
Heterosexual this and homosexual that. Where in blue blazes are my metrosexual scumbags in their skinny scarves and deep V-neck shirts??? Am I suddenly describing an endangered species? A relic lost to time? No one remembers 2011???

i am LITERALLY rite here :( #BornInTheWrongGeneration
OHHHHHHH okay thank you Bleu for the context flare. Yeah nah you gotta be the only person who likes them Jane.
I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD BE ERIDAN IF ALTERNIA WERE LIKE 2% MORE FASHION-FORWARD.

It might be wise to tag this.

they tried to snuff us out wwith the annihilation wwhat befell univverses A and B along wwith celebrities wwith troll in front a their names but nice fuckin try im still around and my necklines wwill continue to plunge abysswward evvermore
my scarf the skinniest my vv neck deep enough to fit both a your greedy flesh mitts so they can feel the badump badump a my fiery wwarriors heart beatin fevverishly against vvirulent coils a briny chest hair
They’re right under your nose.

they are the girl readin this

Hold on. Direct messaging you.



