The Janitorn
@squeakyCleaner
He/him | Beforan | Janitor for hire | Armini ‧₊˚🧹
The thing I appreciate about my ex-kismesis is that he didn’t try to cull me at all | He actively wanted me to live in my run-down old hive and suffer | which was actually preferably for me | Wonder where he’s at now | Hope he’s doing awful ‧₊˚🧹
It’s interesting talking to highbloods without them immediately looking at me like they want to cull me | Might prefer this method of communication honestly ‧₊˚🧹
Thanks | I think | The post you’ve chosen to reply with this to is a little concerning ‧₊˚🧹
Did I just get flashbanged by bulge | Okay #nsfw #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
>+. ACTUALLY THAT'S YOUR FAULT CLICKING ON THE AUTOFILTERED IMAGE .+<
To be honest it was kind of instinct | Some deep-seated curiosity within me guiding my wayward prong | But yeah that one’s on me ‧₊˚🧹
Please tell me that man is not Beforan | I am crossing all of my prongs here #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
I think I’m seeing a lot of what are Beforans but I can truly never be sure | If they don’t have it in their bio I just have to play it by heartunnel ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #IdC✱nsideredAskingIfABef✱rusBadgeC✱uldGetMade #JustT✱HelpUsDifferentiate #MaybeICanM✱reSeri✱uslyC✱nsiderIt
Oh | you too | Bonzer | I think I’m good enough at it to have earned myself a title based off of it at least ‧₊˚🧹
Oh | yeah | that would probably help a lot | Good idea | I don’t know who to go to for that | though ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #IfICanFigure✱utAHalfwayDecentSymb✱lT✱RepresentUs #ICanLikelyGetItMade #ItMayJustTakeALittleWhile
Oh | yeah | it would be hard to come up with a symbol for an entire planet | Maybe a big B for Beforus | Nah | that’s stupid ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #Haha #ICanW✱rksh✱pIt #ButIfY✱uHaveAny✱therSuggesti✱ns #IWillGladlyHearThem✱ut
I could try to think of some | but they probably wouldn’t be any good | I’m not the most creative guy | Maybe a shepherd’s cane like the Constern’s or something ‧₊˚🧹
☎︎ #ThatsAPrettyG✱✱dIdeaActually #IllKeepItInMind #WeWillSeeIfIAtAllHaveTheDesignSkillsT✱MakeS✱methingAppealing
Good luck | I can offer some sort of standard encouragement hold on | I believe in you | There we go ‧₊˚🧹
That wasn’t so bad | Got it all cleaned up | Got the body buried | Wish I wouldn’t get roped into cleaning blood all the time but I lived ‧₊˚🧹
Going fine so far | She’s been quiet | I’ll try to be respectful with the body | Didn’t bring a shovel | I’ll do my best to bury her anyway ‧₊˚🧹
Ghost is still here | She’s in the corner | She seems nice enough | She’s not bothering or attacking me | at least | Not the worst that could’ve come out of cleaning a crime scene ‧₊˚🧹
Dammit | #gore https://cdn |imgchest |com/files/5a58b37ee2bd |png ‧₊˚🧹
I know that guy’s Beforan but I think I’d rather be drowned in my own cleaning fluid than have a single conversation with him #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
Okay | Night‘s gotten better | Just had a good laugh | #vaguepost I guess ‧₊˚🧹
Think the ceiling is caving in a little again | I’ll have to patch it up sometime | More caegar burned | Sigh | Hope the job pays well tomorrow ‧₊˚🧹
Nothing beats sitting on the floor of my hive with a TV dinner and a beer and watching Cheers reruns #substance ‧₊˚🧹
This is the coolest I’ve ever looked | and it’s not even that cool | I’ve peaked | It’s all downhill from here #substance https://cdn |imgchest |com/files/0fe3c7623bad |jpeg ‧₊˚🧹
Thank you | Usually it takes the edge off | though | Little #substance joke for you there ‧₊˚🧹
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Does your palmhusk have a built-in censor | That’s rough buddy ‧₊˚🧹
Yeah that doesn’t sound great | I’d guess that asking for it to be removed or getting a new palmhusk are out of the question for you | If my detergent-fume-addled pan can come up with it | you’ve probably tried it already ‧₊˚🧹
Yeah | no wuckas | Hope that whole deal gets settled for you soon | You’re a grown troll | I’m sure you can handle yourself just fine in the face of stuff like substances and profanity ‧₊˚🧹
I’m about to just start following every Beforan troll I see | unless they’re egregiously awful or something | Desire to meet new people and all ‧₊˚🧹
I KNOW there are normal trolls on this planet | but maybe none of them made it to this website ‧₊˚🧹
Least favorite thing a ghost has ever said to me has got to be the time one told me that at my age | I was almost as dead as he was | Can’t stand being a rust sometimes ‧₊˚🧹
Landed myself a job for tomorrow | but | the guy who hired me kept saying “it’s definitely not a crime scene” a suspicious number of times | It’s probably going to be a crime scene | but I can’t really afford to be picky | I really need the caegar | Maybe I’ll get lucky and it actually won’t be a crime scene | I’ll see ‧₊˚🧹
No work tonight | You know what that means #substance https://cdn |imgchest |com/files/dcd7a9735f3b |jpeg ‧₊˚🧹
Oh | and to add onto that last Chit | I’m not looking to be culled | I just want to do my job | maybe meet some new people | That’s all ‧₊˚🧹