱uHaveAny✱therSuggesti✱ns #IWillGladlyHearThem✱ut
I could try to think of some | but they probably wouldn’t be any good | I’m not the most creative guy | Maybe a shepherd’s cane like the Constern’s or something ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #ThatsAPrettyG✱✱dIdeaActually #IllKeepItInMind #WeWillSeeIfIAtAllHaveTheDesignSkillsT✱MakeS✱methingAppealing
Good luck | I can offer some sort of standard encouragement hold on | I believe in you | There we go ‧₊˚🧹
➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
Hey | you got a whole word down | Good job | Keep it up and you might finish within the next two sweeps ‧₊˚🧹
➡️I produce one analysis a sweep. Favorite corporate drivel, straight from the inkwell to the suckling nub of the writing instrument.➡️
Yeah one a sweep sounds about right | Why’ve they got you chained down about it though ‧₊˚🧹
➡️Your favorite wigglehappy officefriend, marinated in his own something, is unable to handle the freedom of expression granted by a lack of restraint.➡️ ➡️It benefits everyone.➡️ ➡️I like it also.➡️ ➡️Accessories.➡️