@symBrosium — #nsfw
For perhaps the first actual time this entire goddamn year, Helios has finally decided to turn his fiery gaze away from the sweating, sweltering masses down below and allowed them a moment of sweet, delectable relief. Now, the cold (85°F) has finally come to greet this modest city with a moderately still-too-fucking-warm welcome. Truly, I'm grateful. No, really, I am. There's only so many times you can sneakily unstick your balls from your leg before you run out of inconspicuous methods to do so, and I'm not about to spend my energy flashstepping while I'm stuck cozying up in Satan's asshole.
Watching a version of myself lose an argument to a statue, after going for the dick pic gambit no less, has to rank real fucking high in most embarrassing moments of all time. Send this one to WatchMojo and they might just get a Guinness award for it.
Don't let life be the one to dick you down. You gotta remember how to put yourself back on top. - Sun Tzu, or something.
Does every Joe Schmoe on this site have the immediate compulsion to sign up with their full legal name on display? Thiel would cream a hole through his jeans if he saw how many motherfuckers doxx themselves on the regular here. And, look, before any smart ass points out the elephant in lingerie here, I know my own anonymity Chittr-side is a thin facade held only marginally together by the ignorant few who have yet to encounter my glowing personality(s) -- or don't give enough of a shit to -- and my kickass profile. That's not my fault. Blame the other orange douchebags.