
Kurloz
@taciturnCharlatan
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((Hehehe my bro ovi porn is done now to wait till 12am or until my boyfriend begs me to post it early. #nsfw))
OK, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS. ARADIA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN I AM *SORRY* FOR THE PROPERTY DAMAGE TO YOUR HIVE AND COLLECTION. I GENUINELY, TRULY AM. IT IS A GODDAMN SHAME THAT THIS SYSTEM DEIGNS TO MAKE A NOOK-SCRATCHING FOOL OUT OF EVERYONE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO HATCH INTO IT. EVER WONDER WHY WIGGLERS HATCH SCREAMING? THERE YOU FUCKING GO. MYSTERY SOLVED EVEN THOUGH THERE WASN'T A LIVING SOUL STUPID TO ASK FOR THAT. BUT I AM ***NOT*** POSING FOR YOU AGAIN! I AM DONE OWING YOU!!!
this slime batch has gotta be fuckin bad or somethin its not doin fuckin anythin ta stop the daymares ugh im awwake i goddamn guess
anyone have cryptic mannerisms and basically in spades with the nature of so called reality and kind of fucked up hmu
getting my hand held tonight, lads.
are vwe all collectivwely under the influence together? this feels like bonding.
PINNED POST: His vow of silence extends to Chittr, exclusively communicates using emojis or emoticons to replicate sign language. - All posts/replies do actually mean something, feel free to ask OOC for a translation if needed!










